man filmed ripping ted cruz sign uigizaji crazy

Mount Stewart, Northern Ireland

Commander Kane: Gentlemen, we have invited the eight of wewe here, for a special exercise.
MI6 Commander: wewe will attempt to infiltrate a camp set up kwa my boys. Good luck to wewe Yanks.
Commander Kane: And good luck to wewe fellas as well.

After five dakika of getting everything set up, the CIA agents were allowed to go to the MI6 camp. Everyone was wearing black, and were carrying paintball guns.

One CIA agent, was actually an enemy spy. He was trying to find a car to use to get to the airport.

Enemy Spy: *Walking along a castle, he sees an MI6 agent walking from...

I actually really enjoy watching film reviews and the film reviews where critics dislike films are often zaidi entertaining. The best film reviews involve exaggerating feelings about films. However both regular people and critics often hate films. I think that hating on films too much can be a bad thing.

Of course there are plenty of films that I dislike, but I don't hate any fils. I used to hate some films. There were films that made me mad just kwa thinking about them. I don't get why people should hate films. Of course people are allowed to dislike films, but disliking and hating are 2 different...

1. I upendo the way we finish each other’s sentences.

2. I upendo the way I know you’ll never give up on me.

3. I upendo the fact that I wouldn’t ever give up on you.

4. I upendo the way wewe look at me.

5. I upendo how beautiful your eyes are.

6. I upendo the way I can’t imagine a siku without wewe in my life.

7. I upendo the way if we were ever separated I wouldn’t know how to go on.

8. I upendo the way we cuddle and watch sunsets together.

9. I upendo the way we sometimes stay up all night and just talk, then watch the sunrise together.

10. I upendo how I know you’ll always be there when I need wewe to be.

11....

1- eye contact , if wewe notice him staring a lot at wewe ..like zaidi than 5 times in the same siku .(unless wewe got a stain on your shirt)
2- if wewe and him were in the same area , he would be with wewe in every where wewe walk to ( like a party au a tamasha ..etc)
3- he would sit inayofuata to wewe in your class ( unless hes too shy )
4- he would scream au laugh out loud to get your attention .
5- he would kill to be your lab partner at school .
6 - if he says to wewe hi and hes all too sweaty , make sure hes nervous and that means he likes you.
7-if wewe drop something , he would be the first to get it for...

1. When the teacher says to “take a seat”, wewe answer “take it where”.
2. When the teacher calls your name at roll call, wewe answer “Absent”.
3. When she calls roll, wewe answer “yo mama”.
4. When the teacher says something, wewe say “is that so?”
5. If wewe so happened to not turn in your homework say, your class pet ate it.
6. Tell your teacher you’ll turn in your homework, as soon as your parents finish doing it.
7. Tell your teacher wewe did not turn in your homework because wewe were watching TV.
8. Fold your homework into a cootie-catcher.
9. Fold your homework into a paper...

1.When wewe walk into the room, run up to the teacher and stare her in the eyes. nothing more. just keep a straight face and stare. they get quite scared.

2.Before your science class starts, put a baridi that has "Human Head" written on top, on the front table. On the board write: "Class, we will be disecting a human head tommorrow, the sign up orodha is on my dawati for the part wewe would like to dissect" Actually put a sign up orodha on her desk.

3.bring a cactus to school. Raise your hand. When called upon say the cactus has a question. look at the cactus and wait for it to say something. when it...

1. We aren’t mind readers!
2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.
3. When wewe sleep over never boss me around in kitanda unless it is during sex.
4. Smoking is the biggest turn off.
5. It never hurts to work out.
6. If wewe don’t want to hear the truth, don’t ask the question.
7. “Fine” au “whatever” is not an appropriate ending to a conversation.
8. If wewe want sex, just ask. (In case wewe didn’t already know.)
9. Don’t expect guys to say as many sweet things as they do in the movies. (It takes a lot of guys and their wives to come up with those...

1. Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them! (oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with zaidi than 5 guys..you're a HOE)

2. "Hey, are wewe busy?" au "Are wewe doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

3... Guys may be flirting around all siku but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

4. Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

5. Guys go crazy over a girl's...

I got bored, so here wewe go.


1. BlueEyedDemon

2. SuicidalSlut

3. MaliciousIntent

4. GloomyTears

5. Blacklight

6. DarkSunshine

7. FallenIsolation

8. DrowningInTears

9. DismalAngel

10. FallenSolitude

11. HopingInSolitude

12. SilentCall

13. CountingOnRain

14. CalledForMishap

15. RuefulDestiny

16. FallenAngel

17. KilledByAnAngel (I know for a fact it's taken on here kwa my twin sis but I made it up)

18. FlamingCore

19. Darkenin(g)InRegret (The G could be taken off if there is a 15 character like on Fanpop)

20.Itrieditathome

21. RunWithScissors

22. PlaydateWithFire (Over 15 characters but... I like it)

23. RejectedStar...

1.In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes. I'll have twenty.
2.Sometimes wewe make me so mad i wanna throw wewe in the middle of on-going traffic; but then i realize i would probably kill myself trying to save you.
3.im the type of girl who would burst out laughing in the middle of silence because of something that happened... yesterday.
4.so ill walk the plank & jump with a smile if im going down ill do it in style wewe wont hear me surrender.
5.the truth hurts so we lie
6.silence is golden, duct tape is silver
7.i know your probably thinking oh no she didnt but i just so totally...

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse!

Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what the hell happen to you?

Right now I'm sitting here looking at wewe trying to see things from your point of view but I can't get my head that far up my ass.

A pretty girl can kiss a guy* a bird can kiss a butterfly* the rising sun can kiss the grass* but wewe my friend!! yes you!! wewe CAN KISS MY ASS*******

If wewe didn't have feet wewe wouldn't wear shoes.....then why do wewe wear a bra??!

mirrors don't talk but lucky for wewe %n they don't laugh

Poof be gone, your breath is too strong, I...

44 Ways to Make a Girl Happy

Ladies, this will make wewe tear up :)

Fellas, read all of it:)

1-Touch her waist.

2-Talk to her.

3-Share secrets.

4-Give her your jacket.

5-Kiss her slowly.

Are wewe remembering this?

6-Hug her.

7-Hold her.

8-Laugh with her.

9-Invite her somewhere.

10-Let her be with wewe when you're with your friends.

Keep reading...

11-Smile with her.

12-Take pics with her.

13-Pull her onto your lap.

14-When she says she loves wewe more, deny it. fight back.

15-When her Marafiki say i upendo her zaidi than you, deny it; fight back and hug her tight so she can't get...

I never thought I would be doing a orodha like this because when I do lists based on looks it's on women. As a straight guy, it's easier for me to rank women than men. However, when I put my mind to something I try my best to come through. I had already done this orodha with women and I remember being asked if I would ever do it with men, so here it is. Keep in mind this is all just my personal opinion as a straight guy and it wasn't easy to figure out AT ALL! Please maoni but be polite. Also, always maoni because I worked HARD on this and during a time I had just had laser eye surgery and...

42 Things That Will Make Your Parents Go Crazy.

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...

2. Moo when they say your name...

3. Run into walls...

4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...

5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...

6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...

7. Wear a sticker that says, "I'm a retard"...

8. Have 20 imaginary Marafiki that wewe talk to all the time...

9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...

10. Do what they actually tell you...

11. Jump off the roof, trying...

My suicide note that I threw away cuz of my awesome Marafiki and life I wanted to keep.

To the friends, I call my family,

By the time wewe read this letter, I will be only a faded memory.

A corpse on the cold bathroom floor.

It is too late for me now, and I know it.

Even as I write this letter I can feel the life draining out of me.

But I feel it, so that's something, right?

I have been dead for a while now, though wewe may not have noticed.

I died the night I couldn't upendo you, my love.

I loved wewe with everything.

My heart, my body and soul.

I am sorry I wasn't good enough for you.

At least you're happy....

1. Go around stores, pick up items and yell out really loudly "Who buys this CRAP anyway?!"

2. Get a cart, get on the bar below the bar wewe grip, and push it down the isle, extra points for running into something au someone

3. Go up to a bila mpangilio person and say "you have pretty eyes, may I have your eyes?!" and hear to see what they say

4. Laugh randomly

5. If someones talking on a cellphone Go closer to them and start maki bila mpangilio noises to disturb them, extra points if they hang up

6. If your near a kisima, chemchemi run to it and start splashing in it

7. If your mom starts nagging to wewe in public about the...