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It stalks the night
It stalks the day
It seeks out life
And whisks it away
It's known as death
And other things too
But it's all the same
What matters is you.
How do wewe see it?
What does it mean?
It's best if wewe know
For death is unseen.
It can take wewe at day
It can take wewe at night
Knowing death well
Can lend wewe some light
The passage to death
Is always unclear
And it's best to know
That you're very near.
For death is at hand
It is for us all
Know it's face well
So wewe don't stumble and fall
Now think hard on death
And know that it's near
And the meaning of life
Will be all to clear
And...
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1) As soon as wewe come in class people stare
2)When the teacher calls on wewe (For a swali wewe do not know)
3)Girls au boys look at wewe and laugh but when wewe turn back they have that blank expression
4)Being yelled at in front of a teacher
5)Being tardy
6)Being called nicknames..that wewe dont enjoy
7)Being the first person to be kicked out of class
8)Looking crazy when wewe yell at people in the middle of class
9)Running in the hall then falling on your face
10)Something gets stuck on your pants..or someone put it there
What Color Of Socks Are wewe Wearing?

Red = Loud
Green = Stupid
None = Freaky
Fuzzy = Gorgeous
Yellow = Innocent
Purple = A Little Too Happy
Black = Emo
Stripes = Funny
Gray = Ugly.
pink = Preppy
Light Blue = Sweaty
Other = Hot
White = Sexy


What Kind Of Pants Are wewe Wearing?
Shorts = Cutie
Skirt/Skort = Cheerleader
Corduroy = Weirdo
Tight Jeans = Scene Kid
Ripped Jeans = Emo
Cammo = Cage Fighter
Jeans = Prep .
Pajamas = Creep
Cargo = Clown
Sweats = Athlete
Boxers = Brat
Booty Shorts = Female
Capris = Gangster
Nothing = Dare-Devil
Dickies = Weirdo
Bikini Bottoms = Tiki Girl
Other = Drug Addict


What Is Your Natural...
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Mom:Okay kids!(4 kids)get in here!I got news!
Kennedy:What is it?
Mom:Me and your dad are going on a date
*grasshopper sound*
Mom:so wewe guy will need a babysitter!


*10 dakika later the baby sitter came*
Mom:Hello!I'm Amy!
Babysitter:I'm Ashley!
Mom:DARELL!Get your butt in here!
*Mom and Dad leave*
Ashley:Hi kids!I'm your babysitter Ashley!
kids:HI!
Kid:I'm Amber!I'm four!
Ashley:Hi Amber!*ruffles hair*cute!
Amber:Never...touch...ME!!!
Ashley:OH kay!
Kid:I'm Zack!I'm 9
Ashley:Hello!


*59 dakika later*
Amber:I wuv chai parties!!
Ashley*Walks in*Hey Amber what are wewe doing?
Amber:Having a chai party!
Ashley:Can I...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
1) Have an uncontrollable lusting for someone else every five minutes.

2) Pretend to be from different ethnic backgrounds every hour.

3) Improvise Italian operas.

4) Gossip about someone to their face.

5) Answer every swali with a question.

6) Repeat yourself constantly.

7) Act like a member of the opposite sex.

Cool Repeat yourself constantly.

9) Act like Mr. Flanders from The Simpsons.

10) Repeat yourself constantly.

11) Change what wewe repeat every now and then.

12) Use homonyms in your e-male that the spell cheque would knot sea as miss steaks.

13) Change what wewe repeat every now and then.

14) Talk...
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posted by milorox18
WARNING: MAY NEED TISSUES FOR THESE:

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl:Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy:No, this is fun.

Girl:No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy:Then tell me wewe upendo me.

Girl:I upendo you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can wewe take off my kofia, chapeo and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the inayofuata day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his kofia, chapeo so that she would live even if he died.
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Needless to say, 2016 was quite an...intriguing year, to say the least. Some good stuff happened, such as the birth of quite a few awesome sinema (Deadpool, Hardcore Henry, Ghostbusters, etc), as well as the usual advances in technology and disease prevention, which are ALWAYS appreciated. Hell, the Cubs FINALLY won the World Series in Baseball, which hasn't happened since 1908. That is HUGE! And on another note, The Loud House is one of the best cartoons I've seen in quite a while. And to juu it all off, another Pokemon generation has been released. So it wasn't all bad, right?

However, there...
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