Shadow was walking through the ruins of Ark. He coughed in the debree. He had a flashback of Maria. He sniffed. He looked at a broken panel. It had a picture of a blob with a head and tiny writing. He remembered that from when the Ark was invaded with the Artifical Chaos. Then he looked at something not that familiar. It was a giant capsule with a few cracks in it and a body. It had a green liquid inside. "What's this?" Shadow said. He punched the capsule open. The liquid poured out. Shadow picked up a stick and poked the body. "Ha. Squishy." He continued poking at him. "SQUISHY SQUISHY SQUISHY!" He said, obviously amused. One of the body's eyes slightly opened. Shadow stopped poking and took a step back. The eye opened slightly more. A little bit more... till it was compeletely open. The other quickly opened. Shadow took 10 steps back. The body slowly stood up. He shook to get some of the liquid off and he blinked. "I... smell... WAFFLES!" The body said. Shadow got a confused look on his face. "I stared in amezement at THIS?!" He alisema angrily. "OH HAI!" the body said. "MY NAME'S CHRIS WHAT'S YOUR NAME OH COOL WE HAZ SO MUCH IN COMMON wewe LIKE pizza OH I DO TOO DON'T wewe JUST LOVE-" Shadow interuppted with "SHUT UP." "Mmkay!" Chris said. "So, what's your name?" Chris asked. "I'm Shadow, the Ultimate Life Form. And you?" Shadow said. "I'm Chris the Mechahog. But don't tell anyone that I'm a mechahog! And wewe do sound familiar. Weren't wewe created kwa Dr. Gerald Robotnik?" Chris said. "Yes. And how do wewe know?" Shadow asked. "I dunno..." Chris said, in unusion. Shadow picked up a panel. At the top, It said, "Project: Ultimate Life Form". Shadow read it aloud.
End of chapter one
Chapter two coming soon!
End of chapter one
Chapter two coming soon!
clarece: today we are going to cook...bourbon chicken sandwitch well lets get started IN medium skillet over medium heat melt peach, pichi preseves...
suddunly a robot crashes in and take the crystal off her neck
eggman: hahahaha! now i can rule the world
clarece: u_u eggman! give back the crystal now au i will kick the shit out of you!
eggman: hahahaha! foolish girl why would i do that
clarece: because... I AM THER ONE TO SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT INCLUDEING U U FAT punda bitch, kahaba OF A BASTARD!
eggman: { blastes her with a lazer}
clarece: THATS IT U SON OF A BITCH!
{clarece beats the fuckim shit out of eggman}
clarece: well i took care of that bitch, kahaba now we can continue after the camercail
part 2 coming soon
suddunly a robot crashes in and take the crystal off her neck
eggman: hahahaha! now i can rule the world
clarece: u_u eggman! give back the crystal now au i will kick the shit out of you!
eggman: hahahaha! foolish girl why would i do that
clarece: because... I AM THER ONE TO SAVE THE WHOLE WORLD AND EVERYONE IN IT INCLUDEING U U FAT punda bitch, kahaba OF A BASTARD!
eggman: { blastes her with a lazer}
clarece: THATS IT U SON OF A BITCH!
{clarece beats the fuckim shit out of eggman}
clarece: well i took care of that bitch, kahaba now we can continue after the camercail
part 2 coming soon
This is actually inspired kwa an old makala I made here about Horn's average day, I remade it and here it is! Enjoy.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt au Dull Object While Eating apple Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return nyumbani From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An apple Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked au Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.
The following takes place between 0 Hours and 2359 Hours
0000 - 0330
Sleep.
0330 - 0530
Shower.
0530 - 0750
Style Hair.
0750 - 0800
Beat Coro With A Blunt au Dull Object While Eating apple Jacks.
0800 - 1100
Get Pissed At The Local Bar.
1100 - 1230
Attempt To Drive Drunk.
1230 - 1231
Unsuccessful.
1231 - 1340
Realize It Was Unsuccessful.
1340 -1400
Return nyumbani From Police Station.
1400 - 1610
Clean The House After An apple Jacks And Coro Related Incident.
1610 - 1730
Beat Coro With A Spiked au Sharp Object.
1730 - 1800
Attempt To Relax.
1800 - 1802
Relax.
1802 - 1950
Flirt with (Wo)Men.
1950 - 2130
Sustain Serious Genitalia Damage.
2130 - 2200
Sex.
2200 - 2300
Realize Your Homosexuality.
2300 - 2359
Stay In The Closet
Lather, Rinse & Repeat.
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“SHANE, wewe LITTLE FUCKER!?”
“Hnnn?” alisema HedgeBat turned to the now-infuriated HedgeBeast, putting his magazine down, “Whaddaya want, Mother?”
“You’re stoned.”
“So?”
“I’m bored.”
“Then do something…”
“Can I go drive a tank over something?”
kwa then, Shane had turned his attention back to his magazine, “Go for it.”
…
“YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!”
Next morning…
“Mother?”
“Yeah?”
“…What happened to my car?”
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Uhh... Yeah. :| I'm not quite sure what this is, either.
Mother drives a tank over Shane's car... I dunno what else she destroyed. 8/
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“Shane?”
“…”
“SHANE, wewe LITTLE FUCKER!?”
“Hnnn?” alisema HedgeBat turned to the now-infuriated HedgeBeast, putting his magazine down, “Whaddaya want, Mother?”
“You’re stoned.”
“So?”
“I’m bored.”
“Then do something…”
“Can I go drive a tank over something?”
kwa then, Shane had turned his attention back to his magazine, “Go for it.”
…
“YYEEEEEHHHAAAAWWW!”
Next morning…
“Mother?”
“Yeah?”
“…What happened to my car?”
________________________________________________
Uhh... Yeah. :| I'm not quite sure what this is, either.
Mother drives a tank over Shane's car... I dunno what else she destroyed. 8/
After math class, Cynthia walked to her boyfriend, Mars.
"How was class?" he asked, "Sucked." answered Cynthia.
After school, Cynthia was walking out the building when all of a sudden, a female hedgehog skateboarded in front of her, both falling down.
"Hey! Watch it punk!" The hedgehog answered dusting off her black jeans.
"I'm sorry, but who are you?" Cynthia asked in a concerned tone.
"None of your business thats who!" She exclaimed.
"You must be Darklin, Shadow's sister." The bat admitted, "Yeah your right, but barge in front of me like that you'll be getting stitched up!" Darklin yelled skateboarding away.
"How was class?" he asked, "Sucked." answered Cynthia.
After school, Cynthia was walking out the building when all of a sudden, a female hedgehog skateboarded in front of her, both falling down.
"Hey! Watch it punk!" The hedgehog answered dusting off her black jeans.
"I'm sorry, but who are you?" Cynthia asked in a concerned tone.
"None of your business thats who!" She exclaimed.
"You must be Darklin, Shadow's sister." The bat admitted, "Yeah your right, but barge in front of me like that you'll be getting stitched up!" Darklin yelled skateboarding away.
Name:Salena Raqque Nagato
Age:19
Physical Apperence:Dark Pink-Red hair, with a light pink body
Species:Hedgebat
Occupation:The keyboard guitauir(pretty much a guiair in any shape, with buttons) for nyota SOS
Friends:Anna the Hedgehog, Miranda the Echinda, and Kagimi the Cat
Enimes:Dr.Eggmansign
Faveriote color:Black
Faveriote Sign:Peace
Outfits:A black tank, and light pink skirt
Black dress with red hearts
Ride:None
Parents:Alicia Nagoto(Birth Mother), Veronica and James Calico(Adopted
Height:4 ft.
Backstory:Salena had longer hair, but when she was about 3, her birth mother(Alicia)cut it off.Soon, she was taken from her birth family and put into the Calico family.She vowed to be like the good side of her mother as soon as she got there.She has a very scattered romantic past, and three friends(Anna, Kagimi, and Miranda) who were like her sisters her entire life.
Age:19
Physical Apperence:Dark Pink-Red hair, with a light pink body
Species:Hedgebat
Occupation:The keyboard guitauir(pretty much a guiair in any shape, with buttons) for nyota SOS
Friends:Anna the Hedgehog, Miranda the Echinda, and Kagimi the Cat
Enimes:Dr.Eggmansign
Faveriote color:Black
Faveriote Sign:Peace
Outfits:A black tank, and light pink skirt
Black dress with red hearts
Ride:None
Parents:Alicia Nagoto(Birth Mother), Veronica and James Calico(Adopted
Height:4 ft.
Backstory:Salena had longer hair, but when she was about 3, her birth mother(Alicia)cut it off.Soon, she was taken from her birth family and put into the Calico family.She vowed to be like the good side of her mother as soon as she got there.She has a very scattered romantic past, and three friends(Anna, Kagimi, and Miranda) who were like her sisters her entire life.
Heres my orodha in characters, i'll need my copy for reminders!
Cynthia: School beauty, man's lady!, Mars' Girlfriend
Mars: School Bully, Cynthia's boyfriend
Zalara: maarufu Girl, Sonic's Cousin
Venom: Silent Girl, reads a lot, has no friends, Rouge's Cousin
Darklin: Goth Girl, never listens, Shadow's sister
Rouge: Pretty Girl, Shadow's Girlfriend
Shadow: Silent Boy, Rouge's Boyfriend
Sonic: Annoying Kid, Zalara's Cousin, Hates Venom
Amy: Annoying as heck kid, likes Sonic
Tikal: Likes Knuckles, Kind kid
Knuckles: Bully wannabe, Wants to be Marafiki with Mars
Death: School Jerk, has no friends
Cynthia: School beauty, man's lady!, Mars' Girlfriend
Mars: School Bully, Cynthia's boyfriend
Zalara: maarufu Girl, Sonic's Cousin
Venom: Silent Girl, reads a lot, has no friends, Rouge's Cousin
Darklin: Goth Girl, never listens, Shadow's sister
Rouge: Pretty Girl, Shadow's Girlfriend
Shadow: Silent Boy, Rouge's Boyfriend
Sonic: Annoying Kid, Zalara's Cousin, Hates Venom
Amy: Annoying as heck kid, likes Sonic
Tikal: Likes Knuckles, Kind kid
Knuckles: Bully wannabe, Wants to be Marafiki with Mars
Death: School Jerk, has no friends