That's right, it's time once again for Total Drama Rama! :D So.....yeah......I better just start now. ^^; Hope wewe like it! :)

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*at elimination ceremony*

Chris: *walks up to the podium - still with his neon pink hair and JB haircut*

Alex: *snickers* Enjoying your new hairstyle Chris?

Chris: >.< Shut it Alex! Anyway, since wewe all know the drill, if wewe don't receive a popcorn bag wewe immediately have to ripoti to the Cab of Shame and leave .... unless your brought back. So, if Alex can be silent for once in his life, we can start this elimination.

Alex: I won't be silenced Chris!

Chris: *rolls eyes* Okay, so the first three bags go to: Noah, Gladys and.....*groans* unfortunately Alex. *throws the three popcorn bags*

Alex: HA! In your freaking face Chris! >:D

Chris: -.- Just be thankful everyone seems to like you. Anyway, please be prepared to get your popcorn bag if I call your name.

*everyone except PTB and Izzy are called*

Chris: Alright, down to the last popcorn bag of the night! okay the last one salama is............Izzy. *throws Izzy a popcorn bag*

Alex: Sorry powdered but thats that wewe get for starting a paint fight.

Chris: Which was freaking epic.

PTB: *shrugs* Oh well, I guess wewe win some and lose some.

Chris: Wait.... that's it?

PTB: Yep :P

Chris: But.... but aren't wewe mad? Your team voted wewe off because wewe accidentally started a paint fight?!

PTB: No.... not really. *turns around and flies off into the night*

All: o.o

Chris: So.... yeah .... that was creepy. Anyway, I'll see wewe here tomorrow night. *leaves*

-the inayofuata morning-

*outside the cabins*

Chris: *snickers* Their faces are gonna be SO priceless! XD So, are wewe ready to do this thing Chef? *puts in earplugs*

Chef: *rolls eyes* Yeah, yeah, whatever

*Chef then takes a flute from his back pocket and starts to play it beautifully. Then, as he gets to the ending note, he gets the flute to play a high pitch sound which is heard from a ten mile radius. Everyone then comes running with their pjs out, holding their ears in pain. Chef then stops making the noise*

Rayla: Chris?! What in the glob was that for wewe turd?!

Destery: Seriously! I think my ears bled a little....

Chris: *takes out earplugs* And good morning to wewe all to. If your wondering that was just a little sample of todays challenge!

Rae: Which would be?

Chris: I'd tell wewe but..... wewe can't very well do a challenge in your pajamas. So I want wewe all to change into your clothes, and meet me in the Craft Services tent ASAP *starts to walk away*

Destery: WAIT!! wewe need to do the re-cap au I'll explode! That happens to me sometimes....

Chris: *stops* Oh yeah....Chef!

Chef: *groans* I need to get a new job, man. *clears throat* So..... last time on Total Drama Rama, the teams were seperated into deer au hunters. They were then aliyopewa paint ball guns. But in a familiar twist, some hunters opened fired on their own team. So which team of maggots will win this week? Find out this week on...... Total Drama Rama! *theme song plays* Yeah, I did the recap. Any of wewe got a problem with that?

All but Chris: Sir no sir!

Chef: Very good soldiers.... very good. Now, get changed, and get your butts down to the Craft Service tent! Now soldiers, now!

All but Chris and Chef: *runs into the cabins*

Chris: *smirks* Ah nice to see everyone doing what they are told for once.

Chef: Don't try to have a moment with me man. *walks away*

*all of the contestants quickly change and go to the Craft Service tent. When they get there, they see Chris and Chef with these evil looking smirks*

Chris: Nice to see wewe all up.... and dressed. *snickers* Anway, let me tell wewe about todays challenge.

Griffin: Wait..... What happened to Crystal?!

-meanwhile in a closet-

Crystal: *is gagged and has her feet and hand tied up and is crying for help, but the gag is muffling it*

-back at Craft Services

Chris: Oh......she;s runnig an errand. Which means...... I'm in charge today! *smirks at Alex*

Alex: *rolls eyes*

**confessionals**

Alex: Okay.... if Chris thinks getting his revenge will be easy.... he has another thing coming! Nothing can hurt me! *laughts evily*

**end of confessional**

Chris: OK let's get down to business! So since someone *fake cough* ALEX! *fake cough* thought it was funny to mess with my hair, I've decided todays challenge will be.... The Marathon of Misery! *horns play in the distance*

All: *groans*

Chef: *wheels in a board with a map on it*

Chris: *takes out a pointer and puts it on a bila mpangilio spot on the map* So, the Marathon of Misery is made up of three legs. The first is "The Swim of Sharks", followed kwa a nice run through "The Frightful Forrest" and finally ending with the "Downhill Race of Bumpyness." Then all wewe gotta do is follow the trail of bumpyness and kuvuka, msalaba the finish line. Whoever crosses first will claim victory for their entire team. So..... any questions?

All: *raises their hand*

Chris: Good, no questions! Alright let's head to the sharks!

*all follow Chris to studio 89. When they get there they see a huge pool with angry sharks, a realistic looking mountain and in the distance a rocky bike trail*

**confessionals**

Noah: Uh..... how can a TV studio hold all that?

**end of confessionals**

Chris: Okay, since this is the Marathon of Misery I've decided the swimming portion will be done.... without your bathing suits but your regular clothes!

All: *groans*

Chris: Hehe......this is gonna be one fun day! Okay, everyone to the pool!

*everyone does as he says and goes to the pool. They all get into their starting positions and wait for the go signal*

Kate: *comes in with checkered flag* Ready.... Set.....Go! *waves the checkered flag*

*everyone jumps in and starts to swim as fast as they can. papa fins are soon seen coming toward them. They look like their going for team BH but they are chase after the Explosion members!

Alex: Wait a minute..... Why are the sharks only chasing us? *another breath* Chris?

**confessionals**

Chris: So..... wanna know why the sharks are only chasing the Explosions? *smirks* Well... let's just say I snuck into their cabin, aliiba their clothes, marinated them in meat sauce and put them back without them knowing. >:)

**end of confessionals**

Noah: *is swimming as fast as he can a papa comes up and tries to eat him. Noah luckily is able to get out on the side of the pool without being eaten*

Chris: Well, looks like Noah is out!

Noah: What?

Chris: Oh..... didn't I tell wewe all? If wewe leave the obstacle without finishing it, you're out.

Noah: -.- your just making the rules up as wewe go along... aren't you?

Chris: Yeah, problem? *makes troll face*

Noah: 0.0 No......

Chris: Good! >) So, now let's turn our attention back to the water shall we?

*all of Team Explosion is being chased kwa sharks while Team bacon Hawks are all at the end of the pool*

Rae: Yes! We all made it out first!

Gwen: Let's not count our chickens yet Rae. Alright, on to the inayofuata leg!

*all of Team BH leaves. As soon as they do, the remaining people on Team Explosion came out looking very tired*

Gladys: Thanks *pant* we all *pant* didn't get eaten.

Alex: True that.

*Team Explosion then headed in the direction Team BH went. Meanwhile, Team BH are just arriving at the forest*

Mirra: OMG, we're still in the lead! :D

*Team BH then runs into the forest. As they do, TEam Explosion arrives. They see their not that far behind, everyone speeds up. Of course, as they do Gladys falls and it looks like she twisted her ankle*

Alex: Gladys! *runs over to her* Are...are wewe okay?

Gladys: I think..... I think I twisted my ankle.

Alex: *Sighs and turns to his team* Listen, I want wewe all to finish this alright? Also, tell Chris Gladys needs medical attention.

*they nod and slowly go into the forest. Alex then scoops up Gladys and goes into the forest. Meanwhile, Team BH are still running through the forest*

Mirra: Wait.....Chris alisema this was supposed to be the Frightful Forest... right? Well I get the forest part but what's frightful about?

*just then, Chef dressed as a huge buibui jumps out and scares most of Team BH. Riley, Melody, Justin, Rikki, Gwen, Rae and Destery run out*

Rayla: Stop guys! It's only Chef.

Chef: To late they already ran out. Anyway get back to running. *goes back into the bushes*

*the rest of Team BH sign and continue running down the path. As they do, Team Explosion gets there. Chef does the same thing to them causing DJ, Katie, Robin and Owen to run off*

Chef: Looks like your the only ones left on your team. *snickers* Anyway.... get going soldiers! Now, now, now!

*Team Explosion does as he says and they all run full speed to the bikes. At the bikes Team BH is now arriving at them. Just as they are getting on the bikes, Team Explosion comes running up*

Chris: *walks up* Well, looks like we're gona have a three-on-three match.

Alejandro: *shrugs* Fine kwa me.

Griffin: *remembers Gladys and gets a frantic look* Chris, Gladys twisted her ankle and

Chris: *cuts in* needs medical attention. I know. I saw it on the monitor. Don't worry I sent Chef to look for them. In the meantime get on a bike because it's racing time!

-meanwhile in the woods-

*Alex and Gladys have took a wrong turn and got way off the path*

Gladys: Alex.... I think we're lost.

Alex: *looks around* Well.... I think you're probably right. *sighs* So, hows the ankle?

Gladys: *blushes* It kinds hurts but.... I'll be fine.

Alex: *gets a relieved smile* Thats good to hear. I couldn't live with myself if wewe got hurt. Besides.... your the only girl I'd like to get Lost in the forest with.

**confessional**

Gladys: Okay.....someone like Alex is WAY to good to be true! I mean.... he could have a GF back home! So, I did what any person would do in this situation.

**end of confessional**

Gladys: *stares at Alex but then wraps her arms aruond his neck and kisses him*

Alex: *gets wide eyed but then kisses back8

**confessionals**

Gladys: *stares blindly at the camera but then folds her arms and looks away blushing* Don't judge me.

**end of confessional**

*once the two start to make out, Chef comes walking up*

Chef: *smiles* May I cut in?

Alex and Gladys: *both pull away, blush deeply and stare wide eyed at Chef*

Chef: *laughs* I'm just kidding. Anyway......I was sent here to bring wewe back. Of course *song kengele goes off* Chris is making wewe two sing a duet before I do. *music starts*

Gladys: I always knew that you'd come back to get me
Alex: And wewe always knew that it wouldn't be easy
Gladys: To go back to the start to see where it all began
Alex: au end up at the bottom to watch how it all ends

Alex: wewe tried to lie and say I was everything
Gladys: I remember when I alisema I'm nothing without you

Both: Somehow I found
A way to get Lost in you
Let me inside
Let me get close to you
Change your mind
I'll get Lost if wewe want me to
Somehow I found
A way to get Lost in you

Alex: wewe always thought that I left myself open
Gladys: But wewe didn't know I was already broken
Alex: I told myself that it wouldn't be so bad
Gladys: Pulling away, wewe took everything that I had

Alex: wewe tried to lie and say I was everything
Gladys: I remember when I alisema I'm nothing without you

Both: Somehow I found
A way to get Lost in you
Let me inside
Let me get close to you
Change your mind
I'll get Lost if wewe want me to
Somehow I found
A way to get Lost in you
The pain of it all the rise and the fall
I see it all in wewe now everyday
I find myself sayin'
I want to get Lost in you
I'm nothing without you
Somehow I found
A way to get Lost in you
Let me inside
Let me get close to you
Change your mind
I'll get lost
If wewe want me to but
Somehow I found (Gladys: somehow I found)
A way to get Lost in wewe (Alex: a way to get Lost in you)

Chef: Very good soldiers! Now, march back to the path!

*they both groan and Alex marches back to the path - still carrying Gladys*

- back at the bikes -

*everyone is on the bikes and is waiting for the go signal. At the bottom of the hill, all the people who are out are waiting*

Kate: Ready....Set....Go! *waves checkered flag*

*everyone then starts to peddle their bikes. Izzy is riding her irratically, causing it to crash into Ezekiel. They end up in a heap and it causes Alejandro and Mirra to crash as well. Griffin and Rayla - who avoided the crash - then speedily race down. As they near the end, Rayle picks up speed and crosses the finish line first*

Chris: We have our winners! Team bacon Hawks!

Team bacon Hawks: *all cheer*

Chris: So Team Explosion, looks like I'll be seeing wewe at the elimination ceremony.... again.

*at that moment, Chef, Alex and Gladys come walking up*

Chef: found 'em

Chris: Good job Chef! Perfect timing too. Alex is just in time to hear his team has lost, yet another challenge!

Alex: *gives PO'd look* Chris, if wewe had anything to do with that, I'm gonna -

*Gladys then pulls Alex into a kiss to calm him. Alex closes his eyes and kisses back. They soon start making out and eventually pull away from each other*

Gladys: So...... does this make us a couple?

Alex: *smiles* Sure. I'm cool with that. *glares at Chris* Better be thankful I got a GF today.... *carries Gladys to the medic tent*

Chris: *rolls eyes and turns to the camera with a smile* Okay, time for the ending questions! So, will Gladys and Alex last? Will my hair ever go back to normal? And will Jake kill me when he finds out I tied up Crystal and stuffed her in the closet?

Jake: *walks up* Let me answer that last one. *cracks knuckles*

Chris: 0.0 *says very quickly* Find out these things and zaidi inayofuata time on Total Drama Rama! *Chris runs off*

*screen fades out with Jake chasing Chris*


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Thats all yall! :D

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