Author's Note: I'm back! It's been 4 months! Oh gee! Okay, I had to have a romantic challenge. And I already have an epic challenge prepared for "L", so yeah.

Chris woke up the campers that remained asleep after he threw a fire-extinguisher bomb in each cabin.

The campers all looked like Wedding cakes as they headed for the meeting area.

"Welcome campers, au should I say, lovebirds." Chris introduced. After a long silence, he added, "aren't wewe going to ask why?"

"No." Every camper alisema in unison.

"Did wewe ask why, Noah? Well it's simple. H is for" Chris paused. After another long silence he alisema "CHEF WHERE IS THE DRUM-ROLL?" A sudden drum-roll was heard. "H is for... Heart!"

"Some of us aren't in a couple, eh." Ezekiel said.

"And some of us don't want to be." Noah added.

Chris smiled. "I will say the couples. They were voted kwa the people who have been eliminated."

Geoff and Bridgette immediately looked sad.

"Heather and.... DJ!"

"Why?!!" DJ shouted at the camera.

"Lindsay and... Trent."

Tyler looked worried.

"James and Katie."

James silently cheered.

"Sadie and Owen." Chris said.

"Duncan and Eva."

Duncan slumped.

"Bridgette and Noah"

Geoff looked sad, and wondered who he was paired with.

"Geoff and... Sierra."

"Cody and Izzy."

"Ezekiel and May."

"And that leaves Tyler and Gwen."

Most of the campers weren't too annoyed at their pairing. This didn't include Ezekiel and May, Duncan and Eva and Heather and DJ.

"Your challenge is to look as romantic as wewe can. Which ever couple is the least romantic leaves. That's right. It's a double elimination."

"Okay..." They said.

"Oh, and did I tell wewe who the guest judge is?" Chris asked. They shook their heads. "Alejandro, the God of romance." With that Chris left and was replaced kwa Alejandro.

"Okay, survivors." Alejandro alisema with a tinge of jealousy. "Here's how it'll work. I'll set wewe with a task. If wewe pass, wewe are safe, if wewe fail, wewe have to do another challenge. Once everyone passes but one couple, then that is the couple I will eliminate." Alejandro explained.

Everyone nodded.

Alejandro sat on a judging meza, jedwali behind the stage used in the uigizaji Contest. "Your first task is the classic pick up line. Boys, wewe have to use a pick up line and I will test wewe on it's... romance." Alejandro announced. "First up; Heather and DJ.

DJ walked up to Heather. "You.. are... um.. pretty?"

"Fail." Alejandro announced straight away. "Trent and Lindsay."

Trent walked up to Lindsay. "You're beautiful."

"Oh how original." Alejandro ametoa maoni sarcastically. "Fail. inayofuata is... James and Katie."

James walked up to Katie. "Katie. This is the truth. I really like you, and I thought now was a good time to say it."

"Pass, I guess." Alejandro alisema as the two hugged. "Owen and Sadie."

Owen walked up to Sadie. "We are alike in so many different ways. That's what I like about you."

Alejandro laughed. "I'm not sure whether Sadie took that as a compliment, but wewe passed! inayofuata is Duncan and Eva! This is going to be funny."

Duncan walked up to Eva. "You're strong."

Alejandro frowned. "That's it? Fail." "Next is... Bridgette and Noah!"

Noah awkwardly walked up to Bridgette. "Look. I'm the scrawny guy, and I know I'd never have a chance with a girl, but since I have to compliment you, you're hot. Probably the hottest on the show." Bridgette smiled, but replied; "Sorry but I'm with Geoff."

"Pass." Alejandro said. "Geoff and Sierra. Hit me with your best shot. Geoff murmured something about literally doing it and walked on stage. "I like your hair... And wewe are tall..." he muttered.

Alejandro shook his head in disapproval.

"Cody and Izzy." Cody walked up to is and opened his mouth.

"fail." Alejandro alisema immediately.

"What?!" Cody complained. Alejandro shrugged.

"Next is... Zeke and May."

Ezekiel crept up to May and she slapped him.

Alejandro laughed, but still said, wewe guessed it, "fail".

Last but not least, it was Tyler and Gwen's turn.

Tyler was pretty nervous. He wasn't interested in goths. He walked on to the stage.

"Pass." Alejandro said.

"But... why?" Gwen asked.

"Anything for you, my moon coloured beauty." Alejandro alisema flirtatiously.

"Oh shut up already." Gwen muttered. Alejandro was shocked.

"Oookay." Alejandro alisema shakily. "Next challenge for those who failed, best kiss."

"WHAT?!"

"Forget it! I quit!" Duncan shouted. "Your all jerks anyway. I've already got a million so why would I want another? Stupid Al. Stupid Chris. Stupid Eva." He walked to the mashua of losers and Alejandro didn't protest.

"I guess Eva, you're out too."

Eva looked shocked. "But... but..."

Chef grabbed Eva and threw her on the mashua too.

"I'M NOT DONE WITH wewe YET! WITH ALL OF YOU! AAAARGH! !@#$ !@#$"

Chris appeared out of nowhere. "Well, that went badly. Now what? I guess I conclude the show... How will the final 18 go inayofuata challenge? Will the teams be changed? Wink wink, nudge nudge, Will James and Katie's relationship last zaidi than a day? Find out inayofuata time on Total... Drama... Letters!"