That's right! After a few weeks of neglect, I'm FINALLY updating this story! XD Anyway, I'm just gonna start this story! :3
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*The Aftermath theme song plays, and the camera comes in with Geoff, Bridgett, and Pixie on the aftermath couch*
Geoff: And welcome to another addition of.......Pigs in Space!
Bridgett: ….Geoff, this is the aftermath. .__.'
Geoff: I know. I just wanted to see if that would boost our ratings any. So, moving on, we're here live with another episode of the TD aftermath – your chanzo for everything Total Drama!
Pixie: Yep! This is where the real action is people! We have a lot of drama coming up tonight, and, to share the load with us is our loyal karanga gallery! *camera cuts to the karanga gallery* As always we have Leshawna, Harold, Sadie, Beth, Eva, Tyler, Trent, Courtney, Lindsey, Sierra, Ezekiel, Izzy, Star, Phoebe, Powdered toast Boy, and Rikki on the bleachers and ready to serve!
Bridgett: *smiles, and looks to the karanga gallery* So, hows it going guys?
Sadie: *squeals* I'm doing great! >w< Katie comes to the studio today, and I'm SO ready to start dishing with her again! *continues squealing loudly*
Eva: *covers her ears in pain* SHUT UP ALREADY!
Pixie: Nice to see wewe and Sadie getting along Eva. *snickers slightly* Alright, a lot has happened since we last did the show!
Geoff: Tell me about it! Tons of challenges, eliminations, and drama!
Bridget: But one of the BIGGEST things over all we missed the the break up, and make-up of everyone's inayopendelewa couple of the season Alex and Gladys! *the audience cheers*
Sierra: OMG! My blog was blowing UP when they broke up, and even zaidi so when they made up!
Izzy: Yep. And then I literally blew up her computer, because it kept making these binging sounds. They annoyed Izzy to no end, so the chanzo needed to be destroyed *growls like a dog*
Geoff: Thanks for those comforting words of sanity, Izzy. Anyway, as much as we'd like to talk zaidi about it, we have to zaidi on from the Alex and Gladys thing for a bit. *audience aw's in disappointment* Don't worry, we'll come back to it...maybe. .__.' Besides, it's time to bring out our first guest of the night! *the audience then yays in approval*
Pixie: Your right Geoff!
Bridgett: So, we're gonna songesha right along, and introduce wewe to the inayofuata person taking the hot seat. He was season ones winner, and everyone's inayopendelewa big guy! Please give me a warm welcome to....Owen! *Owen comes out, and sits in the hot seat. The audience then cheers loudly*
Pixie: Thanks for being here Owen!
Owen: No problem! :D
Bridgett: Okay, Owen here's your first question! Since it seems to be a maarufu topic, what is your opinion on the Aladys events?
Owen: Hm...I guess I have to say I felt bad for Alex. :(
Geoff: I hear wewe man! The poor dude was so freaking emotional! *fake coughs* Baby. *fake coughs*And...*suddenly puts his hand to his ear* Huh? Oh, really? *takes hand off ear, and smirks* Well, I've just been told that we have a little trilogy of Alex's moods when Gladys dumped him via UN-aired confessionals! He-he...roll the clips!
-A screen then comes down, and clicks on-
**Confessionals**
-During the Pie-eating challenge-
Alex: ...me and Gladys broke up........but why....WHAT DID I DO WRONG?!!??! *sobs in fettle position*
-During the Telethon challenge-
Alex: *in gloom and doom mood* Okay.....anyone have any idea how I won this stupid money raising challenge? I mean....I DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING! Am i just that awesome that I can win without doing anything?!
-And, finally, during the Valentines siku Special- Alex: Me and Gladys are together again.......HOW F***ING GREAT IS THAT XD X3 Ah...life is so good again *eats Gladys cookies*
**End of confessionals**
-The screen clicks off, and goes back up-
Pixie: Huh. I guess Alex isn't afraid to onyesha emotions after all. ;) Anyway, your sekunde and last question, Owen, is: If wewe could go back in time, would wewe change anything wewe did this season?
Owen: Hm....well, I definitely would go back to the tug-of-war challenge, and actually hold onto the rope. Man, was I silly to think there was actually pie there! I would have smelt it from a mile away!
Geoff: Awesome. Well, that's all the time wewe have Owen, so please go and jiunge the karanga gallery! :D
Owen: Okay. *goes over, and sits kwa Lindsey – making her smile*
Pixie: And, to keep things rolling along, it's time for our inayofuata guest! She was Melody's best friend of the season; give a warm welcome to.....Rae! *Rae then comes out, and the crowd applauds. She then sits in the hot seat, and they calm down once more*
Rae: hujambo guys.
Geoff: 'Sup Rae?
Ezekiel: *raises his hand, and waves it frantically in the air* Oh, I know this one! It's the ceiling, eh! *everyone but Izzy, who starts laughing like a mad man, gives Zeke a unamused expression* …what?
Bridgett: Oh, it's nothing Zeke. .__.'
Pixie: Yeah...anyway, it's time for Rae's first question! So, Rae, your swali is: Why did wewe become Marafiki with Melody in the first place?
Rae: *considers* Well....mostly because she just seemed easy to talk to.
Rikki: She is not! >_<
Geoff: And who exactly asked for Rikki's opinion? -__- *everyone stays silent* That's right: No one. Anyway, Rae, your last swali is: If wewe could be Marafiki with anyone else on the show, besides Melody, who would it be and why?
Rae: Hm....maybe Mirra. She seems cool I guess.
Pixie: *is briefly seen with her hand on her ear, but then quickly takes it off* That's funny, because I've just been told we have an UN-aired confessional – staring alisema Alejandro lover! Roll it!
-A screen then comes down, and clicks on-
**Confessionals**
Mirra: Yeah, I just upendo to be on TDR. The people, the challenges *sighs dreamily* Alejandro. But I also miss home. At nyumbani I have the most adorable pet in the world! Her name is Sasha, and she is a big black panther. AND the thing I upendo the most, and NO it's not wewe Damen, aka my best friend, but it's my training room! I always spend so MUCH time in there practicing with weapons and all that dangerous stu- *puts hand in front her mouth* I never alisema that! CUT IT! *flies to camera before it breaks down*
**End of Confessional**
Eva: Wow...I'm not the only one with anger issues! 8D
Geoff: Yep. Mirra seems like one tough chick. *rolls eyes slightly* Okay Rae, your done for today. Hey....that rhymed! *high-fives himself* Yeah! So...uh, please jiunge the karanga gallery.
Rae: *shrugs, and goes over to the karanga gallery*
Pixie: And now, it's everyone inayopendelewa loveable pair: DJ and Katie!
*DJ and Katie then come out, and the audience cheers. They then sit in the hot seat, and the crowd finally calms down*
Bridgett: DJ, Katie, nice to see wewe both.
Sadie: OMG, Katie! I've missed wewe so much!
Katie: OMG, Sadie! I've missed wewe so much too!
Pixie: Sorry to break up the reunion, but the first swali goes to Katie. *clears her throat* Okay, the swali is: Is there any contestant – possibly contestants – wewe wish wewe would have taken the time to get to know more?
Katie: Hm....if anyone, probably Riley and Destery. I didn't really get a chance to know them really.
Bridgett: *puts her hand to her ear, but then takes it off* Well, speaking of those two, I've just been told we have UN-aired confessionals for the both of them. Roll 'em!
-A screen comes down, and clicks on-
**Confessionals**
Riley: *looks around* Where's the buibui Destery keeps talking about? ... Anyhoozles I is on da boys team now? Its sortttaaa awkward, but fun in a way! I mean the dudes are cool, and now NoCo gets a chance to develop...I like NoCo. *looks into corner* Oh!! there is that spider! Heyz spider! Anyway...one thing about me ...I am not as.. *does that bunny finger thing* "normal" as people thinks! What else can I say... FOORBALLL!!! *skips out of confessionals*
Destery: Well today was fun but i got punched kwa accident....Yeah! I got punched in the freaking wrist man! Why would someone do that! Mah wrist! Anyway I'm glad i got over that fight with Rayla! It's awesome now, but man do I want some pie! *is quiet for a bit then starts humming “Adventure Time” theme. Then bila mpangilio muziki starts playing, and Destery pulls on a skull mask, and does bila mpangilio dance before walking out*
**End of Confessional**
-The screen then clicks off, and goes back up-
Katie: Cool....they both seem like really awesome people.
Pixie: Yep. Alright, the last swali goes to DJ. Alright big guy, the swali is: what was the most memorable moment for wewe this season?
DJ: Hm...I have to say...telling Katie I upendo her. :) *audience aw's*
Katie: *blushes, and smiles* Aw, DJ, that's so sweet of wewe to say! *kisses his cheeks* And the most memorable thing for me was wewe telling me wewe loved me. *audience aw's again*
Geoff: Alright wewe two, take it to the karanga gallery. *the two nod, and does as he says*
Pixie: And, now, our inayofuata guest is everyone's inayopendelewa crazy dude, please give it up for....Griffon! *Griffon comes in, and the crowd cheers. He then sits in the hot seat, and they quiet down*
Geoff: hujambo dude! How wewe feeling?
Bridgett: Yeah! The last time we all saw wewe wewe were sorta....whats a nice way to put it....losing touch with reality.
Geoff: zaidi like going COMPLETELY insane!
Bridgett: *glares* Geoff!
Griffon: No, no...he's right. I was going really insane, but...I got some help. After I was forced into the cab; I was taken to the local Sanitarium. It was scary at first, but, thankfully the doctors there helped me get a grip so I could be here tonight. It's actually a really nice place! wewe know where I'm talking about, right Izzy?
Izzy: *nods sadly* Yes...that place has claimed many of Izzy friends. *bows her head in respect*
Geoff: Why am I not surprised?
Bridgett: *glares at Geoff once more, but then turns to Griffon* Okay Griffon, the swali on everyone's mind is: Are wewe still in upendo with Crystal?
Griffon: *smiles, and nods his head* Yeah...of course I am. A part of me will always upendo her, but...not to the extent in which I had before. I'm zaidi rational about it now, and...I wish nothing for the best but her and Jake. *audience and some of the karanga gallery aw's in sympathy*
Pixie: *thumbs up* Awesome man! wewe seem fully sane again!
Geoff: *a little disappointed* Yeah. I thought for sure you'd be at least a little crazy. *gets a thinking look, and smirks evilly slightly* Alright, the inayofuata swali on everyone's mind is...are wewe mad Alex and Gladys are back together?
Griffon: *gets a half-crazed look* Uh...excuse me? Did wewe say their back together?
Bridgett: *in a low hiss to where Griffon can't hear* Geoff! The people at the Sanitarium told us NOT to bring that up! They say he's not ready for it ye-
Geoff: Yep! And, in fact, we have a clip from the night they hooked back up! He-he...roll it!
-A screen comes down, and clicks on-
*it shows Alex and Gladys looking up at the nyota filled sky*
Gladys: It's beautiful...isn't it?
Alex: *smiles, and looks at Gladys* Yeah, but...none of them compare to how beautiful wewe are to me. *kisses Gladys quickly on the lips* I'm so glad we're back together. I really missed your soft lips, and beautiful eyes.
Gladys: *smiles* Thanks. I missed wewe too. *suddenly frowns* But...my brother will probably be mad when he finds out we're back together...I understand if wewe don't wanna risk getting hurt.
Alex: *smiles* Oh, he might be insane, but...my upendo for wewe is stronger.
*Gladys smiles, and kisses Alex. The camera then fades out with them kissing*
-The screen then clicks off, and goes back up-
Griffon: *has a totally pissed look, and is breathing heavily* Alex. I. Will. Kill You! *springs up, but, before he could get anywhere else, these two men in Sanitarium coats jump out, and lock Griffon in a straight jacket, He then starts to struggle – yelling all kinds of crazed things*
Geoff: *is laughing* Oh my god! This is an AWESOME freak out! *continues laughing*
Pixie: *is laughing as well, but is trying not to*
Bridgett: *isn't laughing* *gives a sympathetic look to Griffon* Uh...thanks for coming Griffon, but...I'm afraid your out of time! ^^; Please go take a kiti, kiti cha in the karanga gallery.
*The guys in the white coats then drag him over to the karanga galley, and sits him at the end – away from everyone else on the bleachers. Pixie, who sees this, stops laughing out au respect, and everyone waits for Geoff to calm down*
Geoff: *is still laughing* Ah...ah man....what AWESOME TV! *sighs, and finally begins to calm down* Okay...okay...I'm good! I swear.
Bridgett: *rolls eyes before looking at the camera* Alright people, it's now time for our final two guests for the night! *audience cheers* They've been called the new Duncan and Courtney, together they make on funny pair – give it up for Justin and Melody! *audience goes wild. Melody and Justin come out, take the hot seat, and the audience thankfully calms down again*
Melody: I wish wewe guys would stop calling us the new Duncan and Courtney.
Courtney: I agree with her. .___.
Geoff: *ignores Courtney* Why? Because it's true?
Melody: >//_//< …just...just ask the swali already!
Courtney: ….my reason is obvious. :P
Geoff: *shrugs, and ignores Courtney* Sure. And, because wewe wanted to get the swali so badly, the first swali goes to wewe Melody! *laughs* Okay, the swali is: What challenge – one wewe may have been au not been in – was your inayopendelewa of this season?
Melody: *thinks* Personally...the Valentines siku challenges. Aldays got back together, and it even had a Zoke moment thrown in! >w<
Justin: *smirks* Are wewe sure it's not because wewe want to be my valentine?
Melody: ...no comment.
Pixie: *smirks playfully* Ah, come on Melody! Just answer his question....it's a simple one after all! *snickers slightly*
Melody: *is blushing deeply* ...uh....er....don't wewe guys have a clip to show?
Bridgett: *has just taken her hand off her ear* Actually, we do have a deleted scene from the Valentines siku special! Roll clip please!
-A screen comes down, and clicks on-
*it shows Mike and Zoey sweeping the floor in the Game-show studio*
Zoey: I can't believe Crystal is making us clean all this up.
Mike: I know! wewe figure this onyesha would have enough money to hire professionals to come clean this up. Then again....it is total Drama.... *continues sweeping, but, suddenly, sweeps away a patch of trash, and discovers a Fedora hat* Wow! Awesome hat! *picks up the hat, and puts in on. He then gasps, and turns into Manitoba Smith*
Zoey: *hears him gasping, and looks over at Mike in concern* wewe okay there Mike?
Manitoba Smith: *in an Australian accent* Never better Sheila! And, might I say, your looking zaidi beautiful than an Australian flowers in bloom on the Sahara!
Zoey: *blushes* Um...thanks.... *awkwardly goes back to sweeping*
Manitoba Smith: *stares at Zoey a bit seductively. He then tosses the ufagio aside, and goes over to Zoey – putting an arm around her* So, Sheila, lets say wewe and I blow this place, and...take a ride on the wild side? *wriggles his eye brows seductively*
Zoey: *blushes deeply* But...we have to clean the rest of this place...
Manitoba Smith: *frowns* Hm....that is a bit of a problem. *smirks* Well, why don't we just have our fun here then? *he then grabs Zoey's chin, and turns her head so she's looking at him*
Zoey: Mike...what are wewe doing?
Manitoba Smith: *smirks* This. *he then puckers his lips, and then moves in for a kiss. Zoey gets wide eyed, and is frozen for a moment. But, just as their lips were about to meet, Zoey then pushes Manitoba Smith away – causing his hat to fall off and he returns to Mike*
Zoey: Mike....I'm sorry, but...I just can't kiss you. wewe moved WAY to fast....
Mike: *blushes a deep red* Uh...kiss...you....me....s-sorry. *goes back to where he was sweeping before, and awkwardly goes back to sweeping*
Zoey: … *resumes sweeping as well*
*It then fades out with Mike and Zoey working in silence*
-The screen then clicks off, and goes back up-
*The audience, and cast are freaking out*
Sierra: *is fan-girling* OMG! THAT WAS THE BEST ZOKE MOMENT EVER! *pulls out a computer from no where* I HAVE to blog this! *begins to type rapidly*
Bridgett: AH! That was so adorable!
Pixie: Agreed! >w<
Geoff: Yeah...cool...I guess anyway. Also, nice way of weaseling out of a swali Melody. So, Justin, that means the final swali goes to you! And it is: What attracted wewe to Melody in the first place?
Justin: *takes a moment to think* It was probably because, unlike everyone else, she didn't fall for me right away. I wasn't used to that, and.....I guess I just wanted her to fall for me like all the others. But...what I didn't expect was...me falling for her. *the audience aw's*
Melody: *blushes faintly, and smiles slightly* Cool....glad I know the reason now.
Bridgett: *comes in front of the camera* Well, I guess that's our-
Geoff: Hang on Bridge! We still have a little time left! *turns to the karanga gallery* Okay, I'm asking that all contestants who just arrived today to go and take a kiti, kiti cha over on the bleachers. *gestures to his left, and, suddenly, a spot-light comes on – revealing bleachers that look like the ones used on episode two of Total Drama Revenge of the Island*
Pixie: ...uh, what's going on Geoff?
Geoff: Oh, you'll see soon enough Pixie!
DJ: *gets a frightened look* Is that thing salama to be on?
Geoff: Of course! Now come on, everyone who just arrived over here! *the people who just arrived looked at each other, but then does as Geoff says. Soon, there all sitting on the bleachers – Owen sitting inayofuata to Rae, Justin sitting inayofuata to Melody, DJ sitting inayofuata to Katie, and Griffon – who was dragged to the stands kwa the Sanitarium dudes – is sitting in the corner away from everyone else*
Bridgett: Seriously Geoff, what's exactly going on?
Geoff: *ignores her* And now, it's time to play everyone's inayopendelewa game, *takes out a remote with a huge red button on it from his pocket, and presses alisema button. Metal bars then enclose around the people on the bleachers waist – locking them in* Confess, au Electrocution!
Justin: Oh great. Chained to bleachers with a handful of people I know, and are threatened to be shocked. I swear it's the birthday party all over again! ((A/N: It was on the TDA Reunion Special. :P))
Bridgett: Electrocution? Seriously Geoff! This is dangerous! They could get seriously hurt!
Geoff: Calm down Bridge! The bars around their waist release only a minor amount of electricity, and aren't enough to actually cause any permanent harm to them. Besides, as long as they confess to their secret, and not take the dive for anyone else, they won't get get shocked at all!
Melody: How can wewe tell that?
Geoff: Simple. The bars also monitor your moyo rate, and, if your lying, will pick up on your moyo beating a little faster.
Pixie: Cool!
Bridgett: ….I still don't agree with this. *turns the other way in the couch, and looks away*
Geoff: Eh, she'll come around. Okay, before we start this game, *song kengele goes off* we're required to have wewe all sing a tune! :D
Griffon: ...seriously? -__-
Pixie: Oh come on senior crazy, it'll be fun! ^-^
Geoff: Exactly! XD So, start singing....now! *music starts*
Justin: wewe told me wewe loved me
Melody: So I don't understand
Rae: Why promises are snapped in two
Griffon: And words are made to burn
DJ: The bigger the better
Katie: Some stolen from Japan
Owen: Collected from around the world
Justin: They'll catch wewe if they can
All: Lies Lies Lies
Yeah
Lies Lies Lies
Yeah
Lies Lies Lies
Yeah
Lies Lies Lies
Yeah
Melody: Do I have to catch wewe out
Rae: To know whats on your mind
Griffon: Well Cleopatra died for Egypt
DJ: What a waste of time
Katie: The white ones the red ones
Owen: And some wewe cant disguise
Justin: The twisted twos that have the news
Melody: Cant hide it in your eyes
All: Lies Lies Lies
Yeah
Lies Lies Lies
Yeah
Lies Lies Lies
Yeah
Lies Lies Lies
Yeah
Oh wewe know I know
Rae: wewe say you'll try harder
Griffon: But I think its just too late
DJ: Well the car is reeving in the drive
Katie: And I'm not the sort to wait
Owen: The bigger the better
Justin: So make them all Sigone
Melody: Collected from around the world
Rae: upendo lies on and on and on and on and on
All: Lies Lies Lies
Yeah
(they're gonna get you)
Lies Lies Lies
Yeah
(they wont forget you)
Lies Lies Lies
Yeah
(oh they're gonna get you)
Lies Lies Lies
Yeah
Oh wewe know I know
Lies Lies Lies
Yeah (x4)
Pixie: *claps* Yay! I liked that song! :)
Geoff: Yep! The fun can now start! 8D Alright, the first secret is: Who had kissed someone before this onyesha – even though they were in a relationship with someone else? *the audience gasps* *the ticking noise from Jeopardy is played, but no one fesses up* Oh, and, did I mention if no one confesses, everyone will be electrocuted? *someone then hits the buzzer* That got em! And, now, let the spotlight hit the one who buzzed in! *the spotlight then shines down, and to everyone's shock, it was Katie under it*
Pixie: Wow...didn't see that one coming.
DJ: *has a surprised look* Katie...have....have wewe kissed any other guys since we've been together? Or...was it someone else?
Katie: *has a guilty look* Y-yeah...it was when I was with you....but...it was a mistake...
Geoff: *speaks up* Actually, I think this clip will shed some light on this subject! He-he! Roll the clip of Katie kissing another dude!
-A screen comes down, and clicks on-
*Katie is shown sitting in the waiting room for the aftermath with DJ kwa her side*
Katie: OMG! I can't wait to see Sadie again! I have SO many stories and secrets to tell her! *laughs a little spastic-like*
DJ: *smiles at her* I'm glad your excited. Hey, I'm gonna go get something to eat before the onyesha starts. Wanna come with me, and get something?
Katie: Nah, I'm good. Thanks though funny bunny. ^^ *kisses DJ, who kisses back briefly. He then leaves, and she picks up a bila mpangilio magazine that was on the meza, jedwali in front of her. She then starts kusoma it, but, after two pages, wewe hear the door open in the background* Well, that was quick fun- *looks up, and gets a surprised look* Demetery?
Demetry: *comes into view* Oh....hey Katie. How are you?
Katie: Good, and how are you? I haven't seen wewe since the time wewe filled in as host.
Demetry: *laughs nervously* Yeah...sorry about making wewe guys sing those terrible song. *awkwardly sits kwa Katie on the couch* So...are wewe currently seeing anyone?
Katie: *nods happily* Yep! I have a wonderful boyfriend named DJ! Why do wewe ask?
Demetry: *gulps and blushes* Um...well...it's just....I sorta sent wewe a necklace, and....it's just...I got this one friend I'm starting to get mixed feeling for....so....
Katie: *gasps* Wait...your the one who sent me the njiwa necklace?
Demetry: *blushes deeper, and nods* Yeah. I really thought wewe were the one I loved, but...then my friend came along, and...I'm sorry...
Katie: *smiles, and pats him on the shoulder* It's okay, I understand. But...I really did like the necklace. It was romantic. *she and Demetry then smile at each other, and, soon, they then kiss each other out of the blue. There's no tongue – just lips touching lips. Soon, they pull apart, and just stare at each other – bewildered looks gracing their faces*
Demetry: Katie....I'm...I'm sorry... *gets up, and scurries out of the room. Just as he leaves, DJ then comes back*
DJ: Hey, Katie, babe, we're needed on the set!
Katie: Oh....okay....*gets up*
*It then fades with DJ and Katie leaving the room*
-The screen then clicks off, and goes back up-
All: *are just in shock – except for Geoff who is laughing*
Geoff: Whoa! That was just..... *laughs so hard he can't speak*
Katie: *is blushing like mad. Her bar then releases her, and she runs off*
Sadie: Katie! *runs after her*
DJ: *tries to get up, but his bar won't let him* Let me go! I need to talk to Katie!
Geoff: Not until wewe reveal your secret big guy!
DJ: *gets a “seriously?” look, but then gives up* Fine....
Geoff: *smirks* Good boy! Alright, time for another secret! *pulls out a note card*
Pixie: Oh this is fun! Let me do one! *snatches the note card from Geoff's hands* Okay, the inayofuata secret is: Who used to get pantsed everyday at school until the eighth grade? *the muziki from Jeopardy starts, and everyone stays quiet* Remember people: electricity hurts! *someone then finally hits the buzzer, and, when the spot light comes on, Justin is under it*
Geoff: O_o Justin....you got pantsed?
Justin: *groans* Yeah...but kwa the girls. They always wanted to see my underwear and stuff...even some of the boys stared when they did it...
Beth: *from the karanga gallery* *sighs dreamily* Who wouldn't wanna stare at you?
Melody: *glares at Beth*
Geoff: *is snickering slightly* Alright Justin, your free to go.
Justin: Thank you. *his bar then releases him, and he goes to the karanga gallery. He then absent absentmindedly sits near Beth – making her blush deeply*
Geoff: And moving on! *takes out another note card* So, the inayofuata secret is: Who used to lie every siku until they were seven years-old? *The Jeopardy muziki starts, and, like always, everyone stays quiet* Oh come on! Just confess already! Do I even need to mention the shocks anymore? *someone hits the buzzer, and, when the spot light comes on, DJ is under it*
Pixie: Whoa....didn't see that coming.
Geoff: *smirks* Well, well, well; it looks like we have us a big fat liar. Care to explain there big guy?
DJ: *sighs sadly* I didn't mean to lie. It's just...when I lied...everybody seemed to be happier than if I told them the truth. But, one time, I got caught lying kwa my mom, and...well, let's just say she straightened me out good. Never lied since.
Geoff: Awesome! Thanks Mama DJ! *gives the camera a thumbs up*
DJ: *his bar then releases him, and he then springs up, and runs in the direction Katie went in earlier – hoping he wasn't to late to comfort her*
Pixie: *silently steals another note card from his pocket, and begins to read it* So, out inayofuata secret is: Who dressed up as a Fairy Princess each Halloween until they were Twelve years-old? *The Jeopardy muziki comes on, and every basically thinks Melody au Rae will press the button. But, to their surprise, someone else hit the buzzer. The spot light then reveals it was Griffon who had pressed it – using his head since his hands were restrained* …. *starts laughing like a Hyena*
Griffon: *blushes deeply* S-Shut up!
Geoff: *is laughing along with Pixie* But, dude, wewe dressing up as a fairy Princess?! That's just a hilarious mental image! *continues laughing*
Griffon: *looks down at his feet while continuing to blush* It wasn't my fault. My mom was so set on having a girl first, but instead had me. We didn't really have money to buy costumes of materials to make them, so...we had to go with what we had....
Both Pixie and Geoff: *continue laughing*
Griffon: *his bar finally releases him, and the Sanitarium guys drag him back to the karanga gallery, and set him where he sat previously*
-10 dakika of laughing later-
Geoff: *has finally stopped laughing* Sorry about that, he-he. *clears throat, and gets a hold of himself* Okay, we're down to the final three! Melody, Rae, and Owen! wewe all have secrets hidden from the world, but that's ALL about to change! *smirks a bit evilly, and the three gulp. Geoff then takes out another note card, and reads it* Okay wewe three: Who puked chunks all over their first and only date? *the Jeopardy muziki start, but then someone quickly hits the buzzer. The spot light then comes on, and reveals the confessor to be Rae*
Pixie: Huh...I thought for sure it was gonna be Owen.
Rae: *blushes deeply* It was just....this guy I really liked agreed to go out with me...and I was just so nervous... *the audience aw's in sympathy*
Geoff: How touching....Ralph ((A/N: Aka: Throw up)), I mean Rae. *smirks playfully*
Rae: *blushes deeper, and gives Geoff the middle finger – which the censors blur. Her bar then releases her, and she goes back to the karanga gallery bleachers*
Geoff: *takes out another note card, but then Pixie takes it out of his hands*
Pixie: Yoink! *looks at the card, and reads it while also one-handedly holding back Geoff – who is trying to get back the card* Oh man this is a good one! Okay, Owen and Rae: which one of wewe went to school naked on a dare, and was forced to hug as many people as they possibly could without getting caught kwa the Principle? *Geoff then stops trying to get the card, and smirks at the two – causing them to gulp. The Jeopardy muziki starts to play, but neither of them press the buzzer*
Geoff: One zaidi sekunde till shocking. *continues to smirk, and the countdown begins. The audience then counts with them, and, just as they alisema one, someone pressed the buzzer. The spot light comes on, and, to everyone's shock, Melody is shown under it* ….win! XD
Justin: O__O I wanna go to your school, Melody.
Melody: *blushes deeply* Hey, if wewe got $100 for doing it, wewe would! *her bar then releases her, and she goes to the karanga gallery, and sits in between Justin and Beth. wewe also see that Katie, DJ, and Sadie have returned as well – Katie's eyes red and puffy from crying*
Geoff: Alright Owen, looks like your the last one!
Pixie: Yep! That means wewe have a choice to make! Reveal your secret to the world – trust me, we found on – au keep it hidden!
Owen: Easy...tell it to the world. :3 *everyone gasps*
Pixie: *blinks in surprise* Uh...are wewe sure? wewe have the option to keep it hidden wewe know.
Owen: *shrugs* I don't really like keeping secrets.
Pixie: Uh....okay....Geoff?
Geoff: *takes out a note card* Uh...Owen's secret is.....he still sleeps with a stuffed Teddy kubeba that he got when he was three years-old.
Owen: *nods* His name is Mr. Fluffy, and he keeps the monsters out of my dreams. *audience aw's. Owen's ukanda the releases him, and then he goes back to his spot inayofuata to Lindey on the bleachers*
Bridgett: *takes off the head-phones she's wearing for some reason* Is it done yet?
Pixie: Yep! And that means so is our show!
Bridgett: *throws head phones* Great! We'll, again, that's our show, and, inayofuata time wewe see our crew will be at the TDR finally! *audience cheers loudly* That's right; we'll be there and giving live coverage to all the fans! But, before we say goodbye till then, it's time for......questions! :D So, what was the most shocking secret of the night in your opinion? What was your opinion of the scene between Mike – technically Manitoba Smith at the time – and Zoey? And who are wewe rooting for to win this season TDR? Find out these things and zaidi at the season finally of...
Geoff, Pixie, and Bridgett: TOTAL DRAMA RAMA!
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And BOOM! The final aftermath is complete! :D
*sighs happily* I know it's a sin, but...I think I did a REALLY good job on this! >w< ((is somehow my inayopendelewa aftermath)) Anyway, please vote two people off of TDR, and I will see wewe then! :3
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*The Aftermath theme song plays, and the camera comes in with Geoff, Bridgett, and Pixie on the aftermath couch*
Geoff: And welcome to another addition of.......Pigs in Space!
Bridgett: ….Geoff, this is the aftermath. .__.'
Geoff: I know. I just wanted to see if that would boost our ratings any. So, moving on, we're here live with another episode of the TD aftermath – your chanzo for everything Total Drama!
Pixie: Yep! This is where the real action is people! We have a lot of drama coming up tonight, and, to share the load with us is our loyal karanga gallery! *camera cuts to the karanga gallery* As always we have Leshawna, Harold, Sadie, Beth, Eva, Tyler, Trent, Courtney, Lindsey, Sierra, Ezekiel, Izzy, Star, Phoebe, Powdered toast Boy, and Rikki on the bleachers and ready to serve!
Bridgett: *smiles, and looks to the karanga gallery* So, hows it going guys?
Sadie: *squeals* I'm doing great! >w< Katie comes to the studio today, and I'm SO ready to start dishing with her again! *continues squealing loudly*
Eva: *covers her ears in pain* SHUT UP ALREADY!
Pixie: Nice to see wewe and Sadie getting along Eva. *snickers slightly* Alright, a lot has happened since we last did the show!
Geoff: Tell me about it! Tons of challenges, eliminations, and drama!
Bridget: But one of the BIGGEST things over all we missed the the break up, and make-up of everyone's inayopendelewa couple of the season Alex and Gladys! *the audience cheers*
Sierra: OMG! My blog was blowing UP when they broke up, and even zaidi so when they made up!
Izzy: Yep. And then I literally blew up her computer, because it kept making these binging sounds. They annoyed Izzy to no end, so the chanzo needed to be destroyed *growls like a dog*
Geoff: Thanks for those comforting words of sanity, Izzy. Anyway, as much as we'd like to talk zaidi about it, we have to zaidi on from the Alex and Gladys thing for a bit. *audience aw's in disappointment* Don't worry, we'll come back to it...maybe. .__.' Besides, it's time to bring out our first guest of the night! *the audience then yays in approval*
Pixie: Your right Geoff!
Bridgett: So, we're gonna songesha right along, and introduce wewe to the inayofuata person taking the hot seat. He was season ones winner, and everyone's inayopendelewa big guy! Please give me a warm welcome to....Owen! *Owen comes out, and sits in the hot seat. The audience then cheers loudly*
Pixie: Thanks for being here Owen!
Owen: No problem! :D
Bridgett: Okay, Owen here's your first question! Since it seems to be a maarufu topic, what is your opinion on the Aladys events?
Owen: Hm...I guess I have to say I felt bad for Alex. :(
Geoff: I hear wewe man! The poor dude was so freaking emotional! *fake coughs* Baby. *fake coughs*And...*suddenly puts his hand to his ear* Huh? Oh, really? *takes hand off ear, and smirks* Well, I've just been told that we have a little trilogy of Alex's moods when Gladys dumped him via UN-aired confessionals! He-he...roll the clips!
-A screen then comes down, and clicks on-
**Confessionals**
-During the Pie-eating challenge-
Alex: ...me and Gladys broke up........but why....WHAT DID I DO WRONG?!!??! *sobs in fettle position*
-During the Telethon challenge-
Alex: *in gloom and doom mood* Okay.....anyone have any idea how I won this stupid money raising challenge? I mean....I DIDNT EVEN DO ANYTHING! Am i just that awesome that I can win without doing anything?!
-And, finally, during the Valentines siku Special- Alex: Me and Gladys are together again.......HOW F***ING GREAT IS THAT XD X3 Ah...life is so good again *eats Gladys cookies*
**End of confessionals**
-The screen clicks off, and goes back up-
Pixie: Huh. I guess Alex isn't afraid to onyesha emotions after all. ;) Anyway, your sekunde and last question, Owen, is: If wewe could go back in time, would wewe change anything wewe did this season?
Owen: Hm....well, I definitely would go back to the tug-of-war challenge, and actually hold onto the rope. Man, was I silly to think there was actually pie there! I would have smelt it from a mile away!
Geoff: Awesome. Well, that's all the time wewe have Owen, so please go and jiunge the karanga gallery! :D
Owen: Okay. *goes over, and sits kwa Lindsey – making her smile*
Pixie: And, to keep things rolling along, it's time for our inayofuata guest! She was Melody's best friend of the season; give a warm welcome to.....Rae! *Rae then comes out, and the crowd applauds. She then sits in the hot seat, and they calm down once more*
Rae: hujambo guys.
Geoff: 'Sup Rae?
Ezekiel: *raises his hand, and waves it frantically in the air* Oh, I know this one! It's the ceiling, eh! *everyone but Izzy, who starts laughing like a mad man, gives Zeke a unamused expression* …what?
Bridgett: Oh, it's nothing Zeke. .__.'
Pixie: Yeah...anyway, it's time for Rae's first question! So, Rae, your swali is: Why did wewe become Marafiki with Melody in the first place?
Rae: *considers* Well....mostly because she just seemed easy to talk to.
Rikki: She is not! >_<
Geoff: And who exactly asked for Rikki's opinion? -__- *everyone stays silent* That's right: No one. Anyway, Rae, your last swali is: If wewe could be Marafiki with anyone else on the show, besides Melody, who would it be and why?
Rae: Hm....maybe Mirra. She seems cool I guess.
Pixie: *is briefly seen with her hand on her ear, but then quickly takes it off* That's funny, because I've just been told we have an UN-aired confessional – staring alisema Alejandro lover! Roll it!
-A screen then comes down, and clicks on-
**Confessionals**
Mirra: Yeah, I just upendo to be on TDR. The people, the challenges *sighs dreamily* Alejandro. But I also miss home. At nyumbani I have the most adorable pet in the world! Her name is Sasha, and she is a big black panther. AND the thing I upendo the most, and NO it's not wewe Damen, aka my best friend, but it's my training room! I always spend so MUCH time in there practicing with weapons and all that dangerous stu- *puts hand in front her mouth* I never alisema that! CUT IT! *flies to camera before it breaks down*
**End of Confessional**
Eva: Wow...I'm not the only one with anger issues! 8D
Geoff: Yep. Mirra seems like one tough chick. *rolls eyes slightly* Okay Rae, your done for today. Hey....that rhymed! *high-fives himself* Yeah! So...uh, please jiunge the karanga gallery.
Rae: *shrugs, and goes over to the karanga gallery*
Pixie: And now, it's everyone inayopendelewa loveable pair: DJ and Katie!
*DJ and Katie then come out, and the audience cheers. They then sit in the hot seat, and the crowd finally calms down*
Bridgett: DJ, Katie, nice to see wewe both.
Sadie: OMG, Katie! I've missed wewe so much!
Katie: OMG, Sadie! I've missed wewe so much too!
Pixie: Sorry to break up the reunion, but the first swali goes to Katie. *clears her throat* Okay, the swali is: Is there any contestant – possibly contestants – wewe wish wewe would have taken the time to get to know more?
Katie: Hm....if anyone, probably Riley and Destery. I didn't really get a chance to know them really.
Bridgett: *puts her hand to her ear, but then takes it off* Well, speaking of those two, I've just been told we have UN-aired confessionals for the both of them. Roll 'em!
-A screen comes down, and clicks on-
**Confessionals**
Riley: *looks around* Where's the buibui Destery keeps talking about? ... Anyhoozles I is on da boys team now? Its sortttaaa awkward, but fun in a way! I mean the dudes are cool, and now NoCo gets a chance to develop...I like NoCo. *looks into corner* Oh!! there is that spider! Heyz spider! Anyway...one thing about me ...I am not as.. *does that bunny finger thing* "normal" as people thinks! What else can I say... FOORBALLL!!! *skips out of confessionals*
Destery: Well today was fun but i got punched kwa accident....Yeah! I got punched in the freaking wrist man! Why would someone do that! Mah wrist! Anyway I'm glad i got over that fight with Rayla! It's awesome now, but man do I want some pie! *is quiet for a bit then starts humming “Adventure Time” theme. Then bila mpangilio muziki starts playing, and Destery pulls on a skull mask, and does bila mpangilio dance before walking out*
**End of Confessional**
-The screen then clicks off, and goes back up-
Katie: Cool....they both seem like really awesome people.
Pixie: Yep. Alright, the last swali goes to DJ. Alright big guy, the swali is: what was the most memorable moment for wewe this season?
DJ: Hm...I have to say...telling Katie I upendo her. :) *audience aw's*
Katie: *blushes, and smiles* Aw, DJ, that's so sweet of wewe to say! *kisses his cheeks* And the most memorable thing for me was wewe telling me wewe loved me. *audience aw's again*
Geoff: Alright wewe two, take it to the karanga gallery. *the two nod, and does as he says*
Pixie: And, now, our inayofuata guest is everyone's inayopendelewa crazy dude, please give it up for....Griffon! *Griffon comes in, and the crowd cheers. He then sits in the hot seat, and they quiet down*
Geoff: hujambo dude! How wewe feeling?
Bridgett: Yeah! The last time we all saw wewe wewe were sorta....whats a nice way to put it....losing touch with reality.
Geoff: zaidi like going COMPLETELY insane!
Bridgett: *glares* Geoff!
Griffon: No, no...he's right. I was going really insane, but...I got some help. After I was forced into the cab; I was taken to the local Sanitarium. It was scary at first, but, thankfully the doctors there helped me get a grip so I could be here tonight. It's actually a really nice place! wewe know where I'm talking about, right Izzy?
Izzy: *nods sadly* Yes...that place has claimed many of Izzy friends. *bows her head in respect*
Geoff: Why am I not surprised?
Bridgett: *glares at Geoff once more, but then turns to Griffon* Okay Griffon, the swali on everyone's mind is: Are wewe still in upendo with Crystal?
Griffon: *smiles, and nods his head* Yeah...of course I am. A part of me will always upendo her, but...not to the extent in which I had before. I'm zaidi rational about it now, and...I wish nothing for the best but her and Jake. *audience and some of the karanga gallery aw's in sympathy*
Pixie: *thumbs up* Awesome man! wewe seem fully sane again!
Geoff: *a little disappointed* Yeah. I thought for sure you'd be at least a little crazy. *gets a thinking look, and smirks evilly slightly* Alright, the inayofuata swali on everyone's mind is...are wewe mad Alex and Gladys are back together?
Griffon: *gets a half-crazed look* Uh...excuse me? Did wewe say their back together?
Bridgett: *in a low hiss to where Griffon can't hear* Geoff! The people at the Sanitarium told us NOT to bring that up! They say he's not ready for it ye-
Geoff: Yep! And, in fact, we have a clip from the night they hooked back up! He-he...roll it!
-A screen comes down, and clicks on-
*it shows Alex and Gladys looking up at the nyota filled sky*
Gladys: It's beautiful...isn't it?
Alex: *smiles, and looks at Gladys* Yeah, but...none of them compare to how beautiful wewe are to me. *kisses Gladys quickly on the lips* I'm so glad we're back together. I really missed your soft lips, and beautiful eyes.
Gladys: *smiles* Thanks. I missed wewe too. *suddenly frowns* But...my brother will probably be mad when he finds out we're back together...I understand if wewe don't wanna risk getting hurt.
Alex: *smiles* Oh, he might be insane, but...my upendo for wewe is stronger.
*Gladys smiles, and kisses Alex. The camera then fades out with them kissing*
-The screen then clicks off, and goes back up-
Griffon: *has a totally pissed look, and is breathing heavily* Alex. I. Will. Kill You! *springs up, but, before he could get anywhere else, these two men in Sanitarium coats jump out, and lock Griffon in a straight jacket, He then starts to struggle – yelling all kinds of crazed things*
Geoff: *is laughing* Oh my god! This is an AWESOME freak out! *continues laughing*
Pixie: *is laughing as well, but is trying not to*
Bridgett: *isn't laughing* *gives a sympathetic look to Griffon* Uh...thanks for coming Griffon, but...I'm afraid your out of time! ^^; Please go take a kiti, kiti cha in the karanga gallery.
*The guys in the white coats then drag him over to the karanga galley, and sits him at the end – away from everyone else on the bleachers. Pixie, who sees this, stops laughing out au respect, and everyone waits for Geoff to calm down*
Geoff: *is still laughing* Ah...ah man....what AWESOME TV! *sighs, and finally begins to calm down* Okay...okay...I'm good! I swear.
Bridgett: *rolls eyes before looking at the camera* Alright people, it's now time for our final two guests for the night! *audience cheers* They've been called the new Duncan and Courtney, together they make on funny pair – give it up for Justin and Melody! *audience goes wild. Melody and Justin come out, take the hot seat, and the audience thankfully calms down again*
Melody: I wish wewe guys would stop calling us the new Duncan and Courtney.
Courtney: I agree with her. .___.
Geoff: *ignores Courtney* Why? Because it's true?
Melody: >//_//< …just...just ask the swali already!
Courtney: ….my reason is obvious. :P
Geoff: *shrugs, and ignores Courtney* Sure. And, because wewe wanted to get the swali so badly, the first swali goes to wewe Melody! *laughs* Okay, the swali is: What challenge – one wewe may have been au not been in – was your inayopendelewa of this season?
Melody: *thinks* Personally...the Valentines siku challenges. Aldays got back together, and it even had a Zoke moment thrown in! >w<
Justin: *smirks* Are wewe sure it's not because wewe want to be my valentine?
Melody: ...no comment.
Pixie: *smirks playfully* Ah, come on Melody! Just answer his question....it's a simple one after all! *snickers slightly*
Melody: *is blushing deeply* ...uh....er....don't wewe guys have a clip to show?
Bridgett: *has just taken her hand off her ear* Actually, we do have a deleted scene from the Valentines siku special! Roll clip please!
-A screen comes down, and clicks on-
*it shows Mike and Zoey sweeping the floor in the Game-show studio*
Zoey: I can't believe Crystal is making us clean all this up.
Mike: I know! wewe figure this onyesha would have enough money to hire professionals to come clean this up. Then again....it is total Drama.... *continues sweeping, but, suddenly, sweeps away a patch of trash, and discovers a Fedora hat* Wow! Awesome hat! *picks up the hat, and puts in on. He then gasps, and turns into Manitoba Smith*
Zoey: *hears him gasping, and looks over at Mike in concern* wewe okay there Mike?
Manitoba Smith: *in an Australian accent* Never better Sheila! And, might I say, your looking zaidi beautiful than an Australian flowers in bloom on the Sahara!
Zoey: *blushes* Um...thanks.... *awkwardly goes back to sweeping*
Manitoba Smith: *stares at Zoey a bit seductively. He then tosses the ufagio aside, and goes over to Zoey – putting an arm around her* So, Sheila, lets say wewe and I blow this place, and...take a ride on the wild side? *wriggles his eye brows seductively*
Zoey: *blushes deeply* But...we have to clean the rest of this place...
Manitoba Smith: *frowns* Hm....that is a bit of a problem. *smirks* Well, why don't we just have our fun here then? *he then grabs Zoey's chin, and turns her head so she's looking at him*
Zoey: Mike...what are wewe doing?
Manitoba Smith: *smirks* This. *he then puckers his lips, and then moves in for a kiss. Zoey gets wide eyed, and is frozen for a moment. But, just as their lips were about to meet, Zoey then pushes Manitoba Smith away – causing his hat to fall off and he returns to Mike*
Zoey: Mike....I'm sorry, but...I just can't kiss you. wewe moved WAY to fast....
Mike: *blushes a deep red* Uh...kiss...you....me....s-sorry. *goes back to where he was sweeping before, and awkwardly goes back to sweeping*
Zoey: … *resumes sweeping as well*
*It then fades out with Mike and Zoey working in silence*
-The screen then clicks off, and goes back up-
*The audience, and cast are freaking out*
Sierra: *is fan-girling* OMG! THAT WAS THE BEST ZOKE MOMENT EVER! *pulls out a computer from no where* I HAVE to blog this! *begins to type rapidly*
Bridgett: AH! That was so adorable!
Pixie: Agreed! >w<
Geoff: Yeah...cool...I guess anyway. Also, nice way of weaseling out of a swali Melody. So, Justin, that means the final swali goes to you! And it is: What attracted wewe to Melody in the first place?
Justin: *takes a moment to think* It was probably because, unlike everyone else, she didn't fall for me right away. I wasn't used to that, and.....I guess I just wanted her to fall for me like all the others. But...what I didn't expect was...me falling for her. *the audience aw's*
Melody: *blushes faintly, and smiles slightly* Cool....glad I know the reason now.
Bridgett: *comes in front of the camera* Well, I guess that's our-
Geoff: Hang on Bridge! We still have a little time left! *turns to the karanga gallery* Okay, I'm asking that all contestants who just arrived today to go and take a kiti, kiti cha over on the bleachers. *gestures to his left, and, suddenly, a spot-light comes on – revealing bleachers that look like the ones used on episode two of Total Drama Revenge of the Island*
Pixie: ...uh, what's going on Geoff?
Geoff: Oh, you'll see soon enough Pixie!
DJ: *gets a frightened look* Is that thing salama to be on?
Geoff: Of course! Now come on, everyone who just arrived over here! *the people who just arrived looked at each other, but then does as Geoff says. Soon, there all sitting on the bleachers – Owen sitting inayofuata to Rae, Justin sitting inayofuata to Melody, DJ sitting inayofuata to Katie, and Griffon – who was dragged to the stands kwa the Sanitarium dudes – is sitting in the corner away from everyone else*
Bridgett: Seriously Geoff, what's exactly going on?
Geoff: *ignores her* And now, it's time to play everyone's inayopendelewa game, *takes out a remote with a huge red button on it from his pocket, and presses alisema button. Metal bars then enclose around the people on the bleachers waist – locking them in* Confess, au Electrocution!
Justin: Oh great. Chained to bleachers with a handful of people I know, and are threatened to be shocked. I swear it's the birthday party all over again! ((A/N: It was on the TDA Reunion Special. :P))
Bridgett: Electrocution? Seriously Geoff! This is dangerous! They could get seriously hurt!
Geoff: Calm down Bridge! The bars around their waist release only a minor amount of electricity, and aren't enough to actually cause any permanent harm to them. Besides, as long as they confess to their secret, and not take the dive for anyone else, they won't get get shocked at all!
Melody: How can wewe tell that?
Geoff: Simple. The bars also monitor your moyo rate, and, if your lying, will pick up on your moyo beating a little faster.
Pixie: Cool!
Bridgett: ….I still don't agree with this. *turns the other way in the couch, and looks away*
Geoff: Eh, she'll come around. Okay, before we start this game, *song kengele goes off* we're required to have wewe all sing a tune! :D
Griffon: ...seriously? -__-
Pixie: Oh come on senior crazy, it'll be fun! ^-^
Geoff: Exactly! XD So, start singing....now! *music starts*
Justin: wewe told me wewe loved me
Melody: So I don't understand
Rae: Why promises are snapped in two
Griffon: And words are made to burn
DJ: The bigger the better
Katie: Some stolen from Japan
Owen: Collected from around the world
Justin: They'll catch wewe if they can
All: Lies Lies Lies
Yeah
Lies Lies Lies
Yeah
Lies Lies Lies
Yeah
Lies Lies Lies
Yeah
Melody: Do I have to catch wewe out
Rae: To know whats on your mind
Griffon: Well Cleopatra died for Egypt
DJ: What a waste of time
Katie: The white ones the red ones
Owen: And some wewe cant disguise
Justin: The twisted twos that have the news
Melody: Cant hide it in your eyes
All: Lies Lies Lies
Yeah
Lies Lies Lies
Yeah
Lies Lies Lies
Yeah
Lies Lies Lies
Yeah
Oh wewe know I know
Rae: wewe say you'll try harder
Griffon: But I think its just too late
DJ: Well the car is reeving in the drive
Katie: And I'm not the sort to wait
Owen: The bigger the better
Justin: So make them all Sigone
Melody: Collected from around the world
Rae: upendo lies on and on and on and on and on
All: Lies Lies Lies
Yeah
(they're gonna get you)
Lies Lies Lies
Yeah
(they wont forget you)
Lies Lies Lies
Yeah
(oh they're gonna get you)
Lies Lies Lies
Yeah
Oh wewe know I know
Lies Lies Lies
Yeah (x4)
Pixie: *claps* Yay! I liked that song! :)
Geoff: Yep! The fun can now start! 8D Alright, the first secret is: Who had kissed someone before this onyesha – even though they were in a relationship with someone else? *the audience gasps* *the ticking noise from Jeopardy is played, but no one fesses up* Oh, and, did I mention if no one confesses, everyone will be electrocuted? *someone then hits the buzzer* That got em! And, now, let the spotlight hit the one who buzzed in! *the spotlight then shines down, and to everyone's shock, it was Katie under it*
Pixie: Wow...didn't see that one coming.
DJ: *has a surprised look* Katie...have....have wewe kissed any other guys since we've been together? Or...was it someone else?
Katie: *has a guilty look* Y-yeah...it was when I was with you....but...it was a mistake...
Geoff: *speaks up* Actually, I think this clip will shed some light on this subject! He-he! Roll the clip of Katie kissing another dude!
-A screen comes down, and clicks on-
*Katie is shown sitting in the waiting room for the aftermath with DJ kwa her side*
Katie: OMG! I can't wait to see Sadie again! I have SO many stories and secrets to tell her! *laughs a little spastic-like*
DJ: *smiles at her* I'm glad your excited. Hey, I'm gonna go get something to eat before the onyesha starts. Wanna come with me, and get something?
Katie: Nah, I'm good. Thanks though funny bunny. ^^ *kisses DJ, who kisses back briefly. He then leaves, and she picks up a bila mpangilio magazine that was on the meza, jedwali in front of her. She then starts kusoma it, but, after two pages, wewe hear the door open in the background* Well, that was quick fun- *looks up, and gets a surprised look* Demetery?
Demetry: *comes into view* Oh....hey Katie. How are you?
Katie: Good, and how are you? I haven't seen wewe since the time wewe filled in as host.
Demetry: *laughs nervously* Yeah...sorry about making wewe guys sing those terrible song. *awkwardly sits kwa Katie on the couch* So...are wewe currently seeing anyone?
Katie: *nods happily* Yep! I have a wonderful boyfriend named DJ! Why do wewe ask?
Demetry: *gulps and blushes* Um...well...it's just....I sorta sent wewe a necklace, and....it's just...I got this one friend I'm starting to get mixed feeling for....so....
Katie: *gasps* Wait...your the one who sent me the njiwa necklace?
Demetry: *blushes deeper, and nods* Yeah. I really thought wewe were the one I loved, but...then my friend came along, and...I'm sorry...
Katie: *smiles, and pats him on the shoulder* It's okay, I understand. But...I really did like the necklace. It was romantic. *she and Demetry then smile at each other, and, soon, they then kiss each other out of the blue. There's no tongue – just lips touching lips. Soon, they pull apart, and just stare at each other – bewildered looks gracing their faces*
Demetry: Katie....I'm...I'm sorry... *gets up, and scurries out of the room. Just as he leaves, DJ then comes back*
DJ: Hey, Katie, babe, we're needed on the set!
Katie: Oh....okay....*gets up*
*It then fades with DJ and Katie leaving the room*
-The screen then clicks off, and goes back up-
All: *are just in shock – except for Geoff who is laughing*
Geoff: Whoa! That was just..... *laughs so hard he can't speak*
Katie: *is blushing like mad. Her bar then releases her, and she runs off*
Sadie: Katie! *runs after her*
DJ: *tries to get up, but his bar won't let him* Let me go! I need to talk to Katie!
Geoff: Not until wewe reveal your secret big guy!
DJ: *gets a “seriously?” look, but then gives up* Fine....
Geoff: *smirks* Good boy! Alright, time for another secret! *pulls out a note card*
Pixie: Oh this is fun! Let me do one! *snatches the note card from Geoff's hands* Okay, the inayofuata secret is: Who used to get pantsed everyday at school until the eighth grade? *the muziki from Jeopardy starts, and everyone stays quiet* Remember people: electricity hurts! *someone then finally hits the buzzer, and, when the spot light comes on, Justin is under it*
Geoff: O_o Justin....you got pantsed?
Justin: *groans* Yeah...but kwa the girls. They always wanted to see my underwear and stuff...even some of the boys stared when they did it...
Beth: *from the karanga gallery* *sighs dreamily* Who wouldn't wanna stare at you?
Melody: *glares at Beth*
Geoff: *is snickering slightly* Alright Justin, your free to go.
Justin: Thank you. *his bar then releases him, and he goes to the karanga gallery. He then absent absentmindedly sits near Beth – making her blush deeply*
Geoff: And moving on! *takes out another note card* So, the inayofuata secret is: Who used to lie every siku until they were seven years-old? *The Jeopardy muziki starts, and, like always, everyone stays quiet* Oh come on! Just confess already! Do I even need to mention the shocks anymore? *someone hits the buzzer, and, when the spot light comes on, DJ is under it*
Pixie: Whoa....didn't see that coming.
Geoff: *smirks* Well, well, well; it looks like we have us a big fat liar. Care to explain there big guy?
DJ: *sighs sadly* I didn't mean to lie. It's just...when I lied...everybody seemed to be happier than if I told them the truth. But, one time, I got caught lying kwa my mom, and...well, let's just say she straightened me out good. Never lied since.
Geoff: Awesome! Thanks Mama DJ! *gives the camera a thumbs up*
DJ: *his bar then releases him, and he then springs up, and runs in the direction Katie went in earlier – hoping he wasn't to late to comfort her*
Pixie: *silently steals another note card from his pocket, and begins to read it* So, out inayofuata secret is: Who dressed up as a Fairy Princess each Halloween until they were Twelve years-old? *The Jeopardy muziki comes on, and every basically thinks Melody au Rae will press the button. But, to their surprise, someone else hit the buzzer. The spot light then reveals it was Griffon who had pressed it – using his head since his hands were restrained* …. *starts laughing like a Hyena*
Griffon: *blushes deeply* S-Shut up!
Geoff: *is laughing along with Pixie* But, dude, wewe dressing up as a fairy Princess?! That's just a hilarious mental image! *continues laughing*
Griffon: *looks down at his feet while continuing to blush* It wasn't my fault. My mom was so set on having a girl first, but instead had me. We didn't really have money to buy costumes of materials to make them, so...we had to go with what we had....
Both Pixie and Geoff: *continue laughing*
Griffon: *his bar finally releases him, and the Sanitarium guys drag him back to the karanga gallery, and set him where he sat previously*
-10 dakika of laughing later-
Geoff: *has finally stopped laughing* Sorry about that, he-he. *clears throat, and gets a hold of himself* Okay, we're down to the final three! Melody, Rae, and Owen! wewe all have secrets hidden from the world, but that's ALL about to change! *smirks a bit evilly, and the three gulp. Geoff then takes out another note card, and reads it* Okay wewe three: Who puked chunks all over their first and only date? *the Jeopardy muziki start, but then someone quickly hits the buzzer. The spot light then comes on, and reveals the confessor to be Rae*
Pixie: Huh...I thought for sure it was gonna be Owen.
Rae: *blushes deeply* It was just....this guy I really liked agreed to go out with me...and I was just so nervous... *the audience aw's in sympathy*
Geoff: How touching....Ralph ((A/N: Aka: Throw up)), I mean Rae. *smirks playfully*
Rae: *blushes deeper, and gives Geoff the middle finger – which the censors blur. Her bar then releases her, and she goes back to the karanga gallery bleachers*
Geoff: *takes out another note card, but then Pixie takes it out of his hands*
Pixie: Yoink! *looks at the card, and reads it while also one-handedly holding back Geoff – who is trying to get back the card* Oh man this is a good one! Okay, Owen and Rae: which one of wewe went to school naked on a dare, and was forced to hug as many people as they possibly could without getting caught kwa the Principle? *Geoff then stops trying to get the card, and smirks at the two – causing them to gulp. The Jeopardy muziki starts to play, but neither of them press the buzzer*
Geoff: One zaidi sekunde till shocking. *continues to smirk, and the countdown begins. The audience then counts with them, and, just as they alisema one, someone pressed the buzzer. The spot light comes on, and, to everyone's shock, Melody is shown under it* ….win! XD
Justin: O__O I wanna go to your school, Melody.
Melody: *blushes deeply* Hey, if wewe got $100 for doing it, wewe would! *her bar then releases her, and she goes to the karanga gallery, and sits in between Justin and Beth. wewe also see that Katie, DJ, and Sadie have returned as well – Katie's eyes red and puffy from crying*
Geoff: Alright Owen, looks like your the last one!
Pixie: Yep! That means wewe have a choice to make! Reveal your secret to the world – trust me, we found on – au keep it hidden!
Owen: Easy...tell it to the world. :3 *everyone gasps*
Pixie: *blinks in surprise* Uh...are wewe sure? wewe have the option to keep it hidden wewe know.
Owen: *shrugs* I don't really like keeping secrets.
Pixie: Uh....okay....Geoff?
Geoff: *takes out a note card* Uh...Owen's secret is.....he still sleeps with a stuffed Teddy kubeba that he got when he was three years-old.
Owen: *nods* His name is Mr. Fluffy, and he keeps the monsters out of my dreams. *audience aw's. Owen's ukanda the releases him, and then he goes back to his spot inayofuata to Lindey on the bleachers*
Bridgett: *takes off the head-phones she's wearing for some reason* Is it done yet?
Pixie: Yep! And that means so is our show!
Bridgett: *throws head phones* Great! We'll, again, that's our show, and, inayofuata time wewe see our crew will be at the TDR finally! *audience cheers loudly* That's right; we'll be there and giving live coverage to all the fans! But, before we say goodbye till then, it's time for......questions! :D So, what was the most shocking secret of the night in your opinion? What was your opinion of the scene between Mike – technically Manitoba Smith at the time – and Zoey? And who are wewe rooting for to win this season TDR? Find out these things and zaidi at the season finally of...
Geoff, Pixie, and Bridgett: TOTAL DRAMA RAMA!
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And BOOM! The final aftermath is complete! :D
*sighs happily* I know it's a sin, but...I think I did a REALLY good job on this! >w< ((is somehow my inayopendelewa aftermath)) Anyway, please vote two people off of TDR, and I will see wewe then! :3
chris:last time on total drama dynamite...we had a water gun war,and kari got shot,she was elimnated.there is 4 contestants left:selena,kate,megan,and nicole.who will avoid elimnation today?!find out now on total drama dynamite!
chris approached the challangers:your challange:cleaning the comminual johns!any objections?!the one who objects gets voted off..
nicole:IM NOT DOING THIS!THIS IS GROSS!
chris:then see ya nicole..
who will win?!find out inayofuata time on total drama dynamite episode 8,with our remaining 3 contestants!
chris approached the challangers:your challange:cleaning the comminual johns!any objections?!the one who objects gets voted off..
nicole:IM NOT DOING THIS!THIS IS GROSS!
chris:then see ya nicole..
who will win?!find out inayofuata time on total drama dynamite episode 8,with our remaining 3 contestants!
