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 XD SHE CANT SING!!!!!!!
XD SHE CANT SING!!!!!!!
That inayofuata morning at 5 AM...

Chris: ALL CONTESTANTS MUST BE DRESSED AND AT THE muziki THEATER DOWN THE beach, pwani IN T-MINUS THIRTY MINUTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone: *groans*

(After everybody is awake and at the theater)

Chris: OK, today's challenge is a talent contest.

Veronica: OOOH! YAY!!!

Britt and Jacki: *laugh*

Chris: Uh, anyway, seeing as there are 11 of you, I decided to spice things up. And seeing as how this is a muziki challenge, please welcome, from the past three seasons - Trent!

Trent: hujambo everyone!

Duncan: Ah, it's little Pretty Boy.

Trent: Shut it, Duncan.

Courtney: FINALLY, we're on the same page!

Duncan: OK, first of all Courtney, back off, I already have a girlfriend. Actually, I have two.

Courtney: Oh? Is she blind au dumb au deaf?

Trent and Veronica: *rofl*

Duncan: Nope. *grabs Brittani's arm* It's her.

Courtney: O.O You're dating....my COUSIN?

Duncan: COUSIN!? *releases Britt's arm*

Britt: *blushes* Yes.

Chris: Uh, ok, can we get back to ME now?!

Duncan: Why didn't ya tell me wewe two are cousins?!

Courtney/Brittani: Idk.

Chris: Anyway, Trent. Dude. No teams.

Trent: Right on.

Chris: OK, today's challenge, as i alisema before, is a talent contest. The 12 contestants will be divided girls versus guys. The objective today will be to pick the people out of your auditioners who will be best to represent your team in the show. The team that wins will earn invincibility and will be sending someone from the opposing gender home.

Britt: *rolls eyes* Whatever.

- - - - - - - - - -

At the girls' auditions...

Courtney and Brittani: *singing Replay to themselves and playing with each other's hair*

Veronica: OK, since everybody else is pretty much a race of losers, I'm nominating myself Captain.

Jacki: Who says?

Veronica: Says me.

Jacki: *rolls eyes* Whatever.

Veronica: OK, going in alphabetical order, first is....Rian.

Britt: How is that alphabetical order?

Veronica: I'm going from Z to A.

Britt: OK.

Veronica: Rian! You're up.

Rian: Huh? Oh, I'm not auditioning.

Veronica: Uh, ok, um...Jennavive?

Jennavive: Ok.

Veronica: And you're doing....?

Jennavive: Singing.

Veronica: What will wewe be imba for us?

Jennavive: Cowboy Casanova kwa Carrie Underwood.

Britt: *gasps*

: : : : : : : CONFESSIONALS : : : : : : :

Britt: Jennavive aliiba my audition song! That's the only song I can sing without trying to remember the words!!

Jennavive: I don't care that I took Britt's chances. I was really close to going nyumbani last time. I'm not letting that happen again.

: : : : : : : END OF CONFESSIONALS : : : : : : :

Jennavive: *singing*

You better take it from me
That boy is like a disease
wewe run and wewe try and wewe trying to hide and you're wondering why
wewe can't get free


: : : : : : : CONFESSIONALS : : : : : : :

Britt: Just during that first verse, I knew I'd have a chance. Jenna can't sing worth sh*t!!!

: : : : : : : END OF CONFESSIONALS : : : : : : :

Veronica: Uh, thank you, Jenna. inayofuata is...Jacki.

Jacki: *sits at a kinanda propped on the stage*

Veronica: What are wewe doing?

Jacki: Singing. Now shut it, wewe fucktard.

Veronica: Uh...ok. imba what?

Jacki: You'll see. *clears throat and starts singing*

All of my hate cannot be bound
I will not be drowned kwa your thoughtless scheming
Now, wewe can try and tear me down
Beat me to the ground I will see wewe screaming...

Thumbing through the pages of my fantasies
Pushing all the mercy down, down, down
I wanna see wewe try and take a swing at me
C'mon, gonna put wewe on the ground, ground, ground


Veronica: Um...thank you.

Jacki: Ha! S-S-S-Suck it, bitch.

Britt: *laughs*
 "Suck it, bitches." ~Jacki
"Suck it, bitches." ~Jacki
posted by GwenTrentDude
sorry if I havent been uandishi them but wewe try waking up at 4 everyday and go 2 school for 6 hours with no rest & sleeping at 10 nd doing the same thing all over! :'( & sorry if its short am soo sleepy.. :( ..

Chapter 10: Say Wha...??

It was morning as Marlo woke up on the floor with pizza on her head. " Damn what the hell ? Crap I gotta stop passing out on peoples bedrooms!" She got up to see the rest on the floor and Jared was somehow under the bed. She got up and went to the hallway. She saw Carlys parents eating breakfast as she quietly backed up and went to Carlys room again. She...
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"courtney,courtney get up!"said courtney's mom."hey mom,wat time is it?"asked courtney with her hand in her head."is 12:30pm u need to go to work,and when u come back we need to talk"said courtney's mom."um...mom i dont work any more...i stopped cuz i was going to work with gwen,and i got the jod but i start tomorrow."said courtney getting her laptop and putting it in her lap."is ok sweetheart u did need a break from that jod,and kissing duncan."said courtney's mom."ok i will be in my room with ur step father,u know his really sick."she add walking out of courtney's room."ok mom tell him hi...
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*A not-real version of TDA's 13. Courtney didn't come back*

Harold: Let Me doing this!
Heather: NO! it's obvius that u don't know how to open a strong box!
Duncan: Becouse u do.
Heather: No! i mean, YES! i mean! DON'T STAY THERE AND HELP US!
Duncan: Ok... *stare at the door* *watching* *thinking*
Heather: songesha ON!!! *Try to open the door*
Harold: Get away!! *push Heather* *try to open the door too*
Heather: *grab Harold's shirt* *start to fight*
Duncan: -_-
Heather: *still fighting with Harold* *Harold falls against a wall* *she falls*
Harold: u r an idiot
Heather: u r a jerk either
Duncan: u r both...
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posted by Duncan_Courtney
I looked up alot of the songs from shabiki videos, but alot I took from my ipod, so enjoy!Please don't bitch, kahaba if some of the songs don't fit ;D. I'm going to be writeing a "TDI couples playlist" so please write in the maoni any song that fit the couples (BESIDES DxC! I have like a blillion of those ones!

Duncan
Gives wewe Hell- The all American Rejects
I fought the Law- Green day
I hate my Life- Theroy of a Deadman
Know your Enemy- Green Day
The Anthem- Good Charlotte

LeShawna
Single Ladies- Beyonce
Bootylious- Destiny's Child
Jenny from the block- Jennifer Lopez
Independent Women- Destiny's Child
Milkshake-?????...
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Courtney was feeling down on herself after almost being kicked off
again. She was still sitting kwa the campfire pit and it was beginning
to get dark outside. ‘How could I be so pathetic?’ She walked over to
the dock of shame and sat at the end of the dock. “I should’ve been
walking own this thing today.” She heard the boards of the dock
creak. “Whoever is thee just leave me alone!” she shouted.

“Hey princess, why so glum?” She’s recognize that voice. Duncan…
what does he want? He came to bother her once again. Courtney let
out a big sigh.

“I wasn’t aware wewe knew how...
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posted by xxXsk8trXxx
Izzy: HI AND WELCOME TO... *trumpet music* THE IZZY AND DUNCAN WEBSHOW!!!!!!!
Duncan: (sarcasticly) Yay! I'm so fucking exited!
Izzy: ME TOO!!!!! NOW, WE'LL DO A SEGMENT WE LIKE TO CALL, CHATTING!!!!
Duncan: It's a segment where we talk; now can I go home?
Izzy: No
Duncan:Pleeeeesssseeee???????????
Izzy: No
Duncan: I'll be your best friend!!!!
Izzy: I already have best friends, and here they come now!!!!
*Heather, Lindsay, and Courtney enter the room*
Duncan: COURTNEY wewe LIAR!!!!!!!!
Courtney: What? phsyco girl offered me a couple of bucks for this.
Duncan: Unngghh....
Heather: So, what are we doing here?...
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This is a scary movie with Duncan,Gwen,Geoff,Dj,Brigette,Owen and Trent Izzy

Bridgette and Geoff [Makingout]
Owen Holy crap! A physco I wonder if its Izzy Lets listen to Gwens Plan.
Gwen Okay we hide in a good hiding spot so they can't find us.
Trent Yea Good idea Gwen!
Duncan So Where the heck are going to hide?
Owen On the roof?
Gwen OWEN! thats a bad hiding spot!
Bridgette and Geoff Lets stop making out because we can die!
Owen Oh crap I have to pee!
Geoff Me too!
Trent and Duncan we'll be right back
Owen OMG the physco!
Geoff Lets run!
Duncan No wewe idiot! I have the perfect weapon!
Physco killer DIE!...
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Total Drama Action
Chris: How is Duncan cheating? Does he have X-Ray vision?
Don: Duncan, I did some investigation. wewe actually cheated. So, wewe are penalized.

Total Drama World Tour
Chris: (allows Sierra to make the final four, despite her stalker status.)
Don: (gets annoyed with Sierra and sends her to jail.)

Chris: (Lets his interns get eaten kwa scarabs.)
Don: (never uses his interns as objects au footstools.)

Chris: (lets everyone freeze their butts off.)
Don: (pack your snowgear for cold adventures.)

Chris: (drinks the water, leaving little to none for Bridgette.)
Don: (offers Bridgette some of...
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As wewe may of have guessed kwa the title, wewe can already tell how much i hate Total Drama All Stars.
1. Do i even need to explain? This season is anything but worthy of being called a season!
2. Lightning is still the same as he was in season 4: putting sha in every sentence and still dumb as a rock
3. How is Sam even remotely considered an all star? Seriously! Wouldn't someone like Brick be a better choice? I'm not disputing Christian Potenza's choices for who he picked to be in season 5, but still, wouldn't Brick of have been a better option?
4. The cast in general is disappointing. I know i'm going to get a lot hate for this, but hear me out. This is the reason that this season did not meet any of my exceptations.
5. Not only has nothing changed about Lightning, but the same can be alisema for Scott. What i mean is his fear of Fang remains unchanged.
That concludes part 1. Stay tuned for part 2.