Total Drama Island Article: The 3 spies part 6:real spi work

posted by blenson555

Normal Rachlle

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~In double X's Limo~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Sue:God,hes a pussy!double X:Now girls it was good of wewe doing that,but we don't want anything like that again!So wear your normal cloths and i'll see wewe all inayofuata week!Tiffany:Kick ass!*The girls get out of the car*Rachlle:Lets get to saa homes and change Sue:How am I supposed to change I'm in my normal cloths!Tiffany:Well this is real spi work,come to my house i'll find cloths that are black for u!Sue:I look like a stupid fucking nerd!Tiffany:What about me?Sue:You look good!Tiffany:Thanks!Part7:Blending in coming soon!

Normal Tiffany

Normal Sue

My vertion of Stuck to a pole

posted by 111AAA

Bridgette:I was puddy in his hands and it was a mess!
Chouras:Ooh ya!
Bridgette:When I was really close to winning sucsess!
Chourus:Ooh ya!
Bridgette:I tried to fit 2 men in my soul!
Chourus:Ooh ya!
Bridgette:I ended up stuck on a pole!
Both:Stuck stuck stuck shouldof looked worse of luck!Stuck,stuck to a pole!Stuck!
Bridgette:He almost kissed when he went on a sled!
Chourus:Ooh bad!
Bridgette:And that jerk just when on ahead!
Chourus:Ooh a!
Bridgette:While here I am still stuck to a pole!
Both:Stuck stuck stuck really sucks worst of luck!Stuck,stuck to a pole!Stuck stuck stuck stuck stuck stuck!Stuck to a pole...
Bridgette:Oh crap!
Both:...Stuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!YA!

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Total Drama Life: Episode 1: Elimination Ceremony

posted by StarWarsFan7

Chris: Alright the kura have been counted. And the loser is. LARA! Sorry, but uh, I kinda saw it coming so uh. BYE, BYE!

Lara: *sighs* *closes eyes* Fine, I'll leave.

Lara, goes in a car with Candy and gifts in it. Chris put those in there so the losers would feel better about losing.

Chris: Kay, now that the elimination ceremony is over were going to add new members to Total Drama LIFE!
Please welcome, Penny and Jakob!

Jake: Uhh, it's JAKE.

Chris: Whatever. I'm going to put wewe two on the Screaming Liars' team so you'll be having a great time because they're winning! *giggles* Alex Leonard wewe will be on the Loving Cheaters team.

Alex L: *in confessional* OH MY F*CKING GOD!!! How am I gonna prove to Bree I REALLY like her? *screams like a girl*

Chris: *in confessional* Yeah..... I kinda wanted that to happen to him. *laughs* Until the inayofuata episode of Total Drama LIFE!!!

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ATTENTION! MY RAIN OF DOOM CONTINUES...

posted by Lolly4me2

Sofie: A frufru. :B Wassup, everyone. Your probably thinking, "Sofie, why don't wewe appear and any makala anymore?" au "Sofie, do wewe still upendo Duncan?". WELL, super-awesome-uber-bitches-that-I-love, the answer to swali one is because Lolly4me2 is a lazy ass, and the answer to swali 2 is PFFF NAAW I WUZ JUST PLAYIN WITH YALL. I hate him. So yeah.
Lolly4me2: Heh-heh... uh, Sofie does not know what she is saying. She... uh... still loves Duncan! VERY MUCH. o_o
Sofie: No I don't. He's an ass.
Lolly4me2: wewe DO WHAT I TELL wewe au I WILL REPLACE wewe WITH MINORA!
Sofie: Nooo... DX But he's still...

Total drama Crazy!! Eposde 7 "total drama gravity"

posted by 123Jordan

all campers: *watches the last eposde*
Zoey: i can't belive i talked like a baby!
Ray: i can't belive i licked chris's arm?
jax: yeah that was grose!
Bridgette: I wonder what our chalange is today.
Izzy: maby there wont be one like last week.
Sam: there was one. remamber? with the coffie?
Izzy: dosen't ring a bell

Sam's POV: sometimes i think izzy is dumber than annie and lindsay!

Chris: campers!!!!!! time for your first chalange!

Jordan: what is it???
Chris: a 0 gravity chalange!
Jax: what are the rules.
Chris: wewe have to try to stay the longist in here!
Sarah: are u sure this is safe?
Chris: nope!
Lulu:...

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IzzyxEva: A Poem

posted by TDI_Angel

I've been having writer's block when it comes to poetry, so when this popped into my mind, I HAD to post it! Sorry, I couldn't think of a better title. :/
WARNING: Femslash, as in Yuri au GirlxGirl. wewe don't like, don't read.
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The bully and the crazy girl,
Two Lost hearts sent in a whirl
Two outcasts, together they fit,
Who ever would have guessed it?

Soft green eyes of smiles and laughter
Those are the eyes Eva's after
Waterfall of auburn hair,
Need to find her, where is she, where?

Childishness and crazy thoughts,
Feelings of upendo Eva fought
Heart quickens when she...

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The Ranma Pokemon - RanmaxSofie

posted by Mp4girl

-Sofie-

When I’m playing my Nintendo DS, I do not like to be interrupted.

Just get that one fact straight. “Yes... yes!” I squealed. “Omigod. Almost to the fight area...” I murmured to myself. I sat slouched on my green beanbag chair, and I stared intently into my DS screen.
“Sofie!” A voice called from downstairs. I felt a flicker of irritation towards my mother for interrupting.
“What now, Mom?” I called back.
There was no answer, just some strained footsteps that I didn’t care much about. I shrugged and focused on my DS game. I knew my DS time was limited, so I wanted to...

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Total drama Abnormale! Eposode 1!

posted by 123Jordan

Chris: Ok This season, We are ganna go beound normale. Farter then the eye can see.Things most people make up. Things wewe might see in fairy tail books. things... well things like what wewe will c in this season of toal drama! In total drama abnormale!!
*theme song*
Chris: this season we will go through losts of test to see how the campers will do if they go to the real world to see the people!I bet u they will not make it!
Luna:Ummmmmmmm....... Human..... we are right here! WE can here ur tiny human mought!
Brittany: Oh like ur's is any bigger!
Luna: what was that insalt?
Brittany: Why did wewe bring...

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What's a CIT-in-training when it's melted to dust? Coal dust?

posted by Mp4girl

Do NOT read this if wewe upendo Courtney. Don't. If wewe do, wewe have NO RIGHT to complain in the comments, because wewe were warned.

**Yuri's POV, Total Drama Island

Pshhhhh. Do wewe think I actually care? Ha. Okay, so maybe Courtney had totally threatented my relationship with my Duncan, and maybe she never misses a chance to play a joke on me au get me in trouble, au kura for me in the marshmallow ceremony? Really. I didn't care.

I cared at first, but that was before. But one day, it changed everything. She... had... broke up with Duncan... on my behalf. I didn't know how it happened at first, how...

Prolouge

posted by potterandtdi

I sit there staring at Brianna, breathing slowly on the hospital bed. Her moyo rate slowing.
Beep........Beep...........Beep.......
I put a kinyesi inayofuata to her kitanda and held her hand, whispering, "You can't go. Not now..." I rubbed my thumb along her hand. "Duncan, god has called me. I have to go." I started to cry. "Why now? Why not later in your life?" I tried to onyesha her I was tough. "Duncan, wewe can't stop me. I need to go. wewe know that." I knew it, but I couldn't bring myself to say it. "I upendo wewe Duncan. When it's your time to go, we'll be united again. Goodbye. I upendo you." Her moyo rate slowed.
Beep...Beep...Beep...BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeepppppppppppppppppppppp... I couldn't hold my tears in any longer. I cried. She was gone...forever. I walked out of the hospital, looking up at the sky, hoping she was there, watching me.

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TOTAL DRAMA SOLITARY ep 1 the first loser

posted by dxarmy423

Val: welcome to total drama solitary

Val: where 10 guests will be pushed to there mental and physical breaking points

Val: this is solitary

*camera flashes into each persons cell and shows all of them in there pods*

Val: welcome to solitary

Everybody: thank you

Val: well lets get started

Val: remember wewe know there names but they dont

#1- Ashley: Owns a skateboard shop

#2- Kaitlan: Life guard

#3- Antonia: Actress

#4- Andrea: Works at walmart

#5- Rebekah: ipod fan

#6- Phil: Cashier

#7- CJ: Sweeney Todd Fanatic

#8- Callie: World record agent

#9- Jane: Clean freak

#10- Sumer: Scared of spiders

Val: so what do...

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Total Drama Jobs! Eposode 2 Part 1

posted by JORDW

Duncan: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

D.J: Duncan! What is it?
Duncan: I just got a letter.
Mike: Did I get some?
Duncan: Yeah, here wewe go!
Mike: Thanks!
D.J: Duncan! What is it?
Duncan: It's from my Brouther!
Courtney: We never alisema anything about a brouther.
Duncan: Well, I never wan't to talk about him.
Dawn: What do wewe hate about?
Duncan: His my twin brouther!
All: What?!?!
Duncan: Yeah he is my twin brouther.
Dawn: Dose he have a girlfriend?
Duncan: No!
Dawn: What I'm desperate.
Noah: I'll go out with you!
Dawn: No!!!!!!!!!!
Noah: Man!
Bridgette: Duncan it will be okay!
Duncan: No It won't!
Courtney: Sure it will!
Heather: Well, I don't care about it so.... Buy!
Bridgette: Heather stay!
Haether: Fine!
Courtney: Duncan: Why don't wewe ask Chris for the siku off?
Duncan: Yeah! I'll be right back! Buy!
Coutney: Do wewe think Chris will say yes?
Dawn: No!

Total drama affter TDA! Owen!

posted by JORDW

Owen's mom: Owen your back!
Owen: Hi mom!
Owen's mom: I mad wewe tukey!
Owen: Mom, I'm staring to eat heathy now!
Owen's mom: (Gasp) Owen!
Owen: I'm sereus mom!
Owen's mom: (cry)
Owen's dad: What is it?
Owen's mom: Owen is eating helthy!
Owen's dad: What?!?! Owen your grounded!
Owen: What?!?!
Owen's dad: No but's! To your room!
Owen: I hate wewe dad!
Owen's mom: Do wewe think that was nessasery?
Owen's dad: He can't eat healthy, he's Owen.
Owen mom: Well maybe we could do the same.
Owen's dad: What?!?!

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YuriexDuncan; Chapter 1

posted by Mp4girl

Sonicluver101 drew DuncanxYurie! Thanks! Image credit goes to her ^^

***Kiyurie

I pushed open my apartment door, still sobbing breathlessly. Tears still drop from my eyes as I pressed "6" in the elevator and slowly elevated up to my apartment.
My life was over. My boyfriend, Ryan, had rejected me, he had dumped me. How could he?
I needed Gwen to come over. I reached for the phone, my slim black cell phone, and punched in Gwen's number.
At least, I thought it was Gwen's. I didn't care. Someone answered. I was still crying so I said, "Gwen, come over, please. I need you."
I hung up, because I couldn't stop crying.
Five dakika later, I heard the elevator come up....

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MY NEW FANFIC!

posted by rose35

Today as hours passed me kwa i looked out the window on a windy rainy day.
*knocking on the window*
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!
I opened the window to see Owen, Izzy, Katie, Sadie, Eva, DJ, Geoff, and someone I wasn't sure I met before. he looked kind of creepy; he had a green mowhawk, a skull on his shirt, and he had a lot of peircings. It seemed as if he was kind of drear.
Owen: so kate are wewe up for the movies?
Kaitlan: but it's raining. i really don't feel like smeeling Owen fart all day. today. And kwa the exacly why are wewe at my window?
DJ: We wanted to ask wewe if wewe wanteed to play football.
Kaitlan:...

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Broken When I'm Lonesome part 4: Frenemies and Wanyonya damu

posted by 7thGradeGenius

YAY SMILEY!!!

Courtney's POV: I stood there, completely dumbfounded, mouth agape, at how my best friend in the world, just dissed me.

"Sorry I didn't tell you..." Was all she said.

"Aw, is Princess sad?" Duncan pursed his lips in a pout to irk me. It worked, and instead of letting it go like I normally would, I stepped and kicked as hard as I could, sending Duncan to the ground with a loud groan.

"Now shut up." I alisema and turned to Tiannah. "Um, can wewe leave for a few hours? We really need to start this project."

"Hm?" Tiannah was playing with her long dyed hair, and she finally looked up. "Oh, sure." She smiled...

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Total Drama Fanpop! Episode 1 Elimination

posted by TdiFan4Everz

Chris: “All Of wewe Have Casted Your Votes. salama From Eliminated Today Is:

Miranda, Tyler, Gwen & Cody. Also…………

Kaitlan, Raynie, Geoff & Theresa. Were Down To Final 4. The Lucky Contestants Are:

Chrissy & Noah!”
Dylan: “Oh No….”
Courtney: *Winks*
Chris: “And The Final Marshmellow Goes To……..

Dylan!”
Courtney And Dylan: “What?”
Theresa: *Whispers* “That What wewe Get For Messing With Dylan.”
Courtney: “Who The Heck Voted For Me?”
Chris: “Can’t Tell.” *Drags Courtney To Loser Boat*

Chris: “Well Courtney Got Eliminated. Who Will Get Voted Off inayofuata On The All-Thrilling Episode Of Total Drama Fanpop!”

Updated Cast!

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"Total Drama Action" Finale {starring Yurie}

posted by Mp4girl

Episode 25: “Mutiny on the Soundstage” AKA “The Finale”

(Yurie’s POV)

I tossed and turned in my sleep as one thing drifted back and forth in my mind...
Duncan. I closed my eyes and tried to sleep for the one-millionth time, and I told myself in my head:
“Don’t think about him. It’s his fault. He voted wewe off,” my mean voice sneered.
“But, why?” My caring voice replied. “Yurie... wewe still upendo him. wewe know that. Though...”
“No,” my mean voice snapped. “If he acts like this, let him... he deserves it.”
That’s when I finally fell into a restless sleep, tears streaming...

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First kiss with...Duncan!?! pt.2

posted by Duncan-superfan

Lisa sneaks back to her house and quietly goes to her room..

Lisa:*leans on her ukuta and sighs* That was so...*touches her lips* Amazing....*she changes into her pj's and goes to sleep with a smile on her face*

Next Morning Lisa wakes up and sees Duncan outside her window..

Lisa:D-Duncan?! *goes to the window and opens it* What are wewe do....
Duncan:*kisses her softly for a moment* Hi Lisa..
Lisa:*blushes and bites her lip* Hello...
Duncan:*climbs in* I was wondering if wewe wanted to go get breakfast with me?
Lisa:Sure!
Duncan:*Sees that Lisa is only wearing a large shati as PJ's* Umm comfertable Lisa?...

dxb part 3:byebye! (or is it?) BROWNIES!

posted by Fangirl99

brookes POV

thats when it happened, i tihnk, one of the best nights of my life,i tihnk.
okay,i was thinking."smooth criminal,bad boy,womazier." thats what he is.excactly.
then,he um,what he do?oh yeah he..
TO BE CONTINUED! LOL JK!
he put his face close ot mine.
"ah!"
"what?'
"nothing,that was just freaky,though."
"oh,so what dso wewe want?'
"um,would you...go....out..with,me?"
then. it was silent.
"um,can i answer tihs questin in action?"
"um,k"
thats when it REALLY happened.
then,quickly,the song came to my head.
womanizer.
"okay,well,do sometihng!" i said.
"come closer" he said.
"um,ok,ay" i siad, nervouse as all hell.
"is this hell au heaven?"i tohught.
then,he looked at me with the devilish smile of his.
"what?" i alisema sorta chuckling.
theni thought,:do wewe know how many womanizer tributes theyve made of you? oh no." then,i gulped.
"oh,boy" i said.
TO BE CONTINUED!

how do wewe feel? the story of the peeps who were voted off on TDA

posted by Fangirl99

izzy POV
well, yeah, it was harsh i was voted off, i dont think they realized my made uigizaji skiils. cause, they all thoughr i ws crazy! HAHA! and im really 200 years old coause ive been cremated a whole bunch of times! hehe. and, owen is so sweet it was great to spend time with ihm. and i got to go back again. well, i wish i didnt blow the war movie challenge. and uhhhh, oh yeah. if they tought i was crzy, they should of seen trent! dudes a wack job.
trents POV
well, i didnt want to win anyways cause i wanted gwen to win. but, they are all right, i was crazy, i was upendo struck, i thought i was...