Dom: Welcome back, we are just moments away from hearing the campers’ impersonation on Scene Dom from Romano and Julietta (Dom's version of Romeo and Juliet). Okay, so here is how it will work, wewe will all at once say the lines, and if wewe mess up, then wewe will be taken out, well wewe and your partner will be. Are wewe ready?
Sammy: Um, this hardly seems fair…
Matt: Do wewe think we care?
Sammy: Well, no, not really but-
Dom: (silencing noises) don’t care. Ok, begin.
All boys: Julietta, wewe are the shining nyota from the sky and wewe are-
Owen: (instead of wewe are he says) and wewe aren’t-
Matt: (throws balloon full of zabibu soda at Owen) you’re out, and wewe as well Kayla.
Owen: Aw, sorry Kayla.
Kayla: Ugh!! Owen!! (Sits down)
Dom: Continue.
All boys remaining: The bomb and wewe shall-
Justin: (instead of saying wewe shall he says) wewe shalln’t
Matt: (throws balloon) OUT!!!
Hannah: Damn it!!
Penny: Wait, before wewe say anything else, wewe didn’t pair me with anyone.
Dom: Matt!! Ugh, well wewe are salama from humiliation but wewe are still up for getting voted off.
Penny: (silence) Mmk fair enough. (Sits down)
Matt: Let’s just skip to where the girls start talking. Action!!
All girls: Oh Romano, where art the sun? I need-
Izzy: (instead of saying I need she said) I needeth
Matt: You’re out!! (Throws balloon at Izzy)
Izzy: (laughs) sorry Jake.
Jake: It’s alright. (Thinking: they won’t vote me off anyway, if anything it will be you)
Zelda: hujambo wewe forgot to put me with someone!!
Dom: Oy!! Shut up and sit down!!
Zelda: O-oh k-Kay.
Dom: Continue!!
All girls remaining: Warmth, to heat my moyo of gold-
Bloody Mary: (instead of moyo of dhahabu she says) moyo of mold.
Matt: Out!! (Throws balloon at Bloody Mary)
Bloody Mary: wewe DARE THROW A zabibu SODA FILLED BALLOON AT ME?!?!?! (Strangles Matt)
Dom: (Stands up)
Mexican Jesus: SIT THE FUCK DOWN!!!! (Tackles Dom)

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPPP… Please excuse the technical difficulties, while we wait for them to get out of the hospital please feel free to take a wiz, au get some food, BLINK, FOCUS, au anything else wewe might need to do… ♫ Elevator muziki ♫


Matt: We are back and the remaining players are Alejandro & Sammy, Duncan & Rochelle, and Dylan & Brittany. ACTION!!!!
Girls: Oh Romano, I needeth a kiss to last forever.
Boys: Alright!! (Lean in for kiss)
Duncan: I’m not going to kiss Rochelle.
Rochelle: Why not?
Duncan: Because wewe are annoying and whiny!
Rochelle: (Starts to cry)
Dylan: HEY!!! Don’t wewe talk to my girlfriend like that!
Duncan: I’m not scared of you.
Dylan: (Tackles Duncan) Take it back au I will break your arm!!
Duncan: N-Nev- alright I’m sorry Rochelle!!
Dylan: (Gets off of Duncan) wewe better never talk to her like that again. Because if wewe do, it won’t be pretty.
Duncan: Whatever.
Dom: Alright, kwa default, Alejandro and Sammy win… (At elimination ceremony) Okay, I’m going to vote off two people, and those two people are Duncan and Gwen.
Gwen: I haven’t even done anything besides keep your-
Matt: (Eyes wide) wewe saw that?
Gwen: Yes, I did, everyone Matt and-
Dom: Quick!! (Throws Gwen and Duncan into a bag, then throws them into the wilderness) Until inayofuata time!!!


Afterwards back at camp
Rochelle: (Approaches Dylan) hujambo thanks for that thing that wewe did for me.
Dylan: I wasn’t going to allow him to do that to you. I can’t stand to see wewe cry. Because wewe mean the world to me.
Rochelle: It doesn’t feel like it.
Dylan: Will this prove it? (Kisses)
Rochelle: Yes!! (Starts to rain)
Dylan: We should get inside.
Rochelle: Nope. (Kissing Dylan)