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posted by Wendy99

Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give zaidi than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving zaidi than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants wewe to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help wewe answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13...

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9 Things Guys should say to gurls 2 make them feel special.

posted by ilovezuko23

1. You're beautiful.- girls think when wewe say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.

2. wewe look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.

3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and wewe never get tired of being with us.

4. I upendo wewe and only you.-Well, wewe guys get the picture.

5. I will be with wewe forever.

6. wewe have no flaws.

7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.

8. wewe shine brighter than the sun.

9. There is no reason for wewe to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.

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How to get kicked out of the DMV

posted by ilovezuko23

7 Things to do when wewe want to get kicked out of the DMV. kwa Misery.

Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy inayofuata to you.

Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over kwa a Reindeer.'

Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people inayofuata to wewe look at wewe funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.

Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.

Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down inayofuata to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.

Start quoting your inayopendelewa onyesha the security guard.

Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big onyesha number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.

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In-Indie - Hollow Knight

posted by Windwakerguy430

Hello everyone and welcome to the inayofuata half of In-Indie. I was able to binge a whole lot of new indie titles to get this out and boy, do we got some greats and some… not so much. But we’re here to talk about not just a great, but one of the best. A game that many online are calling the Dark Souls of the indie scene…. Wait, that’s not rig- Hollow Knight, everybody.

So yeah, this is a game that many would compare to Dark Souls and I would as well, but not for the reasons a subhuman, like, a video game journalist, would call this a Dark Souls game. Yes, the difficulty is there, which...

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Booty Song Masterpost; A orodha Of Songs About Butts

posted by zanhar1

Are wewe bored? Do wewe have the humor of a 10 mwaka old boy? Do wewe like muziki that doesn't have a real point? Do wewe like muziki that will make your grandma look at wewe with disappointment in her eyes!? If wewe answered yes to any of these maswali then here is a orodha for you. Swigity Swoogity here comes muziki about that booty!

Black Eye'd Peas - My Hump
Big Sean - Dance
Jason Derulo - Wiggle
Dev - Booty Bounce
Bubba Sparxxx - Mrs New Booty
I Can't Wait For The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty)
Under The Booty (Disney/Mrs New Booty Mashup)
John moyo - Who Booty
Ugly God - Booty From A Distance
Ugly God -...

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juu ten most disturbing things I know about..

posted by Canada24

#10: TRIXIE'S FUNHOUSE:
This is at the bottom of my list, because its not nearly as bad as people say it is.
By this point, I am use to hearing stories about rape.
I review bad Alpha and Omega stories.
And the stories involved have everything from incest to turning cute characters into out of control sluts. MLP fairs no better sadly.
And I usually know what I'm getting myself into.
Truth is, Trixie is kinda attractive for pony, and the pervert side of me would probably 'let' her do such things to me.
But, we can't ALL be freaks like me, so. I guess I would recommend NOT kusoma this story, ever!...

Borgeous-Wildfire (lyrics)

posted by Precious7732

(Music starts)
wewe and I found upendo in the dark,We made up wildfire from the start
My demons wash it away like prints in the sand
And I wish I could turn back the time just to feel wewe again
'Cause I would burn a thousand miles,To be with you
my wildire... (fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire)
My wildfire...
(Music starts) (wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild)
(oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh)
wewe got me,free falling through the sky
wewe take me,to a different kind of high
My demons wash it away like prints in the sand
And I wish I could turn back the time just to feel wewe again
'Cause I would burn a thousand miles,To be with wewe my wildfire...(fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire,fire)
My wildfire...
(Music starts) (wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiild)
(oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh,oh oh oh ohhhhh)
(Music starts to end)

bila mpangilio Facts❤ ❥

posted by GDragon612

If wewe have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, wewe have $1.19. wewe also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

President Kennedy was the fastest bila mpangilio speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word...

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Dramatic Song Lyrics

posted by -SkySplitter-

Dramatic Song: kwa Toby Turner (A.K.A Tobuscus)

This song sounds dramatic
But I'm bad at uandishi words
If wewe don't speak English
This probably sounds pretty good.

You'd probably think I'm singing
'Bout some pretty serious stuff
But in reality I'm imba about
The lack of stuff I'm imba 'bout

This part's intense, and emotional!
As long as wewe don't understand it.
Your foreign grandma would upendo this song
Please send it to her and she'll probably

Tell her foreign Marafiki about the song
Her grandson au daughter sent her today.
This song might hit the charts in her country
If parts sounded like Cold Play.

If...

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futa wewe ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

It’s not time to give this one zaidi try, I don’t think so
Last night wewe alisema wewe want a last lie
I can’t let wewe wreck my plans
I’m planning to let wewe go
Oh, only one thing is true, only one thing to do
Time to futa you

Burning up all your pictures
Tearing up all your letters
Ripping up all your sweaters
This is, this is
For the better

Slashing up all your tires
Smashing up all your flowers
Grabbing back all my power
‘Cause one mess says I don’t need you
Delete you
Oh, (Oh) futa you
Whoa oh (Oh)

It’s not time to say how much wewe care, I don’t think so
I don’t want you, I want wewe not there...

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Meme Image

posted by -Yusha-

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Brotherly Love-Prologue

posted by moolah

Brotherly Love
By: moolah
Prologue

Growing up with 4 brothers can be hectic. Even though Jesse, my twin brother was born 2 hours before me, he made sure I knew that I was the youngest. My oldest brother, Aaron was protective over me, as well as my 2nd oldest brother Martin was.
I’m Emberlynn. Just the youngest child of Bernice and Amanda List. Our family lived in the good neighborhood. We always had food, and money. When I was in middle school my Marafiki would always come over to spy on my twin brother, Jesse. They thought he was cute. We shared...

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Calliope Channel episode 4

posted by invadercalliope

CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEEL!
HIA EVERYONE WELCOME TO CALLIOPE CHANNEL!
I'M YOUR HOST INVADER CALLIOPE!
ITS NICE TO SEE wewe AGAIN!
I WILL BE GIVING wewe 120 PERCENT!
TODAYS SPECAIL GUEST nyota IS....
Dib:DIIIB!
Invader Calliope:HEY!
Dib:What?
Invader Calliope: DON'T wewe EVER CUT ME OFF AGAIN!
Dib:I'M SORRY!
Invader Calliope:THIS IS'NT KIDS PLAY! SO wewe BETTER HANDLE YOUR SELF au I WILL MAKE SURE YOUR OFF INVADER ZIM!
Dib:I'm sorry! I'm really very sorry!
Invader Calliope:Ok because Dib was so horrible I will end the onyesha earlyer!Bye!
The End

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SCIENCE SKILLS!!!

posted by fencingrocks

In my school, we have this dumb period called skills. It is last period, and we switch teachers every day. What we do in skills totally depends on the teacher we have.

Anyways, I was in science skills. My teacher was making us plot the track of Hurricane Katrina. He is oddly obsessed with hurricanes and no one knows why.

He put me at a science meza, jedwali in the back of the room, with this girl named Abigail.

Abigail and I had talked before, but we weren’t really that close.

I gathered my hurricane plotting materials, and placed them down on the black science table.

Once class started, Abigail and I...

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Teddy kubeba

posted by 7things

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IT 2017 review... (Spoilers)

posted by Canada24

So yeah.. I finally saw this movie. Obviously I'm pretty late to the party. This movie had already passed it's time of being talked about., But I never saw it in theatres. I make a habbit of avoiding horrors in theatres.. Knowing every 5 dakika the speakers would blast aggressively in my ears and give me a moyo attack.

It wasn't until today that I PVR'd it the night before (in HD of coarse) and I finally got to watch it.. In it's entireity..

I was so afriad that all the hype of this movie. My brother, Windwaker430, and most of the internet would mean when I finally see it. It won't be too...

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60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

posted by CullenProperty

60 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1) For all we talk about how hot guys are. We mostly care about there personality. Though a hot body is a plus

2) We are just as shy as wewe are about relationships

3) Many of us don't let wewe see us cry, unless we want wewe to comfort us

4) We like dropping small flirts, to see if wewe are interested. But we will later deny it au make it into a joke

5) Most of us prefer to be call beautiful than hot au sexy. But not all of us

6) We only wear mini skirts, tank tops and skimpy cloths for wewe (unless it's REALLY REALLY hot outside). So if wewe don't like what we wear...

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juu 10 Dumb Blonde Jokes (No ofense to any blondes)

posted by frosti529

found this on the web:

10 Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!

9 The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces au twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

8 A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,

"Where did wewe get that?"

The pig replied,

"I won her in a raffle!"

7 A person went into the office jikoni one morning and found a new blonde girl painting...

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44 Ways to Make a Girl Happy- Guys point of View

posted by milorox18

44 Ways to Make a Girl Happy

Ladies, this will make wewe tear up :)
 Fellas, read all of it:)

1-Touch her waist. 
2-Talk to her. 
3-Share secrets. 
4-Give her your jacket.
 5-Kiss her slowly.

Are wewe remembering this?

6-Hug her. 
7-Hold her. 
8-Laugh with her. 
9-Invite her somewhere. 
10-Let her be with wewe when you're with your friends.

Keep reading...

11-Smile with her. 
12-Take pics with her. 
13-Pull her onto your lap. 
14-When she says she loves wewe more, deny it. fight back. 
15-When her Marafiki say i upendo her zaidi than you, deny it; fight back and hug her tight so she can't get...

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24 ways on how to be a girl pervert

posted by I-Luv-L

I'm a girl pervert!I say guys are crazy cuz they think I touch their butts!I blame it on their hormones even though I touched their butts alot!

1.Be a real pervert

2.You don't have to look like one but just act like one

3.Always when you're walking behind a guy always look at their butt!And say"say veiw" then touch it nice and gently! :)

4.They look back and ask wewe say'what?no way especially not your flat ass!!!!"when they turn around find another butt to look at!

5.Look at their muscles when they're wearing shati sleeve shirts and they're doing heavy lifting

6.Take pictures as well

7.Always comment...