Harry Potter dhidi ya Twilight Article: HP powns!!!

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posted by jointhehunt

I saw hp in the title and i had to join!!! HP is genius!!! Hats off the J.K. Rowling for inventing the box office sensation!! Twilight has many faults, but I will save wewe the time and only state one: Wanyonya damu are supposed to disinirate when in sunlight, but insead they shimmer like fairy prinssess. I have nothing out for twilight, I just think zaidi effert into the story line would have hellped my liking of the twilight series. No effense intended, but thought intended.

Nevwer the less,
jointhehunt

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cassie-1-2-3 Dracula didn't incinerat in the sun, just saying. Vampires aren't really "supposed" to do anything, except for maybe drink blood. Not even all of them do that. Welcome.

fredsblackdalia They sparkle like toothpaste.I bet their blood is minty.

cassie-1-2-3 If they had blood...

KateKicksAss Look, Vampires not sparkling is an OPINION, not a fact. Vampires don't exist, so you can't say for certain whether they sparkle or not! Don't call that a valid "reason" or any kind. And I've never heard of ANY vampires "disinirating" in the sun.....

SEEKER6 @fredsblackdalia: U COMPLETELY just made my day with that comment! hahahahahahaahahaha x3

SEEKER6 Well, technically, wouldn't Renesmee(sp?) have blood? And she's a vampire...

cassie-1-2-3 Renesmee is a dampir

SEEKER6 Oh, yay! did i spell it right? wow. Ok, so, anyway... a dampir?

cassie-1-2-3 Lol, yes, you spelled it right. A dampire is a half human/half vampire hybrid. They're different from vampires, but I guess still vampires.

zanhar1 It kind of just seems to me you came here wanting to say only one thing you believed was a fault and decided to cover it up with the whole I could go on but... statement. And you spelt pwned wrong. But I could be wrong.

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UNIVERSAL WARNING -- PLEASE READ

posted by malloy

For reasons as of yet unknown, fanpop seems to have something against the website b l o g s p o t . c o m -- posting viungo from this site will cause wewe to get temporarily suspended.
We first noticed this when I tried to link a blog from that site with my 'main' account, lucius_malloy, and got temporarily suspended. Later this happened with a total of five other accounts: luciusmalloy (my first back-up account), harrypotterbest, Accio_Pandorica, lumiss and Gemonkus.
We have contacted fanpop about this issue and are hoping for a reply soon, but in the mean time, we are warning wewe against posting...

maswali for Twi+HP mashabiki (Too long for "Answers")

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Who's your inayopendelewa character from both series?Why?
Favorite scene from each book in both series? Why?
Favorite book from each series? Why?
What would wewe change in each book? Why?
What did wewe like in each book? Why?
What are the morals wewe learned in each series?
What were the happiest/saddest/scariest/funniest moments in each series?

*WARNING: Long+Spoilers*

My inayopendelewa character in Twilight would have to be Angelea. She's very smart and
kind and she doesn't judge anyone. Even if she may not agree with her friends,
she's still always there for them.
My inayopendelewa character in HP would have to...

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Rita Skeeter Interviews Bellatrix Lestrange

posted by KateKicksAss

Me, Myself, and I

By Rita Skeeter

Exclusive interview with notorious Death Eater Bellatrix Lestrange

Here I am, sitting in the private dungeon of the notorious Bellatrix Lestrange, most feared follower of the Dark Lord, and having a completely normal interview. Read on to see if there’s zaidi to Bellatrix than just madness and a nasty reputation!

RS: Hello!

BL: *growls*

RS: Do wewe mind if I use a quick-quotes quill?

BL: What’s that?

*fingers wand handle threateningly*

RS: Oh, nothing, erm, moving on…Can I call wewe Bella?

BL: No.

RS: How would wewe describe your relationship with the man known as...

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20 reasons why I hate Twilight

posted by HaleyDewit

1.A lot of trees have been sacrificed for Twishit
2.It's deathly boring
3.Sparkling vampires?Really?
4.Edward is a pedophile and a stalker.To every girl who thinks Edward's the perfect boyfriend: a guy who watches wewe when wewe sleep,is not romantic,but creepy.
5.There are a lot of plotholes
6.Bella has as much personality as the spoon I'm looking at right now.
7.Quotations like 'liquid topaz eyes' (since when are eyes liquid???)and 'it's an optional choice'(Where does Smeyer live,because it's obvious they don't have a dictionary there)
8.Bella is the stereotype of the woman before feminism.She's completely...

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