Harry Potter dhidi ya Twilight Article: HP powns!!!

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posted by jointhehunt

I saw hp in the title and i had to join!!! HP is genius!!! Hats off the J.K. Rowling for inventing the box office sensation!! Twilight has many faults, but I will save wewe the time and only state one: Wanyonya damu are supposed to disinirate when in sunlight, but insead they shimmer like fairy prinssess. I have nothing out for twilight, I just think zaidi effert into the story line would have hellped my liking of the twilight series. No effense intended, but thought intended.

Nevwer the less,
jointhehunt

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cassie-1-2-3 Dracula didn't incinerat in the sun, just saying. Vampires aren't really "supposed" to do anything, except for maybe drink blood. Not even all of them do that. Welcome.

fredsblackdalia They sparkle like toothpaste.I bet their blood is minty.

cassie-1-2-3 If they had blood...

KateKicksAss Look, Vampires not sparkling is an OPINION, not a fact. Vampires don't exist, so you can't say for certain whether they sparkle or not! Don't call that a valid "reason" or any kind. And I've never heard of ANY vampires "disinirating" in the sun.....

SEEKER6 @fredsblackdalia: U COMPLETELY just made my day with that comment! hahahahahahaahahaha x3

SEEKER6 Well, technically, wouldn't Renesmee(sp?) have blood? And she's a vampire...

cassie-1-2-3 Renesmee is a dampir

SEEKER6 Oh, yay! did i spell it right? wow. Ok, so, anyway... a dampir?

cassie-1-2-3 Lol, yes, you spelled it right. A dampire is a half human/half vampire hybrid. They're different from vampires, but I guess still vampires.

zanhar1 It kind of just seems to me you came here wanting to say only one thing you believed was a fault and decided to cover it up with the whole I could go on but... statement. And you spelt pwned wrong. But I could be wrong.

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11 Comebacks to use when Voldemort says he's going to kill wewe

posted by KateKicksAss

Credit: mugglenet.com
I didn't write this, I just thought it was really funny.

1. "What did I ever do to y..oh, nevermind."

2. "Oh, ha ha, wewe got me!! Am I on Punk'd? Where's the camera guy, huh? Where!?"

3. "Wow, you're even dumber than wewe look, and that's saying something. What kind of idiot tells their victim what they're about to do?! I'm ready for wewe now!!" *Prepare yourself kwa getting into various Matrix positions, beckon him with one finger*

4. "And she's all 'F.Y.I., he's so into me and not you.' and I'm all 'Yeah, right, whatever.' Oh, I'm sorry! Did wewe say something?"

5. "Why do you...

reasons why twilight is better the harry potter

posted by luv_warriorcatz

1. Twilight has zaidi deph to their plot
2. The harry potter characters are mary-sues
3. The harry potteR characters are sparkly wizards
4. The characters in twilight matured while harry potter characters didnt
5. twilight has a theme park based on them
6. smeyer created a world while j k rowling created a book
7. twilight is aimed for people of all ages while harry potter is aimed for teenage girls
8. The war in harry potter was anti-climatic
9. twilight is about upendo and friendship while harry potter focuses on how to get a boyfriend
10. even daniel radcliffe says that he didnt like the character he...

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Bella vs Ginny.

posted by bessmarvin1

Ginny vs Bella

I know that many of wewe like Bella and many of wewe hate her.But I upendo Ginny zaidi than her.In fact I hate Bella.She's such a Mary-Sue.

MY REASONS WHY BELLA SUCKS,COMPARED WITH GINNY.

Bella made us all realize that we cannot live if we do not have a man in our life.
Ginny made us realize that wewe don't need a man in your life to live.

Bella was broken down when Edward left her.
Ginny fought for her family and Marafiki when Harry left her.

Bella always hurdles behind Edward when she had to face danger.
Ginny was nearly killed,but she did not back down.

Bella married just after she graduated out of school...

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How Edward got Bella pregnant. (DRAFT)

posted by youknowit101

This is just a draft. We've been working on it, but we want to see how wewe guys react to it so far. We both plan to explain each point further, but we want to know what else wewe guys want to see addressed.

Youknowit101/Cassie-1-2-3 collaboration.

I asked a swali a bit zamani asking what bothers wewe about Bella’s pregnancy. We got some very interesting answers, thank you. We are now here to respond to the points made.
(I’m going to be using words like penis and orgasm, so if wewe haven’t had a certain talk with your parents yet, wewe probably shouldn’t read this)

First, we’ll address te...

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My sincere apologies to youknowit101 and my opinions on this entire bloody debacle

posted by Quaila

Alright, so here I am again in the makala section. And with the strangest topic yet.

I'm extending an apology to youknowit101 for my numerous mild to severe transgressions of civility against him. I am also apologising for losing my temper yesterday and to be honest, I don't think the evening of December 12th 2010 on the Harry Potter vs. Twilight spot was very enjoyable.

Now, I am going to analyse this bloody debacle from start to current, and give wewe my opinions afterwards.
I first encountered cassie-1-2-3 when someone worshipping the Holy Potatoe as a running gag told me she had levied "blasphemy"...

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juu 5 Reasons wewe Should HATE Twilight!

posted by Ms_Mea

This makala isn't mine, this is just an makala I found on cracked.com (one of the best sites ever!). I agree with most of it, and on that note remember this is opion based, not fact. This is...*drumroll* if wewe don't hate Twilight already, why wewe SHOULD hate Twilight!

Click here to check out the article:
link

Enjoy, and no getting pissy (that's right I'm talking to wewe Twilight shabiki girls) if you're going to post, DON'T POST unless wewe write something I can understand. For example, THIS is something I can't understand:
omg liek edward iz liek sooo hawt an like sexxii an liek OMG umminess an u hateur iz liek tttly stoopid an homo an--
It's hurts too much to even finish the example! Anyway, again no haters and enjoy!

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Harry Potter Vs. Twilight. Why compare?

posted by LoveforSeverus

"Why compare Harry Potter and Twilight? Why would wewe compare such different things?" are two maswali this spot has come across often. And to be honest, it irritates the living crap out of me when people ask this.
The media plays a role in things and this debate is no different. On the cover of Breaking Dawn there is a quote from USA Today saying "Move over Harry Potter".(Newsflash, we're not going anywhere) Now, don't tell me that doesn't anger you/ wewe wouldn't feel angry if wewe were a Harry Potter fan. "Stephanie Meyer is the new J.K.Rowling." It really pisses me off when people say this...

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How I Have Become a Twilight Hater

posted by ilovereading

Like a lot of other Antis, I was at first a Twilight fan.

I got into kusoma when I was 8 years old. First real book I have read was Harry Potter. Since than, I have read loads of fiction - romance, science fiction, fantasy, historical novels...
I liked some of them and disleked others. With years, I learnd to tell why and found my vipendwa - ndoto novels.

My friend heard of upcoming Twilight movie, so she decided to read it. She recomended the book to me, so I said: "Heck, why not, it sounds interesing." I borrowed it from school maktaba and read it. I admit, I thought it was great, and I...

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What's Wrong With Twilight Part 1: New Moon Review

posted by LilysLittleTwin

New Moon Review

“…she [Stephanie Meyer] can’t write worth a darn. She’s not very good…” ~ Stephen King

And frankly, I agree. Stephanie Meyer, mwandishi of the Twilight series, has gotten her share of criticism, but also many undeserved raving fans. I’m going to take a closer look at her sekunde book in this series, New Moon.
New Moon Is quite possibly the just all-around worst book in the series, and I will tell wewe why.

One, Edward leaves Bella, and she turns into a zombie-like wreck. She abandons all of her friends, instead focusing what little personality she has on hatred for Edward...

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i can't.. i.. i just CAN'T!!! it's 2 hard! HELP ME HP FANS!!!!

posted by 555YJ

ok pple tell me REALLY what u think
i'm a MAJOR harry potter shabiki and i read all the booksmore than 5 times in english and in french and watched all the movies... i swear like zaidi than a HUNDRED times... exept one book ....
i was in upendo with HP 4 really long and the idea of it to end and the fact that Fred and zaidi characters that i upendo will die KILLED ME!!! i upendo sirius SOOOOOOO much.. and Fred 2 and when dumbledore and sirius died i was DEVISTADED!!! i couldn't stop crying for a mwezi for both of them!!!!
and when the last book was published i bought it in both languages the first siku (btw...

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Harry Potter and Twilight love? OMG!!

posted by KatiiCullen94

To a Twilight vampire!
Bonnie Wright, the British actress who plays Ginny Weasley in the Harry Potter films, is set to tie the knot with her actor beau Jamie Campbell Bower (Cauis from New Moon).

The 19-year-old was spotted inaonyesha off her "glittering engagement ring" to fellow guests at a Gucci party last night, according to reports.

As well as playing a vampire in New Moon, 21-year-old Jamie will co-star with Bonnie as the wizard Gellert Grindelwald in the final Harry Potter film, Harry Potter And The Deathly Hallows.

The couple met only a few months zamani and Bonnie recently gushed in an interview, "We just really clicked straight away. He's a great guy, and we just enjoy spending time together... He's really lovely. Everything is going great."

FOR A sekunde THERE I DIDDNT THINK IT WAS EVER POSSIBLE!

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Feeling Ill (Hermione+Snape) fanfiction part 3

posted by ImBooOK

SNAPES POV

"Severus, your not eating again...you know thats bad for you" Dumbledore alisema lifting his goblet. I sighed. Duh i know it is...that is why i was not eating. As people may know, my look matches my attitude...black, unemotional, and zaidi black. I nodded to the old man and looked away. Glancing to the one table, where the famous trio ate, i spotted the girl of the bunch lay her head down at the table. Not one bite was taken of her meal, and she held her stomach with a free hand. Potter patted her back and alisema some things to her, while the Weasly boy chewed on his chicken like it was...