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posted by _Laugh_
It was late, very late. In fact, it was actually three in the morning. Silver Tune was nyumbani alone, still watching Tv on the couch, which was in the living room. Although she was tired, she had promised her sister, Roxy Tune, that she´d wait for her to come nyumbani from her job. Silver Tune yawned, then heard a knock at the door. She heard keys jiggling. Her ears perked up. She rapidly turned off the Tv. She covered herself with a blanket, and snored, pretending to sleep.

Her sister, Roxy Tune entered the room. She was carrying a bag, and smelled like liquor. She rolled her eyes, knowing Silver Tune was faking to sleep. She raised an eyebrow and laughed.

Roxy Tune: Tunes. Get up. wewe ain't foolin' me. *sets bag on table* *turns around*. Silver Tune.
Silver Tune: *ignoring*
Roxy Tune: Fine. wewe leave me no choice. * trots to kitchen*

Roxy Tune filled a cup of water with cubes of ice. She smirked and walked to Silver Tune, still holding the glass. She uncovered her little sister and splashed ice cold water on her face. Silver Tune let out a scream and jumped. She wiped water off her face.

Silver Tune: What is wrong with you?!
Roxy Tune: Hey, I alisema wewe left me no choice.
Silver Tune: Ugh... Do wewe know what time is it?!
Roxy Tune: Yeah. Like, four in the morning au so.
Silver Tune: Uh-huh. And where were wewe the past eight hours?
Roxy Tune: In a club. Working.
Silver Tune: For eight hours?!?!
Roxy Tune: Yes. If wewe have forgotten, I work as a Dj. 24/7.
Silver Tune: And why the heck do wewe smell l-
Roxy Tune: Tunes, please. It's a club.
Silver Tune: Did wewe drink?!
Roxy Tune: Yeah. But just some. Like, five shots.
Silver Tune: Ugh. wewe make such a big deal out of your work.

It was true what Silver Tune had said. Her sister, Roxy Tune was a bit below Vinyl Scratch as best Dj of Ponyville and Canterlot. Roxy Tune changed her appearance very often. Such as to dye her mane, dye her coat, cut her mane, au getting new piercings on her ear. She would usually cut her mane as a stallion and dye it purple with black. Many songs that Roxy Tune would play in klabu actually belonged to her, the creator of those songs.

Silver Tune: This is like, the eighth time wewe arrive late from work.
Roxy Tune: Well, it's not easy being a Dj, ya know?
Silver Tune: -.- Uh, yeah it is. All wewe have to do is press bila mpangilio buttons on that keyboard. In fact, I can make a dubstep song right now.

Silver Tune galloped to her room. She returned holding a sweater that had a zipper. She pulled the zipper up and down, creating sounds that actually did sound like a dubstep song.
Roxy Tune glared at her little sister.

Roxy Tune: And what do wewe do, Silver Tune? Sing?
Silver Tune: Yeah, so? It's hard.
Roxy Tune: Yeah, I don't think so. Being a singer is the easier than being a Dj.
Silver Tune: wewe also need to create lyrics, to make a song.
Roxy Tune: So? All wewe do is sit and write.
Silver Tune: Being a singer is harder!
Roxy Tune: No, being a Dj is harder!
Silver Tune: Yeah, like if wewe could ever make a song.
Roxy Tune: Oh really?
Silver Tune: Yup. *smirks*

Roxy Tune: Tomorrow, I have to work at a club. Maybe wewe can be my substitute.
Silver Tune: Well, what a coincidence. I have a song due tomorrow night at a club too.
Roxy Tune: What's it called?
Silver Tune: The Blues.
Roxy Tune: How ironic. I guess I'm after wewe tomorrow, at the same club after presenting. *smirks*
Silver Tune: Can't wait.
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Coffee Creme was driving her train up Sherman Hill, and Mirage still had his engine pushing from behind.

Conductor: *Still drunk, and looks out the back of his caboose* Wait a minute. *Sees Mirage's engine* Why is that engine pushing the train?! It's supposed to be on the front of the train, not the back! *Walks out of caboose, and gets onto Mirage's engine*
Mirage: *Sees conductor* What is he doing on my engine?
Conductor: *Walks into cab* wewe sir are doing your job wrong!
Mirage: What are wewe talking about? I'm supposed to push this train up the hill, to help Coffee Creme.
Conductor: Don't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff got back to Ponyville after killing Princess Cadence, and Shining Armor. He was waiting at the juu of his army's HQ with Twilight. They were waiting for Dr. Robotnik to arrive.

Jeff: I'm looking mbele to ending this war.
Twilight: Me too man. Me too.
Jeff: When do we kill him?
Twilight: We? Let me do all the talking.

Song: link

Robotnik: *Enters room*
Twilight: *Shoots Jeff's horn off*
Jeff: Ah! *Falls on floor*
Twilight: *Looks at Robotnik* What do wewe want me to do Doctor?
Robotnik: wewe have forgotten your place Princess Twilight Sparkle, kwa having your own... Student. Instead of teaching...
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I was sitting in a room with Con, and his boss, P.

Sean: What can I help wewe with?
Con: Discord. Remember the prison your army put him in?
Sean: Yes. What happened?
P: He was being transferred to a different prison, but escaped.
Sean: Where is he?
Con: We're not entirely sure yet.

Meanwhile, in Mexico.

Discord: Wait here. This won't take long.
Italian Pony: Yes sir.
Discord: *Walks into Mexican military base*
Mexican gppony, pony 33: Halt!
Discord: Relax. I am unarmed. I request permission to speak to your boss.
Mexican gppony, pony 33: Very well. *Grabs walkie talkie* General, wewe have a visitor.
Mexican General:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Jeff was soon sitting inayofuata to the judge.

Judge: It appears that everypony is saying wewe were in Cheyenne when Gordon took charge on the siku February 20, 1954.
Jeff: Yes, I was there.
Judge: What did wewe think of Gordon's actions when he told wewe to take the rails apart, and fix them again?
Coffee Creme: Objection.
Hawkeye: wewe can't object to what the judge says!
Judge: Thank you. Now Jeff, if wewe will please answer my question.
Jeff: I was very surprised, and upset kwa what Gordon wanted me to do.
Judge: When wewe say surprised, do wewe mean like an angry kind of surprised, au just surprised?
Jeff:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After shoveling zaidi coal into the firebox, Hawkeye got the freight cars moving.

Hawkeye: Now this is zaidi like it. *sits back*
Red Rose: *Looking at train* You're going a little too fast.
Hawkeye: *gently applies brakes*
Worker: *Uncouples chemical car* Wait a minute. That chemical car is going too fast! *Chasing chemical car*
Red Rose: Attention, we have a out of control chemical car in the yard.
Hawkeye: *Stops train* Ugh. I hope this never happens again.
Worker: *Jumps on car* Ok, now to apply the brakes *Breaks brake* AAAHH!! *Goes to alternative brakes* This car must stop *Applying alternative...
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In Ponyville at the gppony, pony Alliance Headquarters.

Big Mac: Twilight Sparkle has been reported in the Griffon Kingdom. We have also found out that the enemy is building a space station called the Death Egg. We need two volunteers to lead one of the groups going into battle, and in which territory.
Rarity: I'll lead the attack on the Death Egg.
Big Mac: Anyone going with Rarity, please say so.
Pinkie Pie: I'm going.
Fluttershy: Me too.
Shredder: And me.
Big Mac: And now, do we have any volunteers for the attack in the Griffon Kingdom?
Sean: Me.
Big Mac: Anyone joining Sean's group may say so.
Bonbon:...
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