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posted by _Laugh_
It was late, very late. In fact, it was actually three in the morning. Silver Tune was nyumbani alone, still watching Tv on the couch, which was in the living room. Although she was tired, she had promised her sister, Roxy Tune, that she´d wait for her to come nyumbani from her job. Silver Tune yawned, then heard a knock at the door. She heard keys jiggling. Her ears perked up. She rapidly turned off the Tv. She covered herself with a blanket, and snored, pretending to sleep.

Her sister, Roxy Tune entered the room. She was carrying a bag, and smelled like liquor. She rolled her eyes, knowing Silver Tune was faking to sleep. She raised an eyebrow and laughed.

Roxy Tune: Tunes. Get up. wewe ain't foolin' me. *sets bag on table* *turns around*. Silver Tune.
Silver Tune: *ignoring*
Roxy Tune: Fine. wewe leave me no choice. * trots to kitchen*

Roxy Tune filled a cup of water with cubes of ice. She smirked and walked to Silver Tune, still holding the glass. She uncovered her little sister and splashed ice cold water on her face. Silver Tune let out a scream and jumped. She wiped water off her face.

Silver Tune: What is wrong with you?!
Roxy Tune: Hey, I alisema wewe left me no choice.
Silver Tune: Ugh... Do wewe know what time is it?!
Roxy Tune: Yeah. Like, four in the morning au so.
Silver Tune: Uh-huh. And where were wewe the past eight hours?
Roxy Tune: In a club. Working.
Silver Tune: For eight hours?!?!
Roxy Tune: Yes. If wewe have forgotten, I work as a Dj. 24/7.
Silver Tune: And why the heck do wewe smell l-
Roxy Tune: Tunes, please. It's a club.
Silver Tune: Did wewe drink?!
Roxy Tune: Yeah. But just some. Like, five shots.
Silver Tune: Ugh. wewe make such a big deal out of your work.

It was true what Silver Tune had said. Her sister, Roxy Tune was a bit below Vinyl Scratch as best Dj of Ponyville and Canterlot. Roxy Tune changed her appearance very often. Such as to dye her mane, dye her coat, cut her mane, au getting new piercings on her ear. She would usually cut her mane as a stallion and dye it purple with black. Many songs that Roxy Tune would play in klabu actually belonged to her, the creator of those songs.

Silver Tune: This is like, the eighth time wewe arrive late from work.
Roxy Tune: Well, it's not easy being a Dj, ya know?
Silver Tune: -.- Uh, yeah it is. All wewe have to do is press bila mpangilio buttons on that keyboard. In fact, I can make a dubstep song right now.

Silver Tune galloped to her room. She returned holding a sweater that had a zipper. She pulled the zipper up and down, creating sounds that actually did sound like a dubstep song.
Roxy Tune glared at her little sister.

Roxy Tune: And what do wewe do, Silver Tune? Sing?
Silver Tune: Yeah, so? It's hard.
Roxy Tune: Yeah, I don't think so. Being a singer is the easier than being a Dj.
Silver Tune: wewe also need to create lyrics, to make a song.
Roxy Tune: So? All wewe do is sit and write.
Silver Tune: Being a singer is harder!
Roxy Tune: No, being a Dj is harder!
Silver Tune: Yeah, like if wewe could ever make a song.
Roxy Tune: Oh really?
Silver Tune: Yup. *smirks*

Roxy Tune: Tomorrow, I have to work at a club. Maybe wewe can be my substitute.
Silver Tune: Well, what a coincidence. I have a song due tomorrow night at a club too.
Roxy Tune: What's it called?
Silver Tune: The Blues.
Roxy Tune: How ironic. I guess I'm after wewe tomorrow, at the same club after presenting. *smirks*
Silver Tune: Can't wait.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 7, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:38 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Jeff went into Pete's office at the station.

Jeff: wewe wanted to see me sir?
Pete: Yes. Let me ask wewe a question. What do wewe know about the Lehigh Valley Railroad?
Jeff: Not much. All I know about it is that it's a short railway in the east coast. Why are wewe asking me about it?
Pete: There's a shortage of track repairers in Neigh Jersey. You'll be taking an airplane from this city into Jersey City. From there, a stallion with a sign of both the Union Pacific, and Lehigh Valley logo will be there waiting...
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I ran out of the keki factory, and back to where my scooter was. Unfortunately, it wasn't there.

Scootaloo: Hey! What the- *Sees another gppony, pony riding her scooter* Bring that back here!!
Pony on Scootaloo's Scooter: Nope!!
Scootaloo: if i had fingers-
Guards: Stop right there!
Scootaloo: *Running towards the the down slope on the mountain* upinde wa mvua Dash alisema there would be a lot of snow, so I'll ski down here to escape them.
Pony: *Getting ready to ski down the hill* Ah. What a glorious siku for-
Scootaloo: *Punches the pony, and steals his skis*
Pony: getting.. stuff.. stolen from me.
Guard...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
 A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little gppony, pony version of a Lincoln.
A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little Pony version of a Lincoln.
Gordon, and Case cracker, mkate mkavu got in a black Lunicorn Continental. They were heading to the airport to deliver cocaine.

Gordon: The airport shouldn't be far away. Turn on the radio if you'd like.
Case Cracker: *turns on radio and begins to tafuta for a station* Sounds like a lotta static.
Gordon: Maybe because this car is old. *Stops at red light* Let me try. *turns onto 98.1* This radio station has a lot of rock & roll, but right now they're playing a commercial.
Announcer: Behold, the best cars wewe could ever ask for, from Chevronet. Chevronet has made many enjoyable cars, from the Belair to...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Previously, when upinde wa mvua Dash, and her Marafiki found the treasure, they also noticed their ship was missing. When the diamond mbwa arrived, they aliiba the ship.

Rainbow Dash: *Runs onto the beach, pwani with her friends*
Leaf Pile: This is not good.
Erik: What are we going to do?
Rainbow Dash: I think I know what we can do. Me, and Leaf Pile will fly onto the ship, and wewe unicorns can teleport yourselves, as well as our earth ponies, and we fight whoever aliiba our ship.
Applejack: If only I wasn't an earth pony.
Max: Be careful what wewe wish for.
Erik: Hey, I don't mind not having wings, au a horn....
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SCENE 1:
Saten: *drunkily* H hujambo Applejack
AppleJack: Are ya drunk au something?
Saten: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* Y'all really need some sort of intervention. Ah mean this is the third time this week.
(Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear applejack wasn't completely comfortable with it.)
Saten: I I upendo wewe Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY!
AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It didn't even end well,. But since then. Ya showed up at my house four...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
upinde wa mvua Dash, Rarity, and applejack got to the island with the five ponies on the pirate ship. They walked off the ship after putting down the anchor, and were on the island.

Leaf Pile: We're here. Now let's get that pirate map, and look for the treasure.
Rarity: *Realizes something* Oh, about the treasure map.
Leaf Pile: Yes Rarity?
Rarity: Remember when we were dumping Hungry's body over the edge, and into the ocean?
Erik: wewe didn't leave the map with her.
Larry: Did you?
Rarity: Well, wewe see... Yes.
Donut: Darn it!
Leaf Pile: Now how are we supposed to find the treasure?!
Rainbow Dash: Stay...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
inayofuata morning, Joe arrived at his job late.

Boss: *Watching workers unload boxes from a small freight train*
Worker: That's the last one sir.
Boss: Good work.
Worker: Okay man, we got all the boxes out of your train.
Engineer: Thanks. *Rings kengele on his locomotive as he drives the train away from the depot*
Joe: *Arrives* Sir, I'm sorry for arriving late.
Boss: Don't worry about it. I got something to tell you.
Joe: What?
Boss: Important cargo is coming here from St. Foalis kwa helicopter.
Joe: Why is it coming all the way from there?
Boss: No one else would send it.
Joe: What is it anyway?
Boss:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In St. Foalis, two ponies climbed into a helicopter on juu of a building.

Orion: *Sits in pilot's seat*
Snowflake: *Sits inayofuata to Orion*
Pony: *Gives manifest to Orion* wewe two need to get some oil to a trucking depot in Trenton Neigh Jersey.
Orion: All the way in Neigh Jersey? What for?
Pony: It's needed kwa a town kwa there, and we're the closest company that can get it to them. Better start flying.
Orion: *Starts up helicopter*
Snowflake: Why did I let wewe talk me into this?
Orion: Because it's a fun job.
Snowflake: We're pegasi. We don't need to fly these things.
Orion: Well I like it. *Gets...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on mitaani, mtaa corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing inayofuata to Double Scoop*
Tom: zaidi ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands inayofuata to...
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Unfortantely the Cusiders ran into a dead end, and Big Mac was finally able to do whatever the hell it was he was planning to do towards them.
But before he could the shotgun was blown out of his hooves, kwa an unnamed police pony.
Ditto: (also revealing himself). (looks at the police pony) Not bad kid, now keep that gun at him, take no chances.
Police pony: Yes Chief Ditto (keeps aiming the M1911 pistol at Big Mac).
Ditto: (approaches Big Mac).
Scootaloo: (excitedly) Ditto! It's me!
Ditto: I see that.. But now's not the the time sweetie.
Scootaloo: Fair enough.
Ditto: (dramatic tone) Big Macintose,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 27, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 6:57 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

After buying some uneccesary military equipment, Gordon was getting ready to head into FBI Headquarters to rescue Coffee Creme.

Gordon: *Tying shoelaces on his boots, but he doesn't know how to tie shoelaces, and stops* Alright. Now... *Puts on military shirt, helmet, then grabs an M14 rifle* oh, almost forgot. *Grabs ukanda of grenades. He grabs one of the grenades, and plays around with it, but acidentally pulls out the pin* Ah! *Puts pin back in grenade* thank goodness.

Meanwhile in the yards.

Stylo: Where...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 27, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:41 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Gordon returned to Chicagoat. He was glad to be back, but still missed Coffee Creme.

Gordon: *Waits for his train to stop, then gets out on the platform*
Pete: *Walks out of station* Welcome back Gordon.
Gordon: Thank wewe sir. It's great to be back. Can I talk to wewe in my office?
Pete: wewe mean my office.
Gordon: That's what I said.
Pete: Uh, alright.

They walked into Pete's office.

Pete: What's going on?
Gordon: Remember when I called wewe yesterday?
Pete: Yeah. What about it?
Gordon: Right after I hung up,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz..............................

Tom: Hold it!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We're not doing this skit yet until later. Get your shit together everypony!
Audience: *Laughing*

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on mitaani, mtaa corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing inayofuata to Double Scoop*
Tom: zaidi ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands inayofuata to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 14, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:21 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Stephanie stopped her train in the yards when she saw Mirage, and Jeff with a few other ponies.

Stephanie: *Gets out of engine* Hi guys.
Mirage: We're going to miss wewe Stephanie.
Stylo: It was fun working with you.
Metal Gloss: Especially with that one train wewe two worked on with that baseball landing on one of your cars.
Stylo: Oh shut up.
Stephanie: *Laughs*
Hawkeye: *Walks into the yards* Hey, listen up. I just got back from Pete's office, and he's saying that two engineers on our railway died in a...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Toussaint
Toussaint
When Papillon, Louis, and Andre got to the island, it was dark. The island was part of a leper colony, for treating ponies with leprosy.

Papillon: Don't point your weapons at anypony.
Louis: Why not?
Papillon: Better idea. wewe two stay here. I'll go alone. *Gives Louis his rifle*
Andre: Why are wewe going alone?
Papillon: I don't want anypony here to see your rifles. We wanna make peace with them, and get a boat. *Walks to a hut*

Inside, he met the colony chief, Toussaint. He was affected kwa leprosy.

Toussaint: Is there something we can help wewe with?
Papillon: *Staring at Toussaint's face*
Toussaint:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Papillon, Louis, and Andre got to a small island with the bribed guard on the boat.

Bribed Guard: Okay, your mashua is on this island. Give me three thousand dollars.
Papillon: *Gives bribed guard three thousand dollars, then gets off the mashua with Louis, and Andre*
Bribed Guard: Oh, one zaidi thing. *Gives papillon, kipepeo three rifles, and ammo* Use them wisely.
Papillon: *Gives rifle, and ammo to Louis, and Andre* Thanks.
Bribed Guard: *Rides away in his boat*
Andre: How come he can't get us all the way back to France?
Papillon: It would make things too obvious. Let's find that boat, and get out of here....
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