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posted by _Laugh_
It was late, very late. In fact, it was actually three in the morning. Silver Tune was nyumbani alone, still watching Tv on the couch, which was in the living room. Although she was tired, she had promised her sister, Roxy Tune, that she´d wait for her to come nyumbani from her job. Silver Tune yawned, then heard a knock at the door. She heard keys jiggling. Her ears perked up. She rapidly turned off the Tv. She covered herself with a blanket, and snored, pretending to sleep.

Her sister, Roxy Tune entered the room. She was carrying a bag, and smelled like liquor. She rolled her eyes, knowing Silver Tune was faking to sleep. She raised an eyebrow and laughed.

Roxy Tune: Tunes. Get up. wewe ain't foolin' me. *sets bag on table* *turns around*. Silver Tune.
Silver Tune: *ignoring*
Roxy Tune: Fine. wewe leave me no choice. * trots to kitchen*

Roxy Tune filled a cup of water with cubes of ice. She smirked and walked to Silver Tune, still holding the glass. She uncovered her little sister and splashed ice cold water on her face. Silver Tune let out a scream and jumped. She wiped water off her face.

Silver Tune: What is wrong with you?!
Roxy Tune: Hey, I alisema wewe left me no choice.
Silver Tune: Ugh... Do wewe know what time is it?!
Roxy Tune: Yeah. Like, four in the morning au so.
Silver Tune: Uh-huh. And where were wewe the past eight hours?
Roxy Tune: In a club. Working.
Silver Tune: For eight hours?!?!
Roxy Tune: Yes. If wewe have forgotten, I work as a Dj. 24/7.
Silver Tune: And why the heck do wewe smell l-
Roxy Tune: Tunes, please. It's a club.
Silver Tune: Did wewe drink?!
Roxy Tune: Yeah. But just some. Like, five shots.
Silver Tune: Ugh. wewe make such a big deal out of your work.

It was true what Silver Tune had said. Her sister, Roxy Tune was a bit below Vinyl Scratch as best Dj of Ponyville and Canterlot. Roxy Tune changed her appearance very often. Such as to dye her mane, dye her coat, cut her mane, au getting new piercings on her ear. She would usually cut her mane as a stallion and dye it purple with black. Many songs that Roxy Tune would play in klabu actually belonged to her, the creator of those songs.

Silver Tune: This is like, the eighth time wewe arrive late from work.
Roxy Tune: Well, it's not easy being a Dj, ya know?
Silver Tune: -.- Uh, yeah it is. All wewe have to do is press bila mpangilio buttons on that keyboard. In fact, I can make a dubstep song right now.

Silver Tune galloped to her room. She returned holding a sweater that had a zipper. She pulled the zipper up and down, creating sounds that actually did sound like a dubstep song.
Roxy Tune glared at her little sister.

Roxy Tune: And what do wewe do, Silver Tune? Sing?
Silver Tune: Yeah, so? It's hard.
Roxy Tune: Yeah, I don't think so. Being a singer is the easier than being a Dj.
Silver Tune: wewe also need to create lyrics, to make a song.
Roxy Tune: So? All wewe do is sit and write.
Silver Tune: Being a singer is harder!
Roxy Tune: No, being a Dj is harder!
Silver Tune: Yeah, like if wewe could ever make a song.
Roxy Tune: Oh really?
Silver Tune: Yup. *smirks*

Roxy Tune: Tomorrow, I have to work at a club. Maybe wewe can be my substitute.
Silver Tune: Well, what a coincidence. I have a song due tomorrow night at a club too.
Roxy Tune: What's it called?
Silver Tune: The Blues.
Roxy Tune: How ironic. I guess I'm after wewe tomorrow, at the same club after presenting. *smirks*
Silver Tune: Can't wait.
posted by Seanthehedgehog


Jerry: Sorry, but I got nothing.
Vito: I don't feel like dying. That's the reason we left the family in the first place.
Harlan: *Hears a car* What's that? *Looks out the window*
Vito: What is it?
Harlan: A cop.

The three stallions started to panic, but Vito had a plan.

Vito: I think I know what to do. Go upstairs and let me handle this.
Police Pony: *Rings the doorbell*
Vito: *Opens the door* How can I help wewe officer?
Police Pony: We got a complaint a while ago. Apparently this morning, some ponies had a gunfight just in front of your house. wewe know anything about this?
Vito: No. I was riding...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Twilight Sparkle: *In a black convertible, kubadilishwa with two Royal Guards. A bullet hits the door of the convertible, kubadilishwa they're in*
Royal Guard: Princess, get down!

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Captain Jefferson: Someone tried to assassinate the princess as she entered our town.

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Twilight: Why would somepony want me dead?
Toby: That's what we're trying to find out.

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Tim: *Gets punched three times kwa a blue unicorn. He gets punched one zaidi time, and his glasses break*

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting inayofuata to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this week's episode.

Tim: You're splitting us up?
Captain Jefferson: Just until Saturday. Someone's gotta teach the new guys what to do.

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Pony: *Driving a sports car* Turn on the nitrous.
Pony 2: *Turns on the nitrous*
Pony: *Going faster*

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Captain Jefferson: These two guys are wanted kwa the State Troopers, both in this state, and in Pennsylvania.
Tim: *Driving after the bad guys*
Captain Jefferson: We gotta be on our game.
Tim: *Hits another car, and goes on two wheels*

Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting inayofuata to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
When Saten Twist returned to Los Angeles in the Super Chief, he saw Jake looking at him.

Jake: *Angry*
Saten: *Sweating* Why is he giving me that look? *Stops the train*
Jake: *Tapping his left front hoof on the ground, waiting for Saten Twist*
Saten: *Climbs down from the engine's cab* Why are wewe angry at me?
Jake: wewe owe me an apology for the way wewe talked to me yesterday.
Saten: John-
Jake: IT'S JAKE!!!!
Saten: Why are wewe getting angry at me all of a sudden?
Jake: Your lecture towards me made me lose my job, and now I can't find work anywhere else.
Saten: wewe quit?
Jake: Yeah. I'm still waiting...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!


Song: link
 Celestia: *Runs from the left. She jumps up, her wings spreading wide, then her face gets into the triangle*
Celestia: *Runs from the left. She jumps up, her wings spreading wide, then her face gets into the triangle*


Albuquerque, New Mexicolt. July 19th, 1958

Saten Twist: *Walking towards the Super Chief*
Stallion 16: Here to take this train all the way to Los Angeles?
Saten Twist: *Nods, and climbs into the cab*
Conductor: All aboard!!
Saten Twist: *Blows the horn twice, and makes the train go forward*
 This is the train Saten Twist is driving, called the Super Chief. A luxury train for ponies.
This is the train Saten Twist is driving, called the Super Chief. A luxury train for ponies....
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Oh shit, BT's not making fun of someone this time around? (well in an indirect way I might be but let's see where this goes)

Yeah, I don't care if anyone reads this, I just want to get this off of my chest, because I'm gonna try and be real with this site for once and it's 1 AM in the morning.

One thing I've noticed in the time that i've been a part of this club (since like, 2012 au something, idk), is that this club has Lost its backbone. The hivi karibuni year, now, I've been shitposting like mad, pissing in everyone's cornflakes. I have admittedly been the worst kind of person, for NO good reason....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
posted by SomeoneButNoone
My name? Alonzo Langusa. Age when I started operating? 23.


Act II

Vengeance...

Living was hard. I had to hide my name. I had to find a good job yet there was not enough money. Life was rough and it was because of these man. Vincent Galar, Apollo Monetto and Angelo Vertezio. I was taught kwa ma'am Crossroad not to kill. Yet I wanted to. I wanted vengeance. At age of 15 I started smoking and further drinking at age of 17 until at age of 23 I was kicked from my apartment. I went to Canterlot to find my good old friend her name was Clara. When I came she was shocked. I still remember it.


"Who are you?"...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
It was a cold night like this one when my father smoked his last cigarette in our family house. The night so cold even me myself did not want to go out. The time? As a kid wewe don't care about that. It was dark, and it was winter. krisimasi day. After Equestrian economical fall and industrial boom, everyone changed, the dirty mafias started to leak. My father was part of one of these. A high up. One of important people in Vertezio familia. Still on that night...

Act I

That Night...

"So how was your siku outside" Father asked me with a smile. "Good" was all I answered. I was 11 what could I say....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: Facebook
posted by SomeoneButNoone
Darkness - *burst into room* Bad news! Void was kidnapped!
Dan - What?!
Snowflake - Void...


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Location - ???
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Void - *wakes up strapped to some meza, jedwali covered with bandages* What the...
Nyx - Good siku VOID. I never thought wewe will be the first to feel truth.
Void - What are you- *looks at him and see big machine behind him*
Nyx - Ah wewe see this. My project. matunda of my reschearch. The best weapon ever. wewe know - cores are great aren't they. They stay alive for 20 years. But wewe know what is better in them. Their power. A sheer power that may songesha body au stimulate brain. And this sekunde thing...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim, and Julia returned to the police station.

Captain Jefferson: Tim Miller, and Julia Rose.
Tim: Hello Captain.
Captain Jefferson: I heard about your heroic act on Monday Avenue. Well done.
Julia: Don't give us all of the credit Captain. There were other officers as well.
Captain Jefferson: I understand. When I see them, I'll give them their congrats as well.
Tim: We still on stakeout tomorrow Captain?
Captain Jefferson: That's right. You're on stakeout until further notice.

Next day.

Tim: *Driving his fira, viper passing Local Consideration*
Julia: Let's check out The Highway.
Tim: *Turns right on Byer Lane*...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Epilouge.
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5 Years later.
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Canterlot
13th May
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Sandman - 13th of may...
Mare - A really fearful siku huh?
Sandman - Damn right. I saw this city burn. I saw it die slowly.
Mare - It's okay. It's not rebuilded fully but it has buty it had before.
Sandman - Maybe but Eiffla tower won't be fixed. New York statue the same.
Mare - You're right on that...
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Ice - Damn it's hot this may.
Fire - Yeah. It was quiet hot that siku too.
Ice - Damn right.

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Colt - Dad tell me about the war!
Damien - Well your dad fought for city we live in - Canterlot. wewe know it was hard but your daddy wanted to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: April 12, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:46 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Stylo walked into the station, and was going to talk to Pete, when he came out of his office.

Pete: There wewe are Stylo. I need wewe to come here.
Stylo: Perfect. I was just on my way to see you. *Enters Pete's office*

They say down at Pete's desk

Stylo: Sir,
Stylo & Pete: If I may start fir-
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo & Pete: It's fine, wewe can-
Audience: *Laughing*
Stylo & Pete: Wanna go first?
Audience: *Laughing*
Pete: wewe go first.
Stylo: Okay. I've had it with Mike destroying our stuff on this railroad....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye: *Blows horn twice*...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Lewis: *Playing cards with Andy, Bob, and Orion*
Shawn: Thanks for inviting us over wewe two.
Andy: You're welcome.

The doorbell rang.

Lewis: I'll get it. *Stands up* Don't wewe dare look at my cards.
Shawn: I'll make sure they don't Lewis.
Lewis: *Opens the door*
Pony 83: Yo, what's good homie?
Lewis: I'm playing cards with some friends. Can I help you?
Pony 83: Yeah man. wewe know Kyle Jordan? The gppony, pony that owns the Video Store?
Lewis: Yeah. What about him?
Pony 83: Earlier today, I went to his store, but it was empty. He didn't lock the door, and just left everything out like it was open. Now I know Kyle,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

The Silver Ballroom

Bevo, St. Foalis, July 9, 1996

It was 1 in the morning. Lewis, and Bob were sitting inayofuata to each other at one end of the bar, and Benjamin Guarino was at the other end, with four of his friends.

Benjamin: Hey, how are wewe two doing over there?
Lewis: Fine, fine.
Benjamin: Drinks all around.
Bartender: *Preparing drinks*
Benjamin: We're getting close to the end of the 20th Century. Let's enjoy it while it lasts!
Lewis: Yeah, the 21st Century is only a few years away.
Bartender: *Gives everypony their drinks*
Benjamin: Enjoy the drinks fellas!
Bob: Yeah, juu of the morning...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
12:32
Cafe.

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Slash - So why wewe called me here for.
Midnight - First to enjoy some coffee and get some info from you.
Slash - About fox?
Midnight - Bingo.
Slash - Not much to say... It's *sighs* truly appreciated formula for sadistic rulers.
Midnight - What do wewe mean?
Slash - If wewe make a legend, someone will copy it. And it becomes domino effect.One fox, mbweha dies, two rises. No one can stop it *takes cigarette.*
Midnight - That's awful...
Slash - Every formula have flaw of course. But I can't break it myself.
Midnight - I'll help!
Slash - Huh? How...
Midnight - I will catch every fox, mbweha for you!
Slash - Hm......
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: April 6, 1963
Location: Denver Coltorado
Time: 10:30 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

When Mirage returned with Nicole, Stephanie was helping some ponies uncouple freight cars.

Pony 75: Uncouple the Missouri Pacific car from the rest of the train.
Stephanie: *Uncouples a Missouri Pacific Boxcar from the train, and watches it roll down the hump*
Mirage: *Walks over to Stephanie with Nicole* Hello Steph. Glad wewe could make it.
Stephanie: Thanks Mirage. So is this all we're doing? Taking turns in uncoupling freight cars from trains?
Nicole: Not exactly. There are lots of freight cars containing stone...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
What to expect in this episode.

Ponies: *Swerve into each other, and stop, blocking the freeway*
Other Ponies: *Stopping. One heads towards them in a sports car, and hits both of the cars going airborne*


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Julia: Tim's really bored with his new assignment.
Captain Jefferson: Then tell him to suck it up. wewe two will do this until your car gets fixed.

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Tim: Did wewe see what just arrived?
Julia: No. What is it?
Tim: An old Monaco.

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Nikki: *Drag racing a gppony, pony in a Corvette*


Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting inayofuata to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry...
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