My Little Poney Club
jiunge
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
posted by _Laugh_
It was late, very late. In fact, it was actually three in the morning. Silver Tune was nyumbani alone, still watching Tv on the couch, which was in the living room. Although she was tired, she had promised her sister, Roxy Tune, that she´d wait for her to come nyumbani from her job. Silver Tune yawned, then heard a knock at the door. She heard keys jiggling. Her ears perked up. She rapidly turned off the Tv. She covered herself with a blanket, and snored, pretending to sleep.

Her sister, Roxy Tune entered the room. She was carrying a bag, and smelled like liquor. She rolled her eyes, knowing Silver Tune was faking to sleep. She raised an eyebrow and laughed.

Roxy Tune: Tunes. Get up. wewe ain't foolin' me. *sets bag on table* *turns around*. Silver Tune.
Silver Tune: *ignoring*
Roxy Tune: Fine. wewe leave me no choice. * trots to kitchen*

Roxy Tune filled a cup of water with cubes of ice. She smirked and walked to Silver Tune, still holding the glass. She uncovered her little sister and splashed ice cold water on her face. Silver Tune let out a scream and jumped. She wiped water off her face.

Silver Tune: What is wrong with you?!
Roxy Tune: Hey, I alisema wewe left me no choice.
Silver Tune: Ugh... Do wewe know what time is it?!
Roxy Tune: Yeah. Like, four in the morning au so.
Silver Tune: Uh-huh. And where were wewe the past eight hours?
Roxy Tune: In a club. Working.
Silver Tune: For eight hours?!?!
Roxy Tune: Yes. If wewe have forgotten, I work as a Dj. 24/7.
Silver Tune: And why the heck do wewe smell l-
Roxy Tune: Tunes, please. It's a club.
Silver Tune: Did wewe drink?!
Roxy Tune: Yeah. But just some. Like, five shots.
Silver Tune: Ugh. wewe make such a big deal out of your work.

It was true what Silver Tune had said. Her sister, Roxy Tune was a bit below Vinyl Scratch as best Dj of Ponyville and Canterlot. Roxy Tune changed her appearance very often. Such as to dye her mane, dye her coat, cut her mane, au getting new piercings on her ear. She would usually cut her mane as a stallion and dye it purple with black. Many songs that Roxy Tune would play in klabu actually belonged to her, the creator of those songs.

Silver Tune: This is like, the eighth time wewe arrive late from work.
Roxy Tune: Well, it's not easy being a Dj, ya know?
Silver Tune: -.- Uh, yeah it is. All wewe have to do is press bila mpangilio buttons on that keyboard. In fact, I can make a dubstep song right now.

Silver Tune galloped to her room. She returned holding a sweater that had a zipper. She pulled the zipper up and down, creating sounds that actually did sound like a dubstep song.
Roxy Tune glared at her little sister.

Roxy Tune: And what do wewe do, Silver Tune? Sing?
Silver Tune: Yeah, so? It's hard.
Roxy Tune: Yeah, I don't think so. Being a singer is the easier than being a Dj.
Silver Tune: wewe also need to create lyrics, to make a song.
Roxy Tune: So? All wewe do is sit and write.
Silver Tune: Being a singer is harder!
Roxy Tune: No, being a Dj is harder!
Silver Tune: Yeah, like if wewe could ever make a song.
Roxy Tune: Oh really?
Silver Tune: Yup. *smirks*

Roxy Tune: Tomorrow, I have to work at a club. Maybe wewe can be my substitute.
Silver Tune: Well, what a coincidence. I have a song due tomorrow night at a club too.
Roxy Tune: What's it called?
Silver Tune: The Blues.
Roxy Tune: How ironic. I guess I'm after wewe tomorrow, at the same club after presenting. *smirks*
Silver Tune: Can't wait.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
While Labiche drove the train, Didont thought about stopping at Saint-Avold.

Didont: If we stop at Saint-Avold, we'll get our heads blown off.
Labiche: *Increases speed*

The entire train left the station, and Maurice walked into his office in the station, when he saw a Nazi pony.

Nazi Pony: *Sitting in his chair, smoking a cigarette while kusoma a magazine*
Maurice: *Closes the door, and goes to his phone. He talks to someone on the phone* Get me Commercy please..... I don't have that.... This is railroad business! *The gppony, pony he is calling hangs up on him, so he puts the phone away*
Nazi Pony:...
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Labiche was taken to the hotel so he could get some sleep before driving the train. The hotel was run kwa a mare named Christine.

This is her picture: link

Schmidt: *Walks into the hotel with Labiche, and rings the bell*
Christine: *Walks to the front desk*
Schmidt: A room for this stallion.
Christine: *Puts out the sign in book with a pen*
Labiche: *Signs his name into the book*
Christine: 60 Francs.
Schmidt: Pay her.
Labiche: wewe pay her. I'm a guest of the German army.
Schmidt: He is a railroad pony.
Christine: *Holding the key to his room* 60 francs.
Schmidt: Isn't there a discount for railroad...
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Labiche delivered the engine to Rive-Reine.

Labiche: *Stops the engine*
Schmidt: You're late! What happened?
Labiche: We were shot at kwa a spitfire, a couple of miles back.
Schmidt: Any serious damage?
Didont: Not enough to stop wewe from getting to Germaneigh.
Labiche: *Brought his bicycle with him on the train. He takes it with him off the train, and gets ready to ride away*
Colonel Von Waldheim: *Looking at Labiche*
Labiche: Your engine, and your crew.
Colonel Von Waldheim: Was it your idea to risk this engine on the daylight run?
Labiche: Major Herren was following your orders. He told us...
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
After escaping the air raid, Papa Boule's train stopped at a station called Rive-Reine.

Schmidt: *Runs out of the caboose, and to the engine*
Papa Boule: *Staring at the wheels with his moto pony*
Schmidt: What is it?! What is it?!!? *Getting closer to the engine* Engineer!! *Stops in front of Papa Boule* What is it?
Papa Boule: The oil line.
Schmidt: Can wewe fix it?
Papa Boule: *Shrugs*
Schmidt: Can wewe get the engine back to the works?
Papa Boule: Maybe.
Schmidt: *Looks at the station master behind him on the station platform* Where's your phone?
Station Master: *Points to the left*
Schmidt: *Runs...
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The armament train Didont drove had arrived at the yards. He stopped the train inayofuata to a shed with the word Vaires in white on the roof.

Didont: *Looks at a tower on the right side of his train. Labiche, and another gppony, pony are in there with a German officer*
German gppony, pony 90: *Walking towards Didont* Uncouple the engine, get it out of here!
Didont: *Signals his moto gppony, pony to go out to uncouple the engine from the train*
Fire Pony: *Gets out to uncouple the engine*

During the mid 40's in France, wewe had to stand between the engine, and freight cars to uncouple the engine.

Fire Pony: *Standing between...
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
When the Colonel arrived at the station in his staff car, escorted kwa two motorcycles, he was displeased to find out that his train was not there.

Colonel Von Waldheim: *Gets out of the car, and walks to a soldier with a clipboard* What about my train?!
Schmidt: It has been cancelled.
Colonel Von Waldheim: *Turns around to face Schmidt* Who cancelled it?!

Four dakika later in a office.

Labiche: I did.
German gppony, pony 87: Labiche Colonel. He is the area inspector. Under my supervision of course.
Colonel Von Waldheim: Since when does a french stallion have the authority to cancel a German train?
Labiche:...
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
May 6, 1995. The siku Gordon got out of the hospital.

Sam: *On phone with Case Cracker* Yeah, I'm outside of the hospital right now. He should come out soon.
Case Cracker: Aight man. Don't take too long. Jim wants to see him.
Sam: *Sees Gordon walking out of the hospital* Shouldn't take too long. He's coming out now.
Gordon: *Walking to Sam* Hey.
Sam: hujambo yourself. How are wewe feeling?
Gordon: Good. Let's go see the others.

The pizzeria on Mane Ashbury was crowded, but that didn't stop Gordon and the others from talking about business.

Jim: Gordon, welcome back.
Gordon: Thanks Jim. Guess what...
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Case cracker, mkate mkavu was driving his car on the highway. He was heading north for Sausalito to get an upgrade for his Flam Tornado when this occurred.

Fillydelphia Ponies: *In a black Pearla, a Capri and a red Amigo*
Fillydelphia gppony, pony 75: Three years, and we're still after this son of a bitch.
Case Cracker: *Looks at the three cars behind him*
Fillydelphia gppony, pony 53: He's looking at us.
Fillydelphia gppony, pony 47: But he's not doing anything.
Fillydelphia gppony, pony 53: Shoot him.
Fillydelphia gppony, pony 47: *Leans out of the car with his assault bunduki and fires six bullets*
Case Cracker: *Floors it*
Fillydelphia Ponies:...
continue reading...
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
In Seattle, Larry walked out of the company headquarters. The headquarters was located on 10th Avenue. He turned around to speak to the boss before he left.

Larry: *Carrying a suitcase* Thanks again for the promotion.
Boss: You're welcome. Now get going. wewe have to get to L.A, and onyesha everypony your promotion papers.
Larry: That's right, I have to get going now.
Boss: *Closes the door*
Larry: *Thinks about everything in the suitcase* Twenty five thousand dollars, free tickets to a Dodger's game, the papers for my promotion, and a new mansion with an 80% discount. *Sees a taxi stop for him*...
continue reading...
Twilight: wewe know something, girls? We are so lucky to live in this town. I upendo wewe all! *they all hug*.

AJ: Say? What happened to Saten?

Twilight: He alisema he had other important business to attend.

Saten: *drinking at a bar, his head bandaged a little from the earlier attack*.

Bartender: Don't wewe think wewe had enough?

Saten: *a bit drunk*I don't tell wewe how to live YOUR life!

Trixie: *comes over and finds him*

Bartender: *sees her* Oh wow. She's she's a hottie.. I'm gonna stalk her later.

Saten: ... Are wewe a woman?

Bartender: No.

Saten: Good *punches out the bartender*

Trixie: *comes over* wewe okay...
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom caused an accident, and got away without being stopped kwa the cops.

Pierce & Bob: *In their cars, surrounded kwa other cars*
Leslie: *Driving the car on a road on a hill, going parallel to the highway*
Karl: *Sees Pierce, and Bob in their cars* Wow, those guys might be there for a long time.
Leslie: *Looks at the other cars* Oh wow. That's a terrible crash. I'm glad I'm not a part of that. *Swerves to the left*
Karl: Keep your eyes on the-
Leslie: *Accidentally goes down the hill, crashing into a tree, and makes the car land on it's roof as it gets on the highway*
Pierce: *Looks at the...
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 4, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:45 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Inside the station, Hawkeye, Percy, Stylo, and Dan were outside of Pete's office. They were planning how to save him.

Stylo: Well we haven't come up with anything good.
Percy: What about my plan to call the cops?
Hawkeye: We gotta do something besides just call the cops. Pete needs our help.
Dan: Percy, what did wewe hear in the office when wewe tried to get in?
Percy: I heard some voices, and someone shouted at me to fuck off. It definitely didn't sound like Pete.
Hawkeye: Yeah he would never say anything like...
continue reading...
Saten: So, in conclusion, I believe the painful sensation felt after passing a meal of spicy chillies is proof that the rectum does possess the sense of taste.

Trixie: ... I concur, but wewe changed the subject. What are we doing for hearts and hoove’s Day?

Saten: ....... Oh, wewe caught that, did you?

Trixie: Come on Saten, wewe know I can only be for so long., It was part of the deal... And I don't remember the last time wewe even did anything romantic?

Saten: Sure I do.. I got wewe that flower.

Trixie: It was Poison Joke.

Saten: How was I suppose to know that!?

Trixie: It had a sign saying it was...
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 23, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 6:58 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were driving to work. Hawkeye was still thinking about what happened yesterday with Rachael.

Metal Gloss: What's wrong? wewe seem uncomfortable.
Hawkeye: It's the gppony, pony visiting from Kansas City.
Metal Gloss: Rachael? What happened with her?
Hawkeye: She wants me to tarehe her, but I told her we were married. I have a feeling she thinks I hate her, but I don't. I just want to be Marafiki with her. What do I tell her?
Metal Gloss: *Leans toward Hawkeye* wewe tell her what wewe think is right....
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, wewe already alisema that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three dakika later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS IS...
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 17, 1960
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 5:54 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

The sun was setting, as Anthony sat on the station platform with Ryan, and Donut, waiting for their inayofuata assignments.

Michael: *Storms out of the station, and looks at Anthony* wewe cause an accident on my line, and don't tell me anything?!!?
Anthony: Roger alisema he was going to tell you. He didn't check the coupling between our train, and engines.
Michael: He alisema wewe were to check them! I don't know if this is going to be common with wewe now, but if wewe keep forgetting to do your work, I'll have wewe fired!...
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, au chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson motorcycles on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle inayofuata to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...
continue reading...
posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

It was a regular siku at the fort. Wrangler Jane walked into Captain Parmenter's office.

Captain Parmenter: *Signing papers, but when he sees Jane, he drops...
continue reading...
As I managed to escape. The other two continued fighting.

Trixie continued trying to stab her, AppleBloom, at one point, managed to knee her in the stomach, making her bend over in pain.

AppleBloom found the bat and hit Trixie really hard, saying it was for Sweetie Belle.

But Trixie was somehow able dodged all her other swings.

Trixie punched her in the stomach, but AppleBloom ignored the pain as well.

Trixie attempted to stab AppleBloom but she dodged it.

Ten dakika of fighting, later:

AppleBloom was clearly growing zaidi tired.

At one point, Trixie punched her really hard on the side of her the head....
continue reading...