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Let me take a moment to thank those who stood kwa my lame tempt of a series.. Haha. Just kidding, I'm not really that insecure. But seriously. Thanks guys..
In case wewe haven't noticed it yet, this episode, not only sets as the back story. But also it's as close as I can get to a "Derpy episode".. She's the biggest breakout character of my series. And deserves her own episode of it..


YEARS LATER, (their all at their current age).


AT THE FILLYDEFIA TRAIN STATION:
Derpy: Oh no. The line is so long. We're never get aboard.
Chimney: (imitating a sarcastic Rarity) Oh no, what EVER shall we do.
Chimney: (normal voice) Watch and learn my dear... (suddenly he takes out a live and loaded handgun and fired it several times into the air, successfully causing panic, and all the ponies ahead of them ran away in fear). There, problem salved. Now wewe two better hurry on there.
Saten: Aren't, wewe gonna come.
Chimney: wewe kidding. This train is heading to Ponyville. That place is as stupid as it gets, I can see why wewe chose it.
Saten: Yeah well., I can't stay with my stupid mother, Maddy no more. She hasn't changed. She's still the abusive, drunken mare, she always was.. She did a shitty job raising me, and she clearly hasn't changed..
Chimney: Yeah. Only she's a prositute now.
Derpy: Could we say that?
Chimney: Just did.


ON THE MOVING TRAIN:
Derpy: This works out for the best. I was tired of my stupid, dead end job.


CUTAWAY:
Derpy: (literary hammering a dead end road sign) THIS JOB SUCKS!!
END CUTAWAY:


Saten: Sorry. What was that.. Still having siku nightmares about my mothers 'revealing' outfits.
Stallion: Hey. Can wewe idiots keep it down.
Saten: Hey. No need for that.
Stallion: Just shut up. Just go back to talking to the crossed eyed freak over there.
Saten: *angrily* Before I knock out every single one of your teeth.. I'm gonna give wewe a final chance to apologize for that remark.
Stallion: I NEVER apologize for the tru- (gets violant punched in the face, but surprisingly kwa Derpy instead of Saten.
Stallion: wewe broke my nose!...... wewe aggressive woman! (runs off crying like baby).
Derpy: Wimp!
Saten: Wow... I am so proud of wewe wait now.
Derpy: Thanks.. I guess.
Derpy: Anyway. What now?
Saten: Only one thing TOO do..


SOON AFTER:


Saten and Derpy are seen sharing a weed joint, as only 'one' was able to be sneaked aboard.
Derpy: (stoned) I.. I'm telling you. T The only reason we die.. I Is because we except it as an inevitability.
Saten: ...... (stoned laugh and points at the joint) This shit is AWESOME!
(they both laugh, and high five).


TO BE CONTAINUED
added by Jade_23
Source: Equestria Daily
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 6 is beginning

As the other ponies started fighting the zombies, Pinkie Pie was going to turn on the power.

Pinkie Pie: *Buys the door to the costume room, and runs to the door that leads backstage. She buys it, and runs to the power switch*
Twilight: *Shooting a hoof off of a zombie* Give him a hoof.
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the power, and runs back towards the costume room*
Applejack: Hey, the power is on!
Rainbow Dash: To the teleporter!
Twilight: *Running to the teleporter with upinde wa mvua Dash, and Applejack*

The two ponies overtook Twilight, which was a good thing to, because of this.

Pinkie Pie:...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 3.

The Howling Death.

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Equestrian Woods.
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Darkness - I don't feel right here...
Whiteheart - Something IS odd...
*gu nshot comes from side*
Soldier - They're camouflaged! *gets shot*
??? - Hold fire!
Lightning - *whispers* Batponies don't use guns...
Shadow - well well well. Aren't those great Heroes of Equestria... Hahahaha... wewe are under arrest.
Darkness - Because?
*the planes are flying over their head*
Shadow - What the-
*planes drop bombs*
Shadow - who the hell... Is that.
Blackshadow - Demon Army. We do have technology.
Shadow - Tch, without wewe they won't do much...


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Cell number 54...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

Special guest stars Nikki West as Nikki East, and Larry Wilcox as Nicholas McWalker

Corporal Vanderbilt was handing everypony letters. Everypony was standing...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom: It's time for bloopers, but first, brony of the month.
Master Sword: *Arrives* For June 2015, the brony of the mwezi is Windwakerguy430.
Audience: *Ragequitting*
Tom: Uh, what was that all about?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anyway, Windwakerguy430 is responsible for making bad punda reviews in his series, What's Your Take?
Tom: He also makes very funny parodies.
Master Sword: And that is why he is Brony of the month. Now, start the bloopers.

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Wolf Of Trottingham: wewe won't get away with this.
Robin Hood: Why not? I'm Robin Hood.
Wolf Of Trottingham: wewe won't get away, because Prince John...
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Master Sword is still driving the police car, Saten is now in the passinager seat.

Saten: I still can't believe wewe pulled this off dude.. And now your even speeding.

Master Sword: Yeah wel-

Radio: Car 53, we're wewe heading in such a hurry?

Master Sword: zoh shit that's us.. Uhhh... There's uh., bank robbery.

Radio: There's a bank robbery!?

Master Sword: Yes, we're.. We're heading their now! (turns on the Sirons and starts speeding).

Saten: Dude, we're are wewe going!?

Master Sword: Didn't wewe hear! Theirs a bank robbery!

Saten: What!? No theirs not-

Master Sword: PROTECT AND SERVE MOTHER FU-

SOON AFTER:

Suddenly the car Master Sword burst into the alisema bank.

TO BE CONTINUED
posted by Canada24
COURTROOM:

Judge: Alright do to 29 secret kura from Shining Armor. Thank wewe Shining Armor.. Mrs Pie has been sentenced to the DEATH PENALTY. (pounds hammer).

Pinkie: (completely horrified and her mouth wide open).

Shining Armor: (sadistically) See, it's outta my hands.

LATER:

Pinkamena: (being strapped to an electric chair).

Ditto: Okay Pinkamena.. For 218 accounts of murder... And other crimes that seem minor compared to 218 accounts of murder., electricity will be passed though your body until dead... Any last words?

Pinkamena: I, I know Jesus has forgiven me..

Ditto: ... Your joking right?

Pinkamena: (sniffs tearfully) No!

Ditto: (pulls the switch).

However, everyone forgot to wet sponge and Pinkamena dies an unnaturally painful and grousome death, to the point her head literary explodes.

Ditto: ... I suddenly want BBQ, dose anybody else BBQ?

THE END
Near Ponyville, Duublar was flying there in his airplane.

Duublar: We are going to finish off everypony in Equestria. First, we'll demolish Ponyville, then songesha our way up to Canterlot. After that, we take over all of Equestria.
ISIS Ponies: Yes sir.

Me, and upinde wa mvua Dash got in Ponyville with my Corvette. Nikki followed us in the 300 she used to chase me earlier.

Rainbow Dash: *Looks up into the sky* There's a big cargo plane.
Sean: Any logos on it?
Rainbow Dash: No.
Sean: Let's check it out. *Drives to the airport*
Nikki: *Follows Sean*

At the airport, the plane was about to land.

Sean: Stay...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello, and welcome.
Master Sword: We begin with Brony Of The Month.
Tom: And no, we didn't forget to do this, like we did in the last episode.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: For May 2015, the Brony Of The mwezi award goes to NocturnalMirage.
Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*
Tom: If wewe were to compare this guy to a car company, he would be Ford.
Master Sword: Both are very popular.
Tom: And now, for...
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posted by Canada24
MEANWHILE:

Sweetie Belle: (seen eating various cupcakes, that AppleBloom givin her) Umm.. These are delicious.

AppleBloom: Well.. Ah'll let wewe in on the secret... Y'all know how ah'm always telling Diamond Tiera that ah'll "make something of her" someday.

Sweetie Belle: ... (gasps) are wewe saying wewe KILLED Diamond Tiera.. And are serving her caresses for lunch

AppleBloom: ... Maybe

SweetieBelle: ...... Cool! (containues eating)



That's the end of the chapter..
Now just making bila mpangilio words to make this makala long enough....
upinde wa mvua Dash went back to the house, but when she got in there, she was in for a big surprise.

Song: link

Scootaloo: *Chasing Jeff The Killer inside the house with a big knife*
Jeff: NO! You're supposed to go to sleep.

Okay, she wasn't really surprised. It was zaidi like confusion when she saw me chasing some weird human with the ability to speak.

Rainbow Dash: Uh Scootaloo? What's going on?
Scootaloo: Not now. I gotta get this idiot out of here.
Jeff: *To upinde wa mvua Dash* Ma'am, about your daughter-
Rainbow Dash: Sister.
Jeff: Yes. About your sister. TELL HER TO GO TO SLEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...
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added by horsesmaybeidk
Source: alloyrabbit
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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The crusaders followed young Trixie towards her mysterious building.
Scootaloo: (nervously) Are wewe sure this place is okay?
Trixie: Why wouldn't it?
Scootaloo: Well. It says RED rom, rumi all over the walls.
Trixie: Well I-
Sweetie Belle: (excitedly) Oh! Oh! Ever had that stuff?
Scootaloo: What? Red rum?
Sweetie Belle: It's REALLY really good!
AppleBloom: Well. To wewe maybe.. But it's quite strong tasting.
Scootaloo: What gives!? wewe guys got to have alcohol before I did.
appleBloom: It's nothing to brag about. Alcohol is over rated.
Scootaloo: Thats what wewe say about 'everything'.
Trixie: Guys. wewe going...
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I thought I would have zaidi ideas to add to this story, but turns out... I don't.

So, yeah, this chapter is marely an Arthur note saying that the story is now over..

So the last chapter was actually the last chapter..
Till inayofuata time my dear mashabiki :)

I'm suppose to write zaidi words so here's bila mpangilio Metallica lyrics

"Story starts, quite town.
Small time boy, big time frown.
Never talks, never plays.
Different path, Lost his way.

Dead streets are red, red I'm afried.
No confetti, no parade.
Nothing happens in this boring place.
But oh my god, how that all did change.
Now they all prey.
Blood, stains, wash away."
posted by Seanthehedgehog
I asked Dragonaura15 on Deviant Art if she wanted her character on here, and she alisema yes. She appears in a short scene as Papillon's wife.

Now where was we? Oh yes, papillon, kipepeo was in solitary confinement. Six months passed since he was put on half rations. Louis, and Andrew were talking about him in the prison.

Andrew: wewe shouldn't have sent them.
Louis: Why not?
Andrew: Now he's on half rations.
Louis: What is he doing on half rations?
Andrew: He was asked about who sent the coconuts, but he didn't answer. So they put him on half rations.
Louis: That's not my fault. The warden is an idiot, it's...
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added by Seanthehedgehog
Source: me
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Marafiki live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be here...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
WARNING, THERE WILL BE SWEARING!

This episode is just...meh at best, and atrocious at worst.

It starts with Rarity planning a festival, and Rarity wants to impress a gppony, pony named Trenderhoof.

Rarity attempts to impress Trenderhoof, but Trenderhoof prefers Applejack. This immediately makes Trenderhoof an a**hole in my opinion. He's only attracted to applejack because of stupid stereotypes! Stupid, country, stereotypes!

Then Trenderhoof starts to stalk Applejack, while Rarity is obviously crushing on him. Then, Trenderhoof who I will now call A**hoof, because A**hoof keeps on teasing Rarity but then...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler

And introducing new characters

Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic upinde wa mvua as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Sargent O' Rourke: *Reading telegram*
Corporal Agarn: *Arrives* Hi Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Hello Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: What have wewe got there?
Sargent O' Rourke: It's a telegram....
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