Penguins of Madagascar Article: I have something to break to you, Skilene fans: The otter Woman isn't Skilene.

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I have something to break to you, Skilene fans: The otter Woman isn't Skilene.

posted by SkipperXLisa

People saw the title card for The otter Woman. It had Skipper and Marlene "dancing" on it. They think it's Skilene.
But it's not.
Sorry.
wewe may ask, "Have wewe seen it? NO! NO ONE HAS! SO WE DON'T KNOW!"
No, I haven't. BUT my friend in New Zealand saw it. It's already aired there.
Marlene calls herself Arlene after being bleached white (she thinks the others would know her, but they think she's some new animal species). The only reason they like her is her pretty white fur. In no way are they attracted to her personality. And Marlene shows no interest toward any of them. And no, not Skipper. In fact, ESPECIALLY not Skipper, it seems. She doesn't seem to like the attention at all. So yeah, Marlene likes Skipper. /rolls eyes
When they find out that she's actually Marlene, they automatically loose interest.
If anything, this is an ANTI Skilene ep. Do wewe guys seriously not see that the makers of PoM are pretty much DENYING Skilene? I have no problem with someone liking Skilene, but face it, it's not going to happen in the show. Think. There was Kitka, first off. Yeah, yeah, they "end" in the ending. BUT if Skipper DID like Marlene, would he fall in upendo with Kitka? Maybe. But I would think he'd think of Marlene. There are plenty of times Skipper makes fun of Marlene/females and mammals, and even pushes her (In the Line of Doody). And don't give me that "They pretend they don't like each other because they're in love!!!!111111!!!!!!11" crap. It's only true in anime. anime isn't like real life. In real life (and usually cartoons; the I-hate-you-well-actually-I-love-you-thing is only in anime), people, if they like each other, come out and say it.
I would rant some more, but Deltora Quest is on, so yeah.

MsKowalski99, alex356 and 4 others like this

SPKR689 ...you dont know how much i love this *_* it makes me want to watch it to see the ANTI SKILENE!! >XD thank you for this, EXTREMELY VALUBLE INFORMATION!!!

BirdG You're speaking out of my soul!!! Thanks!!!

skipperfan5431 MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!!! I saw it in spanish, but only understood a bit of it. I LOVE ANTI SKILENE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEEESSSSSS!!!

ladywhiplasher Finally, some People which dislike skilene as I do! That whole Skipper and Marlene stuff is so getting on my nerves. They'll never be a couple, just accept it!!!

Icicle1penguin All of you up there are breaking my heart! D': *runs away crying*

Icicle1penguin Okay, back again. ...Darn, I was wondering when someone will actually catch up! XD Nice observation guuuuurl! Seriously! I gotta give you props! XD Yes, I knew. I posted a forum in the Skilene club, like, a week after the episode aired, but no one noticed. I reviewed it in my head, I mean, Skipper fell in love with "Arlene". Ya know. Without the M. I bet this would make a big difference if Marlene said "Marlene" instead of "Arlene." But alas, With Kowalski holding her tounge it was impossible. Too late, she has become "Arlene" XD I have nooo idea how Kitka had anything to do with this though, I mean, A predator seeking for danger? I don't blame him for falling in love with her. I mean, She was PERFECT! Ya know? XD Okay, I agree with the whole "They pretend they don't like each other because they're in love!!!!111111!!!!!!11" Oh my gosh, they're HORRIBLY INCORRECT! I don't see any sign that they're interested in each other! C'mon people, OPEN YOUR EYES! I mean, I love Skilene, you know that already, but let's be logical here! sure, they come in contact sometimes, but they're just friends! (I'm hoping best though. XD) If the creators want to tell us that there is no such thing as Skilene, They REALLY shouldn't let Skipper put his flipper around Marlene, RIGHT!?! XD

Icicle1penguin Seriously, Putting a flipper around the otter isn't helping the "Denying that there's Skilene" Thing! XD

Penguinangel I saw this article, and my first thought was seriously "I wonder if Angie's been here." XD I like Skilene, but really just for the fanart and fanfics. I know they aren't in love with eachother, and they never will be. It's just fun to ship, really. :3

ladywhiplasher Yeah I think so too. They´re just friends. But I´ve seen people, who are obsessed with the idea of skilene. And I just got tired of it. I don´t think that the creators of POM wanted them to be together and would never put a real relationship into the series.

SPKR689 i do think they are telling us their just friends. i mean really? Skipper had a love, still dont know what happened there but he is going to be single in this show. whatever happends outside the show is fandom. has nothing to do with the show and that is that. now i am going to go bow down to the creators for making a "YOUR NOT GETTING SKILENE" epi ^^ hehehe

LtKowalski Very well said!

xDark_Angelx I still like the idea of Skilene (and I sure wouldn't mind for it to happen, though ^.^), but I also like to be realistic. They don't seem to be anything more than friends, yes. Very nicely put!

hanz1192 I don't actually consider the Otter Woman a Skilene episode because the guys (most especially Skipper) fell in love with "ARLENE" not Marlene, I repeat ARLENE. So it doesn't count as Skilene. They fell in love with a different Otter.

dsprtpenguin ^ i agree with hans. Guys, Otter woman wasn't a Skilene episode, it's an ArlenexSkipper one. Oh joy.

hanz1192 Exactly, Skilene hasn't happened yet, now if you ask me about Doris and Kowalski, I'm still holding out hope that it will happen

Icicle1penguin WAIT! Technically It's a Skilene episode. Get it? (Ski)pper + Ar(lene) = Skilene. XD

MsKowalski99 Then Is The Epi Really A Marski, Privlene, Or Mico, Episode? I Just have to Know That............ Now!

ladywhiplasher I have the episode in german. And skipper says at the end, that he just pretended having a crush on arlene. So I think even this pairing failed. Hooray!

xDark_Angelx ^Siriusly? 'Cause he must be a very good actor. XD

SkipperXLisa @Penguinangel OHYUSYOUCANBETYERASSANGIEWUZHERE. xD I love you guys. :'D xD I don't mind someone supporting Skilene at all. But thinking it will be, even worse, thinking it already is, cannon, is ridiculous. I really don't hate Skilene. As I said above, and have said many times before, it's just when people think it is/will be cannon. In fact lately I've sorta-kinda been liking it (I'm still a Skisa fan through-and-through ;)) I probably have more I wanted to say when I came here but my brain farted. xD

EppofangirlXD But it IS a skilene episode!: Skipper+Arlene=Skilene! Duh.

Saori14 Dudes, when Skipper says hes a good actor, he feels the need to say it because his team was starting 2 doubt him. If there wasn't anything underneath Skipper wouldn't even have pointed it out. And although I don't mind Skilene I think that in the last episode of EVAH we'll see skipper and marlene holding hands or something, like a hint, bcuz a pairing in the actual series would ruin it.

Saori14 Although, when "Arlene" catches Skipper next to the wall drawing him and Arlene with a heart, Arlene's drawing had a chest patch a different colour. This doesn't show up when Arlene's all white, so maybe he was drawing Marlene?

mostar1219 Man, I hate when people go all Spock and say that Skilene is illogical! Think of it as a mystery that most of the group feels they get. When an episode involving Skilene comes along, I've got 4 words for you and in random order, they are "told, i, so, you".

The Antarctic Mission: Scene 6

posted by peacebaby7

Antarctica

Kowalski: *awakens & sees darkness, then waddling over to Rico* "Rico, wake up!"

Rico: "Wha?" *slowly awakens*

Kowalski: "It's night. But we have a problem. There are too many clouds. I can't see any stars."

Rico: "What are we gonna do?"

Kowalski: "I dunno. I can't wait here for the stars to come out...I'm just too hungry."

Rico: "Yeah. Same here. So what do we do then?"

Kowalski: "I suggest we begin walking. Maybe we can find some food."

*Kowalski & Rico waddle till they find a small opening in the ice*

Kowalski: "Here! Maybe we can find some fish. But stay close to the surface where...

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An Interview with Skipper...

posted by peacebaby7

Interview Starting in

3...

2...

1...

Me: "So, Skipper, how long have wewe been in the military?"

Skipper: "Classified."

Me: "O...K. Um, what are some problems wewe have to deal with on daily basis?"

Skipper: "Classified."

Me: T_T "OK, um, how do your men view wewe as a leader?"

Skipper: "Classified."

Me: ',: l *sigh* "Who's your inayofuata in command?"

Skipper: "Classified."

Me: "Where did wewe go on your first mission?!"

Skipper: "Classified."

Me: >:( "What do wewe eat for breakfast?!"

Skipper: "Classified."

Me: "IS THERE ANY swali wewe WILL ANSWER?!"

Skipper: "Classified."

Me: T_T

Tip: If wewe want to interview a military operative...don't waste your breath.

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WARNING!

posted by peacebaby7

SIDE EFFECTS OF WATCHING THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR MAY INCLUDE:

--Your eyes may explode from too much awesomeness

--You may become so obsessed with the onyesha wewe will dedicate your whole life to it

--You may become a sofa spud because wewe will watch the onyesha nonstop for literally 24/7

--You may form your own commando team & put yourself & others in mortifying danger

--You may cause yourself to never speak again because wewe will try to be like Rico

--Your house may explode because wewe will try to make inventions like Kowalski

--Strained eyes because wewe will be watching the onyesha with tape holding up your eyelids so wewe don't miss a thing

Hospitals worldwide & Insurance agencies worldwide are not responsible for any of these occurances.

Apartments Menagerie Chapter One: Introductions

posted by JediPenguin16

In the moyo of Manhattan, near Central Park, is a strange apartment complex. It is made of brick, a century old, and placed between two shiny skyscrapers. The windows all have black bars, the twenty-three stories are all crooked and there is the newest addition of a Madagascar Baobab mti on the roof. The entrance was an arched brick gate way, atop which was an iron sign.

“ Apartments Menagerie. Weird name, but I do like the bila mpangilio old clock. It’s a nice touch. ” The young woman alisema to herself. She waited several moments before entering, before taking a deep breath

“ Confidence, Marlene....

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Okarah's Secret: Earth

posted by RockOnPenguin

Quick message: I wrote a prologue for this a while back, and now i'm finally gonna continue it! ^^ Enjoy!

Skipper and Marlene strolled kwa until they found a sign in front of the entrance of a forest.
Skipper: "Here lies the forest of Earth's End. A temple to wewe it will send."
Marlene: What the heck could that mean?
Skipper: I don't know, but I know a cheesy riddle when I see one. Let's see what we can find in the forest.
Marlene and Skipper entered the dark Forest. They followed a path and suddenly it ended.
Marlene: Where should we go now?
Skipper: Hmm.....
Skipper looked around and found a lever...

The Penguins' Past: Chapter One - A Forgotten Past

posted by KowalskiRocks

*Please note that Melody is my OC and that is the only reason I'm adding her. And also if this story sucks,(and it most likely will, as I'm not a very good writer)please tell me how I can improve it.*

It started as any other day. Skipper was training his crew as usual, but then a huge bird-like thing swooped straight at them! It landed a few meters away from the habitat, and at that point they could see that it wasn't a bila mpangilio object at all: it was a beautiful young penguin!
S: Is that a flying penguin?
K: It would seem so, but penguins can't fly!
P: Skipper, is it just me, au does that penguin...

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Solitude.

posted by CuteCuddly

The light was dim as Kowalski worked in his lab. Normally he wouldn’t be working in such a dim light, but today he didn’t notice the fact it could damage his eyes. Pouring chemicals into test tubes was his life’s work. There was nothing else he could do. Ever since he was a chick, he would sit alone, working on experiments.

But sometimes, he had felt lonely.

Not that he could help it; he didn’t know how to socialize then. Whenever he tried to make friends, he would start kwa saying something to do with math, au science. Other chicks would stare at him and walk off laughing.

He never met...

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What do wewe do?

posted by CuteCuddly

When you’re depressed, what do wewe do?

I look for help in many places, but I don’t always find it. So what do wewe do?

Sure, Kowalski’s science is helpful, but I don’t always understand it.
Sure, Rico’s regurgitation is useful, but I don’t always need it.
Sure, Private’s sweet view of life is encouraging, but I don’t always believe it.

So when you’re depressed, what do wewe do?

I keep looking.

Sure, Maurice’s serving is loyal, but that doesn’t always help me.
Sure, Sad-Eyes’ foot hugging is amusing, but I don’t always like it.
Sure, Ring-Tail’s partying is annoying, but I don’t...

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Till The Night Ends Chapter 5 O.O

posted by sweetyKneul

hujambo everyone! I have updated :O
Hope wewe like it ;)

They were still in the first level!
The only thing that had happened was that the playing field has been changed!
They were no longer in the jungle but in a frozen wasteland!
The beautiful soft green was replaced kwa an icy white!
And the penguins were in the middle of that!
"Oh man! Do anybody have a tanning kitanda right here?" Kowalski asked, trembling.
"Oh. Sorry! I have unfortunately forgotten it today!" Skipper shouted sarcastically.
"There!" Rico called, pointing to a flag about 20 yards away.
Rico wanted to run to the flag, but was stopped kwa Skipper....

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Never the Same (Part 1)

posted by BrightLight92

Okay, this idea came to me in a dream. It's Skilene... Just not a happy one. I would've put this on FF.net, but for some reason, it somehow got a parental block on it. :/
Marlene didn't want to let go. She didn't. She was afraid and worried and she didn't want him to leave.
"Skipper," She grasped tighter into the hug, not caring if her ring clenched uncomfortably tight to her finger. "Don't go. Please, don't go," She tried to keep the tears from her voice. She tried to sound strong, for him and for herself, but her sadness leaked into her voice and her guard went down. She grasped tighter to...

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Mother kwa Accident chapter 3:the new rules

posted by andresandru

Arlene pulled Marlene back to her habitat, and saw Private and Mandy kissing there. These two noticed her presence and blushed as they left their kiss.

"Private" Arlene started "would wewe be nice and leave?" Mandy changed her blushing to an annoied look.

"hmmm, o-ok. bye Mandy" Private left, not whithout another kiss in the cheeck of his lover. He slipped away, and Arlene crushed the newly-made wood door behind her.

"you two are going to know the new rules, and follow them, ok?" Arlene was making a verry serious tone in her voice, Mandy giggled as he asked a verry obvious question.

"why?"

"cause...

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The Arena of Death (Preview)

posted by legendary7

Skipper's point of view:

The bone-chilling hands jerked me up from the ground. Then, I knew it was my turn. As the gritty man carried me, eyes peered out of the pitch black darkness. Some were filled with melchnolly relief and others with despair. For they knew, they could be next. Right, at that moment I remembered the words my father had told me when he had left for war: "Now, that you're a soldier wewe must never be afraid to die. It is the greatest honor for a soldier to die on the battlefield. Win au don't come back at all." The human hoisted me up to his face level and snickered with his...

Shipwrecked chapter 1

posted by kivamarie

the story begins with skipper inaonyesha me a surprise.

Me: skipper can I open my eyes now?

Skipper: not yet Kiva. okay now

Me: (opens my eyes) wow. it's a boat.

Skipper: yup and for the inayofuata few days it's just going to be wewe and me going fishing.

Me: cool I like that idea skipper let's go.

so me and skipper went to Bahia De, Los Angeles and then me and skipper set sail on the mashua passing a few islands to Bahia Kino.

Skipper: so how's the mashua ride so far Kiva?

Me: hm? oh it's good skipper.

Skipper: what's wrong don't wewe like it?

Me: I do like it skipper it's just that I keep having this funny feeling...

Survival chapter 8

posted by kivamarie

the inayofuata mourning

???: Kiva.

Me: (wakes up) huh? that voice.

???: Kiva.

Me: a voice must be calling my name (wakes up skipper) skipper wake up.

Skipper: (wakes up) what is it Kiva?

Me: it's a voice it must be calling my name come on.

Skipper: a voice? hujambo wait up (follows me).

so me and skipper headed to where that voice was coming from.

???: Kiva.

Me: there it is again it's not that far skipper.

Skipper: can wewe at least slow down for once?

meanwhile

Private: Kiva. Kowalski any luck?

Kowalski: no (seeing something) wait a dakika Private I see something (sees me and skipper coming out) Private it's Kiva...

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I am in the PoM World. Chapter 2

posted by CuteCuddly

Next chappie, hope wewe enjoy.

It's hard to concentrate when you're being constantly watched over kwa a flat-headed penguin, auk who is barely taller than you. But I had to, I had no choice. He wouldn't trust me unless he puts me under constant servailance. He has to see if I'm up to anything fishy, ha, no pun intended.

So, awkward silences are always between us. The rest are out doing recon, so I try to make small talk, but he won't talk much. Ok, I understand that he's paranoid, but that doesn't mean he can't comunicate with me, does it?

"So, what kind of samaki do wewe have in your coffee?"
"Classified."...

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Love's Revenge Pt.2

posted by JayJay12

Skipper surprised face when Cream alisema "yes".

Skipper surprised face when Cream said "yes".

In the HQ...
Skipper:What the...?!Are wewe sure,soldier?!
Private:Yes!!!
Skipper:Well,let's ask her if she did!
Somewhere in Coney Island...
Hans:Well,what a girl
Marx:Yes,she is beautiful!Well,where is-
Blowhole:I'm here.*laughs evil*
Hans:You are sooooo late
Blowhole:Sorry,one of my kaa minions had an accident and someone had to clean it up
Marx:Cool segway!
Blowhole:Thanks.Marx,can I do anything for you?
Marx:I need to get rid of the penguins.Permanently.And I mean it
*smiles badly*
Above the HQ...
Cream:The kiss was only a dare,Private.What a silly imagination that wewe have! *smiles*
Private:I feel so...

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Undercover in Paris ... *Chapter 1*

posted by SkippX101

*I have ilitumwa this on the Skilene site but i thought its not JUST about Skilene...Hope u lyk!*

A silent figure moved in the darkness,he wore a hoddie koti, jacket in order to cover his face. He left a note on his bunk, turning around to watch his peaceful unit in a deep sleep. He sighed and turned around, out of the HQ and onto the 'island'. "HEEY Skipper!" A cheery voice alisema behind him. "SSSHHHH!!!!!!" He alisema covering Marlene's mouth with his flipper. "Mmh amhhr!!!!!!! Hey! What are wewe doing???" She alisema annoyed, pulling his flipper away. "None of your business...What are wewe doing here is the...

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Heat Battle Pt.2

posted by JayJay12

Still at Marlene's habitat...
Private:Mostly,I think Kowalski and Skipper have it for Cream *lays down*
Skipper and Kowalski:Are wewe serious?!
Rico:...Yes
Private:And it's the truth
Skipper and Kowalski:Oh yeah
Marlene:Do wewe guys upendo her THAT much?
Skipper:Yeah
Private:We should get going
Marlene:Alright.See wewe guys later!
Somewhere far off New York...
Dr.Blowhole:We need a plan to finally destroy those pen-guu-ins!!!
Crab Asssistant:Umm...and what about Cream?
Dr.Blowhole:I'll think of something *laughs evil*
Crab Assistant: *gulps*
At the penguin's HQ...
Private:This is getting boring,guys.Really.
Kowalski:But...

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chapter 1: New arrival.

posted by ImAnEasel

It was early in the morning in Central Park. wewe could see a tiny sliver of sun peeking reluctantly over the horizon, painting nearby clouds pink and orange. The penguins had already begun their training an saa au two ago. It looked like it was going to be yet another cloudy autumn day. When the sun was in full view and the other zoo wanyama had woken up, Marlene jumped into their habitat.
"Hey, guys!" she said, cheerily.
"Marlene!" alisema Skipper. "You can't just jump into our habitat whilst we're training!" Then he had a sekunde thought. "Unless, of course, it's something life-threatening!"
"Mm,...

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The Reverse World: Chapter 1 (The Discovery)

posted by skipper12a

So one siku I got this idea: What if the penguins had to deal with problems that were completely opposite theirs? That's what gave rise to this story. Read and enjoy!

THE REVERSE WORLD
It was a beautiful sunny siku and Private decided to take advantage of the weather to go out for a walk.
"It's a great siku for a walk now," he said, strolling about slowly in the park, "the weather's all sunny and bright..."
Then his foot caught on something big and he fell over. He picked himself up and stared at the shiny object that had caused his fall.
"What's this?" he wondered, picking it up and studying it, "It's...