Author's note: yeah. My OC Ruthless has an iPhone. Anyway, no stealz, no sue, and ENJOYZ!!!
Ringtone short #1: Skipper
Ruthless: hujambo guys, have wewe seen my iPhone?
Private: not that I know of Ruthless.
Ruthless: ok. I got it! Skipper call me.
Skipper: sure. (calls Ruthless's phone)
iPhone: (says Skipper on it and plays "Jaws" theme)
K/R/P/S: (stares at Ruthless)
Ruthless: what?
*CUT*
Ringtone short #2: Kowalski
Skipper: commence operation: Call Me! Kowalski your first!
Kowalski: alright skipper, calling Ruthless.
Ruthless's iPhone: (says Kowalski on it and plays "Get Smart" theme)
Ruthless: do I even have to answer that?
*CUT*
Ringtone short #3: Rico
Skipper: where the Duce is Rico?!
Kowalski: I have nooooo idea.
Ruthless's iPhone: (says Rico on it and plays the song "Dynamite")
Ruthless: what ya know, he's callin' me now.
Private: that's your Ringtone for him?
Skipper: (faceplam)
*CUT*
Ringtone short #4: Private
Ruthless: I can't believe I Lost my phone again!!! Private call me.
Private: okay. (calls phone)
Ruthless's iPhone: (says Private on it and has a pic of him dancing while playing the song "Just Dance")
Private: oh dear.
Skipper: Ruthless... What am I going to do with you?
Author's note: maybe zaidi later. I'm really board right now. Yeah. Have fun with this and don't forget to leave a comment! Bye!
Ringtone short #1: Skipper
Ruthless: hujambo guys, have wewe seen my iPhone?
Private: not that I know of Ruthless.
Ruthless: ok. I got it! Skipper call me.
Skipper: sure. (calls Ruthless's phone)
iPhone: (says Skipper on it and plays "Jaws" theme)
K/R/P/S: (stares at Ruthless)
Ruthless: what?
*CUT*
Ringtone short #2: Kowalski
Skipper: commence operation: Call Me! Kowalski your first!
Kowalski: alright skipper, calling Ruthless.
Ruthless's iPhone: (says Kowalski on it and plays "Get Smart" theme)
Ruthless: do I even have to answer that?
*CUT*
Ringtone short #3: Rico
Skipper: where the Duce is Rico?!
Kowalski: I have nooooo idea.
Ruthless's iPhone: (says Rico on it and plays the song "Dynamite")
Ruthless: what ya know, he's callin' me now.
Private: that's your Ringtone for him?
Skipper: (faceplam)
*CUT*
Ringtone short #4: Private
Ruthless: I can't believe I Lost my phone again!!! Private call me.
Private: okay. (calls phone)
Ruthless's iPhone: (says Private on it and has a pic of him dancing while playing the song "Just Dance")
Private: oh dear.
Skipper: Ruthless... What am I going to do with you?
Author's note: maybe zaidi later. I'm really board right now. Yeah. Have fun with this and don't forget to leave a comment! Bye!
Dearest Penguins,
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?! wewe took away all our hardly worked profits from performing songs on television. So I've come to announce that your annual fee of "borrowing money" is about 2 million dollars. Oh yes, I almost forgot about Kowalski's latest attempts to attract Doris... again, which is another 2000 dollars. Anyhow, try to be normal penguins for once and return the fees of money.
From,Your Marafiki At Hoboken. PS Savio is still seeking revenge :P
Dear Hobokeneers,
See wewe on the little floating zoo in the sky!
From, HIGHLY CLASSIFIED PS You've made a bid mistake!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU?! wewe took away all our hardly worked profits from performing songs on television. So I've come to announce that your annual fee of "borrowing money" is about 2 million dollars. Oh yes, I almost forgot about Kowalski's latest attempts to attract Doris... again, which is another 2000 dollars. Anyhow, try to be normal penguins for once and return the fees of money.
From,Your Marafiki At Hoboken. PS Savio is still seeking revenge :P
Dear Hobokeneers,
See wewe on the little floating zoo in the sky!
From, HIGHLY CLASSIFIED PS You've made a bid mistake!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)
Doris please read this!!Anyone can read it too
The scientist's upendo has departed
As both of our worlds go by
Every single nanosecond
I think of wewe siku and night
In my moyo there is no that is second
You'll always be the apple of my eye
I'll tafuta the world
Near and far then high and low
My upendo will show
Just to hold wewe gently
Don't want to let wewe go
I need a moment in my life
To be with you, I'll be true
Without realizing our isolation
With upendo and Science
I am deeply torn kwa desperation
In every experimentation
You're an inspiration
Besides the problems and life collisions
Like Skipper alisema " You're a distraction"
Now we're inter-vented
And separated for good
Up to now my upendo has departed
But.. Still "I'm screwed"
We're like fragments that were split
au gas molecules, so far away
Now, I'm broken in tiny bits
But deep inside my heart
Your loving silhouette will stay
The scientist's upendo has departed
As both of our worlds go by
Every single nanosecond
I think of wewe siku and night
In my moyo there is no that is second
You'll always be the apple of my eye
I'll tafuta the world
Near and far then high and low
My upendo will show
Just to hold wewe gently
Don't want to let wewe go
I need a moment in my life
To be with you, I'll be true
Without realizing our isolation
With upendo and Science
I am deeply torn kwa desperation
In every experimentation
You're an inspiration
Besides the problems and life collisions
Like Skipper alisema " You're a distraction"
Now we're inter-vented
And separated for good
Up to now my upendo has departed
But.. Still "I'm screwed"
We're like fragments that were split
au gas molecules, so far away
Now, I'm broken in tiny bits
But deep inside my heart
Your loving silhouette will stay
Harry:well it's not every siku u ngumi, punch a lemur
Alex:*gasp* RON AND HERMIONE!!!!!
Harry:they must be looking 4 us
Alex:bye guys,it was nice meeting u!
(upside)
Ron:where the heck have u been?
Alex:I was......um.....looking....for my Wand yeah that's it my wand right Harry?
Harry:uh?oh yeah her wand
Hermione:alright came on let's head nyumbani
Alex:okay
(at home)
Sirius:so how was the zoo?
Hermione:Alex Lost her wand but found it
Sirius:YOU Lost YOUR WAND AT TGE ZOO!
Alex:hey I found it right
(at the HQ)
Private:skippah,don't u think we should do u know ask swali Harry and Alexandra
Skipper:young private that's there choice
Alex:*gasp* RON AND HERMIONE!!!!!
Harry:they must be looking 4 us
Alex:bye guys,it was nice meeting u!
(upside)
Ron:where the heck have u been?
Alex:I was......um.....looking....for my Wand yeah that's it my wand right Harry?
Harry:uh?oh yeah her wand
Hermione:alright came on let's head nyumbani
Alex:okay
(at home)
Sirius:so how was the zoo?
Hermione:Alex Lost her wand but found it
Sirius:YOU Lost YOUR WAND AT TGE ZOO!
Alex:hey I found it right
(at the HQ)
Private:skippah,don't u think we should do u know ask swali Harry and Alexandra
Skipper:young private that's there choice