Penguins of Madagascar Article: Ruthless's ringtones for the penguins.

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posted by kowalskiro

Author's note: yeah. My OC Ruthless has an iPhone. Anyway, no stealz, no sue, and ENJOYZ!!!

Ringtone short #1: Skipper
Ruthless: hujambo guys, have wewe seen my iPhone?
Private: not that I know of Ruthless.
Ruthless: ok. I got it! Skipper call me.
Skipper: sure. (calls Ruthless's phone)
iPhone: (says Skipper on it and plays "Jaws" theme)
K/R/P/S: (stares at Ruthless)
Ruthless: what?
*CUT*

Ringtone short #2: Kowalski
Skipper: commence operation: Call Me! Kowalski your first!
Kowalski: alright skipper, calling Ruthless.
Ruthless's iPhone: (says Kowalski on it and plays "Get Smart" theme)
Ruthless: do I even have to answer that?
*CUT*

Ringtone short #3: Rico
Skipper: where the Duce is Rico?!
Kowalski: I have nooooo idea.
Ruthless's iPhone: (says Rico on it and plays the song "Dynamite")
Ruthless: what ya know, he's callin' me now.
Private: that's your Ringtone for him?
Skipper: (faceplam)
*CUT*

Ringtone short #4: Private
Ruthless: I can't believe I Lost my phone again!!! Private call me.
Private: okay. (calls phone)
Ruthless's iPhone: (says Private on it and has a pic of him dancing while playing the song "Just Dance")
Private: oh dear.
Skipper: Ruthless... What am I going to do with you?
Author's note: maybe zaidi later. I'm really board right now. Yeah. Have fun with this and don't forget to leave a comment! Bye!

CarlosPenaLove, carsfan and 4 others like this

pomfan2 It'z AWESOME! and really funny XD i 'loled' thru the whole thing! plus i was just watching a video of Ko on utube with the 'get smart' theme...interesting XDD

kowalskiro ^ thanks buddy. Sometimes I think my ideas are crazy.

Hijinata lol those songs are perfeect for them XD

kowalskiro ^ thanks!

candlefairy_13 OMIGOSH! That was so funny! XD Skipper! The "Jaws" theme! And I love Private's expression: O_O Oh dear. Classic! XD

kowalskiro Awww! Thanks guys! I CAN WRIGHT FUNNY STUFF!!!!!! YEAHS!!!!! :D you guys made me very happy today. Basiclly the "Jaws" theme is what Ruthless hears in her head every time Skipper walks in a room. ;)

kowalskiro I'VE COME UP WITH A OCxCharacter LOVE THINGIE!!!! It's called Ruco. Guess who it is. ;)

Icicle1penguin The first one I found incredibly funny! XD

kowalskiro Thanks icicle!

KowalSkip9 I can't think of the Jaws theme without also thinking of a scene in Back to the Future 2. ^^ (Me and my movies -_-) I thought that was really funny! Of course Rico's would be Dynamite. Heheh

kowalskiro I'm still thanking everybody!!!! You too up there! ^^

mixmaster15 LOL XD Nice Job! XD

kowalskiro THANKS!!!!!

kowalskiro Yes, I'm sayin' thanks ta everybody!

egel_0507 Love it! XD

kowalskiro Thanks!!!

quasomeness Quasome ringtones! For Julien, it should be Trololol.

kowalskiro ^ thanks! I was thinking about Julien's. The first thing that came to my head was(of course) I like to move it.

EppofangirlXD LOL. wth?

kowalskiro ^ what do you mean by 'wth'?

carsfan XD so funny! XD I love it!

carsfan But for Kowalski`s rigntone, I was thinking more of the song "I am a scientist". but great job any way! XD Heres the link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOb8f7sMcvk XD

kowalskiro ^ thanks! I can't watch the video now but later.

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A Song for Doris the dolphin Lyrics (rough draft)

posted by Bluepenguin

This is the rough draft of the lyrics, I would upendo to have revisions and constructive maoni added to this post. Please add muziki notes to the song kwa posting it on the pictures section of this fanclub. Hope wewe enjoy! :D

Kowalski: A Song for Doris the Dolphin.

Kowalski pulls out a guitar, gitaa and starts playing

Kowalski:
Stunning like a beach, pwani sunset,
Her eyes bluer than the neverending ocean,
She bears an amazingly soft face,
That I will never be able to hold.

Doris, the dolphin,
She is a miracle of nature,
Doris, the dolphin,
If only she would upendo me,

We swam in peace, in perfect harmony,
Flipper in flipper we went,
I was so happy and in total bliss,
But then, she cruelly left me,

Doris, the dolphin,
Why did wewe abandon me?
Doris, the dolphin,
If only she would upendo me,

If only she would upendo me.

.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*.

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The Fizzy Dizzy Drink

posted by Sandrei

The Fizzy Dizzy Drink

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"Kowalskiiii!" remarked Skipper without turning his head. "What exactly did I tell wewe about minding your steps? wewe should...

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The Most Dangerous Mission Chapter 2

posted by 18wanda

The Most Dangerous Mission
Chapter 2: Greener Pastures
    The inayofuata morning at early hours, Skipper couldn’t sleep, and he knew why too. He found himself drifting along the corridor to Kowalski’s bunk. He stood there a moment before hesitantly opening the door and going inside.
    “Yes, Skipper.” Kowalski raised his head from the meza, jedwali where he fell asleep on a pile of all his experiment parts. His eyes drooped from exhaustion, but Skipper didn’t really care that he was interrupting anything right now.
    “Well, wewe aren’t...

The Most Dangerous Mission Chapter 1

posted by 18wanda

The Most Dangerous Mission
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    Rico was playing outside in the snow, making neat little drifts to stash his valuable processions beneath. He had been bored that siku and was lighting things on moto inside of the base.
    Skipper was obviously annoyed and told him to do something productive in the snow. So that is exactly what Rico did. He was burying his artillery, trying to leave it in places that were impossible to find. It was like Skipper always said: “You can’t trust anyone, especially yourself.”
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Skipper's Military Days-Episode 2: The Hidden Island

posted by 123cosmo4

Skipper’s Military Days
Episode 2: The Hidden Island
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WARNING: This story may contain material that is disturbing to some viewers. Viewer discretion is advised.

The something that hit the water slammed into it with such force that the whole ship rose and then fell back in the water roughly. Skipper was tossed around the deck like a…wait for it…Wonder pet! Wonder pets, wonder pets, we’re on our way! To help a baby penguin, auk and save the day! We’re not too big and we’re not too tough! But when we work together we got the right stuff....

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Penguins of Madagascar play Operation taco Part 1

posted by 18wanda

The penguins are starving and decide to find a place to take a load off and eat some lunch. The only problem is where to go. They debate amongst themselves for disagreement is commo when it comes to lunch.
Private: We should go to IHop. They have the best pancakes with strawberries on top!
Kowalski: That is the most ridiculous idea I have ever heard. The fat levels in the pancake batter does ot compute with the syrup mixture-
Rico: nuh uh. Fish?
Skipper: Bobkis! What is the matter with wewe men? Arguing over something as simple as filling your gut. Now we are all going to Dairy Queen. The kids meals...

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Private and Hunter

added by Rikopriski

Source: Operation Antarctica

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The Cutest Picture of Julien <3

added by Tressa-pom

Source: Best Laid Plantains

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Baby Fossa loves King Julien ( and his yummy tail!)

added by JediPenguin16

Source: me

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Skipper is dancing!!!

added by Tressa-pom

Source: The Return of Revenge of Dr. Blowhole

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Let go of my leg

added by MaxTheCat

Source: Me

ABORT! ABORT!

added by skipperfan5431

Source: ME!!!!

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i`m watching wewe !!

added by cattoy10

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PoM Humanized+Female Version

added by mexicanpenguin

Source: mexicanpenguin

tortured...chapter 1

posted by spmana123

note:this is my first story, so it might not be the best, but its pretty good:) enjoy!

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skipper:blowhole, stop! your gonna kill him!

blowhole: i,ll never stop, and he,ll suffer until he begs me to kill him!

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What Does The Julien Say kwa Marlene

posted by MorG14

Marlene: I know how to teach Eva her bird sounds Skipper in a song but there's one I don't know Skipper: Start imba Marlene: (sings) Skipper Freaks People Out Rico goes jerk and the Private goes will wewe go out on a tarehe with me Eva is dumb and Kowalski stresses out shyly Alice goes my great great grandparents Classified runs away from Dave the Octopus but theres one sound that no one knows what does the Julien say

heartless means old no good jerk, heartless means old no good jerk, heartless means old no good jerk

what does the Julien say

I was a king before, I was a king before, I was a king before

what does the Julien say

nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag, nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag, nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag nag

what does the Julien say

annoy annoy annoy annoy, annoy annoy annoy annoy, annoy annoy annoy annoy

what does the Julien say and that's the sound that no one knows

Julien: (yells) I DO Not sound like that.