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Marlene was confused, but she new what to do, Hans had falled for her, lets see if the other does the same.

The puffin was in the H.Q., kusoma a newspaper.

"what a disgrace of material!" the puffin said, as he threw the newspaper

"hey, how's it doing?" Marlene said, sounding the most seductor she could.

"welll hello, why such a lovely otter is in a such vulgary place like this may I ask?" the puffin replied with a grin. Marlene could see that he was completely in upendo with her, it was gonna be a pice of cake.

"soooooo, whats your name lovely puffin?" she asked sitting in the part of the meza, jedwali just above the puffin

"sorry darling" the puffin got at milimeters of the otter, putting his white flipper in her chin "but thats confidential nformation"

"couldnt wewe get it for someone special like....me?" Marlene said, as she touched his big platinium beak, trying to make him spit the words

"well.....maybe I could......"

"soooo, shiny puf?" marlene started thinking that some little compliment could get her somewhere

"ok...hehe" the puffin giggled some times, as he blushed "my name is-"

"snah!" Skipper shouted as he entered, he saw the two wanyama together, at one milimeter of each other

"what in the snapper, changu IS HAPPENING HERE??!!" he said, as the two wanyama got away of each other, the puffin blushed, but marlene stod back witha naughty grin in her face.

"snah, I need wewe to train them,you-know-for-what mission will be soon, I alredy told...why is she here?" Skipper realised, late, that marlene was there, hearing the conversation

"she, she's um......." the puffin had no idea

"ahhhh" skipper face palmed himself "just leave!"

"ok skippo" the puffin left

silence.

"sooooooooo skippo?"

"hahaha! dont laugh at it!"

"skipper, stop being a pest!" she said, again seductor and softly, as she putted he hand in skipper's cheek

"you think that will work on me?" Skipper grinned at the otter

"no" Marlene answered, grabbing hardly Skipper's cheek and pushing him to the ground, if she'd learned something of him, it was the technics

Marlene hit Skipper in his neck, letting him uncouncious, it gave her some sekunde to find the weird kofia, chapeo snah putted on skipper so she could also know the thruth

she found it in the back of the table, easy peasy, she putted it on, and lighted it up, she then saw a documental in seconds, it was completly sad, disturbing, and completly terrifying, Skipper woke up at the end of the documentary for marlene, she threw the kofia, chapeo towards the ground, and looked angryly at Skipper

"I wont let wewe kill us!" she yelled as she ran out, ready to tell everyone about the hidden arsenal and the invasion
In fact, that night, Private had much difficulty in falling asleep. Simply the thought of a friend who was in need prevented the penguin, auk from sleeping. He wondered if Rico was awake, too. He certainly hoped not. Private only wished the best for the regurgitating penguin.

Suddenly, a noise from below grasped Private’s full attention. On first inspection, it was difficult to determine what the sound was. Luckily, Private merely turned his head to the side and caught the perfect glimpse of Rico’s back. The heavyset penguin, auk was slowly heading towards the television. This baffled Private, for...
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posted by Cornflak
Despite the fact that it was well early in the morning, the injured Private was aliyopewa a few hours to himself for rest and recovery. Skipper stayed true to his word, being sure as to give Private his privacy throughout the entire day. Having done this, the leader also granted the rest of the team absolute freedom for the day. Hopefully, this would give the other penguins some time to themselves. After Private’s unexpected disappearance, it was probably for the best.

Taking advantage of these moments, Kowalski chose to sit in a corner of the room, uandishi all of his thoughts on his notepad....
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hello i'm here to inform the peaple about peinguins. peaple used to think that peinguins only lived in antartica truth is they can be found just about anywere from africa to calafornia infact there are only SIX species of peinguins that actually live in antartica including the peinguins we all know and upendo who are the only species that has plain machungwa, chungwa feet and some times machungwa, chungwa bill they can also be black and plain black and white feathers all other species of peinguins like the emporror peinguin the largest species of peinguins at a lenght of up to three feet has an machungwa, chungwa near and on the...
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posted by rico911910
..YOU LOOK AT THE inayofuata PAGE.......................
was nurses and docters all crowded around Skipper how was laying on the hospital kitanda shacking will the some of them were holding him down. One of the docters puting a oxagen mask on Skipper and held it there so he could breath easier. Then a nurse came in holding a shot with meadisen filled haf way to the top. As the meadisen was injeted into skipper to calm his moyo rate down the room begian to fall into silence. Slower and slower his
heart started to bet. When the docters looked at the monuter they side in releaf when Skipper's moyo rate...
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S:Skipper; K:Kowalski; P: Private; R: Rico; M:Marlene; J: Julien; Mau: Maurice; Mort:Mort. A: Alice



Part Two

Alice breaks the bottle against the juu of the cage and the glass shatters everywhere. She places the kisu right in front of the cage door. She opens the cage.

A: Now wewe can get out! Let’s see if wewe are smart enough!!!

She stares at them and waits.

S: We aren’t gonna get out like this! Rico!
R: Blaghhh (he pukes a handglider and they all hold on to some ones leg. Alice watches with fury)
A: wewe aren’t off the hook that easy! And I guess wewe are wondering what happened to your little...
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The rats lead Skipper away on the steel cage. This time he knew better than to struggle, he might as well save his energy for what was coming. ‘Well,’ thinks Skipper ‘I guess that this is the moment of truth.’ The sound of footsteps and the repugnant smell went away after a while and a few moments later Skipper felt himself being lowered down again. The cover is pulled away; Skipper blinks in the sudden light as his eyes adjust. In front of him stood Kowalski, Rico, and Private, all seeming exceedingly happy. Skipper was back inside his lair. The rats climb back outside chuckling as...
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[Skipper looks around. His penguin, auk lair is empty]
    Skipper: Kowalski? Rico? Private? Anyone? All my men seem to be gone. Perhaps they’re at Marlene’s.
[He sneaks over to Marlene’s habitat, careful to not be seen]
    Skipper: Marlene? Marlene! She seems to be gone to! This must be a complot, but from who? The only suspicious activity I have seen came from…[Gasps] Kowalski!
[Skipper quickly rushes to the lemur habitat. After much searching (even underneath the "RoyalThrone")he finds it empty]
    Skipper: No! Not the lemurs too!...
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Kowalski is walking down the busy sidewalk and stops when he sees Skipper sitting on a mitaani, mtaa corner with a tin can to collect change.
Skipper: Spare change for a new lair, please? Over here, I need dough!
Kowalski: Skipper? What are wewe doing?
Skipper: Kowalski, I never thought I would be happier to see your brain. How far are we from a new lair?
Kowalski looks in the cup and sees one Candy wrapper along with a button.) At this rate centuries.
Skipper: We are depending on Rico and Private now.
Kowalski: No we’re not.
They see two penguins, Rico and Private, heading toward them.
Skipper: Report....
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added by Kinkystar
posted by midnightangel88
private: uh (wakes up) where are we skippah
pinkie: (pops out of nowhere) hi there my names pinkie
private: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
pinkie: oh i'm sorry
private: skippah skippah where are wewe (wimpers)
pinkie: hujambo whats wrong
private: (crys) skippah
pinkie: (picks him up and brings him to twilights)
private: where am i (wimpers) skippah please come
twilight: who's skipper
private: skippah's m-my brother so are kowalski and rico (wimpers) i don't know where i am i'm scared
fluttershy: aww what a poor thing
meanwhile at the hq
skipper: hujambo where's private (hears something)
tv: skippah's my brother so are kowalski and rico (wimpers) i don't know where i am i'm scared
they travel there
skipper: were here
private: (wimpers and gets taken to canterlot)
to be continued
posted by SJF_Penguin2
link if wewe would like to access the first chapter.

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Off the Shelf
A Penguins of Madagascar fanfic
Chapter 2: "Career Change"

Liz glanced at her daughter in the back kiti, kiti cha through the rearview mirror of her silver Subaru Outback. "So, have wewe named your little Marafiki yet?"

"Yes." Chelsea held Skipper up. "This is Mr. Penguin." And then held up Marlene. "And this is Mrs. Penguin."

"No, no, sweetie. The brown one is an otter. Remember the story I told wewe in the gift shop?"

"I know she's an otter, Mom. But she changed her name when she got married."

"Married?"...
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“Tuckered Out”
November 1, 2014


Marlene yawned. “Thanks for taking me to that Enrique Guitaro concert, guys,” she alisema to the penguins as they drove her home. “It went a lot better than last time. And going backstage? That was”—she yawned again as if she hadn’t slept in days—“really awesome,” she finished.

Skipper chuckled from his place to the right of her. “I don’t think staying up all the way to one in the morning is a good idea for you.”

Marlene shook her head. “No, no, I’m awake.” She fought off another yawn and rubbed her eyes. “Tack as a sharp.”

Skipper...
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“I Insist”
September 27, 2014


“All right, men. I want a perimeter. Make it fast, make it wide, and make it where wewe can see everything, but nothing can see you,” Skipper ordered the team in Central Park. “On my mar —”

“Hey, aren’t wewe those penguins from the aquarium?” Fred interrupted as he approached them.

Skipper rolled his eyes. “Zoo, actually. What do wewe want, Fred? We’re in the middle of something,” he asked impatiently.

“Yeah, I’m in the middle of something too. I think it’s called Central Park. Anyway, I was just wondering, is that otter friend of yours...
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“Another Side”
April 26, 2014


    Skipper led a blindfolded Marlene into her cave.

    “Skipper, what is this? What’s the big surprise?” Marlene urged with anticipation.

    “Well, remember a couple of weeks zamani when wewe alisema you’ve always wanted to stargaze, but couldn’t because of the bright city lights?” Skipper asked, preparing to remove the blindfold.

    “Yes, why?” Marlene answered.

    Skipper pulled off the blindfold. “That’s why,” he alisema with a grin.

    Marlene...
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No Time 07.14.16

“Maurice!” Julien cried from his throne.

Maurice trudged up to him, not even trying to hide his contempt. “Yes, your majesty?”

“I need another smoothie,” Julien said, propping his head up with one paw while rubbing his chest with the other. He coughed and wheezed. “I can feel my time approaching . . . so make it with extra maembe, embe for the extra sweet-y-ness-ness . . .”

Maurice rolled his eyes. “You alisema your time was approaching two days ago,” he said.

“Well, how should I know, Maurice? I am not Clair’s Voyage!” Julien alisema before coughing again.

“It’s...
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Foreign 02.24.16

“Morning, Nari!” Marlene alisema one morning, excitedly nudging her habitat-mate and adoptive sister. “Come on, wake up!” she urged, eager to get out in the Monterey sun.

Nari stretched her arms and legs with a yawn as she sat up. “Marlene, the morning will still be there in ten minutes,” she complained with a smile.

Marlene laughed and pulled her arm. “Don’t be a wimp! Come on! Let’s go for a swim!”

The two went outside their cave-like room out into the California spring morning, Marlene at the lead while Nari lagged behind. Marlene njiwa into their pond while...
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added by Featherson
Source: Penguins of Madagascar
posted by peacebaby7
Author’s Note: This is my sixth installment of skits. My first was regular everyday scenarios (link), then Skilene-themed skits (link), then a set for the villains (link), then a set starring the lemurs (link), then a humanized set (link), and lastly, Dorski-themed skits (link). I now present to my readers, Dave Skits! I had loads of fun with this one and I hope wewe all enjoy them. kwa the way, I certainly did not do this as an excuse to make celebrity puns. I’m not sure why wewe would think that . . .

61) Time is Money [XXVIII]

“I want to thank wewe for meeting with me, Mr. Miyoshi. Your...
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posted by Mother-of-PoM
Then, there were gone. Private went into the bathroom where he noticed something he didn't notice before. A key was sitting inayofuata to the bathtub. He started to walk in front of the bathtub to get to the key but a zombie threw itself out of the bathtub making him yelp and back away.

'Around the tub then...'

Private was thankful the zombie didn't songesha as he made his way around. He smiled and picked up the key. Then the zombie lunged at him, Private screamed and moved to doge it then slid out of the room and slammed the door shut. His eyes widened. A doll with red feathers and amber eyes was walking...
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