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Marlene was confused, but she new what to do, Hans had falled for her, lets see if the other does the same.

The puffin was in the H.Q., kusoma a newspaper.

"what a disgrace of material!" the puffin said, as he threw the newspaper

"hey, how's it doing?" Marlene said, sounding the most seductor she could.

"welll hello, why such a lovely otter is in a such vulgary place like this may I ask?" the puffin replied with a grin. Marlene could see that he was completely in upendo with her, it was gonna be a pice of cake.

"soooooo, whats your name lovely puffin?" she asked sitting in the part of the meza, jedwali just above the puffin

"sorry darling" the puffin got at milimeters of the otter, putting his white flipper in her chin "but thats confidential nformation"

"couldnt wewe get it for someone special like....me?" Marlene said, as she touched his big platinium beak, trying to make him spit the words

"well.....maybe I could......"

"soooo, shiny puf?" marlene started thinking that some little compliment could get her somewhere

"ok...hehe" the puffin giggled some times, as he blushed "my name is-"

"snah!" Skipper shouted as he entered, he saw the two wanyama together, at one milimeter of each other

"what in the snapper, changu IS HAPPENING HERE??!!" he said, as the two wanyama got away of each other, the puffin blushed, but marlene stod back witha naughty grin in her face.

"snah, I need wewe to train them,you-know-for-what mission will be soon, I alredy told...why is she here?" Skipper realised, late, that marlene was there, hearing the conversation

"she, she's um......." the puffin had no idea

"ahhhh" skipper face palmed himself "just leave!"

"ok skippo" the puffin left

silence.

"sooooooooo skippo?"

"hahaha! dont laugh at it!"

"skipper, stop being a pest!" she said, again seductor and softly, as she putted he hand in skipper's cheek

"you think that will work on me?" Skipper grinned at the otter

"no" Marlene answered, grabbing hardly Skipper's cheek and pushing him to the ground, if she'd learned something of him, it was the technics

Marlene hit Skipper in his neck, letting him uncouncious, it gave her some sekunde to find the weird kofia, chapeo snah putted on skipper so she could also know the thruth

she found it in the back of the table, easy peasy, she putted it on, and lighted it up, she then saw a documental in seconds, it was completly sad, disturbing, and completly terrifying, Skipper woke up at the end of the documentary for marlene, she threw the kofia, chapeo towards the ground, and looked angryly at Skipper

"I wont let wewe kill us!" she yelled as she ran out, ready to tell everyone about the hidden arsenal and the invasion
posted by Mother-of-PoM
(This was made for my own enjoyment of PoM and Mad Father, plus I have to get this out of my head XD This takes place before Private even joined the team and this is not cannon. Its fanmade. So without further jibber jabbers, enjoy.)

A small black flipper knocked against a steel door. He frowned when no one answered the door.

"Big Brothah?" He tried again, "Are wewe in there Blue?" He inquired lowly, he has been warned over and again not to raise his voice in the house. He stepped aside as the door opened and his big brother came out. "Big brothah!" He smiled brightly.

The penguin, auk in front of him...
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Smile 09.06.15

“Operation: Frozen is a success!” Skipper said, holding up his successfully retrieved snow cone.

Kowalski sighed. “Too bad they were out of blueberry,” he muttered in disappointment.

Skipper rolled his eyes. “Let it go,” he said. He turned toward the others. “Let’s head back to HQ.”

The penguins started their journey back through Central Park to the zoo, happily licking at their snow cones in the mid-summer heat. But when they were about halfway there, Private grabbed his leader’s shoulder to bring him to a stop.

“Wait, Skipper, look over there,” he alisema pointing...
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Dying 04.04.15

Note: This installment is humanized.

— § —

Skipper sat in the emergency room waiting area, his face in his hands, as he waited for the doctor to come back with news. His college roommate and best friend, Kowalski, sat inayofuata to him, wishing he could think of something to say to bring him comfort. They’d been waiting there for almost an hour. Finally, a surgeon stepped out of the operating room, her hands and arms wet after scrubbing out. She pulled his face mask under her chin.

“Mr. Guin?” she inquired toward Skipper, who stood.

“Yes. How is she?” he asked rubbing his...
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added by Sheila-Daimond
 "Breaking News!"
"Breaking News!"
This part was a lot of fun to write! Please review!

"Breaking news!" the tall, blonde haired news reporter exclaimed. "I'm live to you, from the Arctic! Today, November 26th, 2004, there was an avalanche, spreading across the great portion of a mountain! Luckily, there was only person in its path, and he is only suffering minor injuries. Here he is now!"

Now there was a man, the same man that the group of Arctic wanyama had saved from the avalanche. The blonde reporter held her microphone up and asked: "How did wewe manage to get out of that with only a broken nose?"

The man, who still seemed traumatized...
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Eight Months Later

Kowalski woke with a yawn and hopped down from the juu bunk. He slugged his way over to the coffee machine to start Skipper’s brew when he realized it’d already been made. Suddenly alert, he turned to see Skipper’s bunk empty and a faint light coming from under his lab door. He gently pushed it open and peered in.

Skipper was facing away from him at the parallel bars Rico had built for him when he’d finally stood up from his wheelchair two weeks ago. So far, he hadn’t been able to do much but stand and pivot, but Skipper kept swearing he could feel in his gut that...
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added by ILUVKOWALSKI
Source: Me
posted by TheRatKing1
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“Crazy Old Cat Lady”

“The Penguins of Madagascar”

Season 4 Episode 7 (4X07)

Production Code: 407

Previous: “The dolphin Who Hired Me”
Next: “Porpoise With a Purpose”

Crazy Old Cat Lady/Transcript

Scene I: Gladys’ Apartment

(Nana and Gladys are sitting down at Gladys’ coffee table, drinking chai and laughing)

Nana: (Chuckling) So I alisema to him, “My Handbag!” and I WALLOPED him right where it hurt! He was a very bad kitty, that Alex! Oh (giggles) yes he was!

Gladys: Oh but dear, how did wewe ever get out of Africa in the first place?

Nana: Oi, Gladys, it was quite the trip! I had...
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added by Cowtails
added by Cowtails
The moon shone its rays over the treetops, lighting up my way. The forest was silent, except for the sound of my beating heart, which I hoped only I could hear. This was a suicide mission; it was either do au die. If Blowhole was defeated, I would finally get my revenge. On the other hand, if I lost, I would not have long to live.
I almost jumped out of my feathers when an owl screamed at me to get out of his territory. I think he was afraid that I was going to steal his mice. I would not loose sleep over it. I had sworn never to eat a panya, kipanya again unless it was a dire emergency.
Have wewe ever...
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Note: This is a short chapter just to conclude things up. Hope wewe enjoyed it!

“Kowalski, tell me you’ve cracked this thing,” alisema Skipper. “The humans will arrive at any moment.”
“Almost there, Skipper. Just a few zaidi touches.”
Private turned to his leader. “Skipper! Someone’s coming!”
“Kowalski! It’s now au never!”
Kowalski hit the send button. “Mission accomplished, sir.”
“Go! Go! Go!”
The team made it up to the air vent just in time. The humans walked into the room. “I could have sworn I’d closed the lights.”
“Nah, you’re crazy.”
“It’s...
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Author’s Note: This was requested kwa link. It’s a blooper on a song variation she wrote to the tune of Second Chance kwa Shinedown. To read the original song variation, click link. This is meant to be set in a recording studio.

♦ ♦ ♦

Take One: “One Man Stand”

Sound Director: “Alright, Kowalski. We are recording in five, four, three, two—” *holds up one finger and points*

Kowalski: ♫My brain is big and wide
And kwa the way
My experiment failed today.
Skipper’s rage climbs so high—


Skipper: *over the mic* “Did wewe have to bring me into this?!”

Kowalski: T_T

Take Two: “One...
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Rico had awoken...he was strapped to a meza, jedwali in a dark room....he was frightened and wondered where he was...he struggled and screamed asking where he was...but all he could do was do that...until he heard a door slowly open...

Rico: let me go!! Now whoever wewe are au your gonna be sorry!!

???:I can't Bieleve I finally captured you....and it was too easy....hehehe...

It was the man who kidnapped Rico at the zoo...he walked up to Rico and smiled down on at him...

Rico:(up chucks bomb at him)

The man dodges the bomb and quickly gets back over near him...the man is now angry and punches Rico in the...
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NOTE: Okay... This is my very first FF on the fansite so if I screw up... PLEASE FORGIVE ME!
Just some symbols...
Author's Note is in bold
Action/Scene is in italics
Thought Speak is with < & >

Part I: The Beginning
Oh! I forgot to mention that I won't give away the main character's REAL name until the end of the FF, THAT will be determined later...

I'm also gonna throw in a couple references...Just for fun :D

(A car pulls up to the Central Park Zoo...)
?: Here we go... (sighs)
(6 little kids run out of the car)
?'s Mom: wewe kids have fun! (turns to ?)Now wewe make sure wewe keep the kids...
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"Skipper are wewe sure we aren't lost? This is NOT the part of New Jersey wewe want to be in at night...for wewe guys...not that bad...for a young and sort of vulnerable girl like me...very bad!" Cowtails alisema nervously.

Suddenly, three tough looking guys walked up.

"What's a pretty thing like wewe doin' walkin' her pets around at 11 at night?" The first guy asked.

"yeah...don't wewe know it's a bit dangerous, dollface?" The sekunde guy said.

Skipper glared. Dollface was his line!

"there could be gangs...or kidnappers..." The third guy alisema slowly smirking.

Cowtails spotted the tojo on their necks,...
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Kowalski face flippered, "Now wewe did it..."

~ Cowtails banged her head on the inside of the bubble, "you...don't...like...him...you...don't...like...h im..."

~ Skipper took a step forward. "yes...I...did..." He smirked, "come on, what wewe got?"

Private dragged the other penguins behind the control board, "TAKE COVAH!"

Sweet Pripper cracked her knuckles, "BRING IT ON PECKER FACE!"

"I have my bets on Skipper since Sweet Pripper is a human.." Kowalski alisema slowly.

SP got out her chainsaw, " Your going to eat those words for your last meal..."

"I take it back.." Kowalski muttered.

"bring it on...IT."...
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posted by Cowtails
SP was sitting down flipping a coin, "Wait, what are we doing again?" She asked.

Kowalski face flippered. SP threw the coin down.

"WAIT! We are rescuing Cowtails!" She shouted.

~ "Do wewe birds ever give up?" Blowhole scowled.

"apparently not, let's just find a new hiding spot. Remember, wewe don't give up either..." Cowtails alisema with a sweet smile.

~ "she's still faking...hmmm...what should we do? Kowalski! Options!" Skipper shouted.

~ "come on Blowy let's go." Cowtails said.

"Alright..." Blowhole sighed, flying off.

~ "HOW ABOUT THE OPTION GO AFTER THEM!" SP shouted.

"BUT HE DIDN'T ASK YOU...
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Cowtails ran over to Blowhole and clinged to him.

"Don't go! I want to help destroy the penguins!" Then she shook he head, "why the heck am I hugging BLowhole?"

I glared, "whoever's cruel joke it is to control Cowtails, knock it off! That includes you, Blowhole!"

The rest of my team looked around.

"Don't look at me, I am not the cause of this." Sweet Pripper alisema slowly.

"It's so not my fault..." Blowhole muttered.

"liar!" Sweet Pripper snapped.

"Let's go Blowy." Cowtails alisema with a girlish giggle which isn't her at all!

I growled under my breath.

"OH NO wewe DON'T!" Sweet Pripper suddenly...
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    Lorrie had become anxious. What the hell did drake find that was so horrible that he couldn’t tell her on the phone?

    The apartment that she and drake were staying in was only a few minutes’ drive from Central Park. Lorrie awaited on a park bench holding Kowalski in her lap. She didn’t bother with wasting time putting him in his cage.

    A cab pulled up at the side of the park a couple of dakika after Lorrie had arrived and drake stepped out. After tipping the cabbie, he scanned the park, and when he spotted her, he paced...
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