Penguins of Madagascar Article: nukuu from "The Most Dangerous Game Night"

nukuu from "The Most Dangerous Game Night"

posted by 27Kowalski

Ok, here I post the first nukuu I took from "The Most Dangerous Game Night".
Soon I will post the ones from mitaani, mtaa Smarts.

Maurice: It’s true. It was supposed to be another penguin, auk meeting.
Julien: Probably about something stupid and useless.. like safety.
Mort: I’m bored.
*Julien takes a TNT stick from Rico's mouth and handles it to Mort*
Julien: Go and run around the pool with this.
Mort: I am a wizard! *TNT explodes* Ouchie my magic!

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Skipper: No time for words. Just point where we need to bring violence!
Marlene: Oh, I dunno- *She unintentionally points her arm in a direction*
Skipper: 4 o’clock! Agh! *penguins point a bazooka at a chameleon*

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Skipper: That’s what Manfredi and Johnson alisema to me, 6 hours before their corpse were found inside a thimble on Ventnor Avenue.

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Kowalski: ...And this is the assault vehicle that backs down. My noble career ends on a snacks run: Is there anything zaidi humiliating?
Mort: Candy mustache!
*Mort puts on Kowalski's beak "Candy Mustache".*
Kowalski: I’m going to cry over there.

-§-

Skipper: *watching through his binocular* Scanning...Scanning...Still scanning...
Marlene: It’s ok to be wrong, I mean, c’mon! Say it just one time: Game Night is really awesome and Marlene has close togheter this Zoo.
*Skipper ignores what Marlene said*
Skipper: Scanning...

Hope it's correct on the grammatical side. Don't blame me for it...

Funny, right?

egel_0507, CoolNala and 2 others like this

stlouisfan Awesome. The scene with the lemurs sounds hilarious.

27Kowalski ^Yeah! Really awesome and hilarious.

Gumball17 Um, I don't get the second one?

SkippX101 That is sooo FUNNY! i really can't wait to see it! But...i don't rly understand the last quote? Other than that its SO FUNNY!

27Kowalski ^Oh, I explain *Spoiler Alert*: @Gumball17: All the Zoo animals were called in a meeting. Skipper, thinking there's an emergency, asks Marlene what was the problem and before she could say something Skipper interrupted her. And here starts the dialogue. Hope it's clear now. @SkippX101: Skipper, paranoid as always, keeps checking Marlene's Game Night. But it seems great, so Marlene starts to gloat. And here starts the dialogue. Hope you get it now.

SaturdaySurpris Poor Kowalski...^^

PoMroxx LOL..ouchie my magic...

27Kowalski ^Yeah, really funny. As for me, that was one of the best parts.

lilzoey107 does rico do anything funny? i think it's funny in all but i just wanna know if does anything crazy or somethin..... i'm just sayin

27Kowalski ^Rico's always funny. But he didn't do a lot of crazy and funny things in "The Most Dangerous Game Night".

Pomfan2011 OMG I <3 YOU FOR THIS!!! LOL YOU SHOULD KEEP POSTING QUOTES PLEASE!!!!!! :D

27Kowalski ^Soon I will post some quotes from Street Smarts. So, you just need to wait a little bit.

Pomfan2011 Thank you!!

egel_0507 Thank you for posting this! XD

KaylaFoxeh Thanks for posting this. I found it really amusing. I cant wait to see it

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P.O.M - Episode ‘Virus Attack’ Part 2/4

posted by NYCPenguins

Virus Attack

Meanwhile, in the Park…

Kowalski: [Licks Snow Cone] "Mmmm! Delicious!"
Private: "Better than ever!"
Rico: [Swallows the whole Cone]
Kowalski: "That’s enough rest for now. Let’s go finish my Surprise for Skipper!"
Private: "I wonder if he suspects anything…"
Kowalski: "Oh, Private! It’s under wraps. He doesn’t even know we're building it."

As the Penguins finish their Snow Cones and get back to the Zoo, they hear Maurice and Mort screaming…

Private: "Sounds like Maurice is in trouble!"
Rico: "Skippa widdem (‘But Skipper is with them’)!"
Kowalski: "I know! Something strange is going on!"...

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P.O.M - Episode ‘Virus Attack’ Part 1/4

posted by NYCPenguins

Virus Attack

It was a beautiful morning in New York. Private and Rico were helping Kowalski with his new invention, in their HQ. Meanwhile, Skipper was in the Lemurs' Habitat, playing cards with Julien. After spending hours to get his new invention, ‘The 3-Dimensional Computer’ done, Kowalski decides to take a break…

Kowalski: "Voila! My new invention, 'The 3-Dimensional Computer'!"
Private: "Well, the wires stuck-out. I can’t fix it!"
Kowalski: "It’s not finished yet, but we’ll need zaidi two hours to complete it. With my ‘3-Dimensional Computer’, we can do anything, like Accessing the Internet,...

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Skipper, Kowalski, Rico and Private... And Craig and Geoff. *Warning Strong Language!*

posted by RustyandJuneP

Chariters:
Skipper
Kowalski
rico
private
Craig Fergurson
Geoff Peterson
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Trans Script:
Kowalski: hujambo Skipper, Private Come Check Out What i Found On CBS!
Private: ROBOT!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
(Runs Screming To Bed)
Kowalski: It's a Really Funny onyesha it's The Late Late onyesha with Craig Furgerson
Skipper: What's Up With the Rob... (Laughs A Lot) That's Pretty Funny.
Craig: "Dear Craig and Geoff, Do wewe Like The Penguins Of Madagascar? Signed RustyandJuneP." Uh, Wow, Uh, Kinda Like Them But The Leader Sucks, Geoff, What's Your Coment On That Show.
Geoff: hujambo Skipper, I Had Sex With Your Girlfriend!!!
Audence: OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Skipper: Rico! Can wewe Do Something For me?
*The inayofuata Day*
Craig:It's So Great Having wewe Nicole (She Sits On a Chair, It's Falls*
Craig: Alright, Who's The F***ing Idiot!
Skipper: Aperently wewe Are.
*The End!*

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The Amazing Adventures of Bob the Piñata (Part I)

posted by LifelessPenguin

Hey! Bob here. Bob the Piñata. Lives in the Central Park Zoo at the lemurs' habitat. King Julien really spends quality time with me even though I have no zaidi Candy in my body, after Kowalski was all crazy about my candy-giving powers.

It was a bright, sunny, and bright siku in Central Park. Tourists visited. Pigeons pooped on the zoo bell. Janitors working hard to clean it up. Yeah, a pretty normal siku for me and the other wanyama in the zoo.

Meeting at the Zoovenir Shop; 8:30 pm sharp, as I read what was written on the whiteboard in every habitat. After a few zaidi hours later, King Julien,...

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Dr Blowhole and his crew counteratack! (skilene content)

posted by andresandru

he appears here!

prepare for the makala I passed WEEKS writing, requirings: 1:have seen: dr blowhole´s revenge, huffin and puffin, the big squeeze. 2:have read my makala the bets birthday ever, mr wonderfull, Its she au me!. 3:know about mandy, arlene, and the rats. As the title says this has skilene content, and people that dont like this couple please dont read this aerticle, its very, very, verry large, so enjoy and RIP: read in peace!
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Skipper sat as his table, seeing his coffe and how his...

Gender Switch (Chapter 3: Introductions)

posted by AgentJazzy00

So Colonel,Kassie,Richie,Secret and James were heading back to the zoo.Kassie/Kowalski arranged for a crate to be delivered to the penguins habitat.
------In The Crate-In Afternoon----
"You're stepping on my foot!" "Your Flipper is in my ribcage!" "Eg bleh ug bu!" "Get your head out of my stomach and that's an order!" "Can't...Breath... Lungs...blocked." It was a small crate.Big enough for two penguins,but waaaay too small for five penguins.

"Hey...I...think... we're...almost..there.",said James/Jazzy."He" was right.When the zookeeper put the crate down and left,the guys came bursting out,gasping...

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We did it for the glory! (PG for song lyrics)

posted by dxarmy423

(this is the penguins imba a song from hollywood undead)

*In the penguins base*

Rico: *goes to the boom box* *takes a cd and puts it in the box*

*boom box starts to play*

*A kinanda starts off then is over shadowed kwa loud guitars*

Rico: Welcome, to the world wewe see!

Rico: An AK with a couple magazines, whose blood is it don't matter to me

Rico: Scatter the ashes over the seven seas!

Skipper: That sickness, that feeling inside you!

Skipper: Thats weakness! Don't let it divide you!

Skipper: Keep this, That feeling of pride too!

Rico: Digging up bones, but wewe bury the truth!

Rico: Children...Hipocrisy...

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Stop the Hating

posted by Penguinangel

Okay, this has been going on for a while now, and with PoM recently losing at the KCA's to Spongebob, it seems like a fresh new wave of hate's spreading over the site. I have to know, why does everyone hate Spongebob so much? It really bugs me, because I know how it feels to have people flaming our spot, and I can guess how it would feel to have people talking about PoM so regularly as a horrible onyesha that they hate. In fact, I think some of us see now exactly how it feels.

Yes, he won the KCA. Yes, if it weren't for Spongebob and his millions of mashabiki we would most likely have that blimp. But...

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The Hidden (Chapter VI - Hypnotized)

posted by LifelessPenguin

We were barely hypnotized. We were so addicted with our new stuff. wewe might be asking what Kowalski won. Well, I spied on him, he got a personal prize from Julien a while ago. It was a mixed chemical reaction of bila mpangilio things he got from his habitat. He alisema it was perfect for his experiments, because he had 10 ten test tubes of it. For now, he created 3 experiments already in one single hour. That's amazing.

I ate ten Winkies in one minute. That's for getting sekunde place in the "Me Talent Show". I was not really aiming for first place, au third place, but when I heard the prize in the second...

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Chemicals React - A bila mpangilio Poem

posted by Lt_Kowalski

My FIRST ever poem on this site. Please enjoy.. =)

In my lab.... All is quiet..
Not a single sound but the matters of my own thoughts running through my very cerebrum...
My moyo pounds with every deep breathe I create...

My very feathers feel a slight chill...Coolness...
The light from the vials laid upon my meza, jedwali seem to gleam with a ghostly glow and my eyes, filled with that of Ice Blue irises seem to shimmer with heat..

Chemicals react....react inside my very soul..
The very soul which I was born with...

Chemicals react and all emotions are rolled into one...

Chemicals react when I fulfill the...

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Ester: Part 1

posted by Bluepenguin

Written by: Bluepenguin
Idea and Credit: skipperfan5431

Alice: Ugh, this crate smells like fish! Disgusting!
Alice hauls a transfer from the Bronx Zoo, mumbling about penguins on the way to the habitat. Rico, Skipper, and Private stand outside in formation.
Private: Ooh! I wonder who's inside the crate!
Skipper: Of course it's a penguin, Private! Why would Alice be putting the transfer in our habitat?
Private: Oh. Maybe a new recruit?
Rico: FRESH MEAT! >:D
Dropping the box lazily besides Private, Alice leaves the transfer. Kowalski pops out from HQ, curious from all the ruckus he heard.
Kowalski:...

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The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski shabiki fiction: Part 5 - A Surprise Visit

posted by Bluepenguin

The Truth, Lies, and Doris - A Dorski shabiki fiction: Part 5 - A Surprise Visit

    Kowalski dropped in, and the penguins at this time were practicing instinct.
Skipper turned around, "Kowalski?!"
    Rico only grunted a "huh?" and turned his attention toward the newcomer.
    Private, who was blindfolded and holding a 6 foot long bamboo whacking stick, turned his attention to the sound of Skipper's voice.
    "Kowalski?! Where is he Skipper?!" Private made a full 360 degree turn, accidently whacking Rico behind the head...

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wewe Belong With Me: Skilene Version

posted by EppofangirlXD

You're in the HQ with your girlfriend, she's upset,
She's going off about something that wewe said,
She doesnt get your paranoia like I do,

I'm in my cave, its a typical Funday night,
I'm listening to the kind of muziki she doesn’t like, (it’s Spanish guitar, gitaa songs btw)
And she'll never know your story like I do, (which I barely know but still)

But she’s a falcon, I’m an otter,
She's got feathers and I got some brown fur,
Dreaming ‘bout the siku when wewe wake up and find,
That what you're looking for has been here the whole time,

If wewe could see that I'm the one who understands you,
Been here all...

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Marlene's Choice Part 1

posted by CoolNala

Part 1 - The Lost Otter
Setting: A ngome near the ocean on the Western U.S. Coast.
A King otter continues to tafuta for his wife, who suddenly disappeared years zamani one night.
Unbeknownst to him, she would later bore a pup.
So, our story begins with him talking with his squire.
King Otter: "Oh squire, I have searched for years now, but still my wife... She is yet to be found."
Squire: "Don't give up your highness. There's still hope."
Before the King could answer, a messenger appeared.
Messenger: "Your majesty. I just received some wonderful news."
King Otter: "What is it, Leah (messenger's name)?"...

Skipper's sick Nurses chapter 1

posted by Sandrei

The leader penguin, auk doesn’t feel well. He has no other choice but to take a couple of days off. Fortunately, Marlene, Kowalski, Rico and Private are always there for him. Even the lemurs lean a hand:)

CHAPTER ONE: I feel sick

By the time he woke up he’d already realized there was something wrong. He didn’t feel like his usual self. His muscles were a bit sore, his head was aching and there was an unpleasant feeling deep down in his guts. As if he hadn’t been eating for months.
He glanced at the ukuta clock and gazed at horror. He couldn’t have overslept! The sight of Private waddling...

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Marski-Secrets Part 1

posted by butterfly_song

love is forbidden bitterness...

Meh. I feel like uandishi one. Don't hurt me!(This is an odd human anime version which please don't judge me. I was bored...Also. I tweaked a few things. You'll notice (^^) enjoy I guess (´ﾍ｀；)PS: I don't know what really anyone does in America. Since I live in Japan (´д｀))
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"KOWALSKI!" Skipper busted into Kowalski's room. where Kowalski slept. Skipper ran over and slapped him upside the head. but it was a just a projector.
"Crap! Where is he?"
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"I had an er," Kowalski walked along side of Marlene "an extatic time with you... It was..."...

cadet fox, mbweha chapter 1

posted by theWOLFPACK15

cadet

i do not own the PoM character's they belong to Dreamworks.
i do own the fox, mbweha character.

Chapter 1: The discovory

It was a normal, winter, Saturday morning in the central park zoo. today the zoo was closed which meant an early wake up call in the penguins habitat for some drills. all four penguins stood on the little island that floated in the middle of the habitat. Skipper, the leader of the group, was addressing orders on what the drills will be.

"All right men," Skipper called, as he faced his three commrades that were standing in front of him. " today we are going to do some combat drills-"...

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A penguin, auk, alka upendo Story part 3

posted by Shadowpenguin

Pluma was laying in her bed, thinking. Skipper didn't onyesha her one of the habitats. Why? She hopped out of kitanda and shook Skipper. "Skipper! Wake up!" Pluma hissed. Skipper shook his head and got up. "Wha-is there an enemy attacking?"

Pluma shook her head. "Can wewe onyesha me that one place wewe didn't onyesha me?" She asked. Skipper's eyes bulged. "THAT one?" He shook his head."Negative," Pluma frowned. "And why not?" Skipper looked unconformable. At last, he threw his flippers up in defeat. "Alright! I'll do it...."
Pluma smiled.

King Julien cracked his finger knuckles. Then his neck and legs. "Maurice,...

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A penguin, auk, alka upendo Story part 2

posted by Shadowpenguin

"This is the otter habitat, nyumbani to Marlene the otter," Skipper gestured to Marlene's place. "Nice slide," Pluma commented. Skipper rubbed is chin thoughtfully. "Yeah, wewe could say that about-"
"Hey, Skipper! What's up?" Marlene hopped down from the enclosure wall. She was about to songesha toward Skipper when she saw Pluma holding hands with him.

Marlene stared for a few moments. "Skipper? WHO. IS. THIS?" She asked through clenched teeth, holding down her anger. "This," Skipper gestured to Pluma, not seeming to notice Marlene's hostile glare. "is Pluma," Pluma waved and smiled. Marlene scowled...

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Why Penguins of Madagascar is the greases onyesha ever!

posted by Metallica1147

Why Penguins of Madagascar is the greases onyesha ever!

Hello POM fans, now some of wewe people know me, and some of wewe don’t so let me induce myself. I’m Metallica1147, a big POM fan, and a huge Metallica shabiki J now I know that the Spongebob mashabiki where supposed to write this since we won the shabiki fiction contest, but I don’t think they will so I deiced to make my own makala of why this onyesha is so great. After wewe read this, if wewe feel there was something I didn’t say in this article, and wewe think its important feel free to put in a maoni what it was.

Why...