Penguins of Madagascar Article: nukuu from "The Most Dangerous Game Night"

nukuu from "The Most Dangerous Game Night"

posted by 27Kowalski

Ok, here I post the first nukuu I took from "The Most Dangerous Game Night".
Soon I will post the ones from mitaani, mtaa Smarts.

Maurice: It’s true. It was supposed to be another penguin, auk meeting.
Julien: Probably about something stupid and useless.. like safety.
Mort: I’m bored.
*Julien takes a TNT stick from Rico's mouth and handles it to Mort*
Julien: Go and run around the pool with this.
Mort: I am a wizard! *TNT explodes* Ouchie my magic!

-§-

Skipper: No time for words. Just point where we need to bring violence!
Marlene: Oh, I dunno- *She unintentionally points her arm in a direction*
Skipper: 4 o’clock! Agh! *penguins point a bazooka at a chameleon*

-§-

Skipper: That’s what Manfredi and Johnson alisema to me, 6 hours before their corpse were found inside a thimble on Ventnor Avenue.

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Kowalski: ...And this is the assault vehicle that backs down. My noble career ends on a snacks run: Is there anything zaidi humiliating?
Mort: Candy mustache!
*Mort puts on Kowalski's beak "Candy Mustache".*
Kowalski: I’m going to cry over there.

-§-

Skipper: *watching through his binocular* Scanning...Scanning...Still scanning...
Marlene: It’s ok to be wrong, I mean, c’mon! Say it just one time: Game Night is really awesome and Marlene has close togheter this Zoo.
*Skipper ignores what Marlene said*
Skipper: Scanning...

Hope it's correct on the grammatical side. Don't blame me for it...

Funny, right?

egel_0507, CoolNala and 2 others like this

stlouisfan Awesome. The scene with the lemurs sounds hilarious.

27Kowalski ^Yeah! Really awesome and hilarious.

Gumball17 Um, I don't get the second one?

SkippX101 That is sooo FUNNY! i really can't wait to see it! But...i don't rly understand the last quote? Other than that its SO FUNNY!

27Kowalski ^Oh, I explain *Spoiler Alert*: @Gumball17: All the Zoo animals were called in a meeting. Skipper, thinking there's an emergency, asks Marlene what was the problem and before she could say something Skipper interrupted her. And here starts the dialogue. Hope it's clear now. @SkippX101: Skipper, paranoid as always, keeps checking Marlene's Game Night. But it seems great, so Marlene starts to gloat. And here starts the dialogue. Hope you get it now.

SaturdaySurpris Poor Kowalski...^^

PoMroxx LOL..ouchie my magic...

27Kowalski ^Yeah, really funny. As for me, that was one of the best parts.

lilzoey107 does rico do anything funny? i think it's funny in all but i just wanna know if does anything crazy or somethin..... i'm just sayin

27Kowalski ^Rico's always funny. But he didn't do a lot of crazy and funny things in "The Most Dangerous Game Night".

Pomfan2011 OMG I <3 YOU FOR THIS!!! LOL YOU SHOULD KEEP POSTING QUOTES PLEASE!!!!!! :D

27Kowalski ^Soon I will post some quotes from Street Smarts. So, you just need to wait a little bit.

Pomfan2011 Thank you!!

egel_0507 Thank you for posting this! XD

KaylaFoxeh Thanks for posting this. I found it really amusing. I cant wait to see it

Truth Of The Unforgotten Past chapter 5 To Say Goodbye

posted by MadagascarGirl

The penguins arrived to their HQ. Outside it was dark and cold. They gently put Private in his bunk.
"Kowalski analysis" Skipper said.
"Private has got deep wounds but I think he'll be fine" Kowalski alisema looking at unconscious Private.
"Good"
"I'm working on a new experiment which can help him, but I and Rico have to go and find necessary parts"
Skipper nodded and the two penguins went out of the HQ.
"Private?"
Little penguin, auk opened his eyes when he heard his leader's voice.
"Are wewe alright?" Skipper asked.
"Yes, thanks for asking… what about Katherine?"
"I don't know"
Private tried to sit, but he...

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[u]Goodbye Private Chapter 1: The Letter[/u]

posted by legendary7

The penguins had been together for awhile but nothing prepared them for this. It was a cool, brisk spring morning, when they were training.
"Alright boys, let's act cute and cuddly for our guests." Skipper suggested rubbing his flippers together.
It seemed to begin as a normal day, but in an instant it changed. Toppling over something, Private noticed there was a letter and picked it up.
"Skippah, I found something here." Private alisema anxiously.
"Kowalski, what do think?" Skipper questioned.
"It looks like a letter." Kowalski murmured examining the paper. Skipper shot Kowalski a "of course" look....

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The Arena of Death Chapter 8

posted by legendary7

As it got later Private's mind and thoughts changed with the sky of the outside and his sanity disappeared with the sun. On the outside he was serene and relaxed since Kowalski came to his rescue, but inside he wanted to end the suffering he kept putting himself through kwa the echoing scream of Max that was stuck in his head. Once Kowalski fell asleep he crept toward the sleeping Rico, au at least Private thought he was sleeping.
Skipper limped all night licking his waterless beak for a pinch of liquid to quench his life-threatening thirst. His dehydration was the least of his troubles, through...

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The Arena of Death Chapter 7

posted by legendary7

Killer turned around nervously.
Ki: "Uh, Skipper .... what are wewe doing awake?"
S: "You weren't leaving, were you?"
Ki: "No, I was ..... just going for a walk."
S: "Come on, if wewe planning on coming back for Private, wewe would tell him wewe were going to fake your death. That's right, Killer, I know what's off about you. wewe must be so messed up to walk out on him. I've got news for you. You're never going to find a better kid."
Ki: "I know, I know, I'm just afraid of what might happen. I mean, if the hunters return and .... what if I mess up again."
S: "You leave and you're messing up majorly....

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The Arena of Death Chapter 6

posted by legendary7

Private followed the average routine of the challengers. He was named, weighed, and taken to the arena. The smells of chakula taunted him as he moped in like a zombie. It got even worse when he looked down and found his challenger. Max's big petrified eyes stared up at him begging for a chance to live. He took a deep breath and the shot rang out.

Skipper's body was thrown in the dumpster. As the man walked inside, something began moving. It was Skipper! He climbed the repulsive heap of trash and corpses. He swung a leg out of the garbage. In the motion of moving his other leg a flipper grasped...

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The Arena of Death Chapter 3

posted by legendary7

Skipper jumped to his feet and kicked the shadowy penguin, auk in front of him.
S: "Stay back!"
K: "Skipper, calm down! It's me."
S: "Kowalski? Who's she?"
N: "I'm Nicole, and wewe are Skipper?"
K: "Afirmitive,"
N: "Kowalski's told me a lot about wewe Private, and Rico."
S: "Oh, like what?"
N: "Only good things I assure you. Like your impecable leadership."
Skipper blushed and whispered to Kowalski.
S: "I like your new girlfriend."
K: "Girlfriend? No, we're just friends."
S: "Come on, Kowalski, I know wewe better. wewe have feelings for her, don't you."
N: "Guys, I'm right here."
K: "Sorry, Nicole. Skipper was being...

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The Arena of Death Chapter 2:

posted by legendary7

Skipper's point of view
A human whipped me to the ground. The bone-chilling hands jerked me up from the ground. Then, I knew it was my turn. As the gritty man carried me, eyes peered out of the pitch black darkness. Some were filled with melchnolly relief and others with despair. For they knew, they could be next. Right, at that moment I remembered the words my father had told me when he had left for war the final time: "Now, that you're a soldier wewe must never be afraid to die. It is the greatest honor for a soldier to die on the battlefield. Win au don't come back at all." The human hoisted...

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The Arena of Death Chapter 1:

posted by legendary7

The penguins were asleep in their bunks, but whispers from outside the habitat caught Private's attention. His eyes opened wide instantly. He leaped down and scanned his sleeping Marafiki to see if they were awake.
P: "Kowalski, are wewe awake?"
K: "What is it, Private?"
P: "I thought I heard some one outside."
K: "Tell Skipper."
P: "Skippah,"
S: "Private! I'm trying to sleep!"
P: "Sorry, Skippah."
S: "Ugh, alright, Rico."
R: "Wah?"
S: "Go out and tafuta for anything suspicious."
R: "Aye, aye,"
Rico waddled out sleepishly. As soon as Rico climbed out of the hatch and on juu of the island, he let out a unalarmed...

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Heat Battle Pt.3

posted by JayJay12

The penguins investigate.

Night,at the zoo...
Private:Skipper,nothing seems to be bad
*Rico becomes scared*
Rico:Ouuuugh!!!
Skipper:Well,all right.I can just sleep with-
*Kowalski turns angry*
Kowalski:Cream!Cream!Cream!WE ALL GET IT!!!
Skipper:Kowalski,what's with you?!
Kowalski:NOTHING!JUST LET ME BE WITH WHO I upendo FOR ONCE!!!
Skipper:Well,who are wewe in upendo with?!
Kowalksi:CREAM!CREAM!CREAM!
*Skipper turns red*
Skipper:Forget this!Let's sleep!
The inayofuata day...
Cream:Hey,hon!*kisses Skipper*
*Skipper kisses Cream as soon as Kowalski comes*
Kowalski:Uggh!
Skipper:Cream,I upendo you!
Cream:I upendo you,too!
*Cream leaves the HQ*
Kowalski:Skipper!I...

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Private is still looking up

added by Rikopriski

Source: King Me

5

Skileen drawing

added by Flummy

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The humanized villians of Penguins of Madagascar

added by SJ_waddles

Source: Via Google

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LOL XD

added by cattoy10

Source: Me

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In Soviet Russia...

added by quasomeness

Source: Kanga Management

13

Skipper kissing Lola

added by Icicle1penguin

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Kowalski in his wig

added by Kannotekina

Source: http://kelp103.blog10.fc2.com/

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I Know Her (4): Giving In

posted by peacebaby7

The inayofuata morning, Skipper trudged over to the coffee machine and poured a cup into his mug with a yawn.

“Couldn’t sleep, Skipper,” Kowalski alisema coming to his side with a flipper-full of fish.

“Not really,” Skipper replied taking a samaki and stirring it in his coffee.

“That so?” Kowalski alisema with an underlying smile.

Skipper looked at him. “You know I turned in late,” he alisema insistently.

“Yet you’ve gotten through the siku on less, before,” Kowalski pointed out before swallowing a fish.

Skipper rolled his eyes. “Two dakika to finish breakfast and then I want everyone topside,”...

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Lilly's Birthday party!!!!!!!!

added by skipperfan5431

Source: ME!

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POM Drinking Game

posted by Skilene17

What's up fellow Fanguins?!

I found this on Google and thought it was pretty cool so I decided to share it with you.

The rules are simple all wewe have to do is watch Penguins of Madagascar ( it doesn't have to be every episode) with the desired drink of your choice. Weather it be machungwa, chungwa juice, apple juice, Tea, Pepsi it really doesn't matter.

Enjoy and have fun.

Drink:

. whenever one of Kowalski's inventions goes horribly wrong

. every time Julien says Booty

. Whenever Skipper's Paranoia kicks in

. Every time Rico says Kaboom au references explosives

. Every time Julien messes something up

. Every...

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Making the mother of all omelettes with Clover and the Colorado's Senator Steven Armstrong

added by Bitt3rman

Source: Dreamworks Animation, Hideo Kojima and Platinum Games