Penguins of Madagascar Article: Penguins on Facebook: Part Four

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posted by hotsnowsels

Maurice is now Marafiki with King Julien XIII and 5 others
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King Julien XIII yes! wewe are now on this cool book of faces as well! i knew wewe would listen to me.
Maurice Well, rule number one, don't swali the king...
Marlene hujambo Maurice! :) Welcome to our little party!
Maurice hujambo Marlene! I thought I should, wewe know, keep an eye on you-know-who.
King Julien XIII what are wewe to be talking about? wewe are here because if i need something, and say it on these lines of times, wewe can take care of it!
Maurice Mmhm. Wouldn't want wewe to have to actually CALL for me to get your smoothie now.
King Julien XIII exactly! :D
Skipper Hello, Maurice! Just be careful. Don't let those hippie hacker nerds steal all of your information. They'll take away your freedom before wewe can say, 'Supercalifragilisiticexpialidocious!'
Maurice Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

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Private won a game of Words With Marafiki with Kowalski
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Skipper Nice, Private!
Kowalski I LET HIM WIN.
Private thank you, skipper. :) AND IM NEVER PLAYING WITH wewe AGAIN KOWALSKI!
Kowalski DITTO!
Skipper Woah! Do I need to double training tomorrow?
Private no sir!
Kowalski Absolutely not!

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Marlene likes Billy Joel
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Skipper I always knew wewe had good taste in music! ;)
Marlene Really Skipper? I thought wewe hated music.
Skipper Again, I don't hate music, I hate noise. Billy Joel's fine kwa me! In fact, mind if I borrow your album?
Marlene No problem! :)
King Julien XIII hujambo hujambo hey! all muziki must be regulated kwa the muziki king! to complete the transaction, that will be... twenty mangoes!
Marlene What!? C'mon, Julien, why are wewe making us pay?
Skipper wewe want twenty mangoes? Oh, I'll give wewe twenty mangoes... AND TWENTY BRUISES!
Maurice Uh, actually, your Highness, we don't have a muziki transaction fee.
King Julien XIII we dont? oh. my bad. then, your king gives wewe permission to go about your regular business now!
Skipper Maurice, I salute you.
Marlene Ditto!
Maurice Anytime, guys.

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Mort is now Marafiki with King Julien XIII and 6 others
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King Julien XIII where is the 'not like' button?!?! mort cannot have a book of faces! it is only for the king!
Marlene Then why'd wewe friend him?
King Julien XIII well duh, the king must have as many Marafiki as possible. silly otter.
Marlene Okayyyy...
Mort HI KNG JLIEB I LOGE YIUR FETGB!
King Julien XIII look mort! wewe cannot even be typing right! look at all those teepos! it is making the king dizzy! what are wewe even saying?
Maurice I THINK he said, "Hi King Julien, I upendo your feet." Not positive.
Mort :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) SMILIES YAY!
King Julien XIII AUGH! he is almost zaidi annoying on the inner nets than he is in persons!
Marlene Don't listen to him, Mort. Welcome! :)
Mort u hav smilie too! i like smilies!
Skipper Hey Sad-eyes!
Private hi mort, wewe silly little lemur! :)
Mort i like frends!
King Julien XIII UGHNESS!

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Private started a magic village on Lunacornville
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Skipper *groan*...
Private its so much fun! :D play it, skipper!
Skipper When Alice flies.
Private but... alice cant fly.
Skipper Exactly.
King Julien XIII i was not knowing there was to be such a fabulous game! i decree that the king shall play this!
Private yay! :D

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King Julien XIII started a magic village on Lunacornville
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Private hooray! what duka did wewe put in your village first?
King Julien XIII i went with the grooming parlor, of course! all my little loony corns will be looking fabulous like me!
Private its 'lunacorns'... but great choice! :D

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Mort wrote on King Julien XIII's timeline: i upendo u feet!
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Mort wrote on King Julien XIII's timeline: i upendo u feet!
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Mort wrote on King Julien XIII's timeline: i upendo u feet!
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Mort wrote on King Julien XIII's timeline: i upendo u feet!
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King Julien XIII MORT! wewe ARE CLOGGING UP THE ROYAL LINE OF THE TIMES WITH YOUR FOOLISHNESS! HOW DARE YOU! (Skipper likes this)
Skipper Payback! HA! How do wewe like the taste of your own medicine, Ringtail?
King Julien XIII who is to be tasting medicine? not me! what i am tasting is the taste of annoyingness! AND MORT IS THE ONE DOING THE ANNOYINGNESS!
Mort dos annoyingness taste yumi?
King Julien XIII NO!
Skipper Now THIS is even better than the movie we watched last night! (Marlene likes this)

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Private gifted a Friendship mti to King Julien XIII in Lunacornville
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King Julien XIII thank you, silly cute one!
Private you're welcome. :) now i need some zaidi pieces of white picket fence. can wewe gift some to me?
King Julien XIII what? the king does not give gifts! the king only is receiving thems!
Private but thats kind of how this game works... i gift things to you, wewe gift things to me, and we're all happy friends! :D
King Julien XIII nobody was telling me i had to give my stuff away! this game is full of the lameness.
Private but julien, if wewe never give stuff back to your lunacronville neighbors, wewe won't get any friendship points!
King Julien XIII eh, what is this about points?
Private wewe get friendship points for giving gifts, and these points buy wewe SPECIAL items! like the limited edition pink daffodil seeds that will, uh, make your... kingdom... zaidi fabulous!
King Julien XIII oh, i am liking this plan! yes, i have decided i will give gifts to the neighbors, rack up these special kingly points, and get much zaidi stuff! glad i thought of that.
Private -_-... that was MY idea!
Maurice I feel ya, Private. Just go with it.

Ricogoboom, BOLTravolta and 6 others like this

CoolNG90 Awesome! :D ...Mort, you little spammer XD ...Lunacornville, hahahaha

ImAnEasel I want Lunicornville to be a real game, now!!! I want it soooooooooo bad!!! xD You're a GENIUS!!!

Private1sCut3 LOL! I love it! =D Lunacornville and Mort spamming "I love u feet" is just really hilarious! Super funny! You did a really awesome job writing this! A++ Please write more!

hotsnowsels Thanks everyone! Ha, Lunacornville WOULD be a fun game.

carsfan LOL! XD Lunacornville? Nice one! :D

Lt_Kowalski Huh.....

peacebaby7 LOL! I LOVED THE ONE WITH MORT & SKIPPER WITH THE FEET THING!! LOL! PLEASE DO MORE!

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P.O.M - Episode ‘Mountain of the Yetis’ Part 1/3

posted by NYCPenguins

The North Face of Mount Everest

In the HQ, the Penguins pack up all their stuff. Yup! They are going to spend a Week in the Himalayan Mountains. A perfect Vacation place, isn’t it?

Private: "Can Julien come with us?"
Skipper: "Negative! It’s a Classified Vacation Spot, Soldier! Besides, Lemurs can’t stand the uchungu, chungu cold."
Private: "I've always wanted to climb the Mount Everest."
Kowalski: "In the Language of Sanskrit, ‘Himalaya’ means ‘Abode of snow’!"
Rico: "Huh?"
Private: [Thrilled] "How do wewe know all these, Kowalski?"
Kowalski: "Just… did some research before choosing a Vacation Spot!"
Skipper: "We leave tomorrow...

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Harry potter meets pom part 4

posted by alex356

At flying lesson
Madam hooch:today wewe will learn how to fly a broom
Now wewe will force your ufagio to came up to your hand
Me:UP! *my brooms cames up*
Harry:good work Alex
Me:thanks Harry
Madam hooch:now when I say go wewe will jump off and fly
one two THREE GO!
Me:*flying off*
the penguins: go Alex yeah Alex wewe can do it goooooo Alex
At pointes
Snape: now- will will are wewe Alex potter
Me:yes sir
Snape:will don't act like your brother potter
Mayfol:yes please don't au else we have two potters goofing off
At lunch
Me:I kill mayfol if I was wewe
Harry:would dream of it but then we get in trouble

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A Skilene-Filled September (Sample 3)

posted by SJF_Penguin2

A Skilene-Filled September
Scenario 3: “Do wewe Take This Otter?”
Friday, September 3, 2010

It was the biggest event taking place at the zoo in years, and all the wanyama wanted to kubeba witness to it. On a siku that the zoo was closed for repairs, a crowd of wanyama gathered inside and outside of the zoovenir duka to watch the ceremony: Antonio and Marlene were getting married.

At 1 o’clock in the afternoon, the event got underway as Marlene walked through the zoovenir shop’s main entrance and began her procession down the aisle, escorted kwa Maurice. As Kowalski played “Here Comes the Bride”...

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PEROSNALTY chemsha bongo

posted by fun123fun

whats your fav sport

A.jump rope B.wresaling C.football D.chess E.tennis

#2 wewe find a Lost puppy what do u say

A.awww!!! B.kaboom C.SPY!!!! D.*you observe it* E.wheres your owner? come on lets look!

#3 what do u do after school

A.hang out with my Marafiki and talk
B.do awesome tricks with your bike
C.spy on people
D.do homework au study for test
E.Help people

#4 what do your Marafiki say about u

A.sweet
B.crazy
C.Paranoid
D.smart
E.a hero

#5 what sinema do u like to wach

A.romantic movies
B.aciton movies
C.war movies
D.scinece fiction
E.aciton sinema (i know i alisema that 2 times)

#6 whats your inayopendelewa pattern...

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THERE IS A REASON

posted by krazy4kowalski

Chapter One: The Price of Love

Before I begin, I need to offer some explanation for my title. shabiki fiction, kwa definition, is a story that stars the characters from the book/movie/TV onyesha etc. without using any plots from it. This story is no exception. But wewe can’t just read through my story like many other (often wonderful) shabiki fictions: wewe need to think.
This is the mind frame wewe should be in while kusoma this shabiki fiction: There is a reason. There is a reason why Rico regurgitates weapons and tools. There is a reason why he speaks very little and has a large scar on his beak. There...

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Flightless Lust: Chapter Fifteen

posted by Cornflak

Afternoon, and there was a knock on the door…

Kowalski, who was sitting against a ukuta of the HQ, looked up from his book that he was kusoma and stared at the door. Private rolled over from within his bunk and glanced at the door, as well. Skipper groaned and made his way towards the chanzo of the sound. He seemed to be doing most of the work, lately. The others only seemed to be interested in quarrels and drama. The leader longed to go on another successful mission with his teammates; like they used to. Otherwise, life at the zoo was beginning to lose its meaning. But something kept him...

Mamihlapinatapei (chapter 5)

posted by knocktimerico

Kowalski descended down the ladder into the penguin’s HQ, having just gotten Skipper to confess one of his deepest secrets. His vision panned from one side to the other, scanning the inside for the other penguins.

Rico was sitting in the corner as usual, brushing his doll’s hair and cooing at her. Seeing thing brought a smile to Kowalski’s face. Even though he thought of their relationship as weird, it was still kinda cute to see Rico act like that and Kowalski couldn’t help but smile at the manic bird.

His eyes continued to pan until they fell upon Private. The youngster was sitting...

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Skipper's Replacement Part 1

posted by 18wanda

Skipper's Replacement
Chapter 1: Three Confused Penguins
Skipper has packed the last of his things in a greatly oversized suitcase, filling it to the brim so that it had difficulty closing. It was full of the latest and most deadly military equipment in the base for enemies could be lurking in the very shadows of the Bahamas. wewe can't be too salama on vacation, Skipper thought as he dragged it off his bunk and it fell to the ground with a clatter, waking up Kowalski.
Kowalski rubbed the last of the sleep from his eyes and blinked sleepily. "Your...

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Good morning to wewe too Julien XD

added by LeonardFan

Source: Me and Paint

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Mort and Julien

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Private and Kowalski Plush

added by SJF_Penguin2

Source: My photo.

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Super Bowl Rally!

added by DrBsNumber1Fan

One of the many Super Bowl Commercials of 2015! Can wewe find the penguins getting rallied up?

video

Penguins of Madagascar

super bowl 49

the lego movie

my little gppony, pony

Britney Spears

keyboard cat

commercial

rally

A Hero's Tale; Scene I, Part 2

posted by queenpalm

This is a fanfiction based upon the movie. Spoilers if wewe haven't watched it yet!

Scene I, part 2

When they finally stopped laughing, Rico announced the people he had seen to Kowalski. Obviously, This was exciting news for him, as Kowalski's face lit up. Quick as lightning, if there was lightning in Antarctica, Kowalski dragged them out of the snow and on to see the people.

As Rico directed them there (with his keen, and odd sense of smell), Skipper observed the world around them. It was pretty amazing, for such a young bird who had just had his eyes opened up. He saw the beauty of his homeland....

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Julien Skits

posted by peacebaby7

Author’s Note: Here is the fourth installment of my POM Skits. The first set showcased funny everyday scenarios, the sekunde set showcased Skilene antics, and the third installment showcased the show’s villains. In this latest set, I represent Julien in a set of ten little antics. I also apologize for the long wait, what with my social life and other works getting in my way. Without further ado, I hope wewe enjoy these skits as much as I enjoyed uandishi them. Any title with a Roman numeral in brackets inayofuata to it has a skit note associated with it at the end.

31) Dairy King

After...

Kowalski

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Buck

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Skilene is Real Story???

posted by FaerlixdaMeong

Do wewe know if Skilene (SkipperXMarlene) pairing is based on 70's true story upendo story...

The story begin with WWI veteran, Jack (or Jabe au who...) with a kind hearted Girl named Maria (I rather forgot both name but... I think that's all i got).
Maria never know if Jack is WWI Veteran and she's also naive and got a brown hair (seems legit, right?) and Jack is Naval commander (Skipper) with a hyper-paranoia (hhmm...). Jack is really sick with Maria's naive and he often faced her as Bulgaria spy. But Maria kept don't care but sometime comment.

Their early relationship was nearly far from 'Friend'...

Getting nyumbani (Part III: The Confusion)

posted by penguinlover723

Part III: The Greeting
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(All the penguins are outside with ?)
?: I can't believe it... I can't believe I'm talking to PENGUINS!!!
Skipper: Will..you..uhh..excuse us for a moment...
(Skipper grabs entire team into HQ while ? looks supiciously...)
Skipper: Kowalski.
Kowalski: What?
Skipper: Thanks to your 'ingenious' invention, now we have to deal with a human problem!
Private: That's right... He can't learn about our secret missions... au even that we're undercover!
Kowalski: Well, he's not just gonna survive out there on his own! Here, we won't tell him that we're undercover but he can stay here...

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A New Crush Chapter 9

posted by Number1SkippFan

hujambo this is my first fanfic so plz no hate! :)
I'm probably going to focus zaidi on Skipper's POV. Srry I didn't mention what POV means I've seen it a lot and thought wewe guys knew what it meant, well anyway, POV means point of view. Enjoy! :)

Skipper's POV:
I tried to steer clear of Kat and Marlene for the past couple days, but it's been hard, well, it should be, Kat is our roommate, and Marlene drops kwa daily.

"Skippa? Where's your coffee?" Private asked me

"I don't want any" I replied

"Skipper still isn't himself after what happened Private" Kowalski alisema annoyed, probably because he tells Private...

tortured..... chapter 2

posted by spmana123

it had been three hours since we last saw blowhole inside that small room with rico,and all we were doing was how to get into his lair without him noticing us.

skipper:c,mon, men, we need to think of something to save him?! i dont think rico can take much zaidi of this.

kowalski:i have an idea skipper, but it could be risky.

skipper:im willing to do anything to save him, even sacrifice my own life for him.

kowalski:alright then, heres the plan, i just made this machine called the inviashield.

skipper:sounds good, what does it do?

kowalski: well what it does is when wewe put the device on, wewe push...