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The leopard muhuri roared angrily, and knock all the penguins off their feet with its strong tail. The muhuri gazed around its prey, and its eyes landed on young Private. It picked up Private with its teeth, and smashed him against the ukuta of ice.

With Private stunned, the muhuri pinned him to the wall. Private gave Skipper a look, a certain look that was full of all sorts of indescribable emotions. Skipper looked back at him, as the muhuri opened its deadly jaws, and went in for the kill.

“NOT MY SON, wewe B****!” Skipper yelled as he jumped on the head of the seal. The muhuri stopped trying to kill Private, and instead shook its head roughly to get Skipper off. Skipper had no weapons, so he pulled on the seal’s small ears, which, to his surprise, made the muhuri back up. He used the ears as reins, and pulled it to where he knew there would be ocean.

“Skipper!” the others yelled. Skipper replied in a rushed yell, “GET INSIDE THE CAVE! NOW!” The three looked at each other, and followed Skipper to where he wouldn’t see that they disobeyed his orders.

They followed Skipper and the muhuri to the edge of the ocean, where there was a colony of penguins. Skipper jumped off it and quickly tobogganed into the water. All the penguins that were fishing quickly jumped out of the water at the sight of the seal.

Skipper’s instincts kicked in as he turned his head around and saw the muhuri right on his tail. He flapped his flippers as hard as possible towards the surface and began hopping in and out of the water, side to side, to confuse the leopard seal.

Some penguins were cheering him on, and others had their eyes covered. They all watched as Skipper stopped, looked around, and when he looked down, he saw the muhuri with his jaws gaping wide, ready to take a bite. Before Skipper could move, he was being bitten kwa the seal. The muhuri jumped out the water, with Skipper in his mouth, trying to escape its jaws.

All of the penguins screamed, but the loudest came from Private, Kowalski, and Rico. When the muhuri went back underwater, Private jumped in, much to the other penguins’ yelling. Skipper, who was struggling in the mouth of the leopard seal, saw Private, he gestured for Private to get out.

Private ignored this and began punching the predator as hard as he could (underwater anyway). The muhuri stared at Private in the corner of his eye, and somehow managed to get them both in its mouth. It tossed them both high up into the air.

Everyone was screaming at the sight. At the last moment, Skipper moved Private on the topside of the two, so Skipper would take the full blow of the water. When they met liquid, the impact caused Skipper to become unconscious.

Private heaved Skipper onto land, where Kowalski and Rico were helping them, but they were all trembling in fear. Skipper awoke suddenly, and he was the only one who saw the muhuri slowly emerge from the water and onto land.

He got up, bleeding, and yelled at everybody, “Get back! Run!” All of the penguins ran and hid behind a boulder of ice. Well, all except Skipper, Kowalski, Private, and Rico.

They got in fighting stance, and Skipper yelled, “You don’t have the guts to take us all on, do you?”

The muhuri got madder and licked its lips hungrily. It pushed itself quickly toward the quartet, and knocked them off their small feet. “Apparently it does!” Kowalski yelled.

They all jumped up, but the muhuri had one target: Skipper. It slid towards them and used gravity to push Skipper onto its nose. Skipper held on for dear life, not wanting to be crushed kwa its huge body.

The muhuri smashed Skipper against a ukuta of ice, and Skipper swore he heard every one of his ribs crack like a roaring fire.

The muhuri was about to use its death bite on the penguin, when it got hit in the back of the head kwa a snowball. It growled and let go of Skipper. Kowalski and Rico began running to Skipper, who was groaning in agony on the tundra, but the muhuri growled fiercely and glared at them.

They stopped, but Private threw another snowball, which hit the muhuri in the face. The seal, which was slightly injured and exhausted, heard the ice crack, and slid away quickly. The penguins jumped out of the way, but Skipper was immobile. Private, Rico, and Kowalski glared at the seal, which roared at them furiously. It accepted defeat when the three got in battle mode, and slid into the water.

They were about to start running to their leader, but the ice cracked more, and it began to fall. A stranger penguin, taller than Skipper, about Rico’s height, slid in and yanked Skipper out of the way just before the ice collapsed on the spot where Skipper was just lying.

Kowalski, Private, and Rico tobogganed over to the stranger penguin, auk that just saved Skipper’s life. He and Skipper were talking quietly, with the penguin, auk on his knees to hear Skipper better when they made it over there.

The penguin, auk stood up, and introduced himself, “Hello, gentlemen. I’m Daniel, a past friend of Skipper. I’m not sure if you’ve hear of me.”

The three introduced themselves quickly and rushed to Skipper’s side. Skipper was moaning in agony, and Daniel said, “Nice meeting you, and nice seeing wewe again Skipper, though not at the best time. I hope to see wewe again in the near future. Bye.” Daniel waddled away back towards the colony.

Rico hacked up bandages, and he applied them to Skipper’s torso to keep his ribs immobile. Kowalski alisema quietly, “We have to get back to New York. Skipper needs zaidi intensive care than a bandage.”
added by Featherson
Source: Penguins of Madagascar
posted by peacebaby7
Author’s Note: This is my sixth installment of skits. My first was regular everyday scenarios (link), then Skilene-themed skits (link), then a set for the villains (link), then a set starring the lemurs (link), then a humanized set (link), and lastly, Dorski-themed skits (link). I now present to my readers, Dave Skits! I had loads of fun with this one and I hope wewe all enjoy them. kwa the way, I certainly did not do this as an excuse to make celebrity puns. I’m not sure why wewe would think that . . .

61) Time is Money [XXVIII]

“I want to thank wewe for meeting with me, Mr. Miyoshi. Your...
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posted by Mother-of-PoM
Then, there were gone. Private went into the bathroom where he noticed something he didn't notice before. A key was sitting inayofuata to the bathtub. He started to walk in front of the bathtub to get to the key but a zombie threw itself out of the bathtub making him yelp and back away.

'Around the tub then...'

Private was thankful the zombie didn't songesha as he made his way around. He smiled and picked up the key. Then the zombie lunged at him, Private screamed and moved to doge it then slid out of the room and slammed the door shut. His eyes widened. A doll with red feathers and amber eyes was walking...
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posted by Mother-of-PoM
(This was made for my own enjoyment of PoM and Mad Father, plus I have to get this out of my head XD This takes place before Private even joined the team and this is not cannon. Its fanmade. So without further jibber jabbers, enjoy.)

A small black flipper knocked against a steel door. He frowned when no one answered the door.

"Big Brothah?" He tried again, "Are wewe in there Blue?" He inquired lowly, he has been warned over and again not to raise his voice in the house. He stepped aside as the door opened and his big brother came out. "Big brothah!" He smiled brightly.

The penguin, auk in front of him...
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Smile 09.06.15

“Operation: Frozen is a success!” Skipper said, holding up his successfully retrieved snow cone.

Kowalski sighed. “Too bad they were out of blueberry,” he muttered in disappointment.

Skipper rolled his eyes. “Let it go,” he said. He turned toward the others. “Let’s head back to HQ.”

The penguins started their journey back through Central Park to the zoo, happily licking at their snow cones in the mid-summer heat. But when they were about halfway there, Private grabbed his leader’s shoulder to bring him to a stop.

“Wait, Skipper, look over there,” he alisema pointing...
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Dying 04.04.15

Note: This installment is humanized.

— § —

Skipper sat in the emergency room waiting area, his face in his hands, as he waited for the doctor to come back with news. His college roommate and best friend, Kowalski, sat inayofuata to him, wishing he could think of something to say to bring him comfort. They’d been waiting there for almost an hour. Finally, a surgeon stepped out of the operating room, her hands and arms wet after scrubbing out. She pulled his face mask under her chin.

“Mr. Guin?” she inquired toward Skipper, who stood.

“Yes. How is she?” he asked rubbing his...
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added by Sheila-Daimond
 "Breaking News!"
"Breaking News!"
This part was a lot of fun to write! Please review!

"Breaking news!" the tall, blonde haired news reporter exclaimed. "I'm live to you, from the Arctic! Today, November 26th, 2004, there was an avalanche, spreading across the great portion of a mountain! Luckily, there was only person in its path, and he is only suffering minor injuries. Here he is now!"

Now there was a man, the same man that the group of Arctic wanyama had saved from the avalanche. The blonde reporter held her microphone up and asked: "How did wewe manage to get out of that with only a broken nose?"

The man, who still seemed traumatized...
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Eight Months Later

Kowalski woke with a yawn and hopped down from the juu bunk. He slugged his way over to the coffee machine to start Skipper’s brew when he realized it’d already been made. Suddenly alert, he turned to see Skipper’s bunk empty and a faint light coming from under his lab door. He gently pushed it open and peered in.

Skipper was facing away from him at the parallel bars Rico had built for him when he’d finally stood up from his wheelchair two weeks ago. So far, he hadn’t been able to do much but stand and pivot, but Skipper kept swearing he could feel in his gut that...
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added by ILUVKOWALSKI
Source: Me
posted by TheRatKing1
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“Crazy Old Cat Lady”

“The Penguins of Madagascar”

Season 4 Episode 7 (4X07)

Production Code: 407

Previous: “The dolphin Who Hired Me”
Next: “Porpoise With a Purpose”

Crazy Old Cat Lady/Transcript

Scene I: Gladys’ Apartment

(Nana and Gladys are sitting down at Gladys’ coffee table, drinking chai and laughing)

Nana: (Chuckling) So I alisema to him, “My Handbag!” and I WALLOPED him right where it hurt! He was a very bad kitty, that Alex! Oh (giggles) yes he was!

Gladys: Oh but dear, how did wewe ever get out of Africa in the first place?

Nana: Oi, Gladys, it was quite the trip! I had...
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added by Cowtails
added by Cowtails
The moon shone its rays over the treetops, lighting up my way. The forest was silent, except for the sound of my beating heart, which I hoped only I could hear. This was a suicide mission; it was either do au die. If Blowhole was defeated, I would finally get my revenge. On the other hand, if I lost, I would not have long to live.
I almost jumped out of my feathers when an owl screamed at me to get out of his territory. I think he was afraid that I was going to steal his mice. I would not loose sleep over it. I had sworn never to eat a panya, kipanya again unless it was a dire emergency.
Have wewe ever...
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Note: This is a short chapter just to conclude things up. Hope wewe enjoyed it!

“Kowalski, tell me you’ve cracked this thing,” alisema Skipper. “The humans will arrive at any moment.”
“Almost there, Skipper. Just a few zaidi touches.”
Private turned to his leader. “Skipper! Someone’s coming!”
“Kowalski! It’s now au never!”
Kowalski hit the send button. “Mission accomplished, sir.”
“Go! Go! Go!”
The team made it up to the air vent just in time. The humans walked into the room. “I could have sworn I’d closed the lights.”
“Nah, you’re crazy.”
“It’s...
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Author’s Note: This was requested kwa link. It’s a blooper on a song variation she wrote to the tune of Second Chance kwa Shinedown. To read the original song variation, click link. This is meant to be set in a recording studio.

♦ ♦ ♦

Take One: “One Man Stand”

Sound Director: “Alright, Kowalski. We are recording in five, four, three, two—” *holds up one finger and points*

Kowalski: ♫My brain is big and wide
And kwa the way
My experiment failed today.
Skipper’s rage climbs so high—


Skipper: *over the mic* “Did wewe have to bring me into this?!”

Kowalski: T_T

Take Two: “One...
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Rico had awoken...he was strapped to a meza, jedwali in a dark room....he was frightened and wondered where he was...he struggled and screamed asking where he was...but all he could do was do that...until he heard a door slowly open...

Rico: let me go!! Now whoever wewe are au your gonna be sorry!!

???:I can't Bieleve I finally captured you....and it was too easy....hehehe...

It was the man who kidnapped Rico at the zoo...he walked up to Rico and smiled down on at him...

Rico:(up chucks bomb at him)

The man dodges the bomb and quickly gets back over near him...the man is now angry and punches Rico in the...
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NOTE: Okay... This is my very first FF on the fansite so if I screw up... PLEASE FORGIVE ME!
Just some symbols...
Author's Note is in bold
Action/Scene is in italics
Thought Speak is with < & >

Part I: The Beginning
Oh! I forgot to mention that I won't give away the main character's REAL name until the end of the FF, THAT will be determined later...

I'm also gonna throw in a couple references...Just for fun :D

(A car pulls up to the Central Park Zoo...)
?: Here we go... (sighs)
(6 little kids run out of the car)
?'s Mom: wewe kids have fun! (turns to ?)Now wewe make sure wewe keep the kids...
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"Skipper are wewe sure we aren't lost? This is NOT the part of New Jersey wewe want to be in at night...for wewe guys...not that bad...for a young and sort of vulnerable girl like me...very bad!" Cowtails alisema nervously.

Suddenly, three tough looking guys walked up.

"What's a pretty thing like wewe doin' walkin' her pets around at 11 at night?" The first guy asked.

"yeah...don't wewe know it's a bit dangerous, dollface?" The sekunde guy said.

Skipper glared. Dollface was his line!

"there could be gangs...or kidnappers..." The third guy alisema slowly smirking.

Cowtails spotted the tojo on their necks,...
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Kowalski face flippered, "Now wewe did it..."

~ Cowtails banged her head on the inside of the bubble, "you...don't...like...him...you...don't...like...h im..."

~ Skipper took a step forward. "yes...I...did..." He smirked, "come on, what wewe got?"

Private dragged the other penguins behind the control board, "TAKE COVAH!"

Sweet Pripper cracked her knuckles, "BRING IT ON PECKER FACE!"

"I have my bets on Skipper since Sweet Pripper is a human.." Kowalski alisema slowly.

SP got out her chainsaw, " Your going to eat those words for your last meal..."

"I take it back.." Kowalski muttered.

"bring it on...IT."...
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