Author's Note: So, have NOT done a blooper in forever! I hope wewe enjoy it! :D
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Waiting: Take 1
Kowalski: “So, twenty questions?”
Skipper: “Shoot.”
Kowalski: “Is it a person, place, au thing?”
Skipper: “Thing.”
Kowalski: “Is it bigger than a mkate box?”
Skipper: “Yes. And no!” >:)
Kowalski: :/
[scene shifts to RICO and BROACHES]
Broach 1: “Deal ‘em, Bromeo.”
Rico: :D *hacks up roach* O_O “That’s not right...”
Everyone: O_o
Broach 1: “Hey, that’s my brother, Steve.”
Steve: *horrified* “The things I have seen...”
Waiting: Take 2
[scene shifts to RICO and BROACHES]
Broach 1: “Deal ‘em, Bromeo.”
Rico: :D *hacks up cards*
Broaches: *moan in pain from under cards*
Rico: “Oops...” :o
[scene shifts to SKIPPER and KOWALSKI]
Kowalski: “Is it battery powered?”
Skipper: “Yes. And no!” >:)
Kowalski: T_T
[scene shifts to PRIVATE]
Private: *sips from coffee*
Director: *sigh* “Cut! Where are the broaches?” >:(
Intern: *brings coffee* “Here’s your coffee.”
Director: *drinks coffee*
Broaches: “Hey! Wait!”
Director: *stops drinking* O__________O
Broach 2: “Dude! Your shaking the brocuzzi!” >:(
Director: *spits coffee out and trips over his own feet trying to get to the bathroom*
Waiting: Take 3
[scene shifts to PRIVATE]
Private: *sips from coffee*
Broaches: “Hey! Wait!”
Private: *stops drinking* O__________O
Broach 2: “Dude! Your shaking the brocuzzi!” >:(
Private: *sets cup down and shivers*
Broach 3: *pops out of Private’s mouth*
Private: XP
[scene shifts to SKIPPER and KOWALSKI]
Kowalski: “Has it ever been on the moon?”
Skipper: “Yes. And no.”
Kowalski: “Oh, COME ON! wewe gotta give me SOMETHING!” >:(
Skipper: “Yes, I do. And no, I don’t!” >:D
Kowalski: :/
[tire screeches are heard outside]
Skipper: “Action stations! It’s showtime!” >:(
[fan comes through door]
PB: “OMP! I can’t believe I found the POM set! I’M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!” *scoops up the penguins and hugs them tightly* :D
Director: “Oh, not another one! Security!!”
PB: “Uh oh...” *takes off with penguins*
Skipper: “Hey! Put us down immediately!” >:(
PB: “But I—” *realizes she’s holding Skipper* O.O...*faints*
Director: *facepalm* “Fans...”
Waiting: Take 4
[tire screeches are heard outside]
Skipper: “Action stations! It’s showtime!” >:(
[PB enters holding pizzas and wearing a fake mustache]
PB: “Pizza delivery!” :D
Director: T_T “First, that’s not the correct line. And second, is that the best disguise wewe could come up with?”
PB: *unconvincingly* “Uh, what? Wh-What makes wewe think this is a disguise?” *strokes mustache and accidentally pulls it off* O.O... “Hm...I should probably have a doctor look at that. Heheh...”
Director: *double facepalm*
Waiting: Take 5
[tire screeches are heard outside]
Skipper: “Action stations! It’s showtime!” >:(
[pizza guy enters carrying pizzas]
pizza Guy: “Pizza deliver—Wha?”
Skipper: >:/ “Ah, for the upendo a...”
Kowalski: *knocks pizza guy out*
Skipper: >:( “Alright, who ordered the pizza?”
Rico: *laughs nervously*
Broach 2: “All-nighters make us brodaciously hungry, so...”
Skipper: “Fine...Get rid of the evidence and let’s eat!” :)
PB: *pops up out of nowhere* “Oh, great. Because, I am starving!” :D
Director: “That’s it!” *throws clipboard and lunges at PB*
Security: *holds him back*
SG 1: “Calm down, boss!” O.o
Director: “No! Just a little closer! I can almost reach her!” >:O
PB: O__o “Sheesh...I thought I was the crazy one.”
Waiting: Take 6
pizza Guy: “Pizza deliver—Wha?”
Skipper: >:/ “Ah, for the upendo a...”
Kowalski: *knocks pizza guy out*
Skipper: >:( “Alright, who ordered the pizza?”
Rico: *laughs nervously*
Broach 2: “All-nighters make us brodaciously hungry, so...”
Skipper: “Fine...Get rid of the evidence and let’s eat!” :)
[scene shifts to penguins eating pizza]
Skipper: “By the way, Kowalski, it was the spirit of adventure.”
Kowalski: “GAH! I ALMOST guessed that!”
Private: *reaches for pizza slice but broaches carry it away*
Director: “Cut!” *sigh* “Finally, we got through this one scene.”
PB: *brings coffee* “Here’s your fresh coffee.”
Director: “Thanks—Whoa, wait, where’s my intern?!” >:(
PB: “Oh, I told her wewe gave her the siku off. wewe know wewe have a signature that’s really easy to forge? wewe should do something about that.”
Director: D:<
PB: O.O... “COMING!!!” *runs away*
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A/N: Yes, I put myself in my blooper. I couldn't resist it! Don't judge me! XD Plus, it's my b-day this weekend, so...Shut up a little bit. XD JK
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Waiting: Take 1
Kowalski: “So, twenty questions?”
Skipper: “Shoot.”
Kowalski: “Is it a person, place, au thing?”
Skipper: “Thing.”
Kowalski: “Is it bigger than a mkate box?”
Skipper: “Yes. And no!” >:)
Kowalski: :/
[scene shifts to RICO and BROACHES]
Broach 1: “Deal ‘em, Bromeo.”
Rico: :D *hacks up roach* O_O “That’s not right...”
Everyone: O_o
Broach 1: “Hey, that’s my brother, Steve.”
Steve: *horrified* “The things I have seen...”
Waiting: Take 2
[scene shifts to RICO and BROACHES]
Broach 1: “Deal ‘em, Bromeo.”
Rico: :D *hacks up cards*
Broaches: *moan in pain from under cards*
Rico: “Oops...” :o
[scene shifts to SKIPPER and KOWALSKI]
Kowalski: “Is it battery powered?”
Skipper: “Yes. And no!” >:)
Kowalski: T_T
[scene shifts to PRIVATE]
Private: *sips from coffee*
Director: *sigh* “Cut! Where are the broaches?” >:(
Intern: *brings coffee* “Here’s your coffee.”
Director: *drinks coffee*
Broaches: “Hey! Wait!”
Director: *stops drinking* O__________O
Broach 2: “Dude! Your shaking the brocuzzi!” >:(
Director: *spits coffee out and trips over his own feet trying to get to the bathroom*
Waiting: Take 3
[scene shifts to PRIVATE]
Private: *sips from coffee*
Broaches: “Hey! Wait!”
Private: *stops drinking* O__________O
Broach 2: “Dude! Your shaking the brocuzzi!” >:(
Private: *sets cup down and shivers*
Broach 3: *pops out of Private’s mouth*
Private: XP
[scene shifts to SKIPPER and KOWALSKI]
Kowalski: “Has it ever been on the moon?”
Skipper: “Yes. And no.”
Kowalski: “Oh, COME ON! wewe gotta give me SOMETHING!” >:(
Skipper: “Yes, I do. And no, I don’t!” >:D
Kowalski: :/
[tire screeches are heard outside]
Skipper: “Action stations! It’s showtime!” >:(
[fan comes through door]
PB: “OMP! I can’t believe I found the POM set! I’M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!” *scoops up the penguins and hugs them tightly* :D
Director: “Oh, not another one! Security!!”
PB: “Uh oh...” *takes off with penguins*
Skipper: “Hey! Put us down immediately!” >:(
PB: “But I—” *realizes she’s holding Skipper* O.O...*faints*
Director: *facepalm* “Fans...”
Waiting: Take 4
[tire screeches are heard outside]
Skipper: “Action stations! It’s showtime!” >:(
[PB enters holding pizzas and wearing a fake mustache]
PB: “Pizza delivery!” :D
Director: T_T “First, that’s not the correct line. And second, is that the best disguise wewe could come up with?”
PB: *unconvincingly* “Uh, what? Wh-What makes wewe think this is a disguise?” *strokes mustache and accidentally pulls it off* O.O... “Hm...I should probably have a doctor look at that. Heheh...”
Director: *double facepalm*
Waiting: Take 5
[tire screeches are heard outside]
Skipper: “Action stations! It’s showtime!” >:(
[pizza guy enters carrying pizzas]
pizza Guy: “Pizza deliver—Wha?”
Skipper: >:/ “Ah, for the upendo a...”
Kowalski: *knocks pizza guy out*
Skipper: >:( “Alright, who ordered the pizza?”
Rico: *laughs nervously*
Broach 2: “All-nighters make us brodaciously hungry, so...”
Skipper: “Fine...Get rid of the evidence and let’s eat!” :)
PB: *pops up out of nowhere* “Oh, great. Because, I am starving!” :D
Director: “That’s it!” *throws clipboard and lunges at PB*
Security: *holds him back*
SG 1: “Calm down, boss!” O.o
Director: “No! Just a little closer! I can almost reach her!” >:O
PB: O__o “Sheesh...I thought I was the crazy one.”
Waiting: Take 6
pizza Guy: “Pizza deliver—Wha?”
Skipper: >:/ “Ah, for the upendo a...”
Kowalski: *knocks pizza guy out*
Skipper: >:( “Alright, who ordered the pizza?”
Rico: *laughs nervously*
Broach 2: “All-nighters make us brodaciously hungry, so...”
Skipper: “Fine...Get rid of the evidence and let’s eat!” :)
[scene shifts to penguins eating pizza]
Skipper: “By the way, Kowalski, it was the spirit of adventure.”
Kowalski: “GAH! I ALMOST guessed that!”
Private: *reaches for pizza slice but broaches carry it away*
Director: “Cut!” *sigh* “Finally, we got through this one scene.”
PB: *brings coffee* “Here’s your fresh coffee.”
Director: “Thanks—Whoa, wait, where’s my intern?!” >:(
PB: “Oh, I told her wewe gave her the siku off. wewe know wewe have a signature that’s really easy to forge? wewe should do something about that.”
Director: D:<
PB: O.O... “COMING!!!” *runs away*
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A/N: Yes, I put myself in my blooper. I couldn't resist it! Don't judge me! XD Plus, it's my b-day this weekend, so...Shut up a little bit. XD JK
My Collection of POM Haikus:
I can't sleep well one night and I made haikus to make me fall asleep. And here are the results....!
These are haikus that describe the penguins, the lemurs, and Marlene. I did it just for fun, nothing else!
Skipper, the leader,
Commands recons siku and night;
Never swim alone.
K'walski, the smart one,
Best known as the "Options Guy";
Good golly wolly!
Rico has no doubt
He's the living wrecking ball;
Boom! Blam! Kablamo!
Private, the youngest
Loves unicorns and rainbows;
Winkies, ev'rywhere!
Julien, the royal
Puts his trust to sky spirits;
My moves are yummy!
Maurice, the aye-aye
Always serves the so-called king;
Wait-uh, what? Say what?!
Mort, the panya, kipanya lemur
Can't get over Julien's feet;
I swali nothing!
Marlene, the otter's
Independent from both sides;
Yeah, have fun with that!
I can't sleep well one night and I made haikus to make me fall asleep. And here are the results....!
These are haikus that describe the penguins, the lemurs, and Marlene. I did it just for fun, nothing else!
Skipper, the leader,
Commands recons siku and night;
Never swim alone.
K'walski, the smart one,
Best known as the "Options Guy";
Good golly wolly!
Rico has no doubt
He's the living wrecking ball;
Boom! Blam! Kablamo!
Private, the youngest
Loves unicorns and rainbows;
Winkies, ev'rywhere!
Julien, the royal
Puts his trust to sky spirits;
My moves are yummy!
Maurice, the aye-aye
Always serves the so-called king;
Wait-uh, what? Say what?!
Mort, the panya, kipanya lemur
Can't get over Julien's feet;
I swali nothing!
Marlene, the otter's
Independent from both sides;
Yeah, have fun with that!
Jhoman12
"I can't believe Ester, a girl I've known for a third of my entire life, would decide to just flirt with Rico, and in front of my very eyes!"
Alex: gee santa does't com early skipper and the penguins come skipper: kolwaski where are we kolwaski: at a house
And downstairs is a subway sation Alex just stands there
Alex: who are you? Skipper just looks at Alex. Alex: hm hello? Skipper: oh yeah I am skipper and that's kolwaski, private and Rico Alex: oh right kolwaski, private and Rico go downstairs Alex and. Skipper look at each other then I look up there a misltoe Alex looks up and then looks at Skipper
Then they kissed kolwaski, private and Rico looks at them
Then the break Alex: well I should get back to kusoma skipper: what are wewe reading? Alex: I am kusoma the hunger games skipper: I read the whole book Alex: really can wewe tell me what happens at the end skipper: nope Alex: come on
Alex: fell asleep on skipper' s shoulder
And downstairs is a subway sation Alex just stands there
Alex: who are you? Skipper just looks at Alex. Alex: hm hello? Skipper: oh yeah I am skipper and that's kolwaski, private and Rico Alex: oh right kolwaski, private and Rico go downstairs Alex and. Skipper look at each other then I look up there a misltoe Alex looks up and then looks at Skipper
Then they kissed kolwaski, private and Rico looks at them
Then the break Alex: well I should get back to kusoma skipper: what are wewe reading? Alex: I am kusoma the hunger games skipper: I read the whole book Alex: really can wewe tell me what happens at the end skipper: nope Alex: come on
Alex: fell asleep on skipper' s shoulder
Once in a kingdom a king and qween wanted a child. Fanely there wish came true. a girl was born. they named her marlene wich ment young princess.to calabraght the long awhited birth they trow a party.the otter king's friend a king himself deside to jiunge there kingdoms togheter as one kwa batroghting prince tamon to princess marlene.then 3 good frieses came two gave the gifts of bueaty and song.the 3rd one was about to give her gift when a evil sorrseres came. her name was jane.she was the only one oninvited. she siad that before the sun sat on marlene's 28th birthday marlene would prick her finger on the spindel and die.the 3rd good sorrsores give her gift that if this withs spell was to come true that marlene will not die but sleep tell true loves kiss wakes her up.
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