Penguins of Madagascar Article: Bloopers from Unexpected Events- Chapter Two

Bloopers from Unexpected Events- Chapter Two

posted by Cowtails

Very Mature Take One
SP: God Rico!! What is up with the KABOOM!! ALL I HEAR IS KABOOM AND KABOOOM AND KABOOM ALL DAY!!
Rico: *sticks tongue out* KABOOM KABOOM KABOOM KABOOM KABOOOM!!!
Cowtails: Very mature Rico.
Skipper/Kowalski/Rico: *mocks* Very mature Rico.
Director: Cut!! Private, wewe were supposed to mock, too!!
Private: *whimpers* I can't!! It's mean!!
Director: *facepalm*

Very Mature Take Two
Cowtails: Very mature Rico.
Penguins: Very mature Rico.
Cowtails: *huff* wewe guys are so immature for army guys! Unlike me, I'm very mature.
SP: *holds out a plate of cookies* Want some?
Cowtails: *squeals* COOKIES!! *shoves a bunch in my mouth* *starts choking*
Director: CUT!! Cowtails, we almost had it!! wewe couldn't NOT choke?!
SP: Um...she's still choking...
Private: Shouldn't someone who knows the Heimlich maneuver do something?
Cowtails: *faint*
Director: GAH!! Not my co-star!! MEDIC!!!
SP: Co-star?
Director: wewe and Cowtails are the stars of this movie!! I alisema I NEEDED A MEDIC!!

Kill Kowalski siku Take One
SP: *takes out a knife* You're. Dead.
Kowalski: *squeak* Oh crap.
SP: *chases* YOUR DEATH BELONGS TO MEE!!
Cowtails: WOO!! Kill Kowalski Day!!
Kowalski: *glare* *stops running*
SP: *trips over Kowalski* WHAA!!
Director: CUT! Kowalski, why the heck did wewe stop?! Cowtails is supposed to say that!!
Kowalski: *huff* I still don't think we need that line...

Kill Kowalski siku Take Two
SP: *takes out a knife* You're. Dead.
Kowalski: *squeak* Oh crap.
SP: *chases* YOUR DEATH BELONGS TO MEE!!
Cowtails: WOO!! Kill Kowalski Day!!
Kowalski: *still running*
Private/Rico/Skipper: DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE!
Kowalski: WHO'S SIDE ARE wewe ON?!

Crazy SP Take One
Cowtails/Penguins: *running and screaming*
Kowalski: kuki, vidakuzi AND ICE CREAM!!
SP: Now you're gonna DOUBLE DIE!!
Kowalski: *screams*
Private: *wets the floor*
Director: CuT!! Private, that was great, but it's not in the script!!
Private: *whimpers* I know....

Died From Fright Take One
Cowtails/Skipper/Rico: *leaves and hides somewhere else*
Private: *trembles* H-hello Sweet P-Prippah...enjoying the weathah??
SP: I will kill wewe if wewe don't tell me where wewe Marafiki are RIGHT NOW!!
Private: *falls over unconscious*
Director: Cut! Good! One scene without mistakes!!
SP: Um...I think he fainted for real...Wake up sweetie!! *nudges Private*
Cowtails: *snickering*
Private: *wakes up* Wh-what happened?? Did we finish the scene?

Your Hair Looks Great Today Take One
Cowtails: *running, carrying Skipper* *everyone else is unconscious* GAH! SORRY SWEETIE!! *drops Skipper*
Skipper: AAAHHH!!! *gets knocked out*
SP: YOU'RE inayofuata COWTAILS!!
Cowtails: *gulp* *trips* *looks up* Heh...you um...um...LINE PLEASE!!
Director: CUT!!

Your Hair Looks Great Today Take Two
Cowtails: *runs, carrying Skipper* GAH!! Sorry sweetie!! *drops SKipper*
Skipper:AAAHHH!! *gets knocked out*
Cowtails: *gulp* *trips* *looks up* Heh...Your hair looks WONDERFUL today...
Director: CUT!! The line is "You're hair looks great today!" Not wonderful!
Cowtails: Does it matter?
Director: *facepalm* YES!!

(quite a while later)

Your Hair Looks Great Today Take Twenty Four
Cowtails: *runs, carrying Skipper* GAH!! Sorry sweetie!! *drops SKipper*
Skipper:AAAHHH!! *gets knocked out*
Cowtails: *gulp* *trips* *looks up* Heh...Your hair looks WONDERFUL today...
Director: CUT AGAIN!!
Cowtails: *facepalm* OH MY GOD!! CAN'T WE JUST CHANGE THE LLINE?!

Your Hair Looks Great Today Take Thirty Seven
Cowtails: *runs, carrying Skipper* GAH!! Sorry sweetie!! *drops SKipper*
Skipper:AAAHHH!! *gets knocked out*
Cowtails: *gulp* *trips* *looks up* Heh...Your hair looks GREAT today..
SP: *swings knife*
Director: CUT!! Finally, the right line! Now, was that so hard?
Cowtails: *glare*
Kowalski: Now wewe did it.
Director: *runs*
Cowtails: *chases* I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!

the lucky coin. chapter 1: the legendary treasure

posted by andresandru

Skipper and the other penguins were digging and digging and....digging? ok. They didn't seem to have enough escape tunels, they were finishing number 31.

"this is PARANOIC MADNESS!" Private shouted, as he dug deeper and deeper, but, suddent ly he felt a click, he strted digging in other directions, until every single place mad the noise click.

He started waving the dust with his hands, and eventualy, a scream came out

"AHHHHHH!!!" Skipper heard the scream

"come boys!" he and everyone went as fast as they could. Once there, they saw that Private was right beside a skeleton.

"wait!" Kowalski took...

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Shining PoM (Parody) Chapter: 1

posted by legendary7

It was a frozen Central Park winter morning. All the penguins had just woke up from their night snooze. Every penguin, auk except Kowalski had just awakened. Kowalski had been up all night in his lab creating his latest invention.
S: "Up and at 'em, boys!"
P: "Good morning, Skippah! Where's Kowalski?"
Skipper shrugged
S: "He's probably still in his lab. Kowalski?!"
Kowalski exhaustedly strode out of his lab.
K: "I'm finished! Well almost anyway."
S: "What do wewe mean 'almost'?"
K: "The one chemical I need is only found in the forest's leaves around a vacant hotel upstate."
S: "Splendid! And you're suggesting...

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The Little Door Part 1

posted by Saracuda

"2:30." Liberty thought to herself. He should BE here kwa now! She looked nervously over her shoulder. Liberty was a young lioness. She'd recently moved to New York city from her quiet nyumbani in Africa. Her sisters and one brother had all been taken to separate zoos. She'd been sent to Central Park Zoo. She was so lonely. So cold. Then she met a lively bunch of commando penguins.
She couldn't help but smile as she thought of how they'd first met. It had been raining. Liberty was moping around looking for anyone familiar. Suddenly a small penguin, auk had dropped out of the trees and landed on her. He...

What happend in our past...But you'r a girl!!! Chapter 3

posted by SkippX101

*Please note i will add a pic of Starlite in the last Chapter :D*

All 4 penguins and Marlene were staring at the sleeping female...She was inaonyesha her back to them, her back rising and falling as she breathed. She used her bag as a pillow. Obviously to protect it, not for comfort."May i just ask again...How can wewe guess a girls name right? Especially a unique name like...Starlantern?" Marlene looked at Skipper."i can honestly say i have and still have no idea how i just guessed her name right Marlene. It shall always remain a mystery, and her name is Starlite Marlene." Skipper shrugged as he...

The Penguins of Reality TV Part 6 (Finale)

posted by RockOnPoM

Skipper: What are wewe talking about?! We helped you!
George: wewe have no proof.
Gravin: Actually, if wewe haven't noticed, this is a Reality TV Show. Cameras are hidden everywhere.
*a video shows Team PoM helping George*
Gravin: Okay now i'm just confused.
George: Whoa.... that's um.... odd.....?
Skipper: Wait a minute..... someone paid wewe didn't they?
George: H-How'd wewe know?
Private: Wow Skipper, wewe truley are amazing at those type of things.
Kowalski: Alright listen George, who paid wewe to try and frame us?
George: If I say will I get in trouble?
Rico: Uh... nope?
George: It was the dog!
Skipper: I...

Appearance Change (a POM fanfic)

posted by mostar1219

The penguins were playing cards and I come in excited.
Me: Guys, you're not going to believe this!
S: You're finally going to seem human?
Me: What? No! Remember that kid wewe guys thought was a spy?
K: Yea, I remember that kid. Nosy fella.
Me: Yea, just like a little pest I know, but that's beside the point. Guess who's going to perform at that kid's school?
P: The Lunicorns?
Me: wewe wish, Private. And for the correct answer, Angela Bult!
K: Wow, congradulations. Let's hope that kid doesn't get all nosy.
Me: Yea, well, I better go get my wig and outfit ready. Wish me luck. (I leave)
S: Guess the coast...

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The Memory of the Blue-Eyed Matador

posted by LtKowalski

THE MEMORY OF THE BLUE EYED MATADOR
    Remember in the episode 'Sting Operation' I had accidentally taken some of Rico's memories? They're all utterly horrible, and not very advisable to tell except for one thought.
    It was actually a memory of Rico's adventures before he meets the team. And I am going to reveal it to you, with his permission of course.
    Rico just woke up in the middle of the night to find himself lying on a side of a dusty street. From the looks of the place, it must be night time Spain, Mexico au Portugal. His...

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It. Chapter 8: It's back

posted by 67Dodge

Two weeks had flashed kwa without incident, they were probably the best weeks the wanyama ever had, Private found a rideable toy Jeep that could fit all the Penguins in it, and had a motor, so they had found a zaidi manly looking vehicle. Julien had exhausted himself to the point that he didn't do any nighttime dancing, since he had used all his energy in the celebration for Pennywise's death. Not to mention, the Penguins also found a man's wallet that contained $6,000, which was zaidi than they made from the usual pick-pocketing au the "I found a lucky penny on the sidewalk today!!" event. Private...

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When Eyes Meet-Chapter 5

posted by Metallica1147

Chapter 5

Kowalski and Rico went over to the otter's habitat to go find Private. Once they got there they stared to look for him, after a few dakika they found Private right outside Marlene's cave sitting down, looking very sad.

"Private are wewe okay," asked Kowalski.

"What are wewe two doing here, came to tell me that I'm too young for Marlene just like Skippa did?"

"No, Private wewe really hurt Skipper's feelings with whatever wewe alisema to him."

"I know I did, but I wish that Skippa would stop treating me like I'm a child."

"I know but wewe have to understand you're like a son to him, wewe mean everything...

Gender Switch (Chapter 4: Bunks)

posted by AgentJazzy00

-------in HQ---9:34------

As Marlene lead them inside,she said,"So here's the HQ.That door right there leads to Kowalski's lab.If I were you,i'll stay away from it unless wewe want to be turned into something weird,like opposite genders." Kassie/Kowalski had to force a smile and alisema between his beak,"Yeah,we wouldn't want that to happen."

"And there's the guys bathroom,so only...What's your name?",asked Marlene."Oh,I'm Jamie but wewe can call me James.",answered James/Jazzy."Ok.", Continued Marlene"So only James can use it,even though there's four stalls.And wewe girls will have to share two stalls...And...

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The Hidden (Chapter VIII - Trip to Denmark)

posted by LifelessPenguin

We all know that Skipper can't set foot in Denmark. But not now. Remember when Hans was visited the Central Park Zoo. He alisema that he has no home. He was transfered to the Hoboken Zoo. For now, Skipper can set foot in Denmark. I wonder how Hans is doing in the Hoboken Zoo.

Blowhole transfered his secret lair to Denmark. I think he still believes that he can't set foot there. He doesn't know that Hans is not there.

But now, we have no money for the flight there. Actually, there is an "Animal Airplane" specially for zoo animals. But it costs thousands! So, we decided to build an airplane specially...

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Chirtsmas 3

posted by alex333

Alex:sheesh I never knew that this room had lots of art things
Skipper:what do wewe mean?
Alex:well just look at it and today I am moving my art things
To the basement
Skipper:need help because your just a girl and-
Alex:are wewe saying I not storng
Kolwaski:well wewe are a girl and-
Alex:I take kartet class and I am a yellow belt
Rico:wow
Private:you must work really hard
Skipper:but do need help
Alex:sure
Down at the basement
Alex:well that should do it
Skipper:well we best get going back
Alex:it was nice meeting wewe guys
Kolwaski:yes it was wewe are a very great girl
Private:great she's magically
Alex:about that I have some to tell you..................
To be coutine please write maoni for all my chirstmas story

God help the outcasts.singers:marlene and others.

posted by anna447

marlene:I don't know if wewe can hear me au if your even there I don't know if wewe would lissen to a otter's pryer yes I know I'm just a outcast I souldn't speek to wewe still I see your face and wonder were wewe once an outcast too.god help the outcasts hungry from birth onyesha them the mersey they don't find on earth plz help my people we look to wewe still god help the outcasts au nobody will.
Others:I ask for wilth,I ask for fame,I ask for glory to shine on my name,I ask for upendo I can poses,I ask for god and his angels to bless me.
Marlene:I ask for nothing I can gat kwa but I know so meny less lucky then I plz help my people the poor and downtrad I thoughed we all were the children of god.god help the outcasts children of goooooooooood

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Psycho: Chapter 5

posted by 67Dodge

Skipper felt lost. He had been looking in the small, 7 bedroom Motel for 3 hours straight, Marlene should've been there, because she didn't have the car, Skipper did, and he DID see Private Bates heading to his large, Victorian, nyumbani when he left to drive. He decided to call Detective Kowalski Arbogast to see if there was any foul play made. After dialing the numbers, 555-555-Genius, Skipper waited, he waited for another 6 hours. In that time, Skipper found a bloody trail of foot prints in Marlene's room, leaving the kuoga stall, walking through the carpeted floor, out the door, down to the...

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The secret child!- Part 3

posted by skipperfan5431

As soon as Lilly dozed off, the guys came back from their late-night recon duty. " HELLO SKIPPA!" Private Yells jollyly (is that a word? oh well, it is now). Kowalski, seeing that Lilly was asleep, smacked Private up-side his little head. " Skipper, are wewe okay? wewe don't look very well." Private asked, rubbing the back of his head which was now very soar. " Boys, get to bed. I need some quiet time." Skipper alisema softly. The boys didn't move. " That's an ORDER!" Skipper commanded, and with that, the boys jumped into their beds and automatically knocked out! Skipper sat in the scilence...thinking....

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Skipper meets Alex russo

posted by alex463

At the lair alex: I am going to the zoo ok? Justin: alright but be here kwa chajio, chakula cha jioni time Alex: alright at the zoo
Alex: the penguins are so cute kolwaski: skipper are wewe alright Skipper: me I alright private : wewe don' t look alright maybe your in upendo skipper:am not kolwaski: skipper wewe can tell us anything alright? Skipper: alright ! I am in upendo OKAY!
Private:skipper is in upendo skipper is in upendo skipper: private!
Private:sorry at the subway sation mom: remeaber that we'll be back at 12:00 Alex : alright mom and don't worry we'll be fine mom and dad : I think we are already worry Justin: and...

The feild trip!- Part 5

posted by skipperfan5431

Hans's evil grin widened across his face as the light from the laser grew brighter and brighter. "Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!" Rebecca's screams went unheard, for her new Marafiki never came to rescue her......or so she thought. As soon as Rebecca blacked out from the intense affects of the brain-washing, Skipper and the boys sprang in through the door. They were too late. " What did wewe do to her!?" Skipper demanded, he knew he had failed his mission. " Youre too late Skippa! I have brain-washed the girl of all hivi karibuni memories and mental abilities! She can no longet talk to animals, nor does she remember...

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Loving birds... Chaper 1

posted by kowalski99

Kowalski is in his lab fixing a project. A beautful penguin, auk name Macy. She do science and she can sing. she come up in his lab."Hey Kowalski." alisema Macy. "Hey Macy." alisema Kowalski. "I got to tell wewe something." alisema Macy. "What is it Macy?" alisema Kowalski. Want to go walk with me at the central park?" alisema Macy. "Sure." alisema Kowalski. So they are going to walk at the central park. "Kowalski? I got to tell wewe something?" alisema Macy. "What is it Macy?" alisema kowalski. Macy is so shy to tell him but she going to say it. "I upendo you." alisema Macy.

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Skipper and the church, Chapter seven: I Will Not Bow

posted by beastialmoon

I Will Not Bow

FALL!!

The zoo was in chaos. sekunde after kicking Skipper out, lobsters poured in from everywhere around them. All the wanyama were chained and shackled, trudging back into their pens. The walls around their pens erupted forth a barbwire fence, electrified 1000 volts and sharp to the mere touch. They wrapped around, forming a roof. The remaining penguins put up a fight, but it was no use. There were too many.
Blowhole Laughed.

Now the dark begins to rise
“Save your breath, It’s far from over”

The wanyama turned to look towards the zoo gates. There, standing on the zoo walls,...

Skipper, Hans, and the Church of Destiny, chapter 3: Hero

posted by beastialmoon

Chapter 2 – Hero
Skipper stepped into Marlene’s habitat.
“Marlene, can I ask wewe something?

I'm just a step away
I'm just a breath away

Marlene’s moyo did a number on her chest. Was he going to ask?
“What is it, Skipper?”
“I need help getting into the Church across the lot.”
Marlene let go of her breath. She wasn’t even aware that she was holding it.

Losing my faith today
Falling off the edge today

Marlene asked him why.
“Look,” Skipper said

“I am just a man
Not superhuman”

Marlene mumbled the words to herself.

“I'm not superhuman”

Someone save me from the hate

Skiper told Marlene...