It's me, just wanna share my PoM related thoughts that NOBODY else in the world would care about. Plus wewe are thinking "What? This isn't an hetero/homo erotic shabiki fiction about cute furry wanyama we know in upendo that are PoM? If wewe are still kusoma this and not offended kwa that paragraph at all, I like you. But geez, so many shabiki fictions guys. I haven't read a single one though.
So anyway I've been thinking about Marlene... And how she's on the onyesha for only one reason, The Smurfette Principle. A lot of wewe are asking, "The the heck is this Oreo bird with Candy mahindi, nafaka for a mouth talking about?" Well, The Smurfette Principle is "The tendency for works of fiction to have against an ensemble of male characters, in spite of half the human race is female. Unless a onyesha is purposefully aimed at a female viewing audience, the main characters will tend to be male." - TV Tropes
Okay, okay maybe she isn't there for only THAT one reason. Maybe they want to put female in the onyesha because they have mostly males as main characters.... au how about they wanted another kind, passionate character that isn't Private... au just a upendo interest for Skipper... Just look at the "Skarlene" pictures all over this shabiki page. Marlene is mainly for Skipper. Not Kowalski, Rico, au Private. This is all going kwa my opinion.
I know what your thinking. "There are other main female characters in PoM" That is somewhat right. I know wewe got Randa, Pinkie, Those nyani females Maurice has night fantasies about, Becky, Stacy, ect. But tell me this; are they really the sole main characters for the PoM series? When I say that I mean do they have all of the character's I listed on the freaking character's orodha of the PoM site on Nickelodeon?
But let's get to know Marlene for a bit, what's her origin? She's from Northern California but that's just it. What was exactly her story? She was never loved kwa her mother au something? ( I know a shabiki is going to be like "No Have64! She was ______ on episode ______ She clearly said, Marlene: "________" but I wouldn't expect wewe to know anything about that. *scoff*"
It would be nice to have official origin episode(s) on the idea but NOPE! They give us upendo interests and zaidi shaking furry butts on my TV screen that makes me EXTREMELY uncomfortable as my parents walk kwa the TV and think I'm watching some weird furry pornography on the TV.
But It's not all bad, it could be worse. Eric Darnell and Tom McGrath could have made Marlene a female counterpart of Skipper au whatever -which would be freaking lazy!-. This isn't meant to hate on Marlene au anything it's just, my opinion
Well, make sure wewe leave your comment... In the maoni section. See y'all soon, maybe not.
