*The penguins are all asleep until someone bursts in*
Marlene:Guys, wake up! Hurry! Come on Doris needs your help!!!
* Kowalski jumps out of kitanda and since he was in the juu bunk, tries and sucessfully completes pulling the others out of thier bunks*
Kowalski: WHATS WRONG WITH DORIS?!?!?!
Marlene: Somethings wrong with her head, Kowalski!!!
*she says in an dramafied voice*
Marlene: Somethings not right.
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Im making it longer.
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*They all go to Doris's habitat*
Doris:Hello! Would wewe like some oatmeal?!?
Kowalski:Firstly, No. Secondly, wewe dont have a way to get oatmeal.
Skipper:He's right.
Doris:Oh, wewe all are just jealous because I can make oatmeal and wewe cant!
Private:No, we just came to rescue you!
Rico: AUGHHUH!
Doris:Why would I need rescued if im fine?
*Kowalski shakes his head doubtfully*
Next; Part 2
Marlene:Guys, wake up! Hurry! Come on Doris needs your help!!!
* Kowalski jumps out of kitanda and since he was in the juu bunk, tries and sucessfully completes pulling the others out of thier bunks*
Kowalski: WHATS WRONG WITH DORIS?!?!?!
Marlene: Somethings wrong with her head, Kowalski!!!
*she says in an dramafied voice*
Marlene: Somethings not right.
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Im making it longer.
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*They all go to Doris's habitat*
Doris:Hello! Would wewe like some oatmeal?!?
Kowalski:Firstly, No. Secondly, wewe dont have a way to get oatmeal.
Skipper:He's right.
Doris:Oh, wewe all are just jealous because I can make oatmeal and wewe cant!
Private:No, we just came to rescue you!
Rico: AUGHHUH!
Doris:Why would I need rescued if im fine?
*Kowalski shakes his head doubtfully*
Next; Part 2
Interview Starting in
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2...
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Me: "So, Skipper, how long have wewe been in the military?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "O...K. Um, what are some problems wewe have to deal with on daily basis?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: T_T "OK, um, how do your men view wewe as a leader?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: ',: l *sigh* "Who's your inayofuata in command?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "Where did wewe go on your first mission?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: >:( "What do wewe eat for breakfast?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "IS THERE ANY swali wewe WILL ANSWER?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: T_T
Tip: If wewe want to interview a military operative...don't waste your breath.
3...
2...
1...
Me: "So, Skipper, how long have wewe been in the military?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "O...K. Um, what are some problems wewe have to deal with on daily basis?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: T_T "OK, um, how do your men view wewe as a leader?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: ',: l *sigh* "Who's your inayofuata in command?"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "Where did wewe go on your first mission?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: >:( "What do wewe eat for breakfast?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: "IS THERE ANY swali wewe WILL ANSWER?!"
Skipper: "Classified."
Me: T_T
Tip: If wewe want to interview a military operative...don't waste your breath.
SIDE EFFECTS OF WATCHING THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR MAY INCLUDE:
--Your eyes may explode from too much awesomeness
--You may become so obsessed with the onyesha wewe will dedicate your whole life to it
--You may become a sofa spud because wewe will watch the onyesha nonstop for literally 24/7
--You may form your own commando team & put yourself & others in mortifying danger
--You may cause yourself to never speak again because wewe will try to be like Rico
--Your house may explode because wewe will try to make inventions like Kowalski
--Strained eyes because wewe will be watching the onyesha with tape holding up your eyelids so wewe don't miss a thing
Hospitals worldwide & Insurance agencies worldwide are not responsible for any of these occurances.
--Your eyes may explode from too much awesomeness
--You may become so obsessed with the onyesha wewe will dedicate your whole life to it
--You may become a sofa spud because wewe will watch the onyesha nonstop for literally 24/7
--You may form your own commando team & put yourself & others in mortifying danger
--You may cause yourself to never speak again because wewe will try to be like Rico
--Your house may explode because wewe will try to make inventions like Kowalski
--Strained eyes because wewe will be watching the onyesha with tape holding up your eyelids so wewe don't miss a thing
Hospitals worldwide & Insurance agencies worldwide are not responsible for any of these occurances.