Private: Do wewe have the ring?
Skipper: Yes I do
Private: Marlene do wewe have the ring?
Marlene: Yes. . .
Private: Skipper, will wewe take Marlene to be your lawfully wedded wife, to hold and to care, to upendo and to nourish, til death do wewe part?
Skipper: I do.
Private: Marlene, will wewe take Skipper to be your lawfully wedded husband, to hold and to care, to upendo and to nourish til death do wewe part?
Marlene: I do.
Private: wewe may kiss the bride.
Skipper and Marlene: *kkkkkkkkkiiiiiiisssss*
12 hours befor wedding. . .
Private: Skipper what are wewe doing?
Skipper: Seeing if I have enough money for a ring....
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