Look What I Found at Sam's Club

Leonard was stricken speechless, but he quickly recovered. "Me? As in...me?" He asked putting his paw to his chest. Kowalski nodded. Leonard shook his head. "No, there must be some mistake."

Kowalski shook his own head. "There's no mistake. I ran the test three times and your name showed up in each of them. Now, it's possible that your fur, manyoya may have coincidentally blew into the lemur hab-"

"Coincidence my tail! I did not put anything into that lemur habitat!" Leonard insisted a little louder than he intended.

Skipper stepped mbele and nodded comprehendingly. "Now, look, marsupial. I know what...

Happy New Year, fanguins! :D Yeah, I bet you're surprised to see me here. It's been a while, hunh? Goodness, I've been so terribly busy. I'm a senior now, got accepted into the college I most desired to get accepted into, uandishi and making videos, and of course, school work. God, I hate school--especially Math. CURSE wewe CALCULUS!

Anyway, I want to say how much I miss it here. I want to come back so much, and yet... I don't know. I loved it here so much, it's not even funny! I had a great few years here, and the mashabiki all meant so much to me, whether they're gone au totally new. Even if I don't...

Lorrie Trace was a confident woman with skin the color of creamy maziwa chocolate. Her kind eyes saw the world in a perspective that most didn't. She always tried to see the good in everyone and everything. Some might say she has a moyo of gold. She attended Harvard chuo kikuu, chuo kikuu cha and received a doctorate in science and physics. Ever since, she's been traveling the world, wanting to know zaidi about it and its wonders.

As always, it was a freezing, below zero siku in Antarctica. Lorrie was wearing a heavy black kanzu, koti with a sweater underneath, thermal, blue colored gloves, and think black pants, and...

The evil dolphin with a robotic eye was standing on his segway and smiling evilly. Everybody sent him a cold glances.
"Oh, why are wewe so sad? Do wewe want to see your friends?" Blowhole asked. The lobsters showed them Ally’s and Ben's bodies laying on the floor. They can't look at them "But don't worry, soon you'll be together again, maybe somewhere there au maybe somewhere there" he alisema and pointed up and down. But they stayed quiet "No answer? wewe make me sad. It's not good for you!" he showed them his machine, it looked like a big torture machine, but in fact it was something else…
"Only...

Kowalski stormed into his lab. Skipper walked up to Private. "Just let him cool off. He's wouldn't hold a grudge on this for too long. How about we go for snow cones?" Private smiled. "Can I bring one for Kowalski? wewe know...as a sorry?" Private asked his commanding officer. Skipper patted his back. "Sure." Rico, Skipper, and Private then left the lab for snow cones. They didn't even notice the intense purple glow coming from under the lab door as the left.

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Private went to Kowalski's lab, snow cone in hand, and knocked. There was no reply. He spoke as he opened...

Me and Hans raced out of the prison like a blur. I don't think the gaurds even knew what was going on until maybe several scoches later. Then the alarm started blaring. I looked over my shoulder to see gaurds numbered kwa the dozen running after us. Hans was flying level with the ground beside me as I slid down the hallway. Suddenly he made a sharp right turn. I skidded to a halt and looked down the corridor after Hans. It was a dead end all but a small window at the juu of the stone wall. "What are wewe DOING?!?" I shouted. "Come ON Alex!" Hans snapped. I was stunned for a momment. No insult?...

Skipper's point of view:

Johnson ran in from the metal door. He was carrying a device that looked much like the Stopwatch Kowalski had once made.
"Hey, look what I found!" he said.
"My Stopwatch!" Kowalski cried. "Where did wewe find that?!"
"It is not your Stopwatch thingy-ma-jiggy," Johnson said. "I found it in my box of things I got from Blowhole."
"Blowhole, Shmohole. It is my Stopwatch!" Kowalski cried. "You don't even have a Blowhole box, do you?"
"He does too!" Ivy said. "He showed me it!"
"Hey, everyone!" I cried. "Stop arguing unless wewe want a samaki slap!"
Everybody stopped. Then, Kowalski...

I shut my eyes, expecting death, only to hear the sounds of men shouting and feet rushing into the room. Guns clanked and a familiar voice shouted, "Captain Blowhole, you're under arrest!" I lifted my head. The blurry image of Leeland wafted from double leelands to just one, then back again. Leeland was alive! I wanted to spring up and fight at his side, but I could hardly move. I was too shaken. Suddenly a flipper grabbed my own and pulled me up to my feet. He threw my flipper over his shoulders to keep me from collapsing to the floor again. I looked over to see who it was, "Hans!" I exclaimed,...

After Hanna died my life went into a tailspin. I Lost my focus on the war. I no longer felt a thrill au a longing to be on the battlefeild. Life had Lost meaning. I fought blindly in every battle. I didn't care whether I was killed au not. That was my downfall. One battle in particular was extra hard and an uphill climb, facing our enemy. If wewe remember, there had been tension between Captain Blowhole and my father. Now that General Fahlcon was out of the way, / posed as a threat to Blowhole's superior title. I was a sitting bata in my condition. The heat of the battlefeild wore down on me...

Antarctica

*Kowalski & Rico woke up in the middle of the inayofuata day*

Kowalski: *stomach rumbles* "Ugh. I'm soooo hungry..."

Rico: "Me too. C'mon. We should get moving."

*Kowalski & Rico begin waddling*

2 Hours Later...

Kowalski: *begins slowing down* "Hey...Rico..."

Rico: "Sup?"

Kowalski: "I know this place..."

Rico: *looks around* "Hey, me too."

Kowalski: "Is this...No...It couldn't be..."

Rico: "What?"

Kowalski: "I think this is our home...I think we made it back to where we live while it's not feeding season..."

Rico: "Hey, ya know...You're right..."

Kowalski: "That means...Rico! Are wewe thinking...

Chapter 1: Betrayed kwa a friend.
It was just an normal siku in New York that'll turn for the worst.
Skipper: What?. . . Bounty hunter help, no I will not go on this mission. . . I have to. . . With Marlene?. . . Yes sir right away.
Private: What is it Skipper?
Skipper: Sorry Private, that's classified.

In Marlene's habitat. . .
Skipper: Marlene, I need wewe to ome with me on a mission.
Marlene: Ok, I'll do it.

Later in the air port. . .
Skipper: Where is that bounty hunter?
Bounty hunter: Are wewe Skipper?
Skipper: Yes.
Bounty hunter: Come with me.
Later. . .
Bounty hunter: So I see wewe accepted the mission,...

All the penguins stepped into the car karakana and loaded up. Rico sat in the front with Kowalski and the others were in the back, seperated kwa luggage. A few dakika later, and they were on their way. None of them knew,that for some, that would be the last they ever saw of their beloved home.
The road was long and dim. Not only that, but it was treacherous and slick, as well. Up ahead a sign wrote: TURN LEFT but "left" was crossed out and under it spelled "right". Rico made the turn, but Kowalski disagreed with his desicion. "Rico, I am pretty sure wewe were supposed to make a left." Kowalski...

Chapter 19: Epilogue
It was time for a celebration. Pat would start off the party. (We are the Champions kwa Queen)
I've paid my dues
Time after time
I've done my sentence
But committed no crime
And bad mistakes
I've made a few
I've had my share of sand kicked in my face
But I've come through

We are the champions - my friends
And we'll keep on fighting - till the end
We are the champions
We are the champions
No time for losers
'Cause we are the champions - of the world

I've taken my bows
And my curtain calls
wewe brought me fame and fortune
and everything that goes with it
I thank wewe all

But...

Private's point of view:
I dashed to the hole, fighting the crowd, with their shoves and elbows. I immediately got on my tippy-toes and watched through the blemish. I told myself no matter who he was going against, I'd cheer for my dad. Then, his challenger, waddled out. At first, I thought I was imagining it. It couldn't be, It just couldn't. He was dead, but I was proven wrong when Skipper turned to look at me. He hastefully turned his head, and met my dad. His sorrowful eyes met mine again. I then heard the shot ring out. They both paused, Skipper closed his eyes as if in pain. Finally, he...

I woke up the inayofuata mourning knowing that it is time to find chakula and water if I'm going to survive.

Me: (wakes up) boy i slept like a rock last night (checks on the fire) yep the moto is still there so it's time for me to look for chakula and water. chakula and water will give me energy to survive and to stay alive.

so I started to crawl with one leg to look for chakula and water. just when i was about to give up i saw food. it was a mango.

Me: (gasp) a maembe, embe it's perfect and it's salama for me to eat.

so after i grab the maembe, embe I ate the mango. after i ate the maembe, embe i crawl with one leg to look for water....

Skipper and the other penguins were digging and digging and....digging? ok. They didn't seem to have enough escape tunels, they were finishing number 31.

"this is PARANOIC MADNESS!" Private shouted, as he dug deeper and deeper, but, suddent ly he felt a click, he strted digging in other directions, until every single place mad the noise click.

He started waving the dust with his hands, and eventualy, a scream came out

"AHHHHHH!!!" Skipper heard the scream

"come boys!" he and everyone went as fast as they could. Once there, they saw that Private was right beside a skeleton.

"wait!" Kowalski took...

It was a frozen Central Park winter morning. All the penguins had just woke up from their night snooze. Every penguin, auk except Kowalski had just awakened. Kowalski had been up all night in his lab creating his latest invention.
S: "Up and at 'em, boys!"
P: "Good morning, Skippah! Where's Kowalski?"
Skipper shrugged
S: "He's probably still in his lab. Kowalski?!"
Kowalski exhaustedly strode out of his lab.
K: "I'm finished! Well almost anyway."
S: "What do wewe mean 'almost'?"
K: "The one chemical I need is only found in the forest's leaves around a vacant hotel upstate."
S: "Splendid! And you're suggesting...

"2:30." Liberty thought to herself. He should BE here kwa now! She looked nervously over her shoulder. Liberty was a young lioness. She'd recently moved to New York city from her quiet nyumbani in Africa. Her sisters and one brother had all been taken to separate zoos. She'd been sent to Central Park Zoo. She was so lonely. So cold. Then she met a lively bunch of commando penguins.
She couldn't help but smile as she thought of how they'd first met. It had been raining. Liberty was moping around looking for anyone familiar. Suddenly a small penguin, auk had dropped out of the trees and landed on her. He...

*Please note i will add a pic of Starlite in the last Chapter :D*

All 4 penguins and Marlene were staring at the sleeping female...She was inaonyesha her back to them, her back rising and falling as she breathed. She used her bag as a pillow. Obviously to protect it, not for comfort."May i just ask again...How can wewe guess a girls name right? Especially a unique name like...Starlantern?" Marlene looked at Skipper."i can honestly say i have and still have no idea how i just guessed her name right Marlene. It shall always remain a mystery, and her name is Starlite Marlene." Skipper shrugged as he...

Skipper: What are wewe talking about?! We helped you!
George: wewe have no proof.
Gravin: Actually, if wewe haven't noticed, this is a Reality TV Show. Cameras are hidden everywhere.
*a video shows Team PoM helping George*
Gravin: Okay now i'm just confused.
George: Whoa.... that's um.... odd.....?
Skipper: Wait a minute..... someone paid wewe didn't they?
George: H-How'd wewe know?
Private: Wow Skipper, wewe truley are amazing at those type of things.
Kowalski: Alright listen George, who paid wewe to try and frame us?
George: If I say will I get in trouble?
Rico: Uh... nope?
George: It was the dog!
Skipper: I...