Look What I Found at Sam's Club

Private: Do wewe have the ring?
Skipper: Yes I do
Private: Marlene do wewe have the ring?
Marlene: Yes. . .
Private: Skipper, will wewe take Marlene to be your lawfully wedded wife, to hold and to care, to upendo and to nourish, til death do wewe part?
Skipper: I do.
Private: Marlene, will wewe take Skipper to be your lawfully wedded husband, to hold and to care, to upendo and to nourish til death do wewe part?
Marlene: I do.
Private: wewe may kiss the bride.
Skipper and Marlene: *kkkkkkkkkiiiiiiisssss*
12 hours befor wedding. . .
Private: Skipper what are wewe doing?
Skipper: Seeing if I have enough money for a ring....

Note: This, as wewe probably already know, is the confirmed name for the Blowhole special that will most likely be the last episode aired. Inspiration for this makala came from LeonardFan's scenario ilitumwa under the 'Final Blowhole Episode Title Confirmed' picha and Jedipenguin16's ukuta post on the club. I hope wewe enjoy it. :)

Skipper walked into the room Kowalski was in. "Kowalski! What are wewe doing?" He asked, causing Kowalski to nearly jump out of his feathers. He tried to cover up what he was working on kwa leaning far against the table. "Oh...Hello Skipper. I was just, uh..." Skipper shook...

Soon the penguins began to walk. kwa noon their feet felt ablazingly painful. The sand rubbed them raw. The towering sun beat down on them. They had thought New York was bad in the summer, but that was nothing compared to this heat. Each dakika every penguin, auk seemed to fall to the hot sand. Their mouths were as dry as a waterhole in Africa during the dry season. It wasn't long before Private fell back, but before he hit the ground Skipper caught him as usual.

"Private!" Skipper cried.

"I'm so thirsty, Skippah!" Private whined. Skipper took Private's cantine off of his soldier and gave it...

In the HQ, the Penguins pack up all their stuff. Yup! They are going to spend a Week in the Himalayan Mountains. A perfect Vacation place, isn’t it?

Private: "Can Julien come with us?"
Skipper: "Negative! It’s a Classified Vacation Spot, Soldier! Besides, Lemurs can’t stand the uchungu, chungu cold."
Private: "I've always wanted to climb the Mount Everest."
Kowalski: "In the Language of Sanskrit, ‘Himalaya’ means ‘Abode of snow’!"
Rico: "Huh?"
Private: [Thrilled] "How do wewe know all these, Kowalski?"
Kowalski: "Just… did some research before choosing a Vacation Spot!"
Skipper: "We leave tomorrow...

A Skilene-Filled September
Scenario 3: “Do wewe Take This Otter?”
Friday, September 3, 2010


It was the biggest event taking place at the zoo in years, and all the wanyama wanted to kubeba witness to it. On a siku that the zoo was closed for repairs, a crowd of wanyama gathered inside and outside of the zoovenir duka to watch the ceremony: Antonio and Marlene were getting married.

At 1 o’clock in the afternoon, the event got underway as Marlene walked through the zoovenir shop’s main entrance and began her procession down the aisle, escorted kwa Maurice. As Kowalski played “Here Comes the Bride”...

whats your fav sport

A.jump rope B.wresaling C.football D.chess E.tennis

#2 wewe find a Lost puppy what do u say

A.awww!!! B.kaboom C.SPY!!!! D.*you observe it* E.wheres your owner? come on lets look!

#3 what do u do after school

A.hang out with my Marafiki and talk
B.do awesome tricks with your bike
C.spy on people
D.do homework au study for test
E.Help people

#4 what do your Marafiki say about u

A.sweet
B.crazy
C.Paranoid
D.smart
E.a hero

#5 what sinema do u like to wach

A.romantic movies
B.aciton movies
C.war movies
D.scinece fiction
E.aciton sinema (i know i alisema that 2 times)


#6 whats your inayopendelewa pattern...