But I'll Be Your Master

added by Rainbow_Cookie

Source: Me

Do I have context??? Idk man, I was listening to a lot of Neil Patrick Harris and remembered that HE SANG THIS SONG, and I just had to. So enjoy it.

sanaa ya shabiki

picha

dr. blowhole

Neil Patrick Harris

pom

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BURT!!! O:

added by PenguinStyle

5

They Know Alllll Your Secrets...

added by Bluepenguin

Source: Miracle on Ice

3

The Penguins Of Madagascar Mc

added by PenguinStyle

4

Maurice, Don't Tell Me YOU'VE Fallen In Love!

added by Bluepenguin

Source: Alienated

6

DANGIT, WE'VE GOT CAUGHT!

added by Bluepenguin

Source: The Officer X Factor

1

Marlene Sexy as Ever Pic With me as A penguin, auk

added by Jhoman12

3

Lt. Lemmy saluting.

added by LifelessPenguin

Source: Alienated

9

Look at Kowalski's Eyes..... XD

added by Bluepenguin

Source: Kanga Management Clip

5

Score a penguin, auk pokemon card

added by Colonelpenguin

Source: Maw

8

Marlene&Penguins

added by Jhoman12

11

another KowalVate moment

added by Blue_Vanilla

Source: me (the screenshot actually ^^;)

1

nori + blowhole wedding

added by fun123fun

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Skilene Skits

posted by peacebaby7

Author’s Note: I’ve already done a set of ten skits for just POM in general, but these are, as the title says, purely Skilene. Most just imply Skilene, but there a few at the end in which Skipper and Marlene are an actual couple. link are the skits for normal POM skits if wewe wish to read them. Any title with a Roman numeral inayofuata to it has a skit note associated with it displayed at the end. I hope wewe enjoy these skits and I hope I succeed in making wewe laugh. Peace, out.

11) Sweet Dreams

On a quiet Saturday afternoon, Skipper had sent his men off for a snowcone reward...

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penguin, auk, alka Bloopers: Skipper and Marlene (from Snowmageddon)

posted by peacebaby7

Snackatarium: Take 1

X: This hiding space is not so sweet! >:) *moves salty sweet snacks out of the way to reveal Marlene*

Marlene: Sweet? Really? That's the joke you-I mean, AAAHHH! *jumps away from X's grab*

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed out! >:)

Marlene: Better, but-AAAHHH! *jumps away from X*

X: *kicks over trash can* And that one was-Where is she?

Marlene: I'm not getting in that filthy trash can! >:/

Director: *sigh* I told wewe before, it's just props. It's not real garbage!

Marlene: ...Fine...

Snackatarium: Take 2

X: *finds Marlene behind sodas* This spot is fizzed...

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Body Swap Part 3 The Chase

posted by sowem

Everybody attacked, but he managed to slip out.
The others continued, not knowing they we're beating each other up

Outside:

Kowalski: I gotta hide! I gotta hide! Huh! Burt's habitat!

Burt: What are wewe doing here, Maurice? Shouldn't wewe be pampering your king?

Kowalski: It me! Kowalski!

Burt looks confused.

Kowalski: I'll explain later, but don't let the other know I'm here!

Skipper: Oh, Kowalski?

Kowalski jumps behind a pile of hay.

Skipper: Burt, do wewe know where Kowalski is?

Burt: Sure! He's right there!(Points to Maurice in Kowalski's body)

Skipper: No! We swapped bodies. That's Maurice!

Burt: Oh!...

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POM FUN FACTS!

posted by RTE33

(Warning: All of These Are Not True and Just For Entertainment Purposes.)

Skipper Used To Be The Self Respecting, Dim-Witted King, and Julien Used To Be The Commando Guy. A Freak Accident Switched Their Minds.

Mort Used To Think Dan Schneider Delivered Presents Around The World on Christmas, Until He Came In Touch With The King's Feet.

Private Thinks My Little gppony, pony and Lunicorns Are Made kwa Hasbro, Even Though Lunicorns are Made kwa Mattel.

Marlene Is a secret Pegaster.

Kowalski's Smart phone Is From Verizon but He's So Hexy That Verizon Doesn't Give Him Bills.

When Skipper Gets Stung, He Never Feels It.

When Mort Watches Spongebob, He Jumps At The TV Trying To Eat The Characters, With Little Success.

Watch Penguins Of Madagascar! au Not, Rico Gets Paid Either Way.

THE END!

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penguin, auk, alka Bloopers: Dr. Blowhole's Revenge (1st special) 3rd scene

posted by peacebaby7

Defeating the Lobsters: Take 1

*penguins begin battling the lobsters*

Group of Lobsters: *jump on Skipper & Kowalski* "Lobster pile!"

Blowhole/Julien: *turn around, begin strolling to the control panel & stop abruptly*
...
Director: *looks at cameramen* *sigh* "Do wewe see what I have to work with here? Where's Mort?
*reaches for cell phone--* "And where's my cell phone?! *sees Mort in far corner*

Mort: *playing with Director's cell phone* "You can be my friend! And wewe can be my friend! Oh! And wewe can be my friend, too!"

Director: "Do I even want to know how he got that?"

Defeating the Lobsters:...

3

penguin, auk, alka Bloopers: Skilene (from King Julien For A Day)

posted by peacebaby7

Skipper Is The King: Take 1

Julien: "I bet Skipper isn't doing nearly a bang up job at being me, as I am at being him!"

Director: *talking into walkie talkie to the camera men* "Cut to lemur habitat..."

Skipper: ...

Director: "Wait a minute?! Where's Skipper?!

Maurice: *points down the side of the main rock of the habitat* "Uh...I think I found him."

*cameramen cut to where Maurice is pointing*

Marlene: "Ya know Skipper, that crown makes wewe look manly." <3

Skipper: "Maybe we can go somewhere a little more...comfortable..." *starts kissing*

Director: "Stop!!! You! Stop the cameras!! Maurice! Stop...

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penguin, auk, alka Bloopers: Kowalski (from Mental Hen)

posted by peacebaby7

Kissing Scene: Take 1

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers wewe can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But kwa golly wewe are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen begins kissing Kowalski*

Hen: "Blech! What have wewe been eating?!?!"

Kowalski: "Fish. I'm a penguin. Do the math."

Kissing Scene: Take 2

Kowalski: "No...hard...feelings?"

Hen: "You've meddled with mental powers wewe can't begin to comprehend, Kowalski! My wrath will be fierce! But kwa golly wewe are one salsy dancer!"

*Hen walks toward Kowalski*

Kowalski: "WAIT! Do we really have to have this scene?"...

3

Your penguin, auk, alka Personality

posted by queenpalm

I'm uandishi this so wewe can find out wich penguin, auk wewe are most like. It is a multiple answer quiz. Good luck!

What is your inayopendelewa way to talk?

A. In one syllable words.
B. With a voice that makes wewe sound dominant.
C. Using big words that others don't understand.
D. With a phony accent.
E. Who cares!

What is your inayopendelewa subject in school?

A. Gym
B. History
C. Science and Math
D. Art
E. I like them all!

What is your hobby?

A. Playing with dolls.
B. Collecting little thimbles.
C. Doing science experiments.
D. Watching T.V.
E. I don't have a hobby.

What are you?

A. Only child.
B. Oldest child.
C. Middle child....