Emmhh Kowalski...

Skipper wasn't about to let Private go, and they both knew it. "Sorry, Private I just don't think you're ready to have a solo mission yet." Skipper sighed. "Why not?" Private pestered. "Number one, you're too young, and number two, wewe don't have enogh experience!" Skipper retorted. "Wait, wewe were the one who alisema I was exendable. Why do wewe care?!" Private shouted offended. "Private, I do care. I just don't think this is the best idea." Skipper alisema calmly. "I think my uncle Nigel knows what he's doing! [i]"More than wewe do, anyway."[i] Private remarked.
"What?" Skipper frustratedly bellowed....

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Note - MY FIRST REQUEST :))))) I’m sorry, but I HAD to put a little Skilene in and some Pripper in the sense of father and son relationship. I'll think of a proper title at the end. M rated, so if wewe don't like lemons click away au don't read that bit. If you're not happy, Mostar1219, just tell me and I'll edit.

Chapter 1
Kowalski fidgeted as he looked around. Reporters and security were running around everywhere and he felt very uneasy just sitting there on a bench with his team. Apparently...

Arlene: Take 1

Marlene: "Hey, guys!"

*penguins turn to look at her*

Kowalski: "Great balls of fire!"

Marlene: "You will never believe this--"

Skipper: *drops wrench on foot* "OW! Stupid...wrench!" *looks at Marlene* "Uh, I mean...I'm fine. That didn't hurt at all..."

Marlene: "Really? I hadn't noticed..." *looks away*

Skipper: *clenches foot & begins hopping up & down*

Marlene: *looks back at him*

Skipper: *abruptly stops & begins whistling*

Marlene: T_T

Arlene: Take 2

Kowalski: "There is only one explanation for this...our zoo is now nyumbani to an Arctic mink!"

Marlene: "What?"

Kowalski: *starts...

Prisoner Escaped: Take 1

*Blowhole enters laughing with lobster, kamba minion throwing samaki in his mouth*

Julien: *hangs on the bottom of the cage laughing* "Question...Why are we laughing?"

Blowhole: "Question! How did the prisoner escape?!"

Julien: "The prisoner escaped!? Is he dangerous?!"

Blowhole: "No...And apparently he isn't very bright..."

Julien: "Oh...I know the type...So let's talk!" *steps on buttons on Blowhole's segway type vehicle, which causes it to lurch forward*

Julien: *flung into Blowhole's face, but slips off & goes over his head* "AAAAAAAAH--OOMPH!
...
Oh, that smarts!"

Blowhole: Maybe...

Skipper sipped his hot coffee, Kowalski poured a mixture of chemicals in a jar, Private was watching Lunacorns and Rico was brushing his dolls hair. Just then, out of the blue, Private turned around and looked at Skipper .“What is it Private?”. “Umm..Skippah? I have been meaning to ask wewe this for a while…”Private trailed off. “Im waiting.”. “*Gulp*... How did wewe end up being who wewe are?”
Skipper chocked on his coffee. Kowalski poured to much liquid into the jar, which in turn...Exploded. Rico ripped his dolls head off kwa pulling on her hair to hard. Private gulped again,...

Announcer: You've seen Spongebob and his Marafiki take on robots, supervillians, vikings and more, but coming soon, they're gonna take on a force they've never thought they would. (scene shows Spongebob, Patrick, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs coming out of separate jail cells and they have scared looks on their faces looking down the hall of a prison)
Voice: Oh, wewe guys are out. Perfect!
Announcer: Spongebob and Marafiki will take on... THE PENGUINS OF MADAGASCAR!!!
Spongebob: What's a penguin?
Kowalski: Penguins are aquatic birds that live in frozen tundras, like Antarctica.
Patrick: I have no idea what...

Dreaming in Black ‘N’ White

Chapter 1 – The Transformation

    It was a beautiful summer siku at the Central Park Zoo. The sun shined brightly in the skies above, casting shadows of all the surrounding buildings. Visitors came in and out kwa the hundreds. It was another typical siku for all the animals. However, one set of invitations would end up turning this zoo into a battlefield for some desperate animals…

    “Up and at ‘em, men!” Skipper yelled to the other penguins, “We’ve got a whole slate of missions to complete today, and there’s...

Gut Instinct: Every siku at the zoo, Gladys feeds the zoo wanyama treats, much to Alice's displeasure. After Gladys slips and falls on a maembe, embe pit that came from the lemur habitat, King Julien faces the wrath of the zoo animals. But Skipper's gut has a different say (literally) on this, prompting an investigation. All the signs point to King Julien, but was it really him this whole time, au is it merely the insatiable need for vengeance at hand? And can they save King Julien in time before his punishment?

I Know Why the Caged Bird Goes Insane: Once a year, the Invention Expo (INVEXPO) showcases...