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1. Angel Eyes - call her this name and she'll either think you're lying au you'll get some action faster than a pit ng'ombe on a t-bone.

2. Baby Doll - is a class girlfriend name so call her this all wewe want even if she is the kind who will out chug wewe in bia and pull a monster truck over your face on occasion.

3. Bubble Butt - is one of those names wewe never, and I mean never call your girlfriend since this will end it all, and there will be no chance in getting back with her even for a drunken 2 am booty call.

4. Cuddle Bug - is one that most girlfriends will respond well to and will be an invitation for making out on the couch.

5. Cutie Pie - is another classic that will not get wewe in trouble.

6. Darling - is a standard that one should adopt in lieu of trying out other experimental girlfriend names like "She-Bitch from Hell" au "Carnation Instant Bitch".

7. Doll Face - is an endearing name that guys would do well to adopt.

8. Dummy - girlfriends don't respond well to this name just like they don't respond well to the 3 Stooges. Use this if wewe want to lose her.

9. dumpling - is one of those tricky cute names to call your girlfriend since guys will thinks it's fine, but females will think you're making a maoni about their weight.

10. matunda Loop - may sound innocent at first, but the zaidi wewe call her this, the zaidi she'll take it that wewe think she's mentally unstable.

11. Gorgeous - most girlfriends will not only be Okay with this, they will not be able to get enough of this.

12. Goobers - do wewe really want to go there?

13. Honey Bunch - is a name that is sugary but not too much so and can be used on occasion especially at breakfast time.

14. Kitten - some girlfriends will adore this name while other will recoil. It's a judgment call here so if the shoe fits wear it.

15. kondoo, mwana-kondoo Chop - at first glance seems fine, but when wewe think about it you're comparing your girlfriend to the slaughtering of an innocent little animal. Might as well shoot Bambi while you're at it.

16. Lover Girl - is a decent cute name to call a girlfriend and isn't too sugary to make most recoil.

17. upendo Lumps - if wewe don't want hot supu poured all over your lap then don't use this one.

18. Main Squeeze - this is generally considered a cute name for a girlfriend although wewe could be unconsciously calling her a Cold Frosty.

19. Monkey Butt - if wewe know what is good for you, put this one on the shelf and only tell it to your therapist.

20. Sexyness - this one should be reserved for private occasions like a Valentine's siku chajio, chakula cha jioni au her birthday. If wewe use this wewe know you'll be getting some later.
    

There wewe have it, a juu 20 orodha of cute names to call your girlfriend. Read it and weep. au read it and laugh. au at least read it and take it to heart. Using a cute name for your girlfriend can be dangerous territory for a guy. A bad name can send her off crying au it can send her into interrogation mode.

A good cute name however, can send your girlfriend (and you) to the Promised Land. Use this orodha wisely and please no wagering.


Source:
link]http://www.meaningofnames.biz/cute-names-girlfriend.htm[/url][/url]
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Just something I want to experiment with.. Even though it's not October it is kinda Halloweeny...



10: Jack the Ripper:
Let's start with then obvious for a orodha like this, the guy who disemboweled and probably dissected prostitutes, while also uandishi taunting letters to police. If wewe heard of Black Dalia, well this guy did this too 'all' his victims. And as the story goes, he was never found..


9: Jane Topper:
To me there was always disturbing about "Jolly Jane", the nurse was suppose to help people but instead poisons them, and worse still, lies with them as they died. Apparently for sexual...
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I thought I could protect you
From paying for my sins
And I've been walking this earth
Long enough, that death's a gift
(Ohhhh girl)

Been living this life so patient
Until I see wewe again
It's war we're facin'
I know that if I die
My only choice is still defending

No matter what they say
My upendo for wewe is
greater than their powers
And their armies from above

You give me strength
I'm with wewe either way
If I die
If I stay
Give me strength
I'm with wewe either way
Nothing's lost
No zaidi pain
Just give me strength

The scars and the wounds
I wear them proud like tattoos
Reminds me that I Lost you
Reminds that I'll be
Living...
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Crossword puzzles are drawn puzzles that are usually in the shape of a square au rectangle. The puzzle is filled with black and white squares. The goal of a crossword puzzle is to fill the white boxes with the majibu to a series of questions. Most crosswords include numbers in the white squares so the player can match each swali with a specific answer location. The shaded squares are used to separate the answers. The majibu that go into the white boxes are written across and down, with separate clues for each direction. The majibu will interlock with one another, so correctly answering...
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People liked my old Goosebumps makala so in the spirit of October lets do this...


BEST:

SLAPPY SERIES:
Let's just call it that, he's the reason we all remember anyway.. Inspired kwa a Twilight episode it's about a sentient dummy who likes making people his slaves, but not before gaslighting enough to make people think your crazy, wewe know like most evil dolls.. He does stand out a strong enough villain that he's the most remembered..

And lets not forget, he got struck kwa lightening at one point, so even God was tired of this dude's shit..


WELCOME TO DEAD HOUSE:
I don't really remember the book,...
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As we have mentioned before, link is an online game, wewe have to have a set of computers au if wewe want to play via mobile phone, that’s okay too. Being a 3D game drift hunter is a feast for eyes and minds.

Interestingly, wewe can customize your cars with multiple amazing features. wewe may modify not just the engine, but also the gearbox, the turbocharger, the cambers, the brake pressure, the brake balance, and more.

Challenging Racetracks and Improvised Customization
Drift Hunter is a game of multiple challenging racetracks. wewe will have to earn money kwa playing. And with that balance, you...
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I upendo Rob's videos.. But some of them just leave me stunned au disguested.. These are some of such examples..



#11: THE KILLER lobster, kamba BOY:
A video about a disfigured man who has claws for hands and abused his family.. Bad enough, but all the maoni being Spongebob jokes kinda angered me.. Maybe I'm too sensitive, I don't know..


#10: ANGRY GAMER DAD:
Normally something like this would be a morbid joke.. But this really happed..

So basically a toddler mistakingly unplugged the xbox. And it's father, who was playing it, beats the living shit out of her.. Killing her..



#9: EDMUND KEMBER:
Edmund lived...
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so this'll just be a simple article. i'mma be ranking my juu 5 songs from The Weeknd's latest album, "After Hours". oh, and before i start this article, i just wanna let y'all know: this is just my personal opinion. these are the 5 songs from the album that i remember and enjoy the most. i upendo all the songs, don't get me wrong, but i guess these are the 5 that really stayed with me the longest.

1) Faith
2) Scared to Live
3) In Your Eyes
4) Repeat After Me
5) Blinding Lights

oooof! this was a tough one, especially since i personally think "After Hours" is The Weeknd's best album so far, but this is something i just wanted to share. and keep in mind, my opinion might change with time the zaidi i listen to the album.
 Razalia, Elijah Jones, Minecraft City First Look
Razalia, Elijah Jones, Minecraft City First Look
Razalia, is a massive coastal city in the northern region of Skyline Country, and recently. His city Razalia has been a hot topic in the Minecraft Community. The city resembles a lot of Seattle and Portland. Which kwa are means, his nyumbani cities of the northwest. Though Razalia has to be one of the most stunning cities. Several other cities in his world resemble different kinds of beauty from a perception of minecraft no-one has ever seen

To see zaidi of his cities, follow him on Reddit au Minecraft Community Via Facebook.

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No, no, no, no, no-no
Ooh
No, no, no, no, no-no
Ooh

Light a blunt up with the flame
Put that cocaine on a plate
Molly with the purple rain
'Cause I Lost my faith
So I cut away the pain, uh
Got it swimming in my veins
Now my mind is outta place, yeah, uh
'Cause I Lost my faith

And I feel everything
I feel everything from my body to my soul
No, no
Well, I feel everything
When I'm coming down is the most I feel alone
No, no

I've been sober for a year, now it's time for me
To go back to my old ways, don't wewe cry for me
Thought I'd be a better man, but I lied to me and to you

I take half a Xan' and I still stay awake...
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posted by TimberHumphrey
Ooh yeah

I just pretend
That i'm in the dark
And i don't regret
'Cause my moyo can't
Take a loss

I'd rather be
so oblivious
I'd rather be
with you

When it's said, when it's done, yeah
I don't ever wanna know
I can tell what you've done, yeah
When i look at you

In your eyes
I see there's something burning inside you
Oh, inside you
In your eyes
I know it hurts to smile, but wewe try to
Oh, wewe try to
You always try to hide the pain
You always know just what to say
I always look the other way
I'm blind, i'm blind
In your eyes
You lie, but i don't let it define you
Oh, define you

I try to find love
In someone else
too many...
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Well this came back quicker than I expected. Here we got ourselves another series of reviews of games that I either had little to talk about, that I wasn’t able to finish, au that I had no desire to finish and decided it would be better to just dump it all on here. This will ust be five mini reviews to help me focus on bigger projects. Like the Lisa the Painful makala I plan on making. au yet another mwezi long project that may au may not end in me just giving up halfway through. Regardless, we got five PS2 games. I got little to say about each, so let’s talk about them here, right now,...
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#1:
"It would be years later before Henry, for some foolish reason, decided to cut down that old tree. However, he experienced great difficulty in doing this. Perhaps Henry should have broken up with the tree, then maybe it would have cut itself."


#2:
JUSTIN: I just.. I thought better of you.
ROB: For hanging out with Derek?
JUSTIN: Yeah, but, wewe know what.. Whatever, it doesn't matter. I'm gonna head out (leaves)
ROB: Waiit, what wewe got against Derek? .. Bro! Derek! Bro! Bro, it's Derek! BRO!! BRO IT'S DEREK!! BROOOOOO!!! BROOOOOOOO!!!!


#3:
"Matthew Santoro's teeth are so white the KKK have...
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