Funny Stupid maswali to Ask People
What happens when wewe get 'half scared to death' twice?
Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
If all the world's a stage, where does the audience sit?
It it's tourist season why can't we shoot them?
Why are the alphabets in the order that they are? Is it because it's a song?
If wewe write a book about failure, and it doesn't sell, is it called success?
If upendo is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If work is so terrific, how come wewe get paid for it?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the others drown too?
Are the good things that come to people who wait, the leftovers of people who went before them?
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated kwa a mouse?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality comes from morons?
Why aren't blueberries blue?
Why is Greenland called Greenland, when it's white and covered with ice?
Stupid maswali to Ask Someone
Why is the word for "a fear of long words," hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, so long?
Why does someone believe wewe when wewe say there are four billion stars, but check when wewe say the paint is wet?
What if Batman gets bitten kwa a vampire?
Did the Mayans get bored after reaching 2012 au is the predication for real?
Can we spell creativity however we want?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Where are all the mentally handicapped parking spaces for people like me?
Has your mate ever called wewe at work to ask where the remote control is?
Was the person who invented the Express Lane at the grocery store properly thanked?
Why don't wewe ever see ads for advertising companies?
Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?
If a fork were made of dhahabu would it still be considered silverware?
Why isn't chokoleti considered a vegetable, if chokoleti comes from kakao beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Stupid maswali to Ask Your Friends
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
wewe know the expression, "Don't quit your siku job?" Well what do wewe say to people that work nights?
Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?
Why do all the superheroes wear chupi, underpants on the outside?
If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
If wewe were a genie and a person asked wewe this wish, "I wish wewe would not grant me this wish" what would wewe do?
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
Why don't the hairs on your arms get mgawanyiko, baidisha ends?
Do pyromaniacs wear blazers?
If wewe don't pay your exorcist, do wewe get repossessed?
When something is funny why is it called a "knee-slapper" when wewe actually slap your thigh?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
What happens when wewe get 'half scared to death' twice?
Is it true cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
If all the world's a stage, where does the audience sit?
It it's tourist season why can't we shoot them?
Why are the alphabets in the order that they are? Is it because it's a song?
If wewe write a book about failure, and it doesn't sell, is it called success?
If upendo is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
If work is so terrific, how come wewe get paid for it?
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the others drown too?
Are the good things that come to people who wait, the leftovers of people who went before them?
Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated kwa a mouse?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality comes from morons?
Why aren't blueberries blue?
Why is Greenland called Greenland, when it's white and covered with ice?
Stupid maswali to Ask Someone
Why is the word for "a fear of long words," hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia, so long?
Why does someone believe wewe when wewe say there are four billion stars, but check when wewe say the paint is wet?
What if Batman gets bitten kwa a vampire?
Did the Mayans get bored after reaching 2012 au is the predication for real?
Can we spell creativity however we want?
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
Where are all the mentally handicapped parking spaces for people like me?
Has your mate ever called wewe at work to ask where the remote control is?
Was the person who invented the Express Lane at the grocery store properly thanked?
Why don't wewe ever see ads for advertising companies?
Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?
If a fork were made of dhahabu would it still be considered silverware?
Why isn't chokoleti considered a vegetable, if chokoleti comes from kakao beans, and all beans are a vegetable?
Stupid maswali to Ask Your Friends
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
wewe know the expression, "Don't quit your siku job?" Well what do wewe say to people that work nights?
Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1?
Why do all the superheroes wear chupi, underpants on the outside?
If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?
If wewe were a genie and a person asked wewe this wish, "I wish wewe would not grant me this wish" what would wewe do?
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
Why don't the hairs on your arms get mgawanyiko, baidisha ends?
Do pyromaniacs wear blazers?
If wewe don't pay your exorcist, do wewe get repossessed?
When something is funny why is it called a "knee-slapper" when wewe actually slap your thigh?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Skittles Vodka
This is spell to turn into a mermaid I haven't tried the spell hope it works.
The spell:
1. Go into the bathroom with your favourite mkufu on.
2. Get in the bathtub and sit in the tub closing your eyes softly.
3. Say this:
Magic spirits of the deep I would like a tail not 2 feet beauty be upon me samaki all kinds let me see when I'm finished in the sea when I'm dry my feet return to me.
4. Dry off really fast wewe need to be completely dry.
5. Touch some water and wewe will become water that has turned out to be bubbles and wewe will get a tail but wewe do not decide the water decides the colour of the tail. Also wewe will get powers when wewe do something hard but not with in water.
Don't look at the full moon otherwise the moon will put a spell on wewe but the spell the got put on wewe will end in the mornings.
The spell:
1. Go into the bathroom with your favourite mkufu on.
2. Get in the bathtub and sit in the tub closing your eyes softly.
3. Say this:
Magic spirits of the deep I would like a tail not 2 feet beauty be upon me samaki all kinds let me see when I'm finished in the sea when I'm dry my feet return to me.
4. Dry off really fast wewe need to be completely dry.
5. Touch some water and wewe will become water that has turned out to be bubbles and wewe will get a tail but wewe do not decide the water decides the colour of the tail. Also wewe will get powers when wewe do something hard but not with in water.
Don't look at the full moon otherwise the moon will put a spell on wewe but the spell the got put on wewe will end in the mornings.
