He said... I don't know why wewe wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said...You wear briefs, don't you?
He said... Do wewe upendo me just because my father left me a fortune?
She said...Not at all honey, I would upendo wewe no matter who left wewe the money.
He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make upendo to wewe in the worst way.
She said...Well, wewe have succeeded.
He said... wewe have a flat chest and need to shave your legs, have wewe ever been mistaken for a man?
She said...No, have you?
He said... Why do wewe women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains?
She said...Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.
He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
She said...Okay, but if wewe get nyumbani before I do, leave the hallway light on.
She said...You wear briefs, don't you?
He said... Do wewe upendo me just because my father left me a fortune?
She said...Not at all honey, I would upendo wewe no matter who left wewe the money.
He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make upendo to wewe in the worst way.
She said...Well, wewe have succeeded.
He said... wewe have a flat chest and need to shave your legs, have wewe ever been mistaken for a man?
She said...No, have you?
He said... Why do wewe women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains?
She said...Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.
He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.
She said...Okay, but if wewe get nyumbani before I do, leave the hallway light on.
(CHORUS:)We are familyI got all my sisters with meWe are familyGet up ev'rybody and singEv'ryone can see we're togetherAs we walk on by(FLY!) and we fly just like birds of a featherI won't tell no lie(ALL!) all of the people around us they sayCan they be that closeJust let me state for the recordWe're giving upendo in a family dose
(CHORUS x2)Living life is fun and we've just begunTo get our share of the world's delights(HIGH!) high hopes we have for the futureAnd our goal's in sight(WE!) no we don't get depressedHere's what we call our golden ruleHave faith in wewe and the things wewe doYou won't go wrongThis is our family Jewel(REPEAT CHORUS TO FADE)
The End
A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can't be found. So he drives the farmer's Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car mbele saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, "I think I can stand over the hole!" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, "Grab for my 'thingy' and pull yourself up." And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If wewe are hung like a horse, wewe don't need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.
from:sponge bob
wirtten by:sponge bob
guitar, gitaa by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob
lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if wewe think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if wewe just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if wewe think that we cant sing it faster then wewe wrong but itll help if wewe just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if wewe just sing along!OH YEAH!
THE END
"
wirtten by:sponge bob
guitar, gitaa by:spongeb
preformed by:sponge bob&patrick& squidward
featuring:Patrick
also featuring :squidward *sorta*
drums:patrick
singer:spongebob
lets gather around the campfire and sing the campfire song our c-a-mp-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song. and if wewe think that we cant sing it faster then your wrong but itll help if wewe just sing along
Bom Bom Bom
*sing it fast!*
C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-am-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song and if wewe think that we cant sing it faster then wewe wrong but itll help if wewe just sing along.
*even faster*C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song,C-a-m-p-f-i-r-e-s-o-n-g song Patrick!
"SoNG!C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E..
"squdiward1good!"
Itll help!itll help!if wewe just sing along!OH YEAH!
THE END
"
1.The Characters are awesome
2.It can make wewe laugh so hard
3.It can make wewe cry like a baby
4.The fight scenes are epic
5.Theres blood
6.They swear
7.The storyline is really good
8.Theres Ninjas'!!
9.They have Sasuke(cool)
10.The weapons they use are so coool
11.The villians are so evil.
12.It makes wewe wish wewe lived in the Naruto world.
13.They have great opening and ending songs.
14.It makes wewe think about it all the time
15.It teaches wewe Naruto history
2.It can make wewe laugh so hard
3.It can make wewe cry like a baby
4.The fight scenes are epic
5.Theres blood
6.They swear
7.The storyline is really good
8.Theres Ninjas'!!
9.They have Sasuke(cool)
10.The weapons they use are so coool
11.The villians are so evil.
12.It makes wewe wish wewe lived in the Naruto world.
13.They have great opening and ending songs.
14.It makes wewe think about it all the time
15.It teaches wewe Naruto history
