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posted by karpach_14
He said... I don't know why wewe wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.

She said...You wear briefs, don't you?

He said... Do wewe upendo me just because my father left me a fortune?

She said...Not at all honey, I would upendo wewe no matter who left wewe the money.

He said... Since I first laid eyes on you, I've wanted to make upendo to wewe in the worst way.

She said...Well, wewe have succeeded.

He said... wewe have a flat chest and need to shave your legs, have wewe ever been mistaken for a man?

She said...No, have you?

He said... Why do wewe women always try to impress us with your looks, not with your brains?

She said...Because there is a bigger chance that a man is a moron than he is blind.

He said... Let's go out and have some fun tonight.

She said...Okay, but if wewe get nyumbani before I do, leave the hallway light on.
not kwa me n thnx for readinnnnnnnnnn........♥♥

ll around us, everyday, there are two groups of people that many believe to be different. Not so! Teen-agers and Seniors have a lot in common. If it's accidentally putting their shoe on the wrong foot au putting their foot in their mouth, there are instances of conduct that are very similar in both groups.

For example:

Both groups like to hang out at fast chakula restaurants and shopping malls.

Both groups have developed their own "walk."

Both groups like to wear clothing that doesn't fit well.

Both groups seem to have questionable facial hair.

Both...
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Stand on juu of the high board and say wewe won't come down until your demands are met.
Tell the lifeguards that they aren't doing their jobs because wewe have seen at least 15 people drown today.
Ask people if they have seen your pet shark.
Sit in the baby pool and play with the toys.
Take a flutter board and pretend wewe can't swim.
Hit strangers with your flutter board.
Ask an attractive lifeguard to practice CPR on you.
Sit in front of a water jet, make moaning sounds and say, "Oh yeah... oooh that feels soooo good....".
Sit on the juu of the water slide and don't move.
Swim near a stranger and say,...
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I found this one on the internet:

Why did the chicken kuvuka, msalaba the road?

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he was a maverick chicken, and he wanted to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

SARAH PALIN: The chicken had to kuvuka, msalaba the road because he was not able to find a bridge. Alaskans do not build bridges to nowhere. If he wanted a bridge, he'd have to build it himself.

JOE BIDEN: The chicken crossed the road because...
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posted by yukikiyruu
Sleeping Beauty: Perfect for the sleepyheads.
Dolly Wholly: This name is perfect for the well-dressed girl.
Honey Bunny: Ideal for your playful girlfriend.
Cutsie Wootsie: This cute name is excellent to say when wewe are pinching her cheeks with both hands.
Pretty Eyes: If your girlfriend has crystal-clear, beautiful eyes, then wewe may call her kwa this cute name.
Princess: It is a perfect name for your girlfriend, if she has that little girl spirit.
Pumpkin: This name can be used for casual moments.
Doll Face: This name is perfect for a girl with a cute face.
Beautiful: It is a simple but effective...
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hi, i'm kairi. i felt bored and just decided to give up my acquired knowledge for those of wewe who need a little help with being zaidi maarufu on fanpop/ are bored and just feel like kusoma something.

1. consider something someone might want to take part in. some of the most maarufu majibu have to do with games au something of the sort. this is because they sound interesting to a fan, so they'll click it.

2. ask the mashabiki about themself. people like talking about themselves and sharing interesting stories, it's human nature.

3. think about what you're asking. think about the subject's popularity....
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EF PEPLE CONTNUU 2 WRIT LYK DIS I WILL ART FLIPIN OUT!
Translation: If people continue to write like this I will start flipping out!

....Now there's two points alone in that sentence and those points were horrible spelling and the constant abuse of the nyara lock. Most people continue doing these two things to get on everyone's nerves. I can understand that some people uandishi this way if he/she had dyslexia au someone learning to speak English and hasn't quite grasped it yet au if you're texting someone on your phone(that can be a real pain), but there's absolutely no excuse for the rest of us...
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posted by AnimeFan66
1. Always have kindness with you. If wewe have no kindness, then you're no better than anyone else.

2. Always listen to what your Marafiki have to explain. If they have a proublem and need to explain it to you, stop what you're doing and listen to them carefully.

3. Be respectfull. Using respect will let the person know who wewe are au what they think wewe are.

4. Never curse at your friends. It will lead to arguments, breakouts, and maybe even sleepless nights au bad days.

5. Always lend a hand. If you're Marafiki are having a prouble, feel free to lend a hand for them. But remeber to ask them if...
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posted by spunkyonyx
Agapanthus africanus
Family: Amaryllidaceae
Common names: ~Lily of the Nile~ ~Blue African Lily ~ ~African Lily~

Agapanthus originates from South Africa. The scientific name refers to the Greek word ~agape~ for ~love~ and ~anthos~ for ~ flower.~

The lily-like florets clustered on a long, thick leafless stem are available year-round in purple and white.
Agapanthus is sensitive to the presence of ethylene gas. This maua, ua should be kept away from naturally occurring gas, i.e. ripening fruit.

Agave americana L.
Family: Agavaceae
Common Names: ~Century Plant ~ ~West Indian Daggerlog ~ ~Rattlesnake-master~...
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posted by BeautysOverated
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1.    Run to the juu of the Eiffel Tower
2.    Eat snails in France
3.    Go to Hollywood
4.    Climb the Statue of Liberty
5.    Gamble in Vegas
6.    Attend a major sporting event
7.    Attempt to catch the ball at the Superbowl
8.    Drive across America –> coast to coast
9.    Go to the pyramids in Egypt
10.    Ride a ngamia in the desert
11.    Climb Uluru
12.    Spend...
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posted by cute20k
Do wewe have a dirty mind?

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause wewe to spit and ask wewe not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?







A dentist

2. A finger goes in me. wewe fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?






A wedding ring

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?






Peanut butter

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. wewe blow me hard . What am I?






Chewing gum

5. All siku long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?






An elevator

6. I...
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posted by invadercalliope
These nukuu are nukuu with differnt meanings of ferret, chororo-kaya au just the animal.
“If a ferret, chororo-kaya bites wewe it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the maoni are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, wewe can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to ferret, chororo-kaya it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and ferret, chororo-kaya it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!