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posted by nymph_tonks
Stranger: hi


You: hi asl


Stranger: 20 m


Stranger: u?


You: 15 female


Stranger: nice to meet you!


You: GO GO POWER RANGERS!


Stranger: yeah!


Stranger: what are wewe up to?


You: ther was this lady earlier who told me i shouldnt be on the internet at 15.


Stranger: lol


Stranger: and where should u be?


You: probably outside ithout any junk, taka chakula au soda


Stranger: fair enough


You: i would survive.


Stranger: do u like talking to strangers?


You: online, through text.


Stranger: where r u from?


Stranger: I am from UK btw


You: im from the us.


Stranger: nice


You: im bored


Stranger: oh...and I am italian


Stranger: we could do something together


You: like what?


Stranger: dunno...something will come to my head


Stranger: what r u into?


You: i dunno. i have an idea to cure my borednes!


Stranger: lol...like?


You: i gonna flap my arms and run into the public pool screaming "GOTTA CATCH EM ALL! POKEMON!"


Stranger: lol...that's random


You: i am a bila mpangilio person.


Stranger: i can say that


You: fdgbgjfhnimbjhugfb vnfgmjbnbv ngbm,


Stranger: random!!!


Stranger: do wewe have msn?


You: no.


Stranger: ok


You: i gotta go.


Stranger: ok


Stranger: it was nice to talk to you


Stranger: ...hey...


Stranger: can I ask wewe a last question?


You: yah?


Stranger: do wewe like porn?


You: no.


Stranger: ok...


Stranger: that's all
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posted by nmdis
"Search Me"


Through this skin wewe see
My heart
Through this laughter wewe feel
My pain
Even through this mask wewe see
My face
For wewe are the only one who really knows just who I am

And wewe tafuta me
And wewe know all the secrets of my heart
And wewe tafuta me
Revealing the mysteries of who wewe are
wewe tafuta me

Growing up never comes
Easily
In Your hands, You're the potter
Molding me
Then why do I wear this mask and play this game
Of hide and seek
When wewe are the only one who really knows just who I am

And wewe tafuta me
And wewe know all the secrets of my heart
And wewe tafuta me
Revealing the...
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posted by Wendy99
Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give zaidi than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving zaidi than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants wewe to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help wewe answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13...
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1. You're beautiful.- girls think when wewe say 'hot' your looking at our body, not our personality.

2. wewe look perfect.- gurls like it when men think we're perfect.

3. I wish I could see u everyday.-it makes us gurls think we're loved and wewe never get tired of being with us.

4. I upendo wewe and only you.-Well, wewe guys get the picture.

5. I will be with wewe forever.

6. wewe have no flaws.

7. You'll always be in my picture, even if ur not there.

8. wewe shine brighter than the sun.

9. There is no reason for wewe to be ashamed of your body, you're very pretty.
posted by ilovezuko23
7 Things to do when wewe want to get kicked out of the DMV. kwa Misery.

Pretend to be looking at a magazine, and start poking the guy inayofuata to you.

Tap your foot to the tune of 'Gramma Got Ran Over kwa a Reindeer.'

Burst out into song. Sing 'Umbrella' until one of the people inayofuata to wewe look at wewe funny. Get up,take their hands, and start spinning the person around the waiting room.

Start saying your number softly for 6 times, then louder for 5 times, and then yell it out 9 times into the person on your right's ear.

Start speaking your own tounge. Make up a language and find an old lady. Sit down inayofuata to her, and start speaking your made up languge using frightening gestures.

Start quoting your inayopendelewa onyesha the security guard.

Take out your iPod, and start belting out the first song that plays. Jump onto the table, and do a big onyesha number. When the last word plays, do jazz hands and RUN out of the DMV.
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