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Stranger: hi


You: hi asl


Stranger: 20 m


Stranger: u?


You: 15 female


Stranger: nice to meet you!


You: GO GO POWER RANGERS!


Stranger: yeah!


Stranger: what are wewe up to?


You: ther was this lady earlier who told me i shouldnt be on the internet at 15.


Stranger: lol


Stranger: and where should u be?


You: probably outside ithout any junk, taka chakula au soda


Stranger: fair enough


You: i would survive.


Stranger: do u like talking to strangers?


You: online, through text.


Stranger: where r u from?


Stranger: I am from UK btw


You: im from the us.


Stranger: nice


You: im bored


Stranger: oh...and I am italian


Stranger: we could do something together


You: like what?


Stranger: dunno...something will come to my head


Stranger: what r u into?


You: i dunno. i have an idea to cure my borednes!


Stranger: lol...like?


You: i gonna flap my arms and run into the public pool screaming "GOTTA CATCH EM ALL! POKEMON!"


Stranger: lol...that's random


You: i am a bila mpangilio person.


Stranger: i can say that


You: fdgbgjfhnimbjhugfb vnfgmjbnbv ngbm,


Stranger: random!!!


Stranger: do wewe have msn?


You: no.


Stranger: ok


You: i gotta go.


Stranger: ok


Stranger: it was nice to talk to you


Stranger: ...hey...


Stranger: can I ask wewe a last question?


You: yah?


Stranger: do wewe like porn?


You: no.


Stranger: ok...


Stranger: that's all
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10 Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!


9 The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces au twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"


8 A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,

"Where did wewe get that?"

The pig replied,

"I won her in a raffle!"


7 A person went into the office jikoni one morning and found a new blonde girl painting...
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kwa a Harry Potter fan.

1) Ask them if being a Potterhead means they smoke pot.
2) Point out how much zaidi successful Robert Patz was in Twilight.
3) Steal their Hogwarts robes.
4) Pretend to know what a Hufflepuff is.
5) Ask them why there is no yellow brick road in Hogwarts.
6) Get confused between Voldemort and Dumbledore.
8) Never use the number 7.
9) Call Bellatrix 'Big Head'
10) Ask loudly why Fred and George never noticed their brother was sleeping with a strange man.
11) Laugh at Dobby's death.
12) Refer to Hedwig as 'the strange birdie'
13) Buy them an Umbridge inspired dress for Christmas.
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(Hello there! If you're new to this series, here's the basics. I take maoni asking maswali from the last episode and answer them in the inayofuata article, but with Robotnik! As a result you'll see some pretty funny stuff. XD Hope wewe enjoy our third episode of Ask Dr. Robotnik!)

(By now it's pretty much a rule that every episode will come out 10 days after the last one. Seriously, the first one was made 20 days ago, the sekunde was made 10 days ago, and here I am making it right now. Coincidence? Ah, whatever. XD)

And now, it's shout-out time! Here is a special thank wewe to all the people who...
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