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From an barua pepe I got.
"The Rules" from the male side
We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. I’m not saying I like them, but it’s only fair to present both sides.
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up. wewe need it down. wewe don’t hear us complaining about wewe leaving it down.
3. Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon au the changing of the tides. Let it be.
4. Crying is blackmail.
5. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to change that.
6. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
7. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
8. Ask for what wewe want. Let us be clear on this one! Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
9. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable majibu to almost every question.
10. Come to us with a problem only if wewe want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
11. Anything we alisema 6 months zamani is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all maoni become Null and void after 7 Days.
12. If wewe think you’re fat, wewe probably are. Don’t ask us.
13. If something we alisema can be interpreted in two ways and one of the ways makes wewe sad au angry, we meant the other one.
14. wewe can either ask us to do something au tell us how wewe want it done. Not both. If wewe already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
15. Whenever possible, Please say whatever wewe have to say during commercials.
16. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
17. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. pumpkin, boga is also a fruit. We have NO idea what mauve is.
18. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
19. If we ask what is wrong and wewe say ‘nothing,’ we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know wewe are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
20. If wewe ask a swali wewe don’t want an answer to, expect an answer wewe don’t want to hear.
21. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything wewe wear is fine… Really!
22. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless wewe are prepared to discuss such topics as Sex, Sport, au Cars.
23. wewe have enough clothes.
24. wewe have too many shoes.
25. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
26. Thank wewe for kusoma this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the kitanda tonight, but did wewe know men really don't mind that, it’s like camping.
Read zaidi makala from isabelle_905
From an barua pepe I got.
"The Rules" from the male side
We always hear ‘the rules’ from the female side. Now here are the rules from the male side. I’m not saying I like them, but it’s only fair to present both sides.
1. Men are NOT mind readers.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down. We need it up. wewe need it down. wewe don’t hear us complaining about wewe leaving it down.
3. Sunday sports: It’s like the full moon au the changing of the tides. Let it be.
4. Crying is blackmail.
5. Breasts are for looking at and that is why we do it. Don't try to change that.
6. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.
7. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
8. Ask for what wewe want. Let us be clear on this one! Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
9. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable majibu to almost every question.
10. Come to us with a problem only if wewe want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
11. Anything we alisema 6 months zamani is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all maoni become Null and void after 7 Days.
12. If wewe think you’re fat, wewe probably are. Don’t ask us.
13. If something we alisema can be interpreted in two ways and one of the ways makes wewe sad au angry, we meant the other one.
14. wewe can either ask us to do something au tell us how wewe want it done. Not both. If wewe already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
15. Whenever possible, Please say whatever wewe have to say during commercials.
16. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.
17. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. pumpkin, boga is also a fruit. We have NO idea what mauve is.
18. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
19. If we ask what is wrong and wewe say ‘nothing,’ we will act like nothing’s wrong. We know wewe are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
20. If wewe ask a swali wewe don’t want an answer to, expect an answer wewe don’t want to hear.
21. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything wewe wear is fine… Really!
22. Don’t ask us what we’re thinking about unless wewe are prepared to discuss such topics as Sex, Sport, au Cars.
23. wewe have enough clothes.
24. wewe have too many shoes.
25. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!
26. Thank wewe for kusoma this; Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the kitanda tonight, but did wewe know men really don't mind that, it’s like camping.
Read zaidi makala from isabelle_905
1. Ruin there inayopendelewa dress with lipstick
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with supu and prank him.
8. Kiss her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)
All made up kwa me. ^ ^
2.Slap them in the face with something alive
3. Make a bath for them with salt.
4. When they are at a fancy dinner, make fart noises
5. Run around them saying "Your butt is smelly!"
6. Say infront of everyone that your enemy watches Dora.
7. Fill a water ballon with supu and prank him.
8. Kiss her boyfriend right In front of her
9. Push her into a 20 ft pool. (Espicially if she can't swim)
10. Steal her wallet and spend all her money and use her credit card. (Or through it in the trash.)
All made up kwa me. ^ ^
No AC/DC, people. I'm sorry.
1. "Highway Star", kwa Deep Purple
2. "Fear Of The Dark", kwa Iron Maiden
3. "Money For Nothing", kwa Dire Straits
4. "Sharp Dressed Man", kwa ZZ Top
5. "Come On Feel The Noise", kwa Quiet Riot
6. "Love In An Elevator", kwa Aerosmith
7. "Still Of The Night", kwa Whitesnake
8. "Nobody's Wife", kwa Anouk
9. "Stairway To Heaven", kwa Led Zeppelin
10. "Smokin'", kwa Boston
11. "Cherry Bomb", kwa The Runaways
12. "Mother, kwa Danzig
13. "Voodoo", kwa Black Sabbath
14. "Hot Blooded", kwa Foreigner
15. "Barracuda", kwa Heart
16. "Turn Up The Radio", kwa Autograph
17. "I upendo wewe Period", kwa Dan Baird
18. "Rock & Roll 69", kwa Betty Blowtorch
19. "I Can't Drive 55", kwa Sammy Hagar
20. "Carry On Wayward Son", kwa Kansas
