What women should tell men...but don't
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The inayofuata time wewe and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a kura ya maoni to see which of wewe successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with wewe - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever wewe have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If wewe were really looking for an honest answer, wewe wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The inayofuata time wewe make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused kwa rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do wewe and your Marafiki keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if wewe look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' inayopendelewa outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If wewe must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then wewe never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know wewe can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises au promotions were gained kwa arm wrestling the boss.
If wewe don't read this, someone else wil
1. The reason why our bras don't always match our underwear is because WE actually change our underwear.
2. The inayofuata time wewe and your buddies make jokes about armed women in combat, take a kura ya maoni to see which of wewe successfully aim at the toilet rim.
3. If we're watching football with wewe - it's not bonding - it's their butts.
4. Whenever possible, please try to say whatever wewe have to say after the movie.
5. Lay off the beans several hours before bedtime.
6. Please don't drive when you're not driving.
7. If wewe were really looking for an honest answer, wewe wouldn't ask in bed.
8. The inayofuata time wewe make jokes about female drivers, research the number of accidents caused kwa rubber-necking mini-skirts.
9. If only women gossip, how do wewe and your Marafiki keep track of 'who's easy'?
10. Stop telling us most male strippers are gay: we don't care.
11. When you're not around, I belch loudly, too.
12. We don't mind if wewe look in the mirror to check your appearance - in fact, please do!
13. When you're out with us, please wear 'our' inayopendelewa outfit rather than 'yours' - the torn jeans and dirty T-Shirt will last longer that way.
14. If wewe must grunt in reply, please develop a system to indicate a positive vs. A negative grunt.
15. Don't insist that we 'get off the stupid phone' and then not talk to us.
16. Eye contact is best established above our shoulder-level.
17. Cleaning the house is not necessarily 'women's work'; besides, most of the 'dirt' and clutter is yours anyway.
18. Yes, we know most of the great chefs are men, why is it then wewe never want to cook?
19. We go to the Ladies Room in groups to talk about you.
20. Yes, we know wewe can probably beat us arm wrestling' however, very few raises au promotions were gained kwa arm wrestling the boss.
If wewe don't read this, someone else wil
Not a shabiki but she's so skinny!! I've never been skinny in my whole life and will never be.
4. Sophia Bush
She's pretty. She has boobs & a butt, but is not big.
3. Kaya Scodelario
Again with the skinniness. I don't think skinny is all there is, but for someone like me who's never been skinny, it's seems nice! She also has a unique face and her eyes are gorgeous!
2. Katie Cassidy
This girl is just so GORGEOUS!! And looks so classy when she dresses up.
1. Megan Fox
Not a shabiki but she has to be the DEFINITION of PERFECT! PERFECT face, PERFECT body, just PERFECT!!
Some people are just lucky I guess. <33
1.eat like 10 candys au something
2.chew lots of sugar gum
3.eat a bowl of sugar
4.listen to a song that makes u crazy
5.eat some ice cream
6.think of something crazy u want to do
7.just do nothing then if u cant take it it well make u crazy
8.go outside then do a game of base ball au swiming water and when u lose makes u go crazy
9.if ur mom tells u what to do and u dont want to do it it well make u go crazy
and finally
10.listen to a jb song then it well make u go crazy cuz u kinda hate him
LOL!
2.chew lots of sugar gum
3.eat a bowl of sugar
4.listen to a song that makes u crazy
5.eat some ice cream
6.think of something crazy u want to do
7.just do nothing then if u cant take it it well make u crazy
8.go outside then do a game of base ball au swiming water and when u lose makes u go crazy
9.if ur mom tells u what to do and u dont want to do it it well make u go crazy
and finally
10.listen to a jb song then it well make u go crazy cuz u kinda hate him
LOL!
1.Buy a kids meal, and play with the toy wewe get on the middle of the floor.
2.Fill a sock with pennies, and then demand all of the chakula using the money in the sock.
3.Run through the waiting lines.
4.Buy a burger and give it to the waiter/waitress.
5.Go up to the counter, and before the waiter/waitress can say anything, say "Welcome to McDonalds. How can I take your order?"
6.Give a burnt french fry to a bila mpangilio person across the room.
7.Buy something off the menu, like tacos au baked beans.
8.Go to McDonalds in your bathing suit.
9.Chew as loud as wewe can so everyone can hear.
10.Run inside and sing Mary Had A Little kondoo, mwana-kondoo at the juu of your lungs.
11.Eat another person's chakula when they aren't looking.
12.Have a loud conversation with your friend about bila mpangilio things, maybe even a fight (no punches though!)!
13.Rap your meal at the counter.
2.Fill a sock with pennies, and then demand all of the chakula using the money in the sock.
3.Run through the waiting lines.
4.Buy a burger and give it to the waiter/waitress.
5.Go up to the counter, and before the waiter/waitress can say anything, say "Welcome to McDonalds. How can I take your order?"
6.Give a burnt french fry to a bila mpangilio person across the room.
7.Buy something off the menu, like tacos au baked beans.
8.Go to McDonalds in your bathing suit.
9.Chew as loud as wewe can so everyone can hear.
10.Run inside and sing Mary Had A Little kondoo, mwana-kondoo at the juu of your lungs.
11.Eat another person's chakula when they aren't looking.
12.Have a loud conversation with your friend about bila mpangilio things, maybe even a fight (no punches though!)!
13.Rap your meal at the counter.
u wudnt know if there was mkate on yer head now wud u if u ask why u wudnt know if there is mkate on yer head its cuz it is floating above yer head and u cant see it if the mkate is on yer head which u wudnt know at less i told u and if u wud like to get it off dont try to get it off and au eat the mkate that is on yer head cuz if u do u will die and to get the mkate off of yer head u must go to the bottom of a pool and ask the master of crayons to remove the mkate that is on yer head so u can on living without mkate on yer head.....if u servived under water that long which i rly doubt u did so wen u die the mkate that was once above yer head with haunt yer grave and float above yer grave like the magic floating mkate it is so if i tell u that there is mkate on yer head i suggest not to do anything cuz it ont even bother u at less u try to remove it yerself only the master of crayons can so just dont do anything and go on living life with a loaf of mkate on yer head
I HOPE wewe ENJOY!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!
we need your help!
grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!
wewe can lead the way!
hey! hey!
do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!
swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)
it;s dora the explorer!
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dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!
we need your help!
grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!
wewe can lead the way!
hey! hey!
do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!
swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)
it;s dora the explorer!
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dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!
These nukuu are nukuu with differnt meanings of ferret, chororo-kaya au just the animal.
“If a ferret, chororo-kaya bites wewe it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the maoni are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, wewe can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to ferret, chororo-kaya it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and ferret, chororo-kaya it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
“If a ferret, chororo-kaya bites wewe it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the maoni are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, wewe can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to ferret, chororo-kaya it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and ferret, chororo-kaya it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!