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Chinese Horiscopes (freakishly correct) Good Luck!

Don’t cheat au it won’t work and you’ll be disappointed. Takes 3 minutes, try this - It will freak wewe out. Don’t read ahead, just do it. Worth a try.
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1st.) Get pen and paper.
2nd.) When choosing names make sure they are real people that wewe actually know.

3rd.) Go with your instincts. Very important for good results.

4th.) Scroll down one line at a time don’t read ahead otherwise you’ll ruin the fun.
1.) On a blank sheet of paper, write numbers 1 till 11 in a column on the left.

2.) inayofuata to the numbers 1 & 2, write down any 2 numbers wewe want

3.) inayofuata to the numbers 3 & 7, write down the names of 2 members of the opposite sex.

4.) Write anyone’s name. (Like Marafiki au family.) inayofuata to 4, 5, & 6.

5.)WRITE down 4 song titles in numbers 8, 9, 10, & 11.

6.) Finally, MAKE A WISH ARE wewe READY?

Here is the key to the game:~

The number of people that like wewe is found in space 2.

The person in space 3 is the one wewe love.

The person wewe like, but your relationship cannot work out is in space 7.

wewe care most about the person wewe put in space 4.

The person wewe name in space 5 is the person that knows wewe really well.

The person wewe named in space 6 is your lucky star.

The song in space 8 is the song that matches very well with the person in number 3.

The song in 9 is for person 7.

The 10th space is a song that tells wewe most about your mind.

And 11 is the song telling how wewe feel about life.

Number 1 is your lucky number.

*Repost this within an saa of read this. If wewe do, your wish will come true. * Repost with: Chinese Horoscope (Freakishly Correct) Good luck
posted by iamagagamonster
~ In my opinion! alright! wewe can think what ever wewe can think about the heros on here ~

5. Batman: The majority of people upendo batman, I go for Superman. Batman dosn't even have super powers he only has gadjets [spelling?] and gizmos. One siku he's gona be in deep danger and then he won't be able to reach his "special" button. Without the help of his sidekick, which brings me to my inayofuata hero

4. Robin: Robin is a superhero named after a migratory songbird that wewe can find in your backyard and feed bird seed to. Can someone tell me why they would name Batman’s sidekick after a songbird? What...
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How to Tell if a Guy likes You
How to Know that a Guy Likes You

Here are the 500 ways to tell if a guy likes You....

01. He smiles at wewe a lot.

02. He likes talking to you.

03. He compliments wewe a lot.

04. He always agrees with you.

05. He asks if wewe are single.

06. He asks wewe out for lunch.

07. He asks wewe out on a date.

08. He knows your zodiac sign.

09. He never burps around you.

10. He really cares about you.

11. He treats wewe like a lady.

12. He walks wewe to your door.

13. He wants to see wewe often.

14. He always wants to hug you.

15. He tells wewe he likes you.

16. His Marafiki know...
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posted by sierradawn9
Ok, so I'm a redhead. I have freckles and light skin. So I'm considered ginger. Until a few weeks ago, I didn't even know what that term meant.
 I learned what it meant when I was on the bus and this guy took something from me. He alisema he wouldn't give it back until I admitted I was a ginger. So I alisema "I'm a ginger...?", and he yelled "You have no soooouuul!"
 That got me mad, sad, and confused.
 Seriously guys. Really? Just because some (and I do mean some) redheads have attitudes and act bitchy, that does NOT give wewe the right to make a stereotype out of the rest of us redheads.
 I'm not...
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10. When being pulled over kwa a cop and he au she says, "Sir(/)Ma'am, wewe have been caught speeding, how much do wewe think wewe were going?" Don't say, "Well wewe must've gone AT LEAST 90 to catch up with me."

9. When your teacher asks where your homework is when wewe haven't handed it in don't say, "My dog ate my homework." That's the oldest excuse in the book. Plus, nobody ever buys it unless they are a complete moron au born yesterday.

8. When your older sister is having her period au PMS-ing don't say, "Hey sis, have wewe been putting on a little weight?" It's a bitch, kahaba slap waiting to happen.

7....
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posted by greenstergirl
1. I asked God for a bike. But I know God doesn't work that way. So I aliiba a bike and asked for forgiveness.

2. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag wewe down and beat wewe with experience.

3. Going to church doesn't make wewe Christian even zaidi then standing in a karakana makes wewe a car.

4. The last thing I want to do is hurt you. Its still on the orodha though.

5. war does not determine who is right- only who is left.

6. Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, please notify....." I put DOCTOR.

7.Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at nyumbani even if...
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posted by JoannaVonDoom
Im sorry if this has been ilitumwa before
If not, do not give me credit


1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with Marafiki in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If wewe have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours kwa hooking a camcorder, kamkoda to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat...
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Intro :

yea mmhm i know these have been ilitumwa alot but i am both insane and depressed and i can help depending on your personality au sumthin like tht. But anyways, just read on. I hope wewe like!!! This was written kwa me! Not taken off anyone else. Thanks for your time kusoma my into ;) ~~ XxemolovexX (prefer not to say my real name)

How to cure boredom :


If you're an artist :
Draw! drawing will always help wewe feel better. And who knows, over time wewe might be able to draw amazingly.

If you're an mwandishi :
Free write! Its always fun to. Write something according to your taste in books.

If wewe love...
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INT. A SHOPPING MALL WE'VE USED BEFORE - DAY.

The mall. Teenage girls bury their heads in piles of clothes and giggle. A Sale Sign goes up and they scream. Mothers drag kids kwa their heels. As the people pass by, they glance uncomfortably at something off-screen then hurry along. The children point, faces uncomprehending.

Pan over to find ZIM and GIR in a dark corner, near a waste receptacle, dressed as clowns. ZIM just stares out evilly at the passing people. GIR simply stares, holding balloons.

ZIM (to GIR)
Look at them, GIR. THEY think we are clowns. But we are not clowns.

GIR gasps in shock....
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posted by rayban00
This link is made of very simple,The lens is dark yellow, the color is predominant. And retro-style frame has a bright spot in the whole spectacle. General wear this retro style link, zaidi au less a link with the United States. If wewe look carefully, there is a small screw, so rayban sunglasses zaidi firmly. ray Ban prices affordable, cheap.

It seems that Hollywood stars are always so charming?, They not only well dressed but never appear without makeup au sweat the makeup to stains.All dressed themseves perfect even without the light.

Cheap rayban Sunglasses are their common decration,because...
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posted by TVD_rocks
from the internet :)

(1) Tell him that he looked better bald.
(2) Put purple dye in his shampoo.
(3) When he goes to get his hair trimed, tell the barber that he would get 100 dollars to cut all his hair off.
(4) Ask what it was like to have Ke$ha babysit him.
(5) Tell him he reminds wewe of the Ken doll.
(6) Ask if Selena is his Barbie girl.
(7) Change his ringtone to 'Whip my Hair'.
(8) Call him while he's doing a talk show.
(9) Ask why he keeps making songs about relationships.
(10) Ask if he wants to dump Selena because he keeps making those songs.
(11) Give his fangirls his nyumbani adress
(12) Finally, ask why he goes for older women instead of 16-year olds. When he majibu he thinks they're cute tell him that your telling Selena that she's too young for him
posted by TeamSongz4eva
**again i got this from the internet**


These are from by-gone days when we actually had little computer machines that would answer the telephone for us. They were called "answering machines," intuitively enough. Roughly akin to voice mail today, but when they came out, they were quite novel. Thus, the were the chanzo of much amusement.

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"If wewe are a burglar, then we're probably at nyumbani cleaning our weapons
right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home
and it's salama to leave us a message."...
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posted by EllentheStrange
I am anti emo,because I don't the idea of them

mutilating themselves for no reason.I mean

sure,you have bullies at school and your mom

hates you,but I have those same problems.But I

don't cut,or dink,or do drugs.Emo Kids are just

pissing their life away cutting and killing

themselves over their little problems.You live in

a small town,nobody feels sorry for you.get a

haircut.There's no point to get

yourself.Everybody has problems.Deal with

them,but don't cut.Write au draw.Listen to music.

Do something else besides cut.And the posers are

even worst so I dislike them even more.They think

it will...
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1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on au off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to onyesha the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of wewe just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your briefcase, mkoba au purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

10.Stand silent...
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Hello! Gabriella here. :D I will tell wewe all these: What dates & Why wewe don't want your birthday on these days.

1- New Year's siku
You don't know what your celebrating. Your birthday au the new year.

2-Groundhog's Day
I think this is an American thing but, wewe know how if wewe see the shadow, this happens, if not, that happens? Yeah, why wewe ask? Groundhog. People complaining about the outcome.
2-Valentine's Day
Your loved a bit too much.
2-Leap Year
This day, only comes, once every four years. Why would wewe want to celebrate it today?

4-April Fool's Day
You get pranked on your own birthday. What...
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posted by snusnu13
It was a beautiful Sunday afternoon. The light breeze was making the leaves of the trees rustle lightly and the birds were chirping their afternoon songs. In a small yard there lay a dog on the soft, green grass. This dog was brown and white patched, and had light green eyes. She had no ears, as they were cut off when she was a puppy, but her ear canal remained, so she could still hear.

As the dog chewed on her bone, a teenage girl stepped into the backyard. The dog looked up and saw her 14 mwaka old owner, Sally. Sally had tanned skin, with dark brown hair tied into a ponytail, a triangular...
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1. wewe fall down the stairs.

2. A mti falls down on you.

3. A llama spits in your face.

4. wewe eat i poisioned cookie.

5. A roccon with rabies jumps in your face and bites your face.

6. wewe are making out with a person and then wewe trow up in their mouth
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7. A crystle light thing falls on your head.

8. Your mto gets a face and bites wewe head off.

9. Your dog stands up and says I hate wewe and then runs away.

10. Your eating pankakes, their is a rotten egg in to, wewe get slmonila, go to the hospital, the doctors say that wewe are going to die, then wewe die.

11. When wewe are dieing your crush says that...
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1. read
2. go outside
3. do ur homework
4. go around the house saying bila mpangilio things until u cry laughing
5. continue kusoma this
6. Walk up to siblings and say bila mpangilio things until they hit u and then say u r cracking them up
7. play cards
8. dance
9. play checkers
10.read about canadian dudes
11. hit ur siblings, run 2 mommy and say, They hit me!!!!!
12. go on utube
13.talk on phone 4 hrs.
14. go on another fanclub
15. try 2 find me on Facebook and figure out im not on, i dnt have an account
16. go on Google look up jay leno, find 15 jokes and have a 13 round comedy c ontest with ur bff
17. write on ur wall
18. write on other peoples walls
19. add bila mpangilio people as ur fans
20. read another forum.
Are wewe addicted? Are wewe a super fan? Are wewe just a person who likes being enthusiastic about things? Are wewe on fanpop too much?

1. wewe see something wewe like, and think Oh, I want to shabiki that club!

2. wewe start shipping people wewe know au see.

3. wewe hear something awesome and immediately look for the Best Answer button.

4. wewe hear something awesome and immediately want to go on fanpop and change your motto.

5. wewe hear something and wewe want to maoni on it.

6. wewe have great ideas of something wewe should post on fanpop at completely bila mpangilio times of day.

7. wewe get a new inayopendelewa and HAVE to...
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posted by kitkat709477
"I can't find it," REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."
"That's women's work," REALLY MEANS, "It's dirty, difficult and thankless."
"Will wewe marry me?" REALLY MEANS, "Both my room mates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there is no zaidi karanga butter."
"It's a guy thing," REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and wewe have no chance at all of making it logical."
"Can I help with dinner?" REALLY MEANS, "Why isn't it already on the table?"
"It would take too long to explain, "REALLY MEANS, "I have no idea...
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okay, on my 5 completely bila mpangilio things to do...

5) sing the alphabet backwards in german while painting a picture of yourself riding a tandem bike
4) clip out something from the newspaper and tape it to your shirt
3) try to do the chicken dance as long as wewe can
2) walk into walmart and ask where the nearest walmart is and directions to it
1) scream "where did i put my flaming green octopus?" as loud as wewe can in a public place (ie. school, mall...bathroom)

i recommend wewe try these. 2 and 1 are my faves.