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 Lifty and Shifty
Lifty and Shifty
Chapter 2
it was the siku flippy had to go to the hunger games. He was in his hummer driving to the capital. It was a long way away but he was going to make it there in time. When he got there he was impressed. This was obviously a rich city. Tall buildings, fancy clothing, bright colors everywhere. “All this fancy stuff for a competition?” he thought as he parked in a spot at the building he was told to go to. He walked inside into a room where he saw lots of other people going to. When he got there he was shocked, but not disappointed. Lots of other people were standing in a circle. He took his place in between a brown haired girl and a blonde haired boy. He looked around and realized, he recognized almost all of these people. Shifty and Lifty, their green raccoon marking obvious now. Lumpy, his antlers and blue hair clearly visible. Flaky, her porcupine quills sharp and her face worried. the mole, his light purple fur, manyoya and dark purple turtleneck. Giggles, the pink chipmunk with a bow on her head. The orodha could go on. He was competing with people he knew, except the people he was standing in between and a blue squirrel with a red mask. Everyone but cub was here, even Cro-marmot. He was a frozen caveman. Somehow able to do normal person things and handy was inayofuata to him, his no hands not that obvious hidden kwa the people around him. On the other side of handy was nutty, he had Candy all over his face and he was laughing, as usual. inayofuata to nutty was Pop. He was smoking his pipe, ignoring the others. petunia was inayofuata to pop. Her blue skunk fur, manyoya and bushy tail very obvious now. Cuddles was inayofuata to her, yellow furred and fluffy tailed. Mime was inayofuata to him, purple fur, white face paint. Toothy was inayofuata to him. Buck teeth and beaver, biva tail very obvious. Sniffles was inayofuata to mime. He was wearing glasses and kusoma a science book. inayofuata to sniffles was Russell, his blue- green fur, manyoya and hook and pretty easy to spot. Lastly, inayofuata to Russell was Disco Bear. His machungwa, chungwa afro sticking out the most. After flippy was done looking around a voice came from some speakers on the wall. “Welcome tributes to the 74th hunger games! I know many of wewe are still wondering what the hunger games are, well I can explain it all. It is a competition where all of wewe are sent into the wilderness to fight to the death while the districts watch and bet on the winner. There are no specific rules but only one of wewe can survive. Have fun!” after that the speakers shut off. Flippy's stomach turned. A death match, that's what this is! A lot of other people seemed surprised too. Flippy couldn't stop himself from imagining what it would be like and he had to fight to keep himself from flipping out. This was worse than war, this was meaningless fighting! They were putting them against each other just so they could watch them die and bet on a winner! Why did it come to this? Who invented this? Why would they put him and his Marafiki and strangers up against each other in such a gruesome contest? Just then the voice came back. “don't worry tributes. This contest won't begin for weeks. Until then wewe will prepare kwa training. wewe will get stylists and a mentor, well some of you. Most of wewe are fit enough already to work it out yourself. wewe will get a luxury room until then. Enjoy.” then the voice was gone again. Some of the other tributes started whispering to each other. The brown haired girl turned to flippy. “who are you, we're the only humans here, wewe all are just human sized animals.” flippy could tell she was worried about the games too. He didn't want to speak, his throat felt like someone was choking him but he forced a reply. “we're just as confused as wewe are. I never thought this is what the hunger games is. I already fought in war, I don't want to relive it again.” “what's your name?” the blonde haired boy asked. “i-i'm flippy. Who are you?” he replied. “I'm Katniss.” the girl replied. “I'm Peeta.” the boy said. “so wewe were in a war?” katniss asked. Flippy nodded. Flippy really didn't want to talk about the war and he was glad when they stopped asking questions. Flippy needed to think about how he was going to get through this. Killing his friends, possibly flipping out and if he didn't win he would be dead, if he did win all the people he cared about would be dead. He just wanted it all to end. It's not worth it, killing for no reason. Just to entertain a few people he didn't even know. Whatever was going to happen he definitely wasn't ready for it.
 Cro-Marmot
Cro-Marmot
 Toothy
Toothy
 Cuddles
Cuddles
 Pop
Pop
 Flaky
Flaky
 the blue squirrel(splendid)
the blue squirrel(splendid)
petunia
Petunia
 Nutty
Nutty
 Lumpy
Lumpy
 Mime
Mime
 Sniffles
Sniffles
 Disco kubeba
Disco Bear
 Russell
Russell
One day, two american tourists were driving through Nova Scotia, argueing about the name of the town. Finally, assuming neither of them were right, they decided to stop and have something to eat for lunch. When they got into the restraunt, the waitress asked them if they were ready to order. Yeah, but first could wewe pronounce the name of where we are,veeerryyy slllooowwwlllyy? alisema the wife, smiling. Of course, the waitress said, noticing the two were american.

Tiiiiiimmmmmm Hooooorrrrrttttoooonnnnsss.

Hope that made wewe laugh.

Here are 2 bila mpangilio facts:
They don't sell Smarties au Shreddies in America.
They dont have Walmart in America.
posted by Fangirl99
Chapter 2:the mysterious sign

Vanessa Colorado of Waysway school was going to her locker to get her stupid homework. She was tried,in pain,and achy. She thought it was just a cold,but it was a lot worse than she knew. “oh,look who the cat dragged in,”said Susan,the meanest chic in school.

“shut up,ok?”Vanessa alisema sternly. “im in a really bad mood.”

“why? Cause wewe realized your having a bad hair day?”katie asked. the 3 laughed.

“hey!leave her alone!”called out kylie,who was walknig to her locker.

“oh,look,im so scared,what are wewe gonna do about it?”taunted susan.

“thats...
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posted by lilred96
Mysterious love
-chapter six-

As we walked down the hall he looked like he wanted too say something but he didnt.
So I said"Is there somthing wrong,do I look bad au somthing?"
no wewe look beautiful dont ever think wewe are not the prettyest thing in the world" He said
"I am sorry." He said...

"For what mathew?"I said
"For upsetting you." "You didnt dont worry" I said

By then we had reached the art room when the teacher alisema "Class wewe will need a piece of paper."
We both sat down in our seats and took out a piece of paper and then the teacher alisema "I want wewe to draw what ever wewe feel in your heart.What...
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posted by Canada24
I made this orodha before, but I guess I deleted it. Not sure why.. But it gives me an excuse to do again.. I hope I can do it better too..



10: NORMAN BATES:
 "We all go a little mad sometimes."
"We all go a little mad sometimes."


Only reason he's last is because I never watched the movies, I don't know the francise. But come on, it's Psycho, of coarse it goes on the list. To the meme'd to hell violin, to the famish twist he was a crossdresser with mgawanyiko, baidisha personality. This movie is a icon, it's been studied and talked about to death..




9: VALEK:


While he's no Pazuzu (but who is), Valek is in my opinion the best...
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#1:
POST: I don't want my baby boy to he straight, I want it gay.. If it's straight, I'll put it to adoption straight away!
ME: Don't worry little lady. If your the kids first impression of what a woman is, he'll either be gay au a serial killer..


#2:
POST: I'm bored.. Somebody fuck be.
ME: I would, but wewe might cough on me, and I might catch your stupid.


#3:
POST: How do Christians reproduce, if they think sex is a sin, how do they have babies!?
ME: No, no, your mistaking Christians for temblr feminists., they consider wewe a rapist for "having a penis"


#4:
POST: Who trying to get me pregnant?...
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