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posted by akatsuki_lover9
 Lifty and Shifty
Lifty and Shifty
Chapter 2
it was the siku flippy had to go to the hunger games. He was in his hummer driving to the capital. It was a long way away but he was going to make it there in time. When he got there he was impressed. This was obviously a rich city. Tall buildings, fancy clothing, bright colors everywhere. “All this fancy stuff for a competition?” he thought as he parked in a spot at the building he was told to go to. He walked inside into a room where he saw lots of other people going to. When he got there he was shocked, but not disappointed. Lots of other people were standing in a circle. He took his place in between a brown haired girl and a blonde haired boy. He looked around and realized, he recognized almost all of these people. Shifty and Lifty, their green raccoon marking obvious now. Lumpy, his antlers and blue hair clearly visible. Flaky, her porcupine quills sharp and her face worried. the mole, his light purple fur, manyoya and dark purple turtleneck. Giggles, the pink chipmunk with a bow on her head. The orodha could go on. He was competing with people he knew, except the people he was standing in between and a blue squirrel with a red mask. Everyone but cub was here, even Cro-marmot. He was a frozen caveman. Somehow able to do normal person things and handy was inayofuata to him, his no hands not that obvious hidden kwa the people around him. On the other side of handy was nutty, he had Candy all over his face and he was laughing, as usual. inayofuata to nutty was Pop. He was smoking his pipe, ignoring the others. petunia was inayofuata to pop. Her blue skunk fur, manyoya and bushy tail very obvious now. Cuddles was inayofuata to her, yellow furred and fluffy tailed. Mime was inayofuata to him, purple fur, white face paint. Toothy was inayofuata to him. Buck teeth and beaver, biva tail very obvious. Sniffles was inayofuata to mime. He was wearing glasses and kusoma a science book. inayofuata to sniffles was Russell, his blue- green fur, manyoya and hook and pretty easy to spot. Lastly, inayofuata to Russell was Disco Bear. His machungwa, chungwa afro sticking out the most. After flippy was done looking around a voice came from some speakers on the wall. “Welcome tributes to the 74th hunger games! I know many of wewe are still wondering what the hunger games are, well I can explain it all. It is a competition where all of wewe are sent into the wilderness to fight to the death while the districts watch and bet on the winner. There are no specific rules but only one of wewe can survive. Have fun!” after that the speakers shut off. Flippy's stomach turned. A death match, that's what this is! A lot of other people seemed surprised too. Flippy couldn't stop himself from imagining what it would be like and he had to fight to keep himself from flipping out. This was worse than war, this was meaningless fighting! They were putting them against each other just so they could watch them die and bet on a winner! Why did it come to this? Who invented this? Why would they put him and his Marafiki and strangers up against each other in such a gruesome contest? Just then the voice came back. “don't worry tributes. This contest won't begin for weeks. Until then wewe will prepare kwa training. wewe will get stylists and a mentor, well some of you. Most of wewe are fit enough already to work it out yourself. wewe will get a luxury room until then. Enjoy.” then the voice was gone again. Some of the other tributes started whispering to each other. The brown haired girl turned to flippy. “who are you, we're the only humans here, wewe all are just human sized animals.” flippy could tell she was worried about the games too. He didn't want to speak, his throat felt like someone was choking him but he forced a reply. “we're just as confused as wewe are. I never thought this is what the hunger games is. I already fought in war, I don't want to relive it again.” “what's your name?” the blonde haired boy asked. “i-i'm flippy. Who are you?” he replied. “I'm Katniss.” the girl replied. “I'm Peeta.” the boy said. “so wewe were in a war?” katniss asked. Flippy nodded. Flippy really didn't want to talk about the war and he was glad when they stopped asking questions. Flippy needed to think about how he was going to get through this. Killing his friends, possibly flipping out and if he didn't win he would be dead, if he did win all the people he cared about would be dead. He just wanted it all to end. It's not worth it, killing for no reason. Just to entertain a few people he didn't even know. Whatever was going to happen he definitely wasn't ready for it.
 Cro-Marmot
Cro-Marmot
 Toothy
Toothy
 Cuddles
Cuddles
 Pop
Pop
 Flaky
Flaky
 the blue squirrel(splendid)
the blue squirrel(splendid)
petunia
Petunia
 Nutty
Nutty
 Lumpy
Lumpy
 Mime
Mime
 Sniffles
Sniffles
 Disco kubeba
Disco Bear
 Russell
Russell
One siku a group of girls were having fun and being crazy, laughing and talking to each other in funny voices, careless of what the other kids at school thought of them. A girl walked up to them and told them they were all pathetic losers, giving each of the girls a different insult. She then walked away with her head held high. All the girls looked at each other and burst into laughter. The mean girl turned around and asked
“Why are wewe laughing? I just insulted all of wewe losers”
“Well, we just find it hilariously pathetic how wewe feel wewe have to take the time to make fun of us. wewe obviously...
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posted by j-bfan7
My name is Chris ,

I am three,

My eyes are swollen..

I cannot see.



I must be stupid,

I must be bad,

What else could have made,

My daddy so mad?



I wish I were better,

I wish I weren't ugly

, Then maybe my mommy,

Would still want to hug me.



I can't do a wrong,

I can't speak at all,

Or else I'm locked up,

All siku long.



When I'm awake,

I'm all alone,

The house is dark,

My folks aren't home.



When my mommy does come home,

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll just get,

One whipping tonight.



I just heard a car,

My daddy is back,

From Charlie's bar



I hear him curse,

My name is called ,

I press myself,

Against the wall.



I try...
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1. The only bird that can fly backwards is the hummingbird.

2. The giant squid has the largest eyes in the world.

3. A goldfish has a memory span of 3 seconds!

4. A panya survive longer without water than a camel.

5. Toupees for mbwa are sold in Tokyo

6. A dolphin sleeps with one eye open

7. A mamba can't stick it's tounge out

8. A mammal's blood is red, an insect's blood is yellow, and a lobster's blood is blue!

9. Loud, fast muziki makes termites chew faster

10. A blue whale's tounge weighs zaidi than a elephant

11. Ablutophobia is the fear of bathing

12. Acarophobia is the fear of itching

13. Agyrophobia...
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posted by starwarsfangirl
These are just bila mpangilio ways to eat my inayopendelewa cookies: oreos.
A lot of these sound really weird and gross, but they're actually pretty good.

1. without milk
2. with milk
3. with chocoloate milk
4. with strawberry milk
5. frozen
6. frozen with milk
7. frozen with warm milk
8. with honey
9. in ice cream
10. in frozen yogurt
11. in frozen yogurt with honey
12. with 7up
13. with karanga butter
14. frozen with karanga butter
15. frozen with 7up
16. with karanga siagi and 7up
17. with cherry 7up
18. frozen with cherry 7up
19. frozen with karanga siagi and cherry 7up
20. kwa itself

If wewe try any of these and like it, please write a maoni and tell me which one(s) wewe tried. :)
Five easy ways that lemons can kill you. (some of these are ironic, but if wewe think about it, sometimes they can happen!!!)

1. A lemon, limau is lying on the juu step, and wewe are carrying your laptop in your hands when your about to go down the steps. sekunde later wewe land on your ass, and inayofuata wewe are in the hospital with a severe concussion.

2. A lemon, limau is sweet and fresh, and your mother uses it in her cooking. of course, she doesn't see the bite marks on the back of the lemon, limau that was created kwa your dog when the basket was too close to the edge a few days ago, so she squeezes the lemon, limau into her...
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I was bored so I wrote this for anyone who doesn't know me...Sort of entertaining.

Ash

Yeah,I'm different, don't think I will be offended if wewe ever, one siku decide to call me that. If wewe think I'm insane, run away, because wewe are probably right. Think I need help? Of course I do. Find me stupid?I will not contradict you, and I will not deny it. Want to make me jealous? Not going to happen. Feel like I'm asking too many questions?Yeah, me too wewe a little annoyed that I keep doing this? Haha, It was meant to makeyou a little annoyed. wewe think that I'm just babbling here? Click the little X at the right hand corner of the screen/tab. Don't know whereit is? Get the crud out of your eyes.

Um...I am Ash. And I approve this message .
Ok so me and a friend wrote a little play on the school bus. It's about two Marafiki riding the bus together and chatting. It's called Druckies. Not sure why but the two characters are named Z and Awesome

Awesome:Hey

Z:hi!I like pie

Awesome:Ok....

Z:Whats my Z stand for?

Awesome: Zebra. Yup your new name is Zebra

Z:COOL!

Awesome:Don't forget to remeber me...

Z:I see a gppony, pony with dolk-a-dots

Awesome: With strawberries.

Z:OOOO and cotton candy!

Awesome: Cotton candy?

Z:I'm going to marry big bird.

Awesome: Good luck with that

Z:Oh look a red fox. AWW! that red fox, mbweha is eating a kitty! No wait thats not a cat...
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posted by shiriny
-It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

-People say "Bless you" when wewe sneeze because when wewe sneeze, your moyo stops for a millisecond.

-It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky

-111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

-All polar bears are left handed.

-Butterflies taste with their feet.

-A konokono can sleep for three years.

-Elephants are the only wanyama that can't jump

-On average, people fear spiders zaidi than they do death.

-The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.

-Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!

-Men can read smaller print than women,...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Ride mechanical farasi with coins fished out of the reflecting pond.
Try pants on backwards at GAP. Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.
Dial 900 numbers from demonstration phones in Radio Shack.
Sneeze on the sample tray at Hickory Farms and helpfully volunteer to consume its now unwanted contents.
At the bottom of an escalator, scream “My SHOELACES! AAAGH!”
Ask the sales personnel at the muziki store whether inflated CD prices are in pesos au rubles.
Teach pet store parrots new vocabulary that makes them unsalable.
Stomp on ketchup packets at Burger King . . . but save a few...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Act like wewe know the order taker from somewhere. Say, "BedWetter’s Camp, right?"
Add extra letters to words, ex: pizza becomes pizzzzzzzaaaaaaa
After ordering, say, "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff.
Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music.
Answer their maswali with questions.
Ask about pizza maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else. (e.g., If phoning Domino's, ask for a Cheeser! Cheeser!)
Ask for chips/fries with everything!
Ask for extra homo-sapien
Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
Ask how many...
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What if Don got zaidi "Total Drama" seasons than expected. Even though "Total Drama" was going to have three seasons worth of 78 episodes, little did Don know was that he was greenlit for a fourth season known as "Total Drama: Revenge of the Island". The season featured 13 new contestants.

Don gets arrested for hosting the season on a contaminated island. A mwaka has passed by, and Don is chosen kwa the producers to host "Total Drama: All-Stars". During his prison sentence, Don does not go crazy and host a fake season, even to the point where he replaces Chef shoka with a cashew. Instead, Don...
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