Here's another one of my true funny stories that happened almost 3 yrs zamani that also involves me, my sis and my aunt and uncle's house again. But our cousin josh was there too so he's part of it.
Here's what happened. It's pretty funny cause I'll never forget it :):
11/21/09-
It was a snowy siku back at auntie and dan's house. Our cousin josh was passed out sleeping on the kitanda so beth came up with an idea on how to scare him.
We both went into the jikoni and filled a pot up with water. This was our prank. After, we carried it back inside with us giggling until we were beside josh with the pot hovering over him.
When we were done mouthing one, two, three at each other, the two of us dumped all of the water out of the pot all over him.
Right after that, josh shoots up from the kitanda and races across the living room with eyes still closed and head lowered-running into everything else along the way until he crashes into the ukuta head-on and drops to the floor not moving!
(...ha, ha...) :)
After seeing that, me and beth looked at each other after everything went quiet. Then we looked back at him. Next, beth walked over and puts two fingers on josh's neck. Then she put a fist to her mouth "does he have a pulse?" I asked. Beth put her fingers back on his neck and an expression of extreme relief came over her face "yeah." She answered.
I started silent laughing.
Beth covered her smile with her hand. A few dakika later, josh rose while moaning and holding his head. "What hit me?" He asked.
The two of us burst our laughing "that was good. That was good." I alisema wiping a tear away. "What? What happened?" He asked so beth told him what happened. "Oh my god!" He smiled.
I clapped my hands together once in another fit of laughter.
"How do wewe feel?" Beth asked while cackling "like I'm gonna have a major headache later." Josh replied.
We all nearly died.
"So, what are wewe gonna do now that wewe have that scene in your head for the rest of your life?" Beth asked me.
"That scene in my head" I repeated while looking at the ceiling with a smile "I can live with that."
It was funnier than it sounds. TRUST me, wewe have know idea how hard me and beth were laughing at that. :)
Here's what happened. It's pretty funny cause I'll never forget it :):
11/21/09-
It was a snowy siku back at auntie and dan's house. Our cousin josh was passed out sleeping on the kitanda so beth came up with an idea on how to scare him.
We both went into the jikoni and filled a pot up with water. This was our prank. After, we carried it back inside with us giggling until we were beside josh with the pot hovering over him.
When we were done mouthing one, two, three at each other, the two of us dumped all of the water out of the pot all over him.
Right after that, josh shoots up from the kitanda and races across the living room with eyes still closed and head lowered-running into everything else along the way until he crashes into the ukuta head-on and drops to the floor not moving!
(...ha, ha...) :)
After seeing that, me and beth looked at each other after everything went quiet. Then we looked back at him. Next, beth walked over and puts two fingers on josh's neck. Then she put a fist to her mouth "does he have a pulse?" I asked. Beth put her fingers back on his neck and an expression of extreme relief came over her face "yeah." She answered.
I started silent laughing.
Beth covered her smile with her hand. A few dakika later, josh rose while moaning and holding his head. "What hit me?" He asked.
The two of us burst our laughing "that was good. That was good." I alisema wiping a tear away. "What? What happened?" He asked so beth told him what happened. "Oh my god!" He smiled.
I clapped my hands together once in another fit of laughter.
"How do wewe feel?" Beth asked while cackling "like I'm gonna have a major headache later." Josh replied.
We all nearly died.
"So, what are wewe gonna do now that wewe have that scene in your head for the rest of your life?" Beth asked me.
"That scene in my head" I repeated while looking at the ceiling with a smile "I can live with that."
It was funnier than it sounds. TRUST me, wewe have know idea how hard me and beth were laughing at that. :)
hujambo it's Nick here with some funny jokes :)
1. Knock Knock
Who's There?
I am the one who Knocks!
2. Why did the chicken kuvuka, msalaba the road?
To onyesha that he had guts. And boy did he have guts!
3. How do wewe make Mario cry?
Make him play a Luigi game!
4. What do wewe call a giant, clumsy, atomic ray breathing lizard?
Godspilla!
5. Why did the Annoying machungwa, chungwa become so popular?
Because machungwa, chungwa is the new Black!
6. Where did they send all of the failed Survivor people?
America's Got Talent!
1. Knock Knock
Who's There?
I am the one who Knocks!
2. Why did the chicken kuvuka, msalaba the road?
To onyesha that he had guts. And boy did he have guts!
3. How do wewe make Mario cry?
Make him play a Luigi game!
4. What do wewe call a giant, clumsy, atomic ray breathing lizard?
Godspilla!
5. Why did the Annoying machungwa, chungwa become so popular?
Because machungwa, chungwa is the new Black!
6. Where did they send all of the failed Survivor people?
America's Got Talent!
