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posted by 101trx
Here's another one of my true funny stories that happened almost 3 yrs zamani that also involves me, my sis and my aunt and uncle's house again. But our cousin josh was there too so he's part of it.
Here's what happened. It's pretty funny cause I'll never forget it :):

11/21/09-
It was a snowy siku back at auntie and dan's house. Our cousin josh was passed out sleeping on the kitanda so beth came up with an idea on how to scare him.
We both went into the jikoni and filled a pot up with water. This was our prank. After, we carried it back inside with us giggling until we were beside josh with the pot hovering over him.
When we were done mouthing one, two, three at each other, the two of us dumped all of the water out of the pot all over him.
Right after that, josh shoots up from the kitanda and races across the living room with eyes still closed and head lowered-running into everything else along the way until he crashes into the ukuta head-on and drops to the floor not moving!
(...ha, ha...) :)
After seeing that, me and beth looked at each other after everything went quiet. Then we looked back at him. Next, beth walked over and puts two fingers on josh's neck. Then she put a fist to her mouth "does he have a pulse?" I asked. Beth put her fingers back on his neck and an expression of extreme relief came over her face "yeah." She answered.
I started silent laughing.
Beth covered her smile with her hand. A few dakika later, josh rose while moaning and holding his head. "What hit me?" He asked.
The two of us burst our laughing "that was good. That was good." I alisema wiping a tear away. "What? What happened?" He asked so beth told him what happened. "Oh my god!" He smiled.
I clapped my hands together once in another fit of laughter.
"How do wewe feel?" Beth asked while cackling "like I'm gonna have a major headache later." Josh replied.
We all nearly died.
"So, what are wewe gonna do now that wewe have that scene in your head for the rest of your life?" Beth asked me.
"That scene in my head" I repeated while looking at the ceiling with a smile "I can live with that."

It was funnier than it sounds. TRUST me, wewe have know idea how hard me and beth were laughing at that. :)
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zaidi Numa than wewe ever wanted to hear. viungo to every single Numa song I could find. You're welcome, au maybe not. Here ya'll go.

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posted by LocalArtistist
Do wewe work at Subway? Because wewe just gave me a footlong.
Hi, do wewe want to have my children? [No] OK, can we just practice then?
There will only be 7 planets left after I destroy Uranus.
You're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang wewe on every piece of furniture in my home.
I'm no weather man, but wewe can expect zaidi than a few inches tonight.
Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.
Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't wewe like pizza?
Do wewe work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw wewe checking out my package.
Your breasts remind me of...
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posted by warriorcats02
Series Synopsis:

It is the mwaka 3000. Young Entomologist Dex Hamilton is called upon to help when alien insects that were crawling through the galaxy create a dangerous rift between Humans and bugs. Across faraway galaxies Dex will journey, along with 3 companions, Zap Monogan, Jenny 10 , and Tung, "the fantastic frog-boy."

Dex Hamilton:

18 mwaka old Dex Hamilton is an entomologist, au a person who studies bugs. He owns the habitat, which his father, Winston Hamiton, had owned before. Winston had disapeared mysteriously, leaving the habitat to his son, Dex. The habitat stores all different kinds...
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posted by DramaQueen1020
Spread A Little Love

These are my maoni and thoughts about being a straight christian, but still supporting gay rights.

I wear a cross. It's a little golden kuvuka, msalaba with a tiny ruby in the middle, being I'm born in July, and that's my birthstone. It's a girt from my mom, and I might pass it on to the inayofuata generation when I grow up. It's very special to me. I wear it all the time unless I'm swimming au bathing. I wear it in performances (I'm an actress-to-be and I play violin at school). Even when I was in a play about the ancient greek gods, I wore it under my robes. My whole family is part italian,...
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Poem i worte before i got together with my boyfriend!!!

When did my feelings get so deep
Why did they take that big long leap
Going from friend to crush
What a rush
And I don't think he knows

Since when did his smile make me go weak
Since when did his tears make mine start to leak
Why does this happen when I'm always so strong
When people called me wonder woman I guess they were wrong
And I don't think he knows

When he talks I cant help but watch his lips
To notice their shape and curves when they dip
Wait, why am I looking? I don't even know
And I cant help but wonder if he even knows

His...
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posted by Insane4ever
Hello this is my 2nd orodha of pointless superpowers enjoy....

1.making a dog f*ck your leg
2.flying only 1 inch off the ground,but not on watter
3.teleporting your self 20 feet underground
4.makeing a quick sand under you
5.pukeing tables
6.pooing everything u ate right after u ate it
7.seeing trough glass
8.losing ure sence of taste when your eating something yummy
9.turning your self into a hobo when wewe are near someone u like
10.abillity to kill a dead body

thank wewe for reading.....i did not think of some of these,now bye n hope u get some of these powers

p.s. Can u shabiki this if u like it pls??!!?!
1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as wewe walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at wewe for saying that simply reply “Wow, I can tell you’re a blast at parties”

5. Dress up like L (Death Note) and walk in with no shoes.

6. If your teacher asks “why aren’t...
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