1) Pick up cat and utoto it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. utoto in left arm an repeat process.
3)Retreive cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, craddle in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand . Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut and count to 10.
4) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from juu of wardrobe. Call friend from garden.
5) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees , holding front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted kwa cat. Get friend to hold cat's head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.
6) Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.
7) wrap, upangaji pamoja cat in large towel and get friend to lie on cat with its head just visible from below friend's armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force Cats mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.
8) Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply band-aid to friend's forearm and remove from carpet with cold water and soap.
9) Retreive cat from neighbour's shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with kitindamlo spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.
10) Fetch scrwdriver from karakana and put door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for tarehe of last tetanus shot. Throw T-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.
11) Ring moto brigade to retrieve cat from mti across the road. Appologize to neighbour who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.
12) Tie cat's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table. Find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Force cat's mouth open with small spanner. Push pill into mouth followed kwa large piece of fillet stake. Hold head vertically and pour 1/2 pint of water down throat to wash pill down.
13) Get friend to drive wewe to emergency room; sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Stop kwa furniture duka on way nyumbani to order new table.
14) Arrange for vet to make a house call.
2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. utoto in left arm an repeat process.
3)Retreive cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, craddle in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand . Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut and count to 10.
4) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from juu of wardrobe. Call friend from garden.
5) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees , holding front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted kwa cat. Get friend to hold cat's head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.
6) Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.
7) wrap, upangaji pamoja cat in large towel and get friend to lie on cat with its head just visible from below friend's armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force Cats mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.
8) Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply band-aid to friend's forearm and remove from carpet with cold water and soap.
9) Retreive cat from neighbour's shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with kitindamlo spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.
10) Fetch scrwdriver from karakana and put door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for tarehe of last tetanus shot. Throw T-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.
11) Ring moto brigade to retrieve cat from mti across the road. Appologize to neighbour who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.
12) Tie cat's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table. Find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Force cat's mouth open with small spanner. Push pill into mouth followed kwa large piece of fillet stake. Hold head vertically and pour 1/2 pint of water down throat to wash pill down.
13) Get friend to drive wewe to emergency room; sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Stop kwa furniture duka on way nyumbani to order new table.
14) Arrange for vet to make a house call.
Disclaimer. I don't own anything but the question. May be SLIGHTLY offensive, I think, not sure, but VERY funny. Enjoy and PLEASE comment!!!
Q: name two benefits of having a general ledger.
A: 1. Well, a zombie soldier is pretty cool, but a CELEBRITY zombie soldier is AWESOME!!!!! no one can win aqainst a ZOMBIE!!!!!!! Plus who would want to hurt Heath, he's too freakin awesome!!!!!! So, any battle you're in, wewe can't lose!!!!!!!
2. wewe just KNOW his fangirls are gonna jiunge your army! The sheer NUMBERS are gonna give wewe an advantage!!!!!!! wewe can't lose!!!!!!! You'd be INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!! WORLD DOMINATION IF wewe WANT!!!!!!!!!
And those are two benefits of having a General Ledger!!!!!
Teacher's note: Genral ledger is a BUISSINESS term, NOT an idea to take over the world with an army of fangirls and celebrity zombies!
Q: name two benefits of having a general ledger.
A: 1. Well, a zombie soldier is pretty cool, but a CELEBRITY zombie soldier is AWESOME!!!!! no one can win aqainst a ZOMBIE!!!!!!! Plus who would want to hurt Heath, he's too freakin awesome!!!!!! So, any battle you're in, wewe can't lose!!!!!!!
2. wewe just KNOW his fangirls are gonna jiunge your army! The sheer NUMBERS are gonna give wewe an advantage!!!!!!! wewe can't lose!!!!!!! You'd be INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!! WORLD DOMINATION IF wewe WANT!!!!!!!!!
And those are two benefits of having a General Ledger!!!!!
Teacher's note: Genral ledger is a BUISSINESS term, NOT an idea to take over the world with an army of fangirls and celebrity zombies!
Passion unsustainable
My moyo beats faster and faster whenever your
near,
Only to come to a cold stop when she passes by
My tears will go on forever
My smile isn’t real
And my moyo is mgawanyiko, baidisha in two
Every thought I ever had about wewe are buzzing in my head
I pray one siku i'll be under your arm
Holding your hand
Kissing your lips
I hope one siku wewe dry my tears
See right through my fake smile
And repair my broken heart
Hi I'm Chelsea I Was Born December 3 1996 in Dallas Texas I'm 14 Years Old!! Now I'm Living In Brazil!! ...... I'm Kinda Tall I Way 107 Pounds ......I'm White With Blond Hair Hazel Eyes ..... My inayopendelewa Tv Shows Are Wizards Of Waverly Place Drake&Josh Of Course My inayopendelewa Singers Are Justin Bieber Selena Gomez drake Bell!☆ ..... My inayopendelewa Songs Are Selena Gomez Round & Round Justin Bieber Baby drake kengele Our upendo My kauli mbiu I upendo Being Alive :☆ ....,More Just Message Me In My kasha pokezi Thanks Ooh Please Comment
1.NEVER right a poem about them at your birthday party in front of every one
2.dont cheat on them u will be sorry
3.be honest
4.right down the siku u met dated and be came a thing to let him now u care
5.never act crazy (that mean no 50 cups of coffe)
6.spend time with him
wewe can trust me on this :)
7.he brakes up with u well i tryed mabey u dint follow my tips :3 cant help u there >:3
good luck wewe SAW NOTHING
NOTHING I TELL U >:3 NOTHING i have had lots of boyfriends my life i dumped them cuz there asses so i am taking my brake