1) Pick up cat and utoto it in the crook of your left arm as if holding a baby. Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding pill in right hand. As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth. Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.
2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. utoto in left arm an repeat process.
3)Retreive cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, craddle in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand . Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut and count to 10.
4) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from juu of wardrobe. Call friend from garden.
5) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees , holding front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted kwa cat. Get friend to hold cat's head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.
6) Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.
7) wrap, upangaji pamoja cat in large towel and get friend to lie on cat with its head just visible from below friend's armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force Cats mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.
8) Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply band-aid to friend's forearm and remove from carpet with cold water and soap.
9) Retreive cat from neighbour's shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with kitindamlo spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.
10) Fetch scrwdriver from karakana and put door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for tarehe of last tetanus shot. Throw T-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.
11) Ring moto brigade to retrieve cat from mti across the road. Appologize to neighbour who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.
12) Tie cat's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table. Find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Force cat's mouth open with small spanner. Push pill into mouth followed kwa large piece of fillet stake. Hold head vertically and pour 1/2 pint of water down throat to wash pill down.
13) Get friend to drive wewe to emergency room; sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Stop kwa furniture duka on way nyumbani to order new table.
14) Arrange for vet to make a house call.
2) Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa. utoto in left arm an repeat process.
3)Retreive cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. Take new pill from foil wrap, craddle in left arm holding rear paws tightly with left hand . Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right forefinger. Hold mouth shut and count to 10.
4) Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from juu of wardrobe. Call friend from garden.
5) Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees , holding front and rear paws. Ignore low growls emitted kwa cat. Get friend to hold cat's head firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.
6) Retrieve cat from curtain rail, get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.
7) wrap, upangaji pamoja cat in large towel and get friend to lie on cat with its head just visible from below friend's armpit. Put pill in end of drinking straw, force Cats mouth open with pencil and blow down drinking straw.
8) Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans, drink glass of water to take taste away. Apply band-aid to friend's forearm and remove from carpet with cold water and soap.
9) Retreive cat from neighbour's shed. Get another pill. Place cat in cupboard and close door onto neck to leave head showing. Force mouth open with kitindamlo spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.
10) Fetch scrwdriver from karakana and put door back on hinges. Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for tarehe of last tetanus shot. Throw T-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.
11) Ring moto brigade to retrieve cat from mti across the road. Appologize to neighbour who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat. Take last pill from foil wrap.
12) Tie cat's front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table. Find heavy duty pruning gloves from shed. Force cat's mouth open with small spanner. Push pill into mouth followed kwa large piece of fillet stake. Hold head vertically and pour 1/2 pint of water down throat to wash pill down.
13) Get friend to drive wewe to emergency room; sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Stop kwa furniture duka on way nyumbani to order new table.
14) Arrange for vet to make a house call.
my friend sent me this text message a while zamani and i thought it was hilarious!!!
i need to ask wewe somethingand i want wewe to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how wewe feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want wewe to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi au Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
i need to ask wewe somethingand i want wewe to be totally honest with me. it may be awkward between us after this but i have to kow how wewe feel... I've kept it in for a while now but now it's time to be straight up and just confront you. i hope this doesn't ruin anything we have, i just need to know and i dont see any other way i could get over this. it just doesn't seem fair if i dont gett an answer. i want wewe to tell me truthfully, please no matter how harsh it is. i just want your hoest opinion...
Pepsi au Coke?
Ha ha ha ha !!!
Funny.
1.I like pie
2.Blue isn't blue until blue turns blue and when blue turns blue it's possibly blue and when blue turns blue, blue is orange.
3.My cat can fly. I taught him to the other day.
4.Dog chakula is a beautiful thing to watch when wewe are eating!
5.BLACK HEAD!!!!!!!!
6.Butterfly fly away, because I'm your biggest fan, and I got a feeling that you'll shine on like the Moonstone high at the end of time.
7.Heeeeeeeloo!
8. My name is Cow. I like purple. My name is purple. I like cows. In the end, the odds come together and we get out alive.
9. I'M IN HELL WHENEVER I'M AROUND POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
10. Fartblossom!
11.Pip-pip cheerio! (In and English accent.)
12. Your face is disorted when wewe sleeeeeep.
13. Bye alisema Santa while eating Blitzen.
2.Blue isn't blue until blue turns blue and when blue turns blue it's possibly blue and when blue turns blue, blue is orange.
3.My cat can fly. I taught him to the other day.
4.Dog chakula is a beautiful thing to watch when wewe are eating!
5.BLACK HEAD!!!!!!!!
6.Butterfly fly away, because I'm your biggest fan, and I got a feeling that you'll shine on like the Moonstone high at the end of time.
7.Heeeeeeeloo!
8. My name is Cow. I like purple. My name is purple. I like cows. In the end, the odds come together and we get out alive.
9. I'M IN HELL WHENEVER I'M AROUND POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!
10. Fartblossom!
11.Pip-pip cheerio! (In and English accent.)
12. Your face is disorted when wewe sleeeeeep.
13. Bye alisema Santa while eating Blitzen.